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9436775 No.9436775 [Reply] [Original]

Why was /jp/ so lovey dovey last night? I was blushing while reading all the heartwarming, confession posts and such.

>> No.9436780

Choke on a dick, nerd

>> No.9436781

ur mum is
faglord asshole

>> No.9436783
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I was getting really turned on...

>> No.9436784

Because nobody is serious.

>> No.9436789

What thread are you talking about? Don't make me fire up the archive.

>> No.9436792

Because that gay as fuck VN brought all of you faggots out of your fagcaves in droves. Go choke on a dick literally and die.

>> No.9436795

>>9436789
Here's a start. >>9432051

There was another thread where two bashful little /jp/sies reconnected after talking to each other in a previous thread too.

>> No.9436801
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It's funny because no touhou would ever accept any kind of confession.

>> No.9436803
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>>9436795
Ah, how adorable. /jp/ is so moe~

>> No.9436807
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All this faggot talk about boyfriends is pissing me off. I'm going to fuck you straight /jp/.

I'll show you how a real woman feels like. By the time we are done you'll think only about cunt like any normal man.

>> No.9436814

>>9436807
No thank you!

>> No.9436816

Like two people killed themselves last night

>> No.9436820

>>9436807
ugh, how lewd.

>> No.9436819

>>9436816
Probably after realizing they'll never have a cute /jp/sie for their own.

>> No.9436821

>>9436807

And if i am alreadly straight?

>> No.9436825

>>9436807
I wish I could understand the appeal of having sex with a woman

>> No.9436833

It would be hilarious as fuck if people could actually become faggots and reject the female sex. /jp/ would certainly be full of homos.

>> No.9436838

>>9436833
You really don't know?

>> No.9436840
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I'd probably never make friends with other people on /jp/ even though we share similar interests. Actually, I've had heavy arguments with other /jp/sies and I've wondered if i really do belong here even though this is the board that I call home.

>> No.9436841

>>9436833
I have perfectly normal gynephilia. It's just that average /jp/sies are much more feminine then even cute women.

>> No.9436845

>>9436840
This is /jp/ - Idiotic Moderator and Pornography Culture. We are discussing that with janitor since few hours.

>> No.9436846

You know what bothered me most about those threads? All of the tildes. They rank in line with emoticons as glaringly, infuriatingly obvious signs that the poster is a retarded sack of shit that doesn't belong here. Fucking disgusting. Each time I see them posted I want to take that person by the throat and squeeze, watching their eyes roll back in their head until they die.

>> No.9436853

>>9436838
Know what?

>> No.9436852

>>9436801
You have to make her addicted to your dick first.

>> No.9436854

>>9436846
They do it to piss you off, or to let you know they're particular posters.

Enjoy your ironic, tilde-filled responses~

>> No.9436855

I like keeping my relationships with /jp/sies anonymous because I feel even knowing each other's names adds a new layer of intimacy to the relationship because we're now expected to start understanding each other on a personal level and I don't want to deal with that.

>> No.9436859

>>9436792
Which VN?

>> No.9436861

>>9436854
I can recognize irony through text from a mile away blindfolded. I know the type of person that posts like that, and they should all go die.

>> No.9436864

>>9436841
>It's just that average /jp/sies are much more feminine then even cute women.
Wishful thinking.

>> No.9436866

>>9436803
I found it for you >>9433033.

>> No.9436871

>>9436846
What if you ran into someone who j felt like tping like this lol xd but was also including some wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and don mine~. Waking nightmares.

You should be more worried that they're all faggots.

>> No.9436877

>>9436871
see
>>9436861

I can accept that some of you faggots want to act like retards for fun. You're not going to fool me with irony. It's when I spot the actual retards that I start breaking things.

>> No.9436887

>>9436775
I believe I didn't have the time to say I love you last night.

Now I did.

>> No.9436881

>Each time I see them posted I want to take that person by the throat and squeeze, watching their eyes roll back in their head until they die.
Oh, my, my my~~~~~ Would you really do that to little me? I'm getting all hot and flustered just thinking about it~

>> No.9436888

>>9436866
That was cute.

