/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else get jealous of Touhou cosplays because you really wanna dress up as Touhous but you are a lazy piece of shit and wont work on your project?

[Anonymous No.]

touhous are girls. i would look funny.

[Anonymous No.]

No, I feel like puking everytime I see cosplay.
The dresses on the other hand look nice as long as nobody is wearing them

[Anonymous No.]

No, because I've completed three.

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>>9440670

When I read that, I got extremely envious

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>>9440675
It's quite doable, anon! You just gotta set your mind (and money) to it!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not skilled enough to make a costume, and I'm too poor to buy a costume

if I were more muscular I could throw on a towel and call it a day

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>>9440682
forgot pic

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>>9440679

Ill go full force next week because Ill have no more commitments!

[Anonymous No.]

No, because I don't cosplay DERP and autism.

[Anonymous No.]

2D should stay in 2D. A dressed pig is still a pig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9440705

3DPB

[Anonymous No.]

Are you kidding me I fucking love Touhou Cosplayers 11/10

[Anonymous No.]

>Zenit
0/10 would not shoot

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[Anonymous No.]

I dressed up as Flan once for a con.
Did not work well.

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>>9440711
The KD Meiling at that con was boss as fuck.

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>>9440711
oh god, I dropped all my spaghetti when I tried talking to milk

[Anonymous No.]

Prostitution board >>>/cgl/

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>>9440738
we're on a board that talks about sucking cocks all the time

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone post the screencap of cgl talking about their filthy bodies? It should serve to remind everyone how disgusting real women are

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>>9440748
You guys aren't any better.

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>>9440711
Why do people cosplay as Remilia when they're not pale
Not to mention they're fat and ugly

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>>9440755
Real humans are disgusting regardless of gender, more news at 11.
That's why we are supposed to play pretend and never talk about such things

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>>9440758
Why do people cosplay when they are not 2D?
Not to mention they are 3D and ugly

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>>9440776
Good point, but that's an easy mistake to make
I don't understand how these people think

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>>9440802
They are probably just doing it to have fun because they really like the character and not for serious modeling purposes.

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>>9440802
People want to fuck their favourite character.
That's why they like cosplay of their favourite character.
By fucking the cosplayer they imagine that they are really doing it with their favourite character.
That's why cosplayers are liked.
Cosplayers make use of this to get attention.
Also appearently a whole culture has formed around this.

I don't care what people do, but please don't force me to see it on /jp/

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>>9440820
That's only what a very vocal minority do, much like the fursuiters who have sex in their suits. Most of it is actually innocent.

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>>9440820
>People want to fuck their favourite character.
>That's why they like cosplay of their favourite character.

You are so off-base it's kinda creepy.

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>>9440834
I wasn't implying that any cosplayer automaticly does it to have sex, but attraction towards fictional characters is the reason why it is liked and why this whole culture got big

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>>9440847
That's true, but it's not necessarily a sexual attraction. (Although that's often the case for cute female characters.)

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>>9440860
Cosplaying is something that mainly panders to anime fans and these are huge perverts so yeah

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>>9440872
Yeah, but you do see a lot more masculine/creature/otherwise not sexy cosplay outside of the anime community and at western media oriented conventions.

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>>9440897
>you do see a lot more masculine/creature/otherwise not sexy characters outside of anime and in western media.
ftfy

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>>9440897
Everyone wants a slice of the attention cake.
Even you and me by making posts on 4chan

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>>9440906
Humans are social creatures. Is it really so wrong to want attention?

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>>9440914
I never said it's wrong, but please seek attention and approval for your cosplay somewhere else.
I'm only willing to give people on /jp/ attention if they make nice posts

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>>9440924
Fair enough, since it doesn't really belong here considering there's already a dedicated board for it. (I'm not the OP, though.)

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>>9440758
I agree with you, nothing looks worse than brown/black skin tones cosplaying pale characters.

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>>9440654
I would, but I'm a hairy man, and dressing up as a 2hu would probably cause me to have a heart attack out of embarrassment.

Maybe in the privacy of my home...

[Anonymous No.]

I just get jealous because I'm not cute enough to touhou cosplay the way I want to.

[Anonymous No.]

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

Aikido does not deflect attacks.
It reverses them, and furthermore: Add more force.

A reversed 9mm bullet is more like a fucking cannonball made of burning suns of rage. It could easily tear through a tank.

That is the power of Aikido.

[Anonymous No.]

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cosplay...
However, I am Black and there's nothing for me to really cosplay as outside of HURRR Bob/Tosen/Afro Samurai/Dutch.

You whities have it made.

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>>9440654
Man, that's a BEAUTIFUL cock -- and a nice set of hairy, balls making hot loads of HIV semen! I'd love to have you impregnate a some of my CD4 cells. Then I'd have a strain of your descendants living in me always. Very Hot! Happy Fucking, Brother!

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>>9441098
you can cosplay a rapist at cons and fuck the white womins. they will seriously fuck you if you tell them that

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>>9440707
For nerds? Well excuse me... Some people grew up with it and is part of there culture aka asians. Also its a good thing to do when ur bored. + your list of anime is prob less thn 0.001% of whats actually on the market. Not all anime are or children and nerds there are large varietys targeted at different groups.

Also teen titans is not really anime tho drawn in a very similar/same style as anime. There are certain rules it does not follow making it a cross breed

And yes i am awfully offended at your steriotyping.

Thankyou. P.s. and no animes not just about hentai... Add more variety to your gallery...

[Anonymous No.]

As we all know, smoking is really bad for your health. What a lot of people don't realize is that when you smoke, those few minutes of your expected lifespan are literally transformed into the ash you flick away into an ashtray. Ashtrays, each and every one of them, are constructed by a single group running several dozen front companies.

Basically, unless you're putting out your smokes beneath your heel or in the ashtray your kid made at camp, you're dispensing your ashen life into this group's eager little recepticle. Their ashtrays absorb the life force from the ashes and sends it to a central holding facility. No one knows for sure what these guys are going to do when they've collected all that life energy, but it's probably going to be huge.

Incidentally, there's talk of a rival organization leading the anti-smoking political agenda from behind the scenes. They probably figure removing smoking sections, and thus ashtrays, from restaurants and bars is a good first step towards thwarting whatever it is this ashtray company is trying to do.

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>>9441098
I don't mean to sound like a racist,

But what the hell is up with black youth? I ask this because of a few events that happened today. I was sitting in my English class this afternoon when a knock sounded at the door. Mind you, this took place about a half hour AFTER class started. Lo and Behold the person knocking was the only black student in my class. This is the first time this week that he actually showed up for class, and he sauntered in like he was early for class. He took a seat rather noisily and basically caused the class to pause until he settled down and finished saluting his homies.

Class continued as normal until assignments were handed out. That is when he started to speak. My god, /b/, I have never heard a more blabbering, mumbling person speak in my life. I couldn't understand a damn thing coming out of his mouth. The few things I DID understand were him asking the difference between an "illusion" and "allusion", and his apparent hatred for homonyms. After the misunderstanding was cleared he then went on about how 'bling' his shoes were until the class ended. During the class he also claimed that the name '50 Cent' is a metaphor.

So I ask this of you, why can't black people learn to speak and/or pay attention? Why do they care more about their 90$ piece of shit 'bling' batman shoes than learning? I live in a town where there are at most 20 black people, and 90% of the ones I've been in the same room with could fit right in with the racial stereotype.

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>>9441098
It's funny because Arc is black.

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>>9441123
>/b/

Go back there

[Anonymous No.]

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is so confusing. I don't even know what's real and what's copypasta anymore.