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Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:10:43 2012 No.9427703 [Reply] [Original]

In exchange for never needing to work would you live in a tiny house (about as big as a prison cell) that had a good computer, internet access, a futon to sleep on, a small bathroom, and enough food each day to keep you alive?

You would never have to work ever. The only catch is that you can't spend any money and you can't go outside ever. You have the internet and whatever you can pirate/download from that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:13:12 2012 No.9427711 Yes. In fact, that entire scenario is for what i currently work a job to afford.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:13:28 2012 No.9427712 As long as it isn't in the city. I don't want to be a victim of terrorist attacks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:14:45 2012 No.9427715 >>9427712 you have a better chance of dying from food poisoning than a terrorist attack

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:15:01 2012 No.9427718 Nah, I like going outside and taking walks. It's nice to take a break from staying inside all day. I also like doing other things outside on occasion. And buying doujinshi, figures, and other Touhou merchandise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:15:15 2012 No.9427716 I need cigarettes too though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:16:00 2012 No.9427721 >>9427711 I'm doing the same. I wish you luck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:16:15 2012 No.9427719 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:16:45 2012 No.9427720 So, basically exactly how I'm living now? Only difference is that I currently still have to leave to get food. So your scenario would be an improvement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:17:15 2012 No.9427723 Reminds me of Chekhov's The Bet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:17:30 2012 No.9427726 What kind of prison has cells that large?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:17:45 2012 No.9427727 Not really. I yearn for new experiences, and being locked forever would make everything stay the same. I'd rather keep my freedom, thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:19:00 2012 No.9427734 I like this, but the restriction on going outside to get some fresh air breaks the deal.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:21:00 2012 No.9427741
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>>9427711

>that entire scenario is for what i currently work a job to afford.

Is it worth it? Jobs scare me so much. Not the work itself, but the time lost. 75% of my whole day (if you count sleeping) gone because of those evil jobs.

It's just not fair. Work is a form of bullying or maybe torture. Why do we all have to suffer the same amount? Jobs are eight hours regardless of if you make a tiny amount of money or if you make 200,000 dollars a year, but both people lose eight hours each day. Those eight hours are the precious things in life, not the money.

That's a whole eight hours of their life that is drained away from them each and every day they go to work. I don't understand why they don't see that the time is the most valuable thing. How much they make doesn't matter, but they think it does. It's all about the time. You only have so much before you die and if it's spent working then it's not spent having fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:23:45 2012 No.9427748 Does teh computer get upgraded every few years? I can't take it easy if I can't play any new games.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:24:48 2012 No.9427750

>>9427741
>Jobs are eight hours regardless of if you make a tiny amount of money or if you make 200,000 dollars a year, but both people lose eight hours each day. Those eight hours are the precious things in life, not the money.

That's not true. My mom's a nurse and she makes enough money just working three days a week, 12 hours each.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:25:33 2012 No.9427752

>>9427727

>I yearn for new experiences

Internet is ultimate form of existence though. Everything outside pales in comparison. It's all of humanity's collective knowledge and it's freely available to everyone. Right now you have access to anything you could ever want to learn about.

You could wake up tomorrow and learn a language, anyone you want. You could pick any topic in the world and learn about it. Play any game, read any book, watch anything you want. It's the most wonderful thing that has ever been created in all of human history.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:26:03 2012 No.9427757 >>9427752 It's too bad the Jews are trying to take it away from us. The Internet will be no better than cable TV in ten years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:27:03 2012 No.9427764 >>9427752 But you don't get to physically be there, I don't travel a lot but I thought I had a lot of fun in Taiwan, while at the same time experienced hell in New York.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:27:33 2012 No.9427760 >>9427750 It's pretty similar though. >12 x 3 = 36 >8 x 5 = 40 She saves a few hours and that's good, but it's still way too much.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:28:18 2012 No.9427766

>>9427752
But it is nevertheless limited, at least for now; one cannot feel uncommon textures, taste exquisite food or smell exotic perfumes through the internet. My life would never feel complete if I knew that I was locking myself out of some experiences due to convenience. I'll be the first one to say that the internet is very useful; I will, however, refuse to agree with the affirmation that it is "everything".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:29:06 2012 No.9427776 >>9427703 The question remains: can the real world affect you? If you commit illegal actions will your prison save you from the repercussions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:30:36 2012 No.9427783 Is the food given to me or do I have to make it?

