/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/-related Steam sale games thread.

Any good ones other than this?

[Anonymous No.]

Saten /b/ros get in here!

[Anonymous No.]

You win, OP. I'm pooped.

[Anonymous No.]

Eat shit.

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>>9400153
Saten /b/ro reporting in!

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>>9400165
I like this one. Thanks for posting.

[Anonymous No.]

Ys games

[Anonymous No.]

>$49.97

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[Anonymous No.]

Very nice Saten thread, Upvoting for more Saten.

[Anonymous No.]

This board sure is full of shitposts, I mean, Saten

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[Anonymous No.]

Satenbros where are you

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>>9400206
translate it weeaboos

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>>9400379
translate it weeaboos

[Mediator No.]

I'm surprised so many /jp/sies have steam, I don't have any friends so I never saw the point of it.

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>>9400391
It's spanish and broken english/finnish I believe. No weeaboo can translate that.

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>>9400401
you don't need friends on it, it is just essential for playing their games. which have been underwhelming lately

[Anonymous No.]

Are they good?

[Anonymous No.]

ＳＡ　ｐｌｓ　ｇｏ

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>>9401821
Nice necrobump *high fives you*

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>>9400387
SHIT TREAD 0?10

[Anonymous No.]

No thank you. Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion, however, is another story.

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>>9401839

your issue is that they put some towels on girls

how unfortunate that fortune summoners was such a missed masturbation session for you, surely this is a dreadful blow to you from which you will never recover

p.s. autism joke

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>>9401839
I'm not sure I could fap to that art anyway, its just so bland and flat (no pun intended).

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>>9401839
Fucking normalfaggot translators. Saying loli = molesting children now?

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>>9401885

given that a number of people into the first have made the dramatic leap into the second it is not an unfair statement to make

i mean, you demonize everybody else for much less

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>>9401839
why are they taking a bath in towels? that's just silly...

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>>9401894

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>>9401866
I could fap to that parallax scrolling in the bourgeois town though.

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>>9401908

so on a binary scale you rate me 'yes' and agree

good to know, thank you

[Anonymous No.]

i think recettear is the best indie game i've ever played

wouldrecommend/10

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really play video games anymore. Are they still fun?

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>>9401949
I'm just glad I was able to play and enjoy it before I found out how gay Carpe Fulgur was.

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>>9401949
I've started that game several times and always just get tired of it after week 2. If I don't like dungeon diving, can I hope to beat the game just by buying and selling? I was doing well with that.

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>>9401957
Provided you aren't clinically depressed, yeah.

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>>9401964
Actually, that's the only reliable way to beat the game without having to restart at least once. Dungeon diving is absolutely terrible for cash compared to simply buying and selling.

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>>9401964
No, you need to get treasure and level up party members in the dungeons. 150% markup on food isn't going to pay off the debt.

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>>9401971
>>9401972
Eeh? Which one is the right one...

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

I have the 2 earlier carpe fulgur games, just bought fortune summoners and I got too upset in the first 3 minutes to play any further. I'll continue bit later but I really hate how theres no proper resolution settings and the controlls are so bad. Its hard to think of any game with worse ones. geez. I recommend getting the 2 earlier ones, just..dont bother with poosummoners

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>>9401977
Simple reselling, But don't take my word for it, ask Google.

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>>9401977

>>9401971

The only way to win without resets is to basically not dungeon crawl at all.

Also, the only thing I didn't like about the crawlin', was the lack of attack skills you got

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>>9401977
You CAN win without diving, but then the only story you get is lesbian competitor loli. Almost all the other characters are unlocked by going through dungeons.

[Anonymous No.]

Buy LA Noire you fucking neets. It's better than any VN released since Planetarin

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>>9401885
>>9401839


"No, the point is more that there are a (depressingly large) number of people who use "loli" and "lolicon" as a smokescreen for fullblown pedophilia. Basically we don't want to deal with that stuff on our forums at all, so no talking about it, thanks.