>> No.9436889
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>>9436866
That whole thread is really cute...

>> No.9436892

>>9436877
How is wanting to break things not actual retardation?

>> No.9436895

>>9436877
Fair enough.

>> No.9436897

>>9436892
Aggression is natural human instinct. Being a raging faggot isn't you überhomo.

>> No.9436903

>>9436897
Is math scary to you?

>> No.9436914

>>9436903
Is homosexuality the basis of human ingenuity?

>> No.9436921

>>9436897
have u ever spotted urself bein the actual r*tard and broken things

>> No.9436920

I would do so many things to /jp/...

>> No.9436924

>>9436903
Math scares me and I'm a total fag

>> No.9436931

>>9436921
LMAO :iceburn:

ageru sticky this shit moot

>> No.9436932

>>9436897
The 'natural' argument is stupid and you know it.

>> No.9436934

>>9436932
In response to an argument about retardation? Are you stupid or something?

>> No.9436937

>>9436914
Romans were pretty gay. Until they stopped liking old men and cocks and became ungay and made the world civilized.

>> No.9436938

>>9436934
I don't know. ;_;

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This thread had the potential to be a really cute thread.
Such a waste...

>> No.9436971

>>9436965
Go jump off a bridge, cocksleeve.

>> No.9436980

>>9436965
I'd be really cute with you, anonymous~

>> No.9436991

why are you so gay>>9436980
>>9436965

fucking socfags

>> No.9436997

>>9436991
soc my cock dude

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>>9436965
have a bump 2 comfort u

>> No.9437033

/jp/ goes through heat just like any other woman.

>> No.9437036

>>9437033
ahhn~

>> No.9437048

>>9436854
>>9436881
What an epic win, /v/ tier posters!

>> No.9437075

>>9437048
LOL ANOTHER LAYER

>> No.9437087

>>9437075
We have to go deeper.

>> No.9437094

>>9437087
What an epic meme reference, my fellow poster.

>> No.9437098

>>9437094
It's a movie reference, not a meme reference.

>> No.9437303

>>9437098
Taking an epic arrow to the knee is just a video game reference, am I right "bro"

>> No.9437353

>>9437303
No, because they don't say "epic", and you're using the word epic to ridicularize the movie reference, considering that this specific movie reference wasn't used and abused until it turned into a completely overused thing, like the example you've used.

>> No.9437356

This thread is really unfunny.

>> No.9437646

And those threads had to happen right on they day where I said to myself. "No. Nothing ever happens on /jp/. Go to sleep instead of sticking around until 3a.m. refreshing the catalog in hopes of finding an interesting thread."

>> No.9437670

>>9437646
right on the day*

>> No.9437685

>>9437646
Once /jp/ is horny as a collective again, I'm sure it will reoccur.

>> No.9437691

>>9437685
not on my watch nerd, my ban ended today

>> No.9437701

>>9437685
/jp/ is like a house full of girls who have their cycles synchronized but I'm the only girl who hasn't synched with everyone yet.

>> No.9437707

>>9437691
le banned board police face

>> No.9437708

>>9436866
I made that thread and honestly didn't expect that to happen. Oh /jp/ you're so cute sometimes.

>> No.9437714

>>9437685
/jp/ is a pure girl.
She doesn't even know what sex is.

>> No.9437722

>>9437714
That's why these things happen. She builds up desires but doesn't know what they are or how to deal with them.

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>>9437691
Wait you actually stay banned? Why would you wait out a ban that NSJ asks to be given to you?

>> No.9437737

>>9437701
I'd sync with you, anonymous~

>> No.9437753

>>9437727
Some of us aren't subhumans with dynamic IPs, nerd.

>> No.9437887

>>9437753
Yeah, I for one run a few websites so having a dynamic IP is a big no-no.

I never get banned in the first place, though.

>> No.9439581

>>9437353
>considering that this specific movie reference wasn't used and abused until it turned into a completely overused thing

wwwwww

>> No.9439590

>>9437887
1. dynamic DNS
2. why would you EVER host a website from your personal computer

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