[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 618 KB, 1200x830, 73f0e974868e53fe54fa97fbafaab045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9391910 No.9391910 [Reply] [Original]

Why can't yukkuris be real?

>come home after a long day
>yukkuris greet me with 'take it easy, mister!"
>background sounds of "yuuuu yuuuu"
>watching the babies play
>let them play on my computer table as I browse /jp/
>go to bed
>"good night, easy!"

>> No.9391912

Who are you quoting?

>> No.9391924

Yukkuri weggs? I want to smash 'em!

>> No.9391918

>>9391912
Who are YOU asking!?

>> No.9391919

I wish yukkuris were real.
So i could shit on their faces and force them to eat it, so kill their babies smashing them with my hands while the mother cries in horror.

>> No.9391920

I want to shove baby yukkuris up my ass while fucking the moma to a pulp.

"save in anus yuu yuu!":

>> No.9391927

>>9391918
The OP, obviously, as there was no other post in the thread at that time.

>> No.9392071

I want to do lewd things to yukkuris.

stuff a bunch of babies in my pants and have them lick my balls and suckle my penis. Then having a momma moan as I lick her little anus.

It's like having sentient ona holes.

>> No.9392089

>>9391910
is this image made to make you want to stick them into your butt?

>> No.9392091

They still creep me out, just imagine a head moving around your house, I wouldn't sleep.

>> No.9392132
File: 142 KB, 640x480, 1329895396463.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9392132

I have nightmares about yukkuris, man. Not even big scary ones that want to hurt me. Just, them existing and doing yukkuri things. I dunno why it disturbs me so much.

>> No.9392160

You just want to step on them and torture them don't you?
They cry and beg you to stop but you only continue to step and squish them you sick fuck.

Speaking of, I could have sworn there was an image but I don't have it.

>> No.9392207
File: 109 KB, 640x480, 1323487360379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9392207

I'd like a Suika or Yuugi Yukkuri.
We could drink together and cuddle when we pass out drunk.

Maybe the Suika one would have an endless sake gourd.

If I wanted one to fuck, I'd wish for a Kimeemaru.

>> No.9392258

A pet yukkuri Marisa would be the best.

>> No.9392263
File: 449 KB, 1679x1186, 1266815375378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9392263

I would take it easy all day everyday.

>> No.9392301

I'd check how much pressure produced by my hands their bodies are able to withstand.

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action