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What is your ideal piss jug container, /jp/? I like these. They're cheap, they're sweet, and the hole's big enough that you can piss into it with ease even if you haven't practiced. They're also about a gallon in size so they can hold plenty of piss.

>> No.9422735

I use a ceramic pissbowl.

>> No.9422739

I love AriZona tea.

>> No.9422743
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>> No.9422750

I drink HELLa cans of pepsi max which mostly just water so there is no container fit to house my piss over any good period of time. And using the cans themselves might endanger my snake-san. I have to resort to simply using the toilet...

>> No.9422754

>>9422750
>>>/a/

>> No.9422758

I use a pretty big one. It's attached to the floor so it won't tilt over, and you can sit on it while you're pissing. It has like two covers that can be lift up, one that makes it possible to sit and piss, one to cover the whole thing, and if you remove all you can stand and piss. The hole is pretty big so I don't usually miss. It's also white so I can see if there's piss on it. It has it's own dedicated room so that the smell won't spread, although I don't think there's alot of smell since it's connected to the water system, so everytime I piss I can choose if I want the piss to be replaced with clean water. It's pretty advanced and probably expensive, but it was here already when I moved in.

>> No.9422759

do you weeaboos really piss in jugs lmao

>> No.9422761

I need to find a cheaper beverage of choice.
The tap water here is shit, that tea would be good but I can't get it here.

>> No.9422762

>>9422754
Dude no.. I will prepare some kind of receptacle right away...

>> No.9422763

I like using Slurpee cups, especially when I go to sleep so I don't have to leave my dark room and expose myself to the strong light. The curved lid when put on upside down easily sits on the lip of the cup and minimalizes any smell. The only problems are limited capacity and with the lid inverted they're essentially an open-top cup and will spill all the contents if knocked over.

I could never piss into bottles. I like laying my entire dick in the cup and pissing.

>> No.9422769

>>9422730
Also weaboo i see.

>> No.9422777

I just piss into the sink. I'm still not lazy enough to piss in a bottle

>> No.9422782

>>9422777
If you do that for a long time, a yellow ring will form around the drain. It's not very fun cleaning it out

>> No.9422783

>>9422782
This, though in my experience bleach takes care of it no problem.

>> No.9422784

>>9422782

Just use some Mr. Clean dude.

>> No.9422844

>>9422777
Did that for a while. Then it became a bit disgusting coping with the smell while brushing my teeth, so I stopped.

>> No.9422849

>>9422777
I don't really use sink since i have toilet right next to it. I usually use sink for puking sometimes though.

...

>> No.9422863

My parents would probably throw me out if they caught me pissing or shitting into containers. That said, I got this plastic wastepaper basket right next to my desk for... emergencies.

>> No.9422870
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WHY NOT GO TO THE TOILET

>> No.9422877

If you're gonna piss in the sink you might as well pee in the toilet. I can understand and relate to a lot of stuff on /jp/ but I still never understood pissing in bottles when you could go to the toilet.

>> No.9422879

>>9422870

Because the toilet slowly consumes your truNEET spirit.

>> No.9422888

>>9422879
I like sitting on the toilet and just relaxing for a while. It feels like true privacy, somewhere you can unwind and relax.

>> No.9422902

>>9422888

I enjoy the sensation of taking a shit, a fast bowel movement is a disappointment to me.
It has occurred to me that I could get a prostate stimulator for this same effect, but I am lazy above all else and that seems like a lot of effort.

Thanks for reading.

>> No.9422905

I haven't seen any of those big jugs but I drink it pretty often out of the 695ml cans, they hold enough piss for me since I tend to have a lot of them around. I accidentally drank piss out of one of them by mistake.

>> No.9422906

>>9422877
I think the concept only really applies to /jp/ers who live with their family, and it's that going to the toilet means leaving your room, which might cause you to encounter other members of your family. It doesn't really apply to /jp/ers who live alone.

>> No.9422915

>>9422877
Toilets are places where you lose energy. It's pretty much feng shui 101. You should avoid them whenever possible.

>> No.9422921

>>9422915
feng shui a shit

>> No.9422922

>>9422888
I used to feel like that too but then I had to unlearn it in the army. I can't take it easy anymore.

