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Which 2hu are you based on height alone?

>> No.9390048

How about you translate that shit to AMERICAN first.

>> No.9390052

>>9390048
This

Pretty sure nobody is 150 feet tall.

>> No.9390060

Reimu.

>> No.9390084

Yuugi FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK YEEEEE

>> No.9390091
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>>9390048

>> No.9390096

>>9390060
Me too.

>> No.9390102
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9390102

Okuu

>> No.9390105

Mokou

>> No.9390106

Those are fake measurements. Touhous would be rather short, not hundreds of feet tall.

>> No.9390108

2hus are tiny

>> No.9390112

why do they all look so ugly

also i'm as tall as ran

>> No.9390115

Yukari or Reisen

>> No.9390119

I don't know any of them, but I'm like 5'1

>> No.9390123
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9390123

The Touhou I am closest to is Reisen Udongein Inaba.

Reisen my all time favourite Touhou.

Perhaps this is fate?!

>> No.9390126

They're all too short.

>> No.9390127

I'm taller than all of them.

>> No.9390134

Sakuya •w•

>> No.9390135
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9390135

Reimu

>> No.9390138

>>9390127
awkward giant

>> No.9390150
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>> No.9390151

Eirin, Yuugi, Kanako.

>> No.9390156

Ran

>> No.9390169
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9390169

Eirin
I am okay with this.

>> No.9390178

>>9390138
Not him, but the average height for males here in the Netherlands is around 182cm, which is already taller than most of them.

>> No.9390174

>>9390091
>payback for pearl harbor

Did any of these people learn about the fact that Japan was nuked twice?

>> No.9390180
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9390180

Okuu-ish.

>> No.9390181

>>9390174
>americunts
>learn
lel

>> No.9390182

>>9390174
America, as a country, is the equivalent of a whiny little bitch who takes everything too far.

>> No.9390189
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9390189

Mokou, also my favourite toho.
I love that artist btw.

>> No.9390192
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9390192

Ugh. Fuck me in the ass.

>> No.9390196
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9390196

I'm 6' 2" / 1.88m

I guess I'm Kanako, which means that I canonically have snake eyes. Neat.

>> No.9390209

I-I'm only 5'6". And I have very little mass in the way of fat and muscle. I guess that makes me small, l-like a girl... Eheheheheh...

>> No.9390210

I have the AMERICAN MEASURES version, but sadly its on another computer. I'm sure that somebody here have it, as I saved it from /jp/

>> No.9390217

tewi

>> No.9390218

>>9390196
>which means that I canonically have snake eyes.
I don't think you know what that word means.

>> No.9390226
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>>9390218
snake eyes Kanako is canon

deal w/it nerd

>> No.9390224
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After converting this to Americunt, i'm in Reimu, Parsee, Mokou, Orin tier.

I'mokaywiththis.jpg

>> No.9390244
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9390244

If anyone has issues calculating inches -> cm

Get your full height in inches, times it by 2.54

>> No.9390245
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9390245

I'm 182 cm, so I'm Kanako or Yuugi.

>> No.9390249
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9390249

Eirin

>> No.9390251

>>9390244
Well, I guess I am taller than all of the Touhous.

>> No.9390258

>>9390218
Its canon pal. go check IDRHWIC,F Kanako's artwork. you can't more canon than that.

>> No.9390265

>>9390226
Big, slutty, lewd, cock-hungry eyes...

>> No.9390263

tewi

>> No.9390280

why do the tall ones all have hideous lips?

>> No.9390288
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9390288

>>9390106

>> No.9390290

Kanako. If the ornament doesn't counts.
If counts then I'm Eirin, and that's funny because I'm going to be a Pharmacist (or something related) someday.
Also if I could, I would show her how I use my thermometer, if you know what I mean.

>> No.9390291

>>9390280
They are not hideous. They just put some lip stick. To me, that makes them even more charming.

>> No.9390296

>>9390265
...are you an erpetophile?
>>9390280
I like them. its a particular style...
>>9390263
where's the tea I ordered, Neko Arc?

>> No.9390299
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>>9390290
A fellow future pharmacist!

>> No.9390301
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9390301

>>9390291
Touhous trying to put on makeup awkwardly to look cute.

>> No.9390303

>>9390265
what

>> No.9390304

>>9390258
>>9390226
>I canonically have snake eyes
>because of a measurement chart
>the user reading the page suddenly grows snake eyes
>canonically

I didn't know this anon was a character in a written story, much less a poorly written one where the author suddenly decides to grow random things on a person out of nowhere.