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:31:06 2012 No.9427793

>>9427766

>one cannot feel uncommon textures, taste exquisite food or smell exotic perfumes through the internet

What about lucid dreaming in combination with the internet?

Can feel textures, taste stuff, smell stuff, and more importantly you can fly around the world or do all sorts of amazing things that aren't possible in reality.

The internet can give you access to knowledge which you can then use to give depth to your dreams and make them far more vibrant and beautiful than anything in reality.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:31:36 2012 No.9427787
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>>9427752
>It's the most wonderful thing that has ever been created in all of human history.
That's not animu girls. Internet is meaningless without animu girls.

>>9427760
It's similar on paper, but the difference is a few days you can just relax all day and do nothing instead of having to get up and do stuff.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:36:37 2012 No.9427802

>>9427793
Even so, you have no guarantee that the experiences you have on your dreams are similar to the real thing, since any description you assimilate from the internet will be imprecise in some way or other, or at the very least imbued with some subjectivity. Now, I'm sure that you can argue that there is no way to confirm that the things I'd experience in the outside world are verifiable to be the "real thing", or indeed that there is such a "real" world. I don't think, however, that the experiences people have when they act during their awake hours can be said to be anything but what humans commonly describe as the "real life", and this is the life that I'm referring to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:36:51 2012 No.9427805 Why are you guys thinking about this in hypotheticals? You can easily do it for free. Just go on welfare/autismbux. Shacks, food, and internet access aren't exactly expensive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:41:08 2012 No.9427821 But that's what I do already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:41:22 2012 No.9427819 >>9427805 Yeah, because every country in the planet has autismbux readily available for every citizen interested.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:42:08 2012 No.9427824

>>9427802

>Now, I'm sure that you can argue that there is no way to confirm that the things I'd experience in the outside world are verifiable to be the "real thing"

I don't think it matters too much whether or not it's real or even if it's similar to reality. Only thing that matters is which one is more pleasurable.

For example, I had a lucid dream about exploring a forest once. The forest was very beautiful, there were huge mountains, I saw all of these pretty animals walking around and they nice to me, and then I sat by a really pretty stream and rolled around in the grass.

Later on I had a chance to go to a real forest, but it wasn't very fun. The real forest had a lot of gross little bugs flying around my head and biting at me, I didn't see any big animals at all and I don't think they would have been friendly, I couldn't drink the stream water like I did in the dream because it would probably made me violently ill, and I couldn't see any mountains or anything like that because everything off in the distance was covered by a thick layer of fog, this may have possibly been pollution.

There many things that my dream left out, but they were all unpleasant things. The dream seemed to be idealized.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:42:53 2012 No.9427826

>>9427741
The way I see it, there is no other way. Sure, you can just get autism bucks and live off the system, and for doing that you are very fortunate. But you know what, I've done that for a bit and you know what I realized? It's fucking boring. At least for that 8 hours or so I can make some kind of human contact with real people, and DO something for a bit. Even if I won the lottery or was in that situation, I think i'd still love to just have some part time job to get me out of the damn house for a couple hours a day.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:46:25 2012 No.9427834
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>>9427826

>At least for that 8 hours or so I can make some kind of human contact with real people

I had a part-time job once and there were people there. I didn't go back the second day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:47:25 2012 No.9427835 I can't into autism bucks and I don't even mind working so much, it's the socializing part that scares me.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:50:25 2012 No.9427837

>>9427834
I know. All too well. It's awful at first, but for me i didnt have a choice. It was either work or live on the streets. Despite my awkwardness and social phobias, theres a certain comradery to be gained when you work with people and over time it actually started to get fun going to work

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:50:40 2012 No.9427839

>>9427835
>>9427834
I can't get a part-time job that requires absolutely no socialization, so i have to fake a smile and pretend i don't loathe the job and talking to anyone there. otherwise i get greeted with a "WHAT'S WRONG????" and then i have to give an even more forced "nothing, I'm fine".

