/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Gomenasai /jp/, my name is Ben-sama

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku. I draw anime and manga with my tablet and I spend my days honing my drawing skills and playing class-A Japanese games (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand).

I practise with my katana daily. It's a superior weapon, that can cut through pure steel because it's creased over a thousand times, and it's better than any other weapon in the world. I got my weapon permit 2 years ago and I've been developing ever since.

I speak perfect Japanese, both Kanji and Osaka dialects and I write Japanese perfectly as well. I know all about the history of Japan and their bushido-code, wich I obey 100% accurately.

When I get my Japanese visa, I'm going to move to Tokyo and sign to to an established educational facility to learn more about the glorious Japanese culture. I really hope that I become an animator for Studio Ghibili or a game developer for Square Enix.

I own several kimonos, which I wear outdoors. I want to get used to wearing kimonos before I move to Japan, so that when I get there I can blend in better with the locals. I bow to my parents and old people, and I speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely people know how to reply.

Wish me luck in Japan! :3

[Anonymous No.]

too late ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

grorious*

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405945
Ken-sama_hiding_his_powerlevel.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Good Luck Ben-kun!
I wish i could go to Japan ;_;

[Chris the Gaijin ("n _n) !IO1EaswX/g No.]

>>9405836

You're trying too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9406471
Thanks for this bump mate!

[Anonymous No.]

ya'll niggas postin in a troll thread

[Anonymous No.]

>ben
Stopped reading there. You are clearly not Ken-sama as he would not misspell his own name.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gomenasai

Why the fuck would you begin a letter with "I'm sorry?"

[Mediator No.]

>>9406499
Umm, is this a serious post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9406739
The female version of mediator is "mediatrix".

[Anonymous No.]

Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>9406818
Just. Stop.

Also, you could learn a thing or two from this video, smart one :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrI7QUJfkvI


Wise up.

[Anonymous No.]

Zdravstvuite /jp/, my name is Vladimir Borisov.

I'm a 27 year old American Rusophile (soviet fan for you capitalists). I Work and Labor on my assigned camp, and spend my days drinking Vodka and playing superior Soviet games. (S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Cryostasis)

I train with my Avtomat Kalashnikova every day, this superior weapon can Pierce through steel because it is used over fifty years, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Avtomat license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Russian fluently, both Drunk and the Sober dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Russian history and their vodka code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Russian visa, I am moving to Moskva to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a laborer for Zavod Kalashnikova or a vodka drinker!

I own several soviet uniforms, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Russia, so I can fit in easier. I drink with my elders and seniors and speak Russian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Russia!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9406739
Umm, hve u ever sucked a dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>9406890
This is funny, because actual Russians hate STALKER. They consider it schoolboy shit or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9406890
>russians
>sober

HOW?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9406906
It's funny because I'm a slav and I indeed do hate Stalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9406972
why ?