/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

When's the last time you've talked to a girl /jp/?

Phone and internet count if it's vocally.
Relatives don't count.
Small talk does count, but formal stuff like saying "Thank you" to the girl at the checkout doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

5 years.

[Anonymous No.]

My only friend off the internet is a girl. She comes out to my house every few months of her own accord, I usually don't invite her. It's strange that I'm friends with her, she does drugs and has lots of casual sex and I'm an asexual NEET who can't afford drugs. Sorry for blogging.

[Anonymous No.]

6 months. The dentist I go to is female.
You mirin brahs?

[Anonymous No.]

My disinterest in talking to others is not limited by gender. It's been over 8 years since I've actually had a conversation with someone, be they female or male.

[Anonymous No.]

Good question. A few months, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

About 40 minutes ago, "See you later." Fuckin nerds lmao

[Anonymous No.]

5 hours ago

it was my mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445090
ur non-blood related mom? why aint u all up in dat??

[Anonymous No.]

a couple days ago
it was my brother's girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445094
Did you hit it breh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445090
"relatives don't count"

>>9445089
OP said things like "thank you" don't count.

[Anonymous No.]

A year ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445100
Don't worry I wouldn't expect a foreveravirgin dork like yourself to understand that something like that usually comes after spending time with someone LMAO

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>>9445107
It could have simply been a one-sided conversation in which you only said words like "yes" and "okay" before you said see you later. If you wanted to say you actually spent time with them, you should have said you actually spent time with them.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

I am just w8ing for the
" I talked with your mom OP while I fucked her " joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445120
Why are you seriously responding to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445120
lol not only cant this nerd not talk to girls, he cant even backpedal theres no formal conversation that ends with something like that

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>>9445066
>Relatives don't count.
Do OP's relatives count? LMAO OWNED

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445124
It would be rude to ignore him.
>>9445130
"not only cant this nerd not talk to girls" means that I can talk to girls.

[Anonymous No.]

said hi to a coworker

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>>9445122
joke's on you, it was YOUR mom i was fucking

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>9445147
jokes on you
I have 2 dads

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445143
>>9445143
this is why your alone lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445147
>>9445130
>>9445099
>>9445156

Calm down and get a glass of water or something.

[Anonymous No.]

2 months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445156
Because I'm capable of reading, or because I'm not rude? Which is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445167
false dichotomy LOOK AT THIS I USED A BIG WORD LMAO

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>>9445173
I didn't use any big words.

[Anonymous No.]

I work with a 70 year old woman. So just today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445179
your readin comprehension is on primary school levels dude spoilers false dichotomy no one loves you cause the reason is your a nerd LOL

[Anonymous No.]

A few hours.
Truly "sharing" something? A bit more than a year. Before that girl, never.

[Anonymous No.]

My senior year in Highschool there were a few girls all over me.

The last time I can remember talking to a girl and having a real conversation was in Spanish class with a red headed girl. That's really it.

Everyone minds their own business in university and my major has amazingly 0 girls in it.

[Anonymous No.]

Some days ago, i talked to a girl when i went outside

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>>9445198
I wasn't responding to the dichotomy part. You mockingly said "LOOK AT THIS I USED A BIG WORD LMAO" which makes it seem as if you're implying I used needlessly big words at some point, but I never did.

[Anonymous No.]

2 months ago..
But it's pointless, I had better conversations with my dog and he can only answer to basic commands and ask for food.

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>>9445222
No he meant that he used a big word, dude.

>>9445198
You should look up "Great book for men" he talks similar to you except he uses zlol all the time.

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>>9445222
>backpedaling more
>shit that didnt happen

[Anonymous No.]

When's the last time you've talked to a girl human baing?

formal stuff like saying "Thank you"or parents doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

Female barber.

Normally just get a trim, but this time, for the fuck of it, I made her shave me bald.

She kept asking why, I kept dodging the question.

That was four or five weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.]

When's the last time you've talked to a human being?

formal stuff like saying "Thank you"or parents doesn't count.

>fix'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445226
I know that, but the fact that he would use all caps and say something like that gives me the impression that he was trying to mock me. I still find it hard to believe that he wasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

Several months ago, and even then I think it was by text. We used to be really close friends, but stopped talking for some reason.

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>>9445227
To backpedal I would have to withdraw from a position, but I never withdrew from anything. All I ever said was that short, one-sided conversations don't count, and he replied with an insult, as if I should somehow know that it wasn't something like that. This whole exchange of replies between the two of us has been nothing but him insulting me, and me being nice enough to reply to him. If I could make one person's day, that's good enough by me.

[Anonymous No.]

3 or 4 months ago... most of my doctors are female.

