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9403109 No.9403109 [Reply] [Original]

I don't think it's possible to store up two years worth of cum.

>> No.9403120

Any med student here?
Wont you have wet dream even in coma? Isnt it a biological thing?

Please respond

>> No.9403117

Nice pic.

>> No.9403122

>>9403120

Everyone here is NEET. No students here.

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Oho

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>>9403109

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Every time...

>> No.9403152

>>9403120

You won't have any sort of dream at all in a coma, and they're not in a coma anyway. They have a thing clipped to their brain stem which intercepts every signal and sends it to their virtual selves. It's like being paralyzed from the neck down.

>> No.9403202

is this canno

>> No.9403212

>>9403202
HELLs yeah...!

http://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Sword_Art_Online:Volume_1_Chapter_16.5

>> No.9403232

comedy gold

>> No.9403263

>>9403120
Not everybody has wet dreams. Most do, but not everyone.

>>9403109
No, not possible. The body breaks down cum after a while as old sperm is useless.

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Who initiated the sex? Was it that slut or did MC get a bit too horny?

>> No.9403280

So, I heard there was a little sister in this show

>> No.9403296

>>9403266

Why the fuck is she a ``slut'' if she did it, and if he did it he's just ``a bit too horny''? Take your shit to /r9k/.

>> No.9403318 [DELETED] 

>>9403296
Mastery key shitty lock the whole kajizzle.

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>>9403318

>> No.9403378

>>9403318

You're a fucking idiot for using this analogy. It's completely meaningless. We are not locks or keys.

>> No.9403387

>>9403263

I thought you only got wet dreams if you didn't fap/have sex. The only time I had a wet dream was when I hadn't fapped for a while, then had a dream about fucking some chick and ended up cumming in the bed.

When I was a boy, I wondered why I didn't have wet dreams when experiencing puberty, but figured it was probably because the first time I ejaculated was when I was having a wank when I was 12 years old.

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>>9403378
btw im a girl

>> No.9403392

>>9403318

The vagina is a pretty shitty lock in the first place. Any dick can get in it by force if someone was so inclined.

I can't just force a random key in the lock on my door and expect it to work. My door won't cry out in pain because it isn't lubricated enough either.

>> No.9403393

>>9403387
I wish I hadn't discovered masturbation early because wet dreams sound more exciting.

I'm sure I could induce them if I really cared enough to, but, whatever.

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>>9403378
Yes we are.

>> No.9403408

>>9403392
But I read somewhere a very long time ago that the vagina auto-lubricates itself even when a woman is raped!

>> No.9403410

I'd swallow it

>> No.9403417

>>9403393
You missed out on stuff man. Wet dreams are amazing, they give much better orgasms than you can get when you are awake.

Unfortunately, at least for me, it also feels as if you're pissing the bed and gives me a "oh shit, I'm pissing in my bed, gotta wake up!" feeling. That's a shame.

>> No.9403422

>>9403296
>A slut is not a rare item.
>I repeat. They are common shit.
>If you want it I am pretty sure you can find the drop it less than a week. But most of us just doesnt give a shit or find the time and effort to look for it.
>As an analogy, you do not win by playing MMO.
>It is a timesink and moneysink. You win by not playing MMO.

>Real life girls are like castle that you need to conquer in the game.
>Those castles used to be tough and impregnable last time but somehow recently you just need to spend money and buy your way in.
>Of course the newly built and beautiful castle are much tougher to break and you might need to spend more to bribe the guards.
>Not to mention there are some obscure castle in the middle of nowhere where no one care as well.
>But generally most castles are undefended with their bridge down and gates open.

>> No.9403429

>>9403417

>Wet dreams are amazing, they give much better orgasms than you can get when you are awake.


I don't think so. I just had a dream about sex, could kind of feel my dick throbbing in my sleep then woke up and my pants were wet.

>> No.9403432

>>9403422

Who are you quoting?

>> No.9403437

wet dreams are like bed wetting.
It is embarrassing if you are suddenly doing your bed laundry out of nowhere.
I dont know what excuse to give since if people find out why I go out of my way to do my laundry.

>> No.9403441

>>9403432
my copy pasta notepad.

>> No.9403443

>>9403422
An open mind is like a fortress with it's panties down and legs spread.

>> No.9403448

>>9403443

That's fucking deep man.

>> No.9403454

>>9403441

You sure you didn't find it on your Facebook wall?

>> No.9403458

>>9403454
You can check warosu or shitfooolz.
Why would I lie?

>> No.9403471

>>9403458

Are you always this fucking dim?

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