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which touhou would you want as a mom?

>> No.9414408

Outside the usual choices, hina.

>> No.9414415

Patchouli, Eirin or Alice.

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>> No.9414479

>>9414470
Single working mom? Poor child...

>> No.9414490

Kanako

>> No.9414491

I wish yukari was my mom, grandma, and the mother of my children all at once.

>> No.9414496
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I know if she beats the shit out of me it's for my own good

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>>9414479

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>> No.9414789
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I bet a mother Parsee would straight shota her son out of jealousy if she thought another girl might take him away.

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Would be the perfect Mommy.

>> No.9414835

>>9414804
no she wouldn't

what if you're trying to hide a secret
all she has to do is stop time

>> No.9414851
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Mommyji.

>> No.9414852

>>9414835
How would stopping time reveal a secret?

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>>9414804
You're jacking off in your room but suddenly before climaxing your room is tidy in a blink of an eye
You know what happened... and you have to live with that

>> No.9414863

>>9414852
see
>>9414853

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Meiling

I know she will would be an excellent mother

>> No.9414877
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The perfect mom.

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>>9414877
You might enjoy this. It us quite a cute little story.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/1368

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>>9414496

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>>9414853
Uh...

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>>9414895

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Yoshika.

You would not be scared of anything due to being her child, she seems freindly, her arms being up all the time makes for easy hugs and you'd be able to not care about what you ate.

Also you get Seiga as an Aunt.

>> No.9414981

>>9414961
I was a bit skeptic about the whole zombie reproduction thing but seiga as a doting aunt sold it for me.

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>>9414891
Oh no it's so cute I'm crying and laughing.

>> No.9414998 [DELETED] 

>>9414981
I'm pretty sure Seiga would be like "Here, Raise this kid that I found" or something.

>> No.9415015

>>9414917
That was about 200 times better when I read it aloud to myself in an upper class British accent.

>> No.9415051

Ran
Reisen
Kasen
Mokou
Kogasa

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>>9414917
Stay classy /jp/
STAY FUCKING CLASSY

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Youmu.

>> No.9415262

Would you inherit attributes from you Touhou mother?

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>> No.9415605

Would you do lewd things to you Touhou mom?

>> No.9415623

I had a dream the other night that Yuuka was my mom. She didn't murder me or anything, though. I was kind of disappointed.

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Whichever one whose offspring could shapechange, and casually walk right up the side of vertical surfaces like walls and trees and such (they can all fly, right?)

>> No.9415649

>>9415623
what was the dream like? did she do anything motherly?

>> No.9415659

>>9415649
It was like a week or two ago so I don't remember much, but she was very kind. Nothing over the top or anything like that. It was kind of boring, really.

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