>> No.9422926

>>9422922

Relearn it.

>> No.9422932

>>9422926
I've been trying for years.

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>>9422888
Last bastion of American freedom.

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>> No.9422952

>>9422777 I Used to piss in the sink too then
my sister was having a sleepover with her friend at our house, the shower was taken and i had to pee. i figured people would knock before entering the bathroom, but boy was i wrong. a girl barged in on me, me jumping down and pulling my pants up, and she threw something away, looked at me, looked at the sink, and walked out. im really close with this person because she comes over a lot, so it was really akward. she hasn't mentioned it since.

>> No.9422954

>>9422906
For me it's the other way round. Back when I had my own appartment I didn't give any fuck because nobody would visit me anyways and peed into the kitchen sink because it was about one meter less to walk compared to going to the bathroom. Now I moved back in with my parents because lots of shit happened and I actually became homeless for a couple of weeks and I have figured out their whole schedule and minimizing contact (except for dinners on sunday) is not really hard. And out of courtesy for them I do use the bathroom like you're supposed to. I even went out of my way and started showering every two weeks because they started complaining.

>> No.9422955

>>9422952

Give her the dick.

>> No.9422961

Those Arizona tea style jugs are good. Two liter cola bottles are too narrow to easily pee into but the Arizona jugs are nice and wide.

My roommate got grossed out by my piss jug. I told him I empty it every morning, and having a chamber pot in your room was common throughout most of human history and I'm not even shitting in it just urinating. He still didn't approve.

>> No.9422960

>>9422952
> the shower was taken

wut?

>> No.9422975

>>9422961
Chamber pots are for old people and people without toilets

>> No.9422985

>mfw Americans clap after pissing in jugs

>> No.9422991

>>9422985
>Yuropeons not giving their bodily functions the applause they deserver

>> No.9423035

>>9422991
Louis XIV would like to have a word with you.

>> No.9423088

>>9422960
He meant it was occupied. Just curious, where do you live?

>> No.9423116

>>9423088
I understood that. But why would he care about the shower when he needed to piss? If the scenario is a fucking bathroom? Shower, toilet, sink. "Oh, the shower is taken, I need to use the sink". What kind of logic is that?

>> No.9423462

I wasn't being dilligent about getting rid of my bottles, and I knocked over a several week old one. The smell was atrocious, and I could never piss in a bottle again.

>> No.9423602
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9423602

is it possible for girls to use piss bottles?

>> No.9423941

>>9422782
I've been doing it for about a year with no yellow ring. Maybe its cause my piss is super clear or cause I wash my hands in the sink right afterwards

>> No.9423957
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>>9423602
yes you need a thing its called a "shewee"
http://www.shewee.com/

heres former blue peter presenter konnie huq using one to pee in a urinal even tho shes a girl

>> No.9423968

>>9423957
Does Konnie do porn now?
Please say she does

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>>9423957
>http://www.shewee.com/
What the actual fuck.

>> No.9423976

>>9423602
most girls can pee standing up just like a guy. They're just to lazy to figure it out. Find your pee hole. Separate pussy lips with your fingers and pull up so that the hole points straight outwards. You should form a steady stream of urine just like as if you had a penis. You may need to try this in the shower a few times to make sure you don't piss all over yourself.

Anyway, if you want to pee in a bottle, I'd imagine that would be even easier. Just hold the bottle up to your pee hole.

>> No.9424012

Why do girls want to pee standing up anyway?

Peeing against a wall seems like some fitting of a dog.

>> No.9424016

>>9424012
seems like something*

>> No.9424022

>>9424012
Music festivals

>> No.9424029 [DELETED] 

>>9424022
Why can't they just squat?

Too fat to support their weight?

>> No.9424038

>>9424022
People just pee anywhere they please at those?

Sounds revolting.

>> No.9424082

>>9424038
Of course it's banned but everyone's drunk and dirty anyway so they don't care.

>> No.9424195

>>9424022
>>9424038
>>9424082
I always feel disgusted when a girl tells me she goes to those festivals. Have they no decency? It's a shame.

>> No.9424454

>>9423968
Nope, she actually turned out quite respectable and then married Charlie Brooker, of all people.

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

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