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:50:40 2012 No.9427840

I don't understand how people can get bored with the internet. My mother is always telling me that she doesn't understand how I can just sit here all day and be happy, but I understand why most people would want to do anything other than this.

I've been making a lot of progress with my Japanese studies and soon I'll be able to play untranslated games. My backlog was already huge and now it's going to be gigantic. That's just the Japanese stuff. I have a whole separate backlog for Western entertainment and knowledge that I want to go through.

I'll be here for a long, long time before I finish what I have right now and they pile on more each month.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:51:42 2012 No.9427844

>>9427824
But, even if you live in your ideal, you wouldn't be able to experience the world that other people have grasped. This is the thing that I just can't accept, because it would lock me out from knowing stuff that others would be able to know. I honestly don't worry too much about having fun myself, I'm just curious about all sorts of things (and people). It is probably undeniable that living on the internet would be fun, but I don't think it would be satisfying or fulfilling, at least to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:54:26 2012 No.9427847 >>9427716 Cigarettes a shit. You might as well buy a ton of booze, less harmful in the long run. Also onehundred-fold more fun.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:56:56 2012 No.9427849
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>>9427837

>Despite my awkwardness and social phobias

Oh, I'm not scared of people. Well, I am, but when I go outside I have to be so sedated that I just don't care. I just dislike the socialization.

The skin-to-skin contact, the smell of breath, the smell of people, attempting to respond to small talk when I don't understand the point of it. It's all very unpleasant. People invade my personal bubble a little too much, I once spoke to a woman who was probably four inches from my face as she spoke. The smell of her breath, feeling her breath against my face. It was one of the most unpleasant experiences I've ever had.

I can only imagine the horrors of sex. The smells, the sights, the skin-to-skin contact, the bodily fluids. Even the thought is enough to make me feel ill.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:57:11 2012 No.9427850

>>9427837
Think of it like an internet community. The longer you stick around memes are formed, and drama happens and you all grow closer to each other and become stronger for it all as a community. Sure, my coworkers dont know anything about 2hus or internet memes and only footballs and "gittin dat poussay", but at work you can talk with them, you can create your own memes and your own drama, real life isnt that much different from forum life. You may have to bite your tongue sometimes to not say "nigger" or something like that, but overall its a good experience to interact with other people and makes you feel better as a person when you have something to talk about other than what /jp/ tripfag is the most annoying. if youre even somewaht decent enough you may even get invited to a party or something.

sure this is all total anti-/jp/ propaganda but its just my experience. jobs suck most of the time but at least its something to get you to not sit here all day and contemplate suicide

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:57:26 2012 No.9427851

>>9427826
I had a full time job not too long ago. I was doing fine until I just couldn't stand being around so many people all the time and I had a panic attack at work. The managers must have noticed something was wrong with me because they let me skip work whenever I wanted until I finally got laid off.Now I'm thankful for being able to stay locked inside my room all day, though I have no idea what the hell I'm gonna do when I finally run out of money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 01:57:41 2012 No.9427852 >>9427703 Define "good" computer. Also, does it automatically get upgraded?

gigs Mon Jul 23 01:59:41 2012 No.9427855

"In exchange for never needing to work would you live in a tiny house (about as big as a prison cell) that had a good computer, internet access, a futon to sleep on, a small bathroom, and enough food each day to keep you alive?"

You just described my NYC lifestyle holy shit.

>>	gigs !abVw272PzQ Mon Jul 23 02:01:26 2012 No.9427861 >>9427855 minus the work part i work

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:03:28 2012 No.9427869

>>9427849

>I can only imagine the horrors of sex. The smells, the sights, the skin-to-skin contact, the bodily fluids. Even the thought is enough to make me feel ill.