[Anonymous No.]

Seven years

Can I count my imaginary wife though? I talk to her and she talks back to me.

[my blog No.]

1 day, since you said internet count if vocally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445280

Here we go...

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>>9445280
A tulpa, huh? Tell me more.

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>>9445280
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

small talk doesn't count,
ummm maybe some of the girls in my section from band back in high school really, other than that, group projects or never, but that's ok because I have a computer

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>>9445280

>>>/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

3 years, if small talk doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly don't think I've ever had an actual conversation with a girl offline.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess the girl I know via skype which may have been a few weeks besides that it'd probably go back a few years at least.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe two weeks ago. I was at a surprise party for my cousin and she was one of my cousin's friends. I thought I would be able to sit quietly in the corner like I usually do but she kept bothering me, asking what I did and what I want to do. On two occasions she literally pulled me out of my chair and dragged me into the next room to try to get me to dance. I was literally trying my hardest to resist but she was too strong. The second time she did this she was too close and when I tried to back away I fell over a table. When I went back to my chair I was threatened to be punched in the throat by a different cousin's husband, who is a soldier. Everyone was drunk and I just wanted to be left alone. A few days after that my family was going to a German restaurant and I was excited to go until I learned that girl would be going with, so I stayed home. I could deal with the army guy being there because he's alright when he's not drunk, but not her.

My aunt kept telling me that the girl's family is really rich. Like, they fly everywhere in a private jet and they live in some kind of mansion.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>9445391
>I thought I would be able to sit quietly in the corner like I usually do

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>>9445213

>my major has amazingly 0 girls in it.

I'm pretty sure that's any major that isn't health related.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe in elementary school.

[Anonymous No.]

Earlier today. I was telling my boss that I'm putting in my two weeks notice.

[Anonymous No.]

I like to imagine everyone on /jp/ is a beautiful woman.

[Anonymous No.]

I think it was last year when I was in a long distance relationship with a girl. By relationship I mean friendship. She was pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

An actual conversation out of my own will? Nine years ago, when I was fifteen. Autistic math nerds tend to be male so I haven't really met females of my age in years. I've never even tried to ``get laid''. People are just people to me.

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>>9445423
That's what I've always done at all family parties. It was bothersome to just sit there so I stopped going to them a few years ago. The reason I went to to this party was because I was told they would come to my house and kidnap me from my room if I wasn't there. This room is not hard to get in to without the key.

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Probably 4 years ago when I attempted going to community college. I used to have a couple friends who would talk with me during their lunch or what have you. There was this girl I used to sit behind in my accounting class who was really cute, almost so that I would attempt to spaghetti all over the place to talk to her for a bit, but I resisted the urge. After leaving class, I went over and sat in front of my next class that would start in a half hour and started doing homework. I even put on my shitty aviators so people would try and leave me alone or not talk to me, it would have been better if I had a mp3 player or something but I'm too fucking poor. Anyway, that girl came up to me in front of my class and started talking to me about something I can't remember what it was. I looked up and actually looked around to see if she was really talking to me. Turns out she was. I said, "What?" because I really wasn't paying attention and she then started talking about how class was and making small talk. Then she said her name and gave me her phone number and left... I never called nor even tried talking to her again and she left me alone...

[Anonymous No.]

I got some stupid idea that I was gonna change my life and get a girlfriend once. I read so called PUA books and one day I went out. A socially retarded man in his early twenties who hadn't left his house in months was gonna try daygame. I got to motivated by books and forums. It didn't end well.

Please /jp/ if you ever get this idea, don't do it. ;_;

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>>9445485

You must be very attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445509
Couldn't have been that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Yesterday

some days I feel too normal for this place

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445505
Not at all. Like literally, probably a 0/10 if we had to use a barbaric scale to rank one's attractiveness.

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>>9445509
>daygame
What does this mean?

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>9445509
>get a girlfriend once
What in Gods name makes you think that your first relationship will hold forever -__-^
specially if its a highschool relationship

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>>9445530
I believe it's picking girls up during the day as opposed to a club or bar scene at night? I don't know. Not the quoted poster.

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>>9445509
>I got some stupid idea that I was gonna change my life

This only works for normal people. In my senior year of HS I decided to stop being a lazy fuck and took app advanced and ap classes.

It ended up giving me even worse case of depression than I already had and it forced me to communicate people I slowly started hating just to not look like a loser.

I hate lunch in the restroom and wandered the halls.

Now I'm just happy if my day ends with nothing happening.

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>>9445530
First result on Google: "Learn how you can meet and attract the girl of your dreams during the daytime."

