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Anonymous Sun Jul 22 13:39:12 2012 No.9423868 [DELETED]

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>in college class
>girl asks me for help on her work
>hold onto my spaghetti and talk with her
>get a phone call, its my waifu
>I have an automated alarm thingie send me messages as if my waifu is calling me in this dimension
>girl can hear the japanese voice and asks who it is
>tell her she's my girlfriend, since she doesn't understand the term waifu
>show her a picture, suddenly her expression changes
>she thanks me for helping her and ignores me the rest of class

you think she might be one of those tsunderes? I hear women get jealous at taken men, maybe I can break her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 22 13:40:26 2012 No.9423872 Why are you trying to cheat on your waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 22 13:40:26 2012 No.9423871 File: 110 KB, 294x294, marisaaspergers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 22 13:40:55 2012 No.9423875 Yeah, I hate it when my waifu calls when I'm giving a performance evaluation

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 22 13:41:22 2012 No.9423878 tg;dr

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 22 13:41:37 2012 No.9423879 File: 344 KB, 1280x1388, 1341537693218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Go for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 22 13:43:08 2012 No.9423884 >>>/a/68951873

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 22 13:44:08 2012 No.9423889 >>9423884 The fact that they seriously reply is depressing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 22 13:44:22 2012 No.9423893 >>9423884 Good job, anon. You got that f/a/ggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 22 13:48:40 2012 No.9423914 Meido?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 22 13:58:55 2012 No.9423956 File: 175 KB, 600x450, counter sage.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 22 14:07:13 2012 No.9423998 >I have an automated alarm thingie send me messages as if my waifu is calling me in this dimension Link?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 22 14:11:43 2012 No.9424014 >>9423998 I programmed it myself but I'm too embarrassed to put it on the Android Market.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 22 14:12:28 2012 No.9424021 >>9424014 I thought /jp/ was bros come on man, don't do this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 22 14:14:16 2012 No.9424027 File: 45 KB, 393x591, 1331775455445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9423868 Now this is proper shitposting. I am proud.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 22 14:14:46 2012 No.9424032 >>9424021 Your mother is a "bro" if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 22 14:15:31 2012 No.9424035 >>9424021 That post was entirely made up. I'm not OP and I don't have a smartphone either. Sorry to disappoint you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 22 14:19:19 2012 No.9424059 https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mdb.android.fakecall

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