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If you somehow would get into Gensokyo, how would you impress/get on the good side of your favorite touhou?

>> No.9455845

I'd inject her with an aphrodisiac and rape her.

>> No.9455843
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9455843

My favorite Touhou would bow down and start worshiping my massive American penis the minute she saw it.

>> No.9455853
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9455853

I'd use a wrench. Bitches love wrenches

>> No.9455873
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9455873

Be surprised.

>> No.9455892
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9455892

I'd give her a nice bundle of freshly picked sunflovers

>> No.9455899

>>9455873
Very epic, upvoted
Kogasa bros forever

>> No.9455909

I'd cause an incident, and we'd all be drinking tea int he end.

>> No.9455930
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9455930

By being an entertaining drinking partner I guess.

>> No.9455937

>>9455892
>yuuka slaps you.mp4

>> No.9455973

I'd let her listen to my Venom albums

>> No.9455999

>>9455937
>>9455892
Swing and a miss, Yuukabro. Bad ending.

Try again?

>> No.9456023
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9456023

Fart in yukari's face, she loves farts

>> No.9456038

>>9455999
>load from last save
>offer to give her flowers nutrients
>bad end from either being turned into nutrients, or shitting all over her field

>> No.9456046

>>9456038
Dress like Colonel Sanders and act like a flower loving southern gentleman.

>> No.9456051

>>9455937
Lol yuuka will kil everybody XDDD she's so murderous and sadistic!!!! ^^ So ℳℴℯ~

>> No.9456057

I dunno

How to get Remi to love you?

>> No.9456059

>>9456051
I don't think Yuuka would take very kindly to people plucking and killing her flowers. It has nothing to do with the "Yuuka is a psycho bitch" fanon.

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>>9456046
works every time

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9456067

Catnip. A loooot of catnip. All over myself

>> No.9456103

>>9455892

>I'd give her a nice bundle of freshly picked sunflovers

Yeah cause what Yuuka really needs is some nerd giving her sunflowers, I heard she's got a real shortage of them

Why don't you go send some ice to eskimos as well

>> No.9456144

>>9456103
she might still aprriciate the gesture

>> No.9456156

>>9456144
The same way an eskimo would love that gift of ice. At least mix it up by giving her a type of flower she doesn't already have a field full of, man!

>> No.9456160
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9456160

I'd bring her some food

>> No.9456164

>>9456144
She won't appreciate knowing that you killed a bunch of flowers just to gift her with.

>> No.9456170

>>9456144
I've got a gesture she'd appreciate

my dick

>> No.9456200

>>9456170
Like...you're going to chop it off, taxaderm it, and give it to her?

>> No.9456276

>>9456160
But anonymous you are the food.

>> No.9460855
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9460855

>Get a job at the SDM
>work, do nothing but work diligently
>act like the perfect gentleman

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9460880

I'd bring her a Ice-pop

>> No.9460897
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9460897

I'll be fine.

>> No.9460900

Well, she likes to play, so ideally I should fight her. In the interest of not suffering unbearable agonies, however, that will have to wait a long time.

>> No.9460902

motto tsuyoku

>> No.9460909
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9460909

...I got nothing

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9460930

I'll bring my mp3 player with myself, and one day I'll try to meet Mystia after her workday at grill stand and make her listen to punk rock/heavy rock songs from outside world

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9460950

I'd challenge her to a drinking contest. Even though I have no hope of winning, my determination and charm would win her over. Then I'd would probably end up sick somewhere thus losing any ground I gained.

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9460965

She would probably just kill me for trespassing. At least I wouldn't get the chance to spaghetti all over her

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9460975

Push-pull lens like this one.

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9462889

Ran is a single mom, so I would cook her meals and offer to do her chores that didn't require 2hu-power.

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