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Which Touhou would you commit crimes with?

>> No.9440544
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9440544

Chen-we would do drugs together and steal things.

>> No.9440547

I would commit sex crimes [spiler]wit ur mom LMAO[/spoiler]

>> No.9440551

yukari

it would be too ez

>> No.9440562

Sakuya. Not really for the time stopping, too.

>> No.9440568

Marisa

Partners in crime doing bigtime casino heists

>> No.9440578
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9440578

Marisa.

Heck, we wouldn't even rob stores. We would go into the fucking Octagon and steal whatever shit they have and sell it to the Chinese.

>> No.9440588
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9440588

Barkley-san

>> No.9440586

>>9440578
Octagon?

>> No.9440600

>>9440586
I think he means the Hexagon in Washington, D.C.

>> No.9440610

I'd molest Cirno.

>> No.9440626

I'd produce CP with Flan in her basement.

>> No.9440624

i would kill reimu and fuc here corspe :L

>> No.9440638

>>9440588
are you that guy who posts in the TF2 threads?

>> No.9440658

The whole PCB/MoF cast except for Alice

>> No.9440659

Which Touhou WOULDN'T I commit crimes with?

>> No.9440672

Seeing as how sex with female youth is a crime, I can't tell if this is a cleverly disguised "which touhou fuck?" thread

>> No.9440681

>>9440672
>sex with female youth is a crime
in what shitty country do you live?

>> No.9440688

>>9440659
Shikieiki probably

>> No.9440691

>>9440681
America.

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>>9440672

But the picture is that of Chewy acting all gangsta, so it's not.

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9440710

No evidence, no crime

>> No.9440718

>>9440710

But all she could do is make the crime never happen, which defeats the purpose of committing it in the first place.

>> No.9440737

>>9440718
It's still fun.

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