I read a vivid description of sexual intercourse once, it was in one of those erotic stories that people write. I felt like I was reading Lovecraft and he was describing some horrible alien ritual so terrifying that the mere sight of it would haunt the bravest man with nightmares for the rest of his life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:06:43 2012 No.9427879 >>9427869 Did you read the original Fate Stay Night vn?

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:13:30 2012 No.9427900

>>9427869
I've made the mistake of searching for some erotic fiction. Most of it is fan fiction with shitty self-inserts with huge dicks and horrible descriptions. 99% of all the loli/nepi ;_:is scat or rape, or both on alt.sex.stories.

That, and they keep saying things like `he rubbed her sex', presumably to make themselves sound smarter. It can't be that they want to sound less vulgar than saying `vagina', because they are already writing porn stories and their standards can't be that high.

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Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:17:48 2012 No.9427912

>>9427703
I think so, this is of course assuming that there are vitamin supplements to cover what I can now no longer get. Such as Vitamin D.

Though, wouldn't it be also good that additional computer parts will come in to ensure that your good computer stays good? Ensuring your computer doesn't deteriorate or anything too of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:20:32 2012 No.9427923 What about advances in medicine? I think I'd still choose the real world, because who knows what advancements in technology will appear let us live longer. Being trapped in a room with no money means I can't buy a cute android body and live forever.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:24:47 2012 No.9427935

>>9427900

>he rubbed her sex

Those words creep me out so much. So far I've heard:

>She strokes his manhood
>He penetrated her throbbing puss
>She lowered the skirt to reveal her moistened womanhood
>Suck on the todger!
>She spread her "box" to reveal her pulsating bean

It's so disturbing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:26:17 2012 No.9427941 >>9427787 I know that's a Kago work but does anyone know which one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:30:36 2012 No.9427959 >>9427935 what is a todger

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:31:51 2012 No.9427963 fuck yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:37:06 2012 No.9427988 >>9427935 Beans? In my vagina?

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:38:21 2012 No.9427995
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>>9427741
>Why do we all have to suffer the same amount?

Pic related caused that feel.

Blame bible-thumping christians and their invisible sky-fairy for this. If there is a "god" it wants you to suffer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:38:51 2012 No.9427996 >>9427959 ...p-penis //////////

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:40:07 2012 No.9428004 Let's get on the bucks These black guys know how to live. truNEETs. Look how grump that doorman is. I can hear him about to cry he's so jealous. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5tqH7UrzOw

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:42:22 2012 No.9428006

>>9427741
I once worked 12 hours a day, 7 days a week on an oil rig for over a year, so I could buy a house in cash and just fuck off forever by myself. The electrician started a fire, and he hadn't paid his business insurance or something, so I was shit out of luck.

Why is life so unfair?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:43:08 2012 No.9428013 >>9428006 How did you get this Oil Rig job? That or being a miner in AUSTRAYA is my dream job. Manly work for reasonable pay., not slaving away in some dead-end retail or fast-food slavework.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:43:37 2012 No.9428012

>>9427995
>Typical christian hater

Do you really think a god will care about people who care not for him? Do you think those people deserve to be cared for when they don't even believe he exists? God wants you to believe and worship him.
You are shutting him out how the fuck do you expect him to help you? Never mind you people are hopeless.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:46:54 2012 No.9428020
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>>9428004

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVatze-k7Bc

The black community has a lot to teach us. ODB was bringing in millions of dollars as a rapper and he's still getting those stamps because it's free money. Get that welfare, get those autismbux, get the stamps.

Shame is an obstacle to taking it easy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:48:24 2012 No.9428027 >>9428020 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6DlFehh0SQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:49:09 2012 No.9428036 >>9428013 My uncle got me hired on, but it's nothing to get hired. I didn't fill out an application until I was working there for a few days. I don't suggest you do it though, it's very terrible.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:49:09 2012 No.9428037
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>>9428012
Funny thing about your "god", it hates you even if you worship it. Why did it send you here to this miserable world after all?

Go be delusional on facebook. Christianity, and Judaism are the main cause for empires being destroyed.

