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94507 No.94507 [Reply] [Original]

You are given the chance to fuck one Touhou girl of your choosing. Who do you choose?

Picture related.

>> No.94510

>>94507

No question about it. The chance to fuck Yukari Yakumo is a rare one.

>> No.94515

the flat chested one

>> No.94512
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94512

I'd fuck every last bit of lonely out of her.

>> No.94513
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94513

We'll follow up with a joint operation to steal back her books.

>> No.94519
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94519

Difficult choice, but I get delicious trap now and healthy later.

>> No.94520
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94520

M-M-Marisa..

>> No.94526

Cirno

>> No.94525
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94525

Or Yukari

>> No.94533

>>94525
oh god, that's hot reisen

>> No.94532
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94532

I'd her udonge so hard.

>> No.94534

Youmu

>>94512
enjoy your scat.

>> No.94540

Kaguya because I hate her and want to humiliate her, not because I find her attractive.

>> No.94556
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94556

Yuyuko that is. I think we'd both enjoy it actually. Seems like the kind of girl I'd love to have around.

>> No.94559
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94559

In the most loving manner possible.

>> No.94560

since yukari is all-powerful, i'd fuck her into submission, and then force her to grab other characters for us to rape together

>> No.94564
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94564

I can't say no to delicious dolljoints...

>> No.94573

>>94560
>>since yukari is all-powerful, i'd fuck her into submission
This does not compute.

>> No.94577

>>94564
Intoxicated penis..

>> No.94576
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94576

They come in one package.

>> No.94587

>>94576
They look hungry..

>> No.94583

Yukari, she'd be real fun. She'd let you cum inside without a condom too, because she'd just open a portal so it bukkake'D Reimu from 100 miles away out of nowhere.

>> No.94579
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94579

>> No.94585
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94585

>>94534

Don't worry, I'll plug that hole.

>> No.94593

>>94583
lulz were had

>> No.94596
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94596

>>94583
For great lulz.

>> No.94598
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94598

Reverse-traps are hot.

>> No.94601
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94601

I want to fuck the hat.

>> No.94610

>>94579
Gets Alice first.

>> No.94603
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94603

>> No.94623

Meling.

>> No.94615
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94615

Because she is love.

>> No.94619
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94619

Between her or Ran.

>> No.94627

>>94615
You've got one fucked up definition of love.

>> No.94631
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94631

>>94601

>> No.94639

>>94627
Maybe Reimu would be less of a bitch after getting boned.

>> No.94640
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94640

>>94627
No, I don't.

>> No.94646
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94646

>>94623

>> No.94657

>>94631
on the second thought maybe I don't want to fuck that

>> No.94655
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94655

>> No.94654
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94654

Touhou 1: Reimu goes on a genocidal rampage.
Touhou 2: Reimu seeks revenge for Mima's revenge for Reimu's previous rampage.
Touhou 3: Reimu interferes with academia and scientific progress.
Touhou 4: Reimu kills a youkai who tried to help her.
Touhou 5: Reimu orphans Alice and destroys an entire world for its creator's belief in free enterprise.
Touhou 6: Reimu places a little girl under house arrest.
Touhou 7: Reimu prevents an innocent girl from being revived.
CoLA: Reimu mugs a youkai for reading.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu breaks up parties.
Touhou 8: Reimu strips away Gensokyo's defenses against a Lunar invasion.
Touhou 9: Reimu attacks people for no good reason.
Touhou 9.5: Reimu becomes an undead zombie.
Touhou 10: Reimu oppresses other religions.>>94640

>> No.94656
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94656

You know what they say about rabbits

>> No.94669
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94669

>>94656
"Oh don't mind me, I'd like to see the results of our new experimental drug I had Reisen take."

>> No.94672

>>94656
The problem with Reisen is her pooper is so loose from all the "pills" Eirin inserts, Reisen's hole can't keep the "pellets" in.

>> No.94679

REISEN DEVELOPS SHITTINGDICKNIPPLES!

>> No.94677
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94677

>> No.94683

>>94656
I'd her ears

>> No.94692

Marisa. She's a slut, so she'd definitely know what she was doing.

>> No.94694
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94694

You people and your tastes ...
what the fuck

>> No.94699
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94699

>>94683
Everyone would her ears

>> No.94713

Suika Ibuki

>> No.94736

>>94694
You could stand a chance of dying during sex with here, she wouldn't mean it but killing someone is rather effortless for her.

>> No.94741
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94741

The only true answer.

>> No.94746
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94746

Ran or Yukari.

>> No.94748
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94748

I'd cook her waffles, if you know what I mean.

>> No.94750
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94750

Oh god Mokou is hot.

>> No.94794
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94794

>>94750
I second this notion

>> No.94804

>>94736
I'd let her eat me no problem

if you know what I mean

>> No.94811
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94811

>>94507

PIC RELATED

>> No.94820

>>94736
Well even if you did die she lives in the netherworld right? So you could kick off your unlife with ghost sex.

>> No.94879

>>94820
Well no, you'd just be a blob like Myon,

Or just lose your penis and legs.

>> No.94897
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94897

>> No.94894

>>94804
OH I GET IT YOU MEAN YOUR COCK HAHA

>> No.94906

>>94656

they die when they are lonely?

>> No.94908
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94908

>> No.94909
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94909

>>94904
Me neither. Care to explain please?

>> No.94904

>>94656
actually, no i dont

>> No.94916

>>94906
In a fit of seizures and vile blue fluids coming out of every orifice.

>> No.94984
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94984

>> No.95363
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95363

Youkai moe~

>> No.95386
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95386

I'd make sweet love to her in the missionary position. I'd even use protection if she wanted me to.

>> No.95393

PC-98 alice

>> No.95403
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95403

Not that I've ever had a girlfriend, but I prefer somebody with some experience. And you can never go wrong with a pansexual.

>> No.95402

>>94916
green

>> No.95408

>>95386
Tengu are swimming with STDs

>> No.95409

>>95386
THAT'S DISGUSTING

>> No.95415

>>95386
She belongs to ZUN

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95440

>> No.95451

cirno....

>> No.95458
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95458

Midbosses need tender loving.

>> No.96553
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96553

Pic very related.

>> No.96571
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96571

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