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>>9445530
You approach women on the street or in bookstores. It's "game" during the day as oppose to nightgame which is going to clubs basically.
>>9445534
I got the idea once. Don't quote half a sentence like that and read the post if you are going to reply.

[Anonymous No.]

last friday. why does it matter?

[Anonymous No.]

Been so long I don't even remember... fuck I don't even talk to guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445527

You're sexy and humble. I don't see that combination much these days.

[Anonymous No.]

Two weeks. I am in holydays from work so i came back to my homeland and everyone i knew here are gone.

Oh wait no one cares

[Anonymous No.]

been a while OP.

why do you ask? Are you a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

Three weeks ago at a job interview which I fucked up. Before that, probably a year. Then again, it's the same with males. If I talk to one gender I'll probably end up talking to another.

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>>9445598
Wait what?!

You can't be serious.

I'm telling you, I'm probably the most horrific person you could even see. People would probably gouge their eyes out if they looked upon my visage for too long.

Trust me I'm a horrifying monster of a human being.

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>>9445621
Are you morbidly obese or something?

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>>9445621
And a "cute" girl started talking with you without you doing anything. Gave you her number without you doing anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Your question should probably be "when was the last time you talked to another person", OP.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a female friend. I talk with her everyday. What's the problem about that, OP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445628
Yes.

>>9445629
She was probably just making fun of me if anything.

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>>9445213
>my major has amazingly 0 girls in it.

Engineering? Computer Science? Physics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445652

Any field or class where the Teacher is too old for handjobs/blowjobs really.

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>>9445669
Or any field that actually contributes to humanity. Women tend to choose social studies or art, I think.

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>>9445680
Scientists make the mistake of thinking they can prove humanity exists. Why help it when you're not even sure of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445680
Look at this expert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445652
electrical engineering, at a large public state university
0 girls in 2nd year and up.

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>>9445680
>that actually contributes to humanity
Dumbass.

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>>9445694
Why not? It's real to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445708
No it's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9445694
They don't, actually. Solipsism doesn't get you anywhere. The only reason to contribute to science is because it's interesting.

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>>9445697

Absolutely zero? Not in your math courses either? I'm in Computer Science and there are two girls this semester. Although one sounds literally like a man.

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>>9445651

If you want to lose weight, try Adderall.

It's meth in a pill. I don't crash or suffer withdraw symptoms either.

They hand them out like candy in the U.S.

Get the IR version, they are much cheaper.

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>>9445773
I'll take that into consideration.

I've just been running everyday and really only eating when it's affecting my ability to function.

Some of the things people say at fat people who run man. Well whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

About 4 months ago (with the girl who lets me stay at her apartment for free when I go to Japan).

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>>9445793
I wish I could run with you and attack people who make fun of you. Or at least trying to keep you motivated.

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>>9445817
I appreciate the sentiment, but people are going to say whatever they are going to say, nothing I can do will change it. And hey, if it makes them feel better about themselves, more power to them.

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>>9445824
Do you lift anything too? It really helps if you try to lose fat.

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I used to have several lady friends when I was young lad in highschool, probably moreso than guy friends. I don't even know why, they were all really boring, but for some reason we got along pretty well. I don't talk to any of them anymore though.

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>>9445793

You sound like a very good person. Please ignore the bullies.

I stay underweight by eating only rice and taking vitamin pills. I also take a protein supplement.

Here are the links if you want them.

http://www.drugstore.com/centrum-adults-under-50-multivitamin-tablets/qxp265159?catid=180675

http://www.drugstore.com/sundown-naturals-triple-omega-3-6-9-softgels/qxp186942?catid=183249

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Body-Fortress-Super-Advanced-Whey-Protein-Cookies-N-Cr-Me-Protein-Suppleme
nt-2-lb/10322371

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Mahatma-Enriched-Extra-Long-Grain-Rice-80-oz/15754607

It takes about 20 minutes to cook the rice. It doesn't really taste good. If you want fat in your diet, eat a lot of peanut butter.

This is much cheaper than eating normally. I don't get much money from my autism bux so this is a good way to save money.

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>>9445858
Not really. The only thing I really have is a 5 pound weight. If my ankle is acting up and I can't run I will usually try and tire myself out with that.

I probably should be doing both regardless, but I got fat because of laziness and depression in the first place and it's a hard habit to break.

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>>9445937
I don't know your situation but starting to lift at a gym will be very beneficial health wise and you will see much quicker results if you combine lifting and running.

Don't wanna push things at you but if you want to get some more info check out >>>/fit/ s sticky. I got through my depression thanks to lifting, so it is worth a shot.

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>>9445934
It's funny, I came here posting thinking I would just be made fun of by everyone like usual. And people are somewhat trying to be helpful.

I appreciate it. Really.