/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How would you propose to your favorite touhou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9433878
I probably wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

I couldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd give her the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9433883
2spooky?

[Anonymous No.]

If i get the funds i would do something really corny and romantic (to me at least).

[Anonymous No.]

I definitely have the guts to.

"I love you. Please marry me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>9433916
translate it weaboos

[Anonymous No.]

>>9433902

I'd be too scared. I couldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9433925
Who is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9433923
the pleasure of being cummed inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>9433923

"Keine would be better, for you to come to me..."
"...You and I can't really share the same time, you know?"
"Are you OK with that...?"
"...I see, then I'm happy too..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>9433938
that's pretty spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9433928

Yuyuko.

[Anonymous No.]

I would whip my dick out and tell her to suck it but when she looks down at it she'll see a ring and that's when I ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9433939

No!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9433938
>>9433938
Don't worry if we cross together and propose to her at the same time everything will be alright

Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9433878
It would be a rather simple affair.
But proposing for marriage is something that you can't really plan out, can you? It's more like a drive to want something so badly that you'd be willing to share your life, something you only get once, with it. That's an extremely powerful feeling and desire and something that I don't think can be planned ahead.

But in any case, I would ask for a walk through Hakugyokurou with her (Assuming I can find a time where she isn't busy attending to the garden or her mistress, easier said than done.) Then we would talk amongst each other quietly, about simple things like the way the wind blows or how the garden is coming along. After a while, the conversation would slow and the only thing that could be heard would be the soft footfalls of our feet.

After some time we could stop under a tree or by a similar formation in the garden or outside the residence. She could inquire as to why I would come to Hakugyokurou every so often, was it to see her? Yuyuko? It's not impossible to enter, but uncommon for people who aren't dead, as the legends alone would drive away most people.

Then again, I kind truly reply that no legend or story can keep me away from the object of my love. And then I would confess, present a ring or similar item (I don't think the marriage customs in Genskoyo have ever been outlined)

It's not very romantic, but I've come to terms with my love a long time ago, and the greatest treasure of all is not the act, but the solution.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

No idea. Perhaps a musical number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9433979
I want to believe this is copypasta, nobody can be this autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9434037
stop bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>9433979
That is so good!

[Anonymous No.]

i'd fuk her in the as

[Anonymous No.]

>>9433979
8888888

[Anonymous No.]

>>9434093
brofist

[Anonymous No.]

without any doubts, i'll just simply say "I love you, please marry me" lol

if she said yes, i'll definetly buy her cucumber every day. But if it's a no, okay then

[Anonymous No.]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Please be my wife
You are which 2hu
I'd fuq

[Anonymous No.]

Put a ring inside a book I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

tell her of my ever lasting flame of passion for her love

[Anonymous No.]

Propose while ice skating with a sapphire encrusted ring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9435359
I don't think a fairy would understand the concept

[Anonymous No.]

>>9434525
That was beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

I would put the ring in her donation box and then when she goes to collect it I would propose.

[Anonymous No.]

Propose this!

[Anonymous No.]

Don't bother

[Anonymous No.]

not as cute as the boyfriend thread

[Anonymous No.]

wth 2hu u fug??

[Anonymous No.]

She already knows.

[Anonymous No.]

She would propose to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9437728
How would they know what to do.
Marriage doesn't exist in gensokyo

[Anonymous No.]

Hold her hands, look her in the eyes and ask her to bear 3 to 5 of my children

[Anonymous No.]

She is the very embodiment of purity and grace. I would dare not burden her with my pathetic sentiments, and yet I would die for her. If anything, perhaps it would be best if I did die for her. That way she could never be troubled by a worthless shitstain like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Celestials are known to be granted veils by the lord of Heaven, and according to legend a celestial maiden whose veil is stolen must remain on Earth and marry the thief.
Now I just need to find that veil...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9437812
I don't think Sanae wants people dying for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9437824
And what would the alternative be? I wish to devote my life to her, but I am good for so very little. While I believe that most people's lives are precious beyond measure, my only value lies in what can be gained from my death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9438076
You don't need to hold value in order to live and be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9438076
Well, then you'll just have to improve yourself, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9437817

You really think she give a shit about some old custom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9438104
Its something to start off of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9433942
A cockring, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9438104
>>9438131
Right, first you show her the veil, and then when she refuses, you need to force yourself upon her.