Although, since this is probably going to lead to a bit of a derail and discussion, you can use the term in this thread when talking about the concept.

Also, Robin and I are effectively in agreement over this, and so I've gone ahead and updated our rules accordingly. However, after talking with Robin I've gone ahead and reversed the temp-ban on QC, since he didn't even realize he was breaking a "rule" and it's a little unfair to even tempban someone for a completely arbitrary reason. So sorry about that, QC. Lips sealed

Still, neither Robin and I are exactly what you'd call "fans" of lolicon (and yes, apropos to the thread topic, following the Fortune Summoners announcement we've gotten a number of comments asking if we ourselves are lolicons) and I particularly dislike how often it's essentially used a cloak to try and legitimize straight-up pedophilia. So let's keep the term and whatnot off of these forums, thank you."

It's just PR, they don't want to risk looking bad on their forums.

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>>9402007
While it's true that dungeon crawling is required for unlocking characters, it remains shit-tier in terms of making money. Don't get me wrong, I liked the dungeon diving parts, but you're never going to win without restarting from Day 2 at least once like that.

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>>9402009
It went to shit after homicide

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I'm never going to play Recettear because of the viral marketing that went on here when it was released.

[Anonymous No.]

Should I get it?

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take your steam ads back to /v/

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>>9405715
You already translated it, SA devs.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck steam, I pirate xD
plus they don't have VNs

Recettear is great, would buy

>>9402009
lol LA noire was ok, but just ok. I think the choice system was too vague and could have been done better, the driving didn't really add to anything (except playtime if you dont skip) and it just didn't make me feel like a detective (cause the choices sucked/sometimes the clues would point you in one direction and I'd still get it wrong, etc.)

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I want SA hypocrites to leave.

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>>9405812
I just want SA to leave period.

[Anonymous No.]

Gundemonium Collection is on there for 4.99

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>>9405799
Why is there a 12 year old on /jp/?

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>>9405868
I thought you liked 12 year olds?

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i wish suguri was on steam already.

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>>9405868
Well this is a thread aimed at 12-year-olds.

[Anonymous No.]

Valve should go to the deepest depths of hell for the abomination they call "Steam". They did not even comprehend that some people don't have godly internet to always start up steam and connect your profile to the steam network. I bought a single player game for my PC, and guess what? You need to connect to the internet, wait 5 hours for steam to start up, just to play a single player game. Your husband should be raped by a black man's 12" cock through the nose for even being employed by those shitlicking, cock sucking faggots.

And for shit's sake, count to 3.

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>>9405979
My issue with valve is the fact that it has too much power over the PC market.

So far they have treated us well...but what happens after?
If you decide to screw us over there is no one to stop you.

Also HL2E3 or HL3 whatever is gonna DNF syndrome for a multitude of reasons but the one thing i guarantee it wont will be its narrative unless you decide to end on a cliffhanger.

Valve fucked up by not delivering the game and by ending the last entry with a cliffhanger such as that

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>>9405984
>If you decide to screw us over there is no one to stop you.

What the fuck are you even talking about? Gaben is incorruptible! And hl3 will be fun anyway. DNF was a shit game from the start. There's no comparison.

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>>9405979
even i have shit internet and i have no problem with using steam.

i just wish steam would get off IE. the store and community pages are so fucking laggy its depressing.

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>>9405991
>Gaben

The funny thing about all this GABEN love is that it all started because some PC gamers with an inferiority complex saw how popular reggie had become on /v/ due to his e3 press conference. You know the one, the one where he said "my body is ready". They watched as console gamers, mostly nintendo, started idolizing reggie and creating stories about him. They got jealous. So they picked the first guy they could find that said anything or did anything that pandered to PC gamers. Just listen to some of the shit he's said. Publicly using "epic for the win". Were it some dude on reddit, these people would go batshit insane over it. But wait! It's a fat guy! And he's in the videogame industry! He's speaking from his heart to us! We must worship him!

