/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I mustered up the courage last night to call an escort service, and I got my dick sucked. Am I still a pure maiden? No penetration means it doesn't count, right?

[Anonymous No.]

It's pretty nasty, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

ewwwww

Now you'll never become a wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405682
I didn't cum, do I still lose my wizardry?

[Anonymous No.]

>No penetration means it doesn't count, right?
Every time I see this it just seems dumber and dumber.

[Anonymous No.]

Please hand over your /jp/ badge and get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405691
What the hell is the point of even doing it then? I hope you got your money back.

[Anonymous No.]

Was she a negro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405691
Yes, once you do anything remotely sexual with someone else you lose your wizard status.

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>>9405691

So you went through all that trouble and didn't even cum? I hope you didn't pay alot. You fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

How are you liking your STDs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405730
You can't get an STD from a blowjob. Only she can get one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405734
She could have herpes and give it to your dick, nice try dumb bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405734

When did you take sex ed? In 1940?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd love to fuck a cute black girl some day, but I'm afraid of AIDS and I hate condoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405741
That's a completely different form of herpes, dumbfuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Was she cute?

[Anonymous No.]

disgusting. i hope you catched a std

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405759
It can still be transmitted you fuckwit, look it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405807
Provide the proof or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405752
Then don't look in Africa.

[Anonymous No.]

You should totally bang an escort now, you've already lost your virginity anyway.

Ask for one with big tits, so you can lay on her when you're done fucking. Feels great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405826
30% of American blacks have an STD.

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>>9405825
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Can+oral+herpes+be+transmitted+to+genitals
>Herpes simplex virus Type 2 is the strain associated with genital herpes. Many cold sores, on the other hand, are caused by herpes simplex virus Type 1. But Type 2 can also cause sores on the mouth, and Type 1 can spread to the genitals.
> cold sores, on the other hand, are caused by herpes simplex virus Type 1
> Type 1 can spread to the genitals.
> Type 1 can spread to the genitals.

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>>9405844
Haha, that's saying you shouldn't let your dick get sucked if a girl has herpes labialis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405777
I think she was Thai, she couldn't speak English that well, cute face. I only did it because I was near blackout drunk, I couldn't do that sober, I'd have a panic attack.

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>>9405896
Someone from /jp/ would of sucked your dick for free.

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>>9405709
I don't know, have more vivid jerking off sessions?
I imagine Onaholes don't feel quite the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405907
>would of

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>>9405907

>would of

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405914
>>9405917

I can see who you're quoting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405930

Have course you can, it's pretty obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405914
>>9405917
I'm sorry that I triggered your autism, I should of proofread my post.

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>>9405933
Ironic as HELL dude

[Anonymous No.]

You seriously have to ask "No penetration means it doesn't count"?

Listen to yourself. You are a confirmed slut

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>>9406410
Depends how many dicks have been on her tits

[Anonymous No.]

Can I get STDs if I only sucked her tits?

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>>9406414
I wouldn't know...
How do dicks taste like and what should tits taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

It doesn't count.