[Anonymous No.]

It'd probably involve ``me" (whoever I end up being over there) interacting with and forming a prior bond with her. If my current personality was retained, it'd probably involve awkward encounters between a socially retracted person living in the fringes and a charismatic princess. At some point I'd be a big goddamn hero and win her heart. Or something like that.

But in all seriousness, those are only wild speculations.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not big on marriage, though you would usually give a ring to someone you're going steady with, right?.

But it would have to be on one of her off days. Maybe tell Eirin that she has a tonne of work and to go on her usual day and dun-da! Suddenly day off, and a ring.

[Anonymous No.]

I would give her the dick, and as she holds it tenderly she'll be like え？これ何？ and I'll be like ｔｒａｎｓｌａｔｅ　ｉｔ　ｗｅｅａｂｏｏｓ

[Anonymous No.]

Marry me, Cirno.

- use an ice ring -

[Anonymous No.]

In the normal way, I suppose.

Before that I would give her many shiny things.

[Anonymous No.]

How can I propose to a Touhou if most of them do not have a definite religion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9438335
It would appear that person we desire is the same. We will have to hold contest between us so not to burden a fair maiden with a pain of choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9438487
Name the game and the shot type and it's on.

[Anonymous No.]

softly

[Anonymous No.]

>>9438513
I'd actually like to see this happen.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me a list of 2hus that would love a human

[Anonymous No.]

i'd ask ichirin to tell him for me cus i don't speak cloud

[Anonymous No.]

>>9438513
Revolver, one lead bullet. Back to back, ten steps, turn, fire.

[Anonymous No.]

On the summit of Mt. Ooe after a nice picnic, while drunk. My liquid courage shall give me strength to finally pop the question.

Being on the highest point, a strong wind shall start to blow right before she accepts. As I stand strong and slip the ring on her finger, a fierce wind shall blow me and my weak human body away. But Yuugi will reach out with the arm I placed the ring on and pull me into her tight embrace. And I shall lose myself in the comforting feeling of her strength, knowing that she will now always be there to protect me.

[Anonymous No.]

Smear sweet stuff on dick, then propose to the one I love.

Yukkuri Reimu.

[Anonymous No.]

Spell out a message by planting red sunflowers in her garden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9438543
Few
But entertaining the idea is fun

[Lain !!FsvM2KFZ/6g No.]

I would get a small book, and hollow out a small square for a ring.
Only problem is, i think Patchouli would prefer the book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9439125
Are you the same Lain from Steam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9438543
they would love to eat you

[Anonymous No.]

>>9438513
>>9438597

Please don't fight guys, you'd make her sad! Besides, everyone has their own Gensokyo. That also means we all have our own Okuu, sworn to a monogamous relationship with the one she loves. I know this because I am already happily married to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9439191
I wish there were more images like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9439191

[Anonymous No.]

>>9439473
Hi f87i.jpg-san.

[Anonymous No.]

The ring, it'd be topaz, a topaz sunflower enset into a ring....How...im not sure exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9438775
That's... that's actually a good idea. Imagine her face when the carefully placed red flowers bloomed in the garden.

Captcha contained the word "beautifully".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9440471
She'd invite you back to her garden when it was time for the flowers to bloom. As the two of you stand in front of them watching them open her eyes would slowly widen. Then she'd turn to you to ask for an explanation, only to find you on your knees before her, ring in your hand and proposal on your lips.

[Anonymous No.]

Suck me beautiful.

:put my big cock in her mouth:

[Anonymous No.]

