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Which Touhou character would You engage in sexual intercourse with?

>> No.9407267 [DELETED] 
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9407267

This one.

>> No.9407278

Homura Homu

>> No.9407280
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Yuuka, while holding hands for the sole purpose of procreation

>> No.9407298
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I think I'm self-explanatory.

>> No.9407303 [DELETED] 

Saten

>> No.9407361

is

>> No.9407364

that

>> No.9407366

cirno

>> No.9407371
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If it's only for sex then it gotta be suwako.

Seriously, she's got the most sexual body out of them all.

>> No.9407373

yer mum, eye gon'pump her so hart she hav'a twitch!

>> No.9407375

?

>> No.9407388 [DELETED] 

>>9407371
I don't know why but I feel the same way a lot

I don't usually like loli body-types that much but for me Suwako is the most sexual tohou

>> No.9407410

Marisa

I want to make selfish and unpassionate love to her, so that she gets little or nothing out of the act. This would be partly due to my incompitence in bed, especially at first, but also lack of will to improve since I don't want sex to be a cornerstone of our relationship. We'd date for two years to see if things were working out and then an "accident" happens and I get her pregnant and we get married a year later and found a family, we later have more children, all produced by what she considers a labour to keep me happy.

>> No.9407434

>>9407410

Terrible creepypasta. Try harder.

>> No.9407442

>>9407388
We could have been friends if we weren't here.

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It'd be nice if I was tied up a little bit or something.

>> No.9407450

>>9407260

Oh this is just gold.

By phrasing your query in a polite and grammatically correct demeanor, you just managed to get away with a "wich 2hy wuld u fuq" thread.

8/10.

>> No.9407463

>>9407450
because it no longer violates the global rules.

>> No.9407472

>>9407450
I didn't even realize that. The template threads that are being created constantly have gotten to me.

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>>9407450

On a side note: I would let Satori fuck me, doing anything she wished, while I was immobilized and blindfolded and she preys on my repressed memories.

>> No.9407864

So many to choose from
Orin
Satori
Koishi
Tewi
Reisen
Kaguya
Kyouko
Nue
Aya
Remilia
Flandre
Murasa
Kogasa

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whats a touhou?

>> No.9408583

...why is this thread here? i swear it went 404 at some point... did it get undeleted...?

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>>9408583
Take your medicine, anon.

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>>9407280
holding hands causes babies?

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>> No.9408626

>>9408590

Only if you don't wear gloves.

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