See: Rome, Byzantium, England, Spain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:49:24 2012 No.9428031 >>9428004 I'm kind of disappointed he said he would vote for Obama because he's black, I was expecting him to say free stuff. He makes me sad to be black.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:50:24 2012 No.9428040 >>9428013 Come to Alberta, they always need mindless drones to work the Fort Mac sands operations

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:50:39 2012 No.9428042 >>9428031 Arc? Have you returned?

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:51:54 2012 No.9428046

How many ways are there for me to get that money without doing shit?

I'm not gonna work. Simple as that. Not going to do it. How do I exploit the system though? I've read the guide on autismbucks. Now I need to figure out this welfare shit, maybe get on those stamps. Free money is free money, I'll take it all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:54:54 2012 No.9428064 >>9428046 If you're not a nigger or a minority, you need to read the Uncle Remus guide, because you can't claim political asylum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 02:57:55 2012 No.9428073 >>9428020 I'd still rather those people get free money than become criminals, I don't know what's conservatives so pissed off about and I don't know whether this post is racist either. I mean, the guys in that video are obviously ex convicts right

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 03:02:41 2012 No.9428090

>>9428027

Why are the republicans in the comment sections on these videos getting so pissy? Do they really just want everyone else to be miserable like they are?

These guys are getting paid for doing nothing. They're living the dream, getting that money and they aren't throwing away their life in some job to get it. Whenever I see a guy living it up on welfare or disability I just feel a sense of kinship with him.

I'm not on disability yet and I'm not getting any money from the government, but good for him. I hope I can get there too some day.

Fucking republicans. Just give me the money

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 03:04:42 2012 No.9428097 >>9428090 self entitlement is an ugly thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 03:10:11 2012 No.9428115 >>9428111 btw Im car

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 03:10:12 2012 No.9428111

>>9428090

>Why are the republicans in the comment sections on these videos getting so pissy?

Pure jealousy

Sure, they'll go on about their fancy cars or how they make a high salary to try to justify their miserable lives, but those guys on welfare don't give two shits about that. They're sitting in their lawn, taking it easy, probably getting high.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 03:18:42 2012 No.9428125

>>9428090

Just keep in mind that not everyone can live like that, and at the end of the day some people are going to pay the price.

And those people just happen to be hardworking white christian republican males. Im not American, but I can understand their anger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 03:19:12 2012 No.9428127 For those of you on U.S. autism bucks, how hard were they to get. I was going through the list of qualifying conditions, and I saw "4. Emotional withdrawal and/or isolation;" I easily qualify for this, so should I try to get on disablilty.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 03:19:12 2012 No.9428128
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Getting autismbux from following the guide. About 600 a month.
Living with my mom, she knows I'm weird and couldn't survive outside so she doesn't mind. If she dies then I get a couple hundred thousand dollars in life insurance.
Don't have to spend my bux on anything so I just use it to buy fun stuff like fumos and figures.

I'm pretty much set. Leeching for life.

Theme song to my life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTPpDD0cX9w

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 03:20:27 2012 No.9428134 >>9428128 >from following the guide. What guide?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 03:21:27 2012 No.9428135 >>9428127 Whoops, both of those sentences should be punctuated with question marks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 03:22:27 2012 No.9428138 >>9428134 http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S6512844#p6512924 The Uncle Remus guide. Great stuff, real thorough. I didn't do the suicide threat bit, but I did everything else and I'm getting bux.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 03:39:02 2012 No.9428185 >>9427935 I I see the word "cunny" one more time... >>9428046 How do you not work? You have to do something besides sit there all day. Even going on the internet to spew your opinions at people can make money if you open up a youtube channel or blog.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 03:45:02 2012 No.9428203 >enough food to stay alive. as long as I get unlimited water then I'm down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 03:48:18 2012 No.9428213 >>9428138 How were the interviews? What sort of act did you put on?

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 03:55:03 2012 No.9428232

>>9428213

Didn't really even have to put on much of an act honestly.

Been a shut-in for nearly five years all ready. Was a nervous wreck going in.

