/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How I've pissed throughout my lifetime:

Years 0-1 - probably pissed in a diaper or some shit, don't really remember.

Years 1-22 - Pissed in the toilet, standing up. If I was already taking a dump, I'd just take my piss sitting down between turds.

Years 22-23.5 - Hey if I piss sitting down, I can read for a little bit before I have to leave the bathroom. Commence pissing sitting down 100% of the time.

Years 23.5-24.5 - Piss in bottles in my room. Stand up bent-over forwards a bit so I can aim my dick straight down into the bottle and minimize spillage.

Years 24.5-present - Aim has become fairly remarkable, progress to pissing while sitting down in my computer chair. I dribble a bit every now and then but hey who doesn't.

How about you, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

lel

[Anonymous No.]

I showerpiss as often as I shower. It's sanitary, since you're going to be washing, and saves water. If not I tend to piss in the toilet and only flush at the end of the day or if visitors are coming.

[Anonymous No.]

Piss in the sink, then wash your hands and flush at the same time. Saves water.

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>>9390879
You can even wash your dick after peeing. I saw a guy do this at a truck stop when I was 8 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

le frog when you enjoy pissing in bottles but you also have a bad memory so your collection is sometimes found by mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>9391189

It's truly a perfect system that only gets neglected because society is blind

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>>9390879
>Piss in the sink

I do this.

Dunno why. Just feels better.

[Anonymous No.]

I wasn't potty trained until I was 5. It's my darkest secret and this it the first time I've even said it on 4chan.

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>>9391275
We're all ROFLMAOing at you now. Freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9391283
Please continue, it gets me off.