>> No.9390308

>>9390304
I can do whatever I want to my characters, faggot.

>> No.9390309

>>9390304
tg;dr

>> No.9390314

>>9390045
Is it only me but Tewi and Youmu looks adorable in that pic..

>> No.9390320

I actually don't know my exact height but I'm guessing it some where in the Reisen range, and holy crap why do they all look like men.

>> No.9390324
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>>9390301
it's pretty nice

>> No.9390328

>>9390304
OP says "which touhou are you based on height."

Based on height, I am Kanako. If I am Kanako, I have Kanako's canon snake eyes.

>> No.9390330

>>9390288
please stop

>> No.9390335

TALLER THAN ALL OF THEM

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>>9390330

>> No.9390350

>>9390346
Stop shitposting. That has nothing to do with Otaku Culture.

>> No.9390351
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9390351

Not 100% sure, black line should be my height more or less.
Ran..Maybe?

That picture makes me feel tall, even though i really am not.

>> No.9390352

>>9390350
u mad, amerifat?

>> No.9390355

>>9390314
no its not you, they really are

>> No.9390357

>>9390352
Not at all. I am merely disappointed that you pitiful Europeans cannot keep from shitposting.

>> No.9390360

>>9390346
Yes, we get it. The start of the thread got derailed pretty fast, but nobody cared after a few posts. Stop trying to keep derailing it with your stupidity. Its kinda pitiful at this point.
>>>/pol/

>> No.9390361
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9390361

I'm about as tall as Yuugi. I also just noticed how few Yuugi images I have. I should probably correct this.

>> No.9390362
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9390362

What luck - I'm the same height as mai waifu. Sadly, that's also the same height as Sanae.

>> No.9390363

Yuyuko.

I can feel her gluttony as it attempts to overtake me, but I'm quite powerful (diagnosed malnourished) from partaking in such bountiful wonders myself.

>> No.9390365

Some of them need to take off their shoes and hats first.

>> No.9390368

So I'm Sanae

I'm not sure how to feel about that

>> No.9390374
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>>9390362
You have good taste friend.

>> No.9390379

>>9390346
As an American you're making me feel pretty terrible. I hate seeing those fucking screencaps.

Those bigots. I doubt that any of them said that Breivik's massacre was "karma for the whales." Even if they knew that whaling was legal in Norway, I doubt that they'd say something like that.

>> No.9390381

Yukari

>> No.9390384

Yuugi is clearly cheating with those shoes

>> No.9390387

Yuyuko~

>> No.9390388

>>9390379
Yes, but that was different. He was a jew working for the zionist agenda and his efforts were re-painted to appear to the public eye as ``anti-semetic.''

>> No.9390395

>>9390384

Oh god, Yukari as well.

>> No.9390399

>>9390388
Yeah, those blue eyes and blond hari sure are semitic features.

>> No.9390406

>>9390399
Yeah, he definitely didn't have an Isreali flag on his blog or post a lot of Zionist comments or donate to Jewish organizations or anything.

>> No.9390412

yuugi
awww yeah i knew it was meant to be
hurt me yuugi

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>>9390357
I'm not even from Europe.

>> No.9390447

>>9390399
>>9390406
WHO THE FUCK CARES
GO PLAY THE HISTORY TEACHER SOMEWHERE ELSE!

>> No.9390457

The root of this Japan facebook hate is racism. Again, no one on facebook would have said such things about any European nation, some of which hunt whales, and most of which have committed war crimes at some time or another.

>> No.9390466

yuugi

>> No.9390468
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Improved by 1000%

>> No.9390473
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9390473

Parsee.

>> No.9390477
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>>9390048
analdevastated murikunt

>> No.9390480

>>9390457
No, the true root is the fact that America has short history and zero war victories, but lots of war shames for such a short time. That's why they will brag and cling to anything, no matter how small or twisted from truth about event.

>> No.9390481

id fuk tewis babby pussy

>> No.9390527

>>9390480
>zero war victories

Except for the War of Independence, the War of 1812, the Mexican-American War, the Spanish-American War, and the whole deal with the Pacific Theater in WW2.

Apart from the stalemate in Korea and the defeat in Vietnam I can't think of any times that the US has lost a conflict.

>> No.9390539

>>9390480
The true root is that every country has fucking retards like this

This is just the outlet Americans use for their stupidity.

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>>9390447

>> No.9390570

>>9390566
Is it wrong if I've always unironically agreed with most of what she wrote?