It's the kind of thing where the more you fuck up the better your chances will be. Just let your anxieties, fears, and social problems fly loose since the more fucked up you seem the more likely they are to give you the bux

I'd imagine the interviews will be easy for anyone on /jp/. It's only hard if you're a socially skilled normal who is comfortable around people

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 04:02:23 2012 No.9428250

>>9427741
Are you me?

I started working as a programmer. 8 hours a day at the office, plus I waste 4 hours a day travelling. That's 12 fucking hours every day. So basically I have 4 hours a day for myself, 2 of which are wasted looking at the ceiling and resting my tired eyes for looking at code all day. I want to die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 04:03:26 2012 No.9428255 >>9428250 Get on autismbux and quit your job. It's the only way to escape the torture

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 04:04:56 2012 No.9428261

So long as some of the food I get is pizza. Maybe if it were a little big bigger, i.e. the bathroom was it's own small separate room.

I don't know about the never spending any money, I can sometimes make a little bit by doing commission work. It's enough to buy a friend a steam game.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 04:20:03 2012 No.9428307

>>9428232
I used to feel and act the same way. When I went into an interview for (lesser) autismbux, I was a stuttering, nervous wreck. It was awful.

However, after more interviews, and "counseling" I've started to become immune to it, I guess. It's just become routine, annoying, and a humongous hassle. I hate it, because it makes getting true autismbux all the harder for me.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 04:30:01 2012 No.9428346

Im working 8 hours 4 days each week this vacation. I only have to help people with computer problems, and if there is no work I can play games and study a little bit.

My brother is a neet and got autism and get money form the govorment. I think I prefer to work instead of sitting behind my computer the whole day, because it will get boring. Also people are visiting my brother to help him with his autism, and try to get a job for him.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 04:31:46 2012 No.9428353

>>9428307

>I hate it, because it makes getting true autismbux all the harder for me.

Can you take a bunch of anxiety inducing drinks before going in?

Maybe drink tons of coffee and lots of energy drinks while being slightly sleep deprived so you look like you're insane and incredibly nervous.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 04:36:34 2012 No.9428375

>>9428353
Wouldn't work for me. I'm one of those unfortunates that are simply not affected by energy drinks, or caffeine. I've simply never gotten the "energy" or whatever that most people talk about after drinking them.

As far as I'm concerned, it's just flavored liquid.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 04:40:19 2012 No.9428385

There's this retro game store place in my city. It's not hiring though, and that makes me really upset. I've always had a rock-solid statement in my head for years that I will never, ever work, and if my support is cut off, I will kill myself.

Then my support got cut off, and that kind of changed. Well, it was more of a fake cut-off. More like a scare tactic. Even before that point, where I could easily imagine blowing my head off or asphyxiating at any moment I desired with absolutely no resistance, I suddenly became really scared.

I can't give up, even if I cry ten times as much as I did before my safety was annihilated. There's no other way if I'm not ready to die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 04:59:23 2012 No.9428439 >>9427741 My little NEET Anon can't be this cute.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 05:04:41 2012 No.9428457

Random /b/tard here and oh god I don't know how I got here, but I just started my first job and find I'm going insane due to lack of time to keep up with my creative writing. It's like not having sex for months. I'm not an angry person, but now I'm running around frothing. I was fine being on the internet all day long because for a lot of it I took fulfilling creative endeavors, mostly writing, and strived to better myself on it and even started a novel. But now I have no time. I think I'm addicted. But out of addictions, it's a nice one to have.

Just a month into the job and my spelling has gone to shit. I feel like I'm de-evolving or something. So yes, I would take the deal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 05:06:10 2012 No.9428464 >>9428457 >It's like not having sex for months I don't know that feel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 05:08:41 2012 No.9428470 >>9428457 >It's like not having sex for months. I'm afraid we can't settle our differences.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 05:10:10 2012 No.9428478 >>9428470 Imagine not masturbating for months. Well, there are some here that don't, but much less.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 05:32:50 2012 No.9428512

>>9428464
>>9428470
Don't worry guys, though I'm not a virgin sex sucks and does nothing for me. Usually b-tards get the rage + no sex thing so its easier.. but for you we'll just say you can no longer touch what relieves your stress.

