/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

im so fucking wasted iwish i could die while drunk and no one would fuking care if i died im so horny too. i do you get drunk often jp

[Anonymous No.]

Please go to sleep before you say things you regret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9430906
you've been troled

you're not a /jp/sier

[Anonymous No.]

>>9430917
wow how did that troll work

[Anonymous No.]

The trick is to set up the suicide before you get drunk.
If you get drunk then the skills required to competently kill yourself go out the window.
Don't be a fool- tie the knots in the rope before drinking

[Anonymous No.]

>do you get drunk often
Of course I not, alcoholism is a terrible addiction. Seek help, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop ;_;

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>9430936
I would think slamming a few bottles of whiskey would do the trick... Keep drinking as fast as possible, and voila.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9430952
No, that doesn't work at all.
Best case scenario is that you drown in your own vomit.
That and alcohol poisoning is extremely unpleasant- from first hand experience.
It is very, very unpleasant.
Combine the reckless emotional rollercoaster of heavy drinking with a pre-arranged suicide method, and that's your best bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9430936
go out the window?
good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9430956
Worst case scenario: You vomit your guts out, damage your liver, wake up the next morning and feel like shit.

Most likely scenario: You vomit your guts out, damage your liver, and wake up the next morning and feel like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

sorry for making off topic thread i just want someone to care about me and ask jp if they drink but drinking is not good so shouldnt have made this thread any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9431007
No-one cares about you, and they never will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9431007
its ok we stil wuv u

[Anonymous No.]

>>9431012
tushie tickled
>>9431007
it's OK, we care, even if we're bad with words.