A Hallmark card that says she's "one foxy lady" with a $20 dollar bill taped inside

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not good enough I shouldn't..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9441070
You'll have to do better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9441070
If I was female and a kitsune I'd be putty in your hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9441115
You fail to see the beauty of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9441148
Care to explain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9441150
I don't have to explain romantic beauty to an uncultured swine like yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9441155
Hm.
Let's hope Lady Ran is able see the deep, hidden meaning in your cheap gift, then.
And she's heard that "foxy lady" thing a hundred times before. Puns have been dead for centuries, anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9441173
Their death in the outside world just makes them all the more potent in gensokyo. /jp/'s pun filled cards will be a force to reckon with around valentines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9441180
I doubt it. They're dead, but most people seem to have missed that memo and still use them like they're the next best thing.
Only way they'll get into Gensokyo is as some sort of puny zombie.
And she's still heard that particular one before anyway.

[a worthless person !Ev06XYcl12 No.]

She'd be better off with someone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>9441259
But you're not worthless ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9441180
This man is right. If people like >>9441196 stop believing in the magic of puns, then they will be especially prevalent in Gensokyo.

I am confident that Miss Ran Yakumo, in her cunning intellect, will be able to easily see such deep and hidden meaning that lies beyond the surface of his gift.
Remember that it is the thought and emotion behind a gift, not its material worth, that makes it important.

[Anonymous No.]

First I'll hold her hands.
Me: Nitori your hands are so soft.
Nitori: uhh.. thanks..
Me: Here i'll give u something *gives m&m's*
Nitori: I love m&m's
Me: Let's get married.

*JAN JAN JARAN JAN JAN JARAN*

[Anonymous No.]

>>9441611
Yes he is. And don't let anyone else tell otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

Imbibe extra high doses of bear tranquilizers. Put self on plate, present to her.

[Anonymous No.]

I will fill a fruit basket full of alcoholic beverages derived from fruit, mix in a couple free massage coupons (mainly for back and feet) and at the bottom their will be a card that says "You're the oni one for me"

I'm not sure at what point the marriage happens but it'll work out.

[Anonymous No.]

I like the way your breasts feel on my dick and you like touching my dick with them, with this I'd like to cement our bond as lovers by asking for your hand in marriage.

DOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOO DO DO DO DO DOOOOOO DOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

I would have to say that I simply couldn't purpose. I would be to scared to go through with something like that. I love her no doubt. But I would have to say that I would be more afraid or rejection then anything else.

There is always the "What If." But I wouldn't want to be left heart broken knowing that the person who I cared so much about could just tell me "No" without any hesitation.

[Anonymous No.]

A simple date would be the best opportunity to propose. Assuming she's not aware of me taking her on a date, talking about an indirect request.

I'll take her first to a place where fried Tofu is glorified and I can buy her some. Then I'll take her to a place where Cherry Blossoms are then I'll find a beautiful Cherry Blossom tree and then we set our place there. I'll say whatever feelings I have for her and then plan out our future together.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Touhous even understand the concept of marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9442554

Some of them. Kaguya for instance.

Pretty sure none of the youkai would appreciate the idea of marriage though. It would be bad for them if anything. Youkai and proud and independent, they don't need to be legally bound to some nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>9442554
Some tohos have been in contact with the human realm of course they have an idea of what marriage is

[Anonymous No.]

>>9442547
then you will read her a poem you wrote yourself, feel sleepy and take a nap. You won't wake up.
Sakura is the worst place for feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9442554
Marriage has existed for millenia. Even underground yokai probably know about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9442554
Well there is no difference between being married and not in Gensokyo. It's not like you are getting a tax break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9442697
How about a good old fashioned display of love and devotion?

[Anonymous No.]

go on a bender with yuugi, discover that we are married when i come to 4 or 5 days later

[Rocky !!/L72szr+WGN No.]

>>9442813
Hangover 3: How did we end up in Gensokyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>9442836
i'd pirate it