/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I think of you when I touch myself.

How does it feel to know that there's a crazy yandere girl that thinks of you every time she masturbates, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

That pic is gross as HELL

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445828
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know enough people for that to be the case. I am also ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445828
Let me smell that too~

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not /jp/, I'm just a poster. You're not really thinking about ME.

[Anonymous No.]

FUJOSHI PIG GO HOME

>>>/cgl/

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>9445838
maybe some girls have a fetish for ugly guys,
who knows ?

[Anonymous No.]

no

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445882
Girls will only date alpha douches who are attractive and/or rich. But now I'm getting in /r9k/ territory.

[Anonymous No.]

In another universe, atoms are arranged in such a manner as to create a universe-wide factory of attractive anime girls, men, or whatever whom masturbate to images of you. The entire universe is a big carbon-hydrogen machine of masturbation and it's directed at you. You may not know this, but when you're masturbating and you start thinking about something you are totally not into, that's one of your masturbation universes jerking in unison. Their masturbation particles transcend planar finity and abscond onto your dimension of living, then embed themselves in your head and make you think of bear porn while you climax.

[Anonymous No.]

Most girls don't masturbate.

That's just a gross western thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445910

``I don't understand why girls won't date me. They're fucking pieces of shit obviously.''

- anonymous sexually repressed misogynist poster who's never left their house for anything other than to maintain their metabolic processes and who never interacts with other humans in a socially acceptable manner ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445910
Attraction is not the same as wanting to date somebody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/cgl/

[Anonymous No.]

I think of you /jp/ when I stick dildos up my butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445929
>>>/cgl/

Back you go.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry, female, but I already have an imaginary wife that I love.

It wasn't meant to be. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445955
I find it funny that feminists are actually going after people that claim they have a waifu now and acting as if it's a terrible thing and they are ruining all of society. And they aren't even arguing the escapism part or anything. They are just actually jealous of it.

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>>9445983

>I find it funny that feminists are actually going after people that claim they have a waifu now and acting as if it's a terrible thing and they are ruining all of society.

Really? I assumed they didn't give a shit about it. I've never seen them talk about it though

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445983
I've noticed the same. It's pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445828

If you're cute that's cool

[Anonymous No.]

I think of /jp/ when I masturbate too.

Want to get married? I can impregnate you and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9446026
Feminist meaning "Idiot that has no idea what feminism is and claims to be a feminist for attention, a way to make their arguments look like they have substance, and to get their dick sucked." in this case. It's actually pretty silly. They basically harass people over it and anyone that says anything about it gets the "LOL WHY YOU HATE WOMEN WHAT A VIRGIN" response.