Internet > Sex

Can b frenz nao?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 05:34:05 2012 No.9428513 >>9428512 >Can b frenz nao? Not after you have so eloquently proven yourself to be utterly beneath me.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 05:37:52 2012 No.9428520

The bathroom is a separate room right? Not just a toilet in the middle of the room like a jail cell?

As long as it came with sufficient heat/air, and drinks whenever I wanted i'd be fine.

Also maybe nice wallpaper, size isn't a problem, but I do like to look around my room a lot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 05:40:07 2012 No.9428526 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 05:46:07 2012 No.9428540 >>9427849 >attempting to respond to small talk when I don't understand the point of it THIS FUCK SMALL TALK. Seriously, what the hell. Its obvious we don't have anything to talk about, or care to. Why even fucking bother.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 05:55:40 2012 No.9428560

>>9428512
I don't think there are that many people here who are remotely interested in getting laid.
Also, word of advice, you'll fit in better everywhere if you stop identifying yourself as a "/b/tard". You should also stop typing as if you are typing out one of those awful memes with the cats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 06:00:13 2012 No.9428570 >>9428560 /b/ is like a whole another world compared to the rest of 4chan. I prefer the another boards, because it's hard to find something intresting to read on /b/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 06:03:58 2012 No.9428578 No

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 06:06:02 2012 No.9428585

You clowns ignore me????!!!! Please that the same as trying to ignore a Category 5 hurricane. You can try but it won’t work. This is what happens when you try to attack a person just because you think it’s funny, you get your ass handed to you left, right and center as komeji, the Anime Board, knock-around guy, has so deftly shown. I said from jump, I’m a hardcore Anime fan who’s used to getting attacked, so don’t waste your time cuz it won’t work on me, but did that stop Komeji, no it didn’t, so don’t blame me cuz this retard thought it was funny to attack someone who warned them before-hand that it was a bad idea.

All this is some retarded “let’s attack the new guy to defend “ running for cover and pretending to be all innocent, when in reality, he’s not, so don’t get it twisted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 06:07:18 2012 No.9428586 >>9427703 >you can't go outside ever. what happens if i do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 06:08:02 2012 No.9428590 No thank you. Everything is ideal, except that I can't buy things and I can't leave.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 06:10:32 2012 No.9428592

How much experience does /jp/ have with collecting free money from the (US) government? I have a decent job and I'm not a complete hikkikomori but I also don't have any goals for my future. The way I see it, if I can live comfortably on free money then why should I work like a sucker?

How much can one expect to get and how hard would it be to get it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 06:11:47 2012 No.9428595 >>9428592 Are you fucked in the head, or do outsiders think you're fucked in the head?

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 06:18:02 2012 No.9428611

Yes, and that's pretty much exactly the kind of place I'd like to live in when my parents die, in case I feel like going on. Sadly enough I'd still have to get a job, but I guess that's normal.

In your case though, OP, how would I deal with shit happening with my computer? Would the benevolence NEET force provide me with enough materials to fix it, or would I spend the rest of eternity crying because my it exploded?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 06:22:49 2012 No.9428624 >>9428586 I think you better rethink the definition of "can't".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 06:31:20 2012 No.9428654 >>9428586 Your door will be nailed so it wont open even when you try very hard. even when you manage to get outside without using the door, your eyes will melt because this will be the first time you see sun light after 5 years being locked up.

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 06:54:41 2012 No.9428719

>>9428624
well i assumed it's something imposed on me, not "i'm too anxious to leave". if someone without anxiety would agree to the deal, why would they suddenly become unable to leave?

either way, why would anyone agree to this? if you "can't go outside ever" you can't go to the doctor when you get sick either, do you guys want to die there or what? and OP didn't mention anything about unlimited supplies of meds, so any conditions you already have are left untreated. are there no sickly NEETs here?

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