/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/, I've been doing some deep soul searching lately, and after careful deliberation, I've decided that I'd like to join the Touhouism faith.

But I'm mainly ignorant in a lot of it's things. What are the core beliefs? And how does "danmaku" fit into it? More importantly, how do I properly practice my faith and what are the main "holy days"?

[Anonymous No.]

Just masturbate a lot and hear the same couple of song remixed a million times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9426432
only way to get the answers you want is by grabbing a loaded gun with the safety off, pointed to your brain and then shoot

[Nephew Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

1 - Google Twohou porn
2 - Appreciate it
3 - ???
4 - Become a master of Twohou

[Anonymous No.]

1. Determine favorite 2hu
2. Worship 2hu

Bonus points if said 2hu is a goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

Well anon, you get a good jug of coffee and ensure you have nothing to do for the next 72 hours, then you shut yourself in a room with a computer and a few Touhou project games and don't go out unless you beat at least 3 games on Lunatic or die trying, that how most of us got our honorary /jp/ plaque that guarantees our status as primaries.

Easy modo:
Type Touhou in youtube and spend a few hours watching clips, decide who's your favorite Touhou and create a imagedump thread.