And so began something that was funny at first but has obviously spiraled out of control as outsiders got to know even more about it. You don't see people abusing reggie love as much as you see gabe. And that's why reggie threads are fresh while GABEN LOL xD threads are rotten to the core.

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>>9405996
Don't get me fucking started. I'll make it green for the /v/ friends who are so kind to shit up our board with these shitty threads.

>valve employee sends gabe mail
>gabe responds
>GEE GUYS LOOKS AT THIS I'M A TOTAL NOBODY AND GABE ANSWERED ME WITH A FUNNY JOEK GABE IS SO COOL I'M GOING TO BUY EVERYTHING HE MAKES BECAUSE HE'S SO COOL

But wait! We're talking about Gabe Newell here! Not scum like Kotick! This would never ever happen!

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>>9405996
uhh, gaben has been a pretty popular guy in the gaming community before 4chan even got popular.

maybe you should stop being a faggot and take a look at the industry for a change.

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>>9406008
Gabe Newell had always been known among come internet circles for making one or two good games. His popularity was blown out of the water once they realized they could turn this place into their own personal marketing ground. Don't tell me the ammount of dick sucking he gets on /v/ today is anything comparable to before he became "widely known".

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>>9406016
among some*

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>>9401926

Yes, because judges score based on a binary scale

You retarded unfunny autist

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>>9406016
back then the whole industry was way smaller.

gabe has always been the face of valve, ever since steam started getting more popular he has been getting more attention. sure i'll agree that /v/ helped blow him up, but hes always been prominent even before steam.

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>>9406016
I will never understand why Gabe got so wildly popular, especially here. He really does not seem to have that much in common with 4chan.

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>>9406051
>He really does not seem to have that much in common with 4chan.

Then you really haven't seen some of the shit he pulled off and I'll spare you the knowledge.

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>>9406068

Different anon here. I am interested, please elaborate

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>>9406077
What really demented his popularity was answering "lol so randumb" e-mails with equally stupid drivel. This was enough to make him well-liked among the /v/irgins who see /v/ as anything but a place for videogames discussion. But you have to understand the complete package. He is an ugly mouth-breathing fatass that makes games (right here he gets the sympathy of many people) and was marketed as someone close to his fans who sticks it to The Man, despite he himself being someone who made a fortune at microsoft and his company having a complete monopoly over online game sales. He has also made no qualms about letting people know he watches my little pony (but it's with his niece, so that makes it alright to all the people who hate that cartoon!). And then his company made games with SILLY! humour that so easily panders to /v/, despite the games themselves being quite mediocre. He also put back in place in his company something you haven't seen since before the videogame crash: not giving credit where credit's due, under the philosophy that "everyone works in the game equally". This is, of course, nothing but a way of keeping a hold on their talent lest the competition grabs a hold of them, like what happened with Ion Storm. If Kotick is the face of the corrupt videogame industry coin, Gabe is the other face. Both take advantage of gullible idiots, except on opposite sides of the spectrum. And at least respect Kotick because he is honest about the shit he is doing.

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>>9406178
>cemented*
>And at least I can respect

Fuck, I need some sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

Hurry, Recettear sale ends in a few hours!

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>>9405799
Nope
http://store.steampowered.com/app/209370/

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>>9406454

Couldn't get it because transfers to my paypal from my bank take too long.

Fuck.

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>>9401839

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>>9406567
This is child pornography.

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>>9406581
Yes, it is. Luckily it is not the illegal sort of child pornography.

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>>9406454
Buy me it please!

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>>9406521

>not having a credit card

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>>9406567
This is why censorship is bad. How would the arm penis get through the towel? It doesn't make sense! The entire scene is ruined.

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>>9406454
>>9406606

No, me.

I'll pay you back once the money is in my paypal.

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>>9405993
steam replaced IE web browser with one based on webkit two years ago (http://store.steampowered.com/uiupdate/))

[Anonymous No.]

Can't you get games gifted from friends on your steam account or something?