>> No.9390589

>>9390566
ma vai a fare in culo, ragazzino di merda
nenche rilassarsi mezz'ora, si può
cosa ti credi, di avere scoperto qualcosa? gesù cristo, ma cazzo svegliati, dio porca madonna

>> No.9390586

>5'11 / 180 cm
>the most imposing Touhous are that height or smaller

>> No.9390587

>>9390527

> War of Independence
France and Spain.
> Pacific Theater in WW2.
Amurrica scared of Communism, so they resort to shamfur war crime.

>> No.9390601

All of them are shorter than me according to that pic unless you count kanako's doohickey, then she's slightly taller.

>> No.9390595

I'm that bitch with the horn, but it's a bit unfair since she wears platform sandals.

>> No.9390596
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9390596

>>9390527

>> No.9390607

>>9390527
Notice how they all were against third world countries.
>Spain
Yes, it was a economically shithole at the time, pretty much like today again.

>> No.9390604

Why there isn't a 1.80 master race?

>> No.9390605

>>9390527
>>9390566
>>9390587
#frocetti
#intellettualoidi

>> No.9390618

>>9390527
>War of 1812

It was a stalemate, then a draw.

>> No.9390621
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9390621

5'8
172 cm
Ran

>> No.9390630

>1.97

fuck my life

>> No.9390633

>>9390604
>>9390601
You guys will never know the pain of being a midget

>> No.9390653

>>9390618
>It was a stalemate, then a draw.

A stalemate, then a draw?

>>9390587
I don't seem to recall Spain helping much during the War of Independence.

>> No.9390665

>>9390653
By 1814, both sides had achieved their main war goals and were weary of a costly war that offered little but stalemate. They both sent delegations to a neutral site in Ghent, Belgium. The negotiations began in early August and concluded on December 24, when a final agreement was signed; both sides had to ratify it before it could take effect.Meanwhile both sides planned new invasions.

In 1814 the British began blockading New England ports, reducing American foreign trade to a trickle, but hurting British interests in the West Indies and Canada that had depended on that trade. New England was considering secession.[108][109] But although American privateers found chances of success much reduced, with most British merchantmen now sailing in convoy, privateering continued to prove troublesome to the British, as shown by high insurance rates.[110] British landowners grew weary of high taxes, and colonial interests and merchants called on the government to reopen trade with the U.S. by ending the war.

Pretty much.

>> No.9390668

>>9390633
Being tall is horrible. Clothes don't fit, doors are annoying, low roofs, vehicles are too small and uncomfortable, shoes don't fit, people fear you simply because you're roughly a foot taller than them. Nothing in this world is made for tall people unless you're willing to drop a bunch of extra cash for it.

>> No.9390679
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9390679

But I'm 190

>> No.9390688

the one with giant lips and no nose

>> No.9391378

>>9390045
more pics with touhou heights like this one?

>> No.9391398

>>9390527
>vietnam
>lost

>> No.9391424

>>9391398
Uh, yeah.

North Vietnam conquered the south. We spent a decade trying to prevent that from happening and then just gave up.

>> No.9391430

>>9390045
Raymoo.
so in Gensokyo at least the girls are my size, huh...

>> No.9391461

ran and eirin

man yuugi is one tall bitch

>> No.9391561

As tall as Youmu if you count Pyon.

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>>9390045
Yuugi, this makes me happy.

>> No.9391901

Why is Youmu so mad!

>> No.9391908
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9391908

Ran, Yuyuko or Yukari
I Choose Ran

>> No.9391916

>>9390668
My feet isn't even that big but it's already a problem trying to buy shoes.

>> No.9391935

Collection of height evidence for anyone interested.
http://wikiwiki.jp/toho123/?%A5%AD%A5%E3%A5%E9%A5%AF%A5%BF%A1%BC%A4%CE%BF%C8%C4%B9

>> No.9391950

>>9391935
Translate it, weeaboos

>> No.9391991
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>> No.9392010

I'm around Mokou to Okuu sized.

>> No.9392028

>>9391991
Isn't Remilia physically 5 years older than Flandre? Assuming they got turned at the same time.

>> No.9392051
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9392051

Anything under 1m71

>> No.9392061

>>9392028
Its never stated how the vampire thing works. However, ZUN gave them both the shortest height category which corresponds to about a 9-10 year old appearance.

>> No.9392312

Kanako or Yuugi. Both of these options are pretty great as far as I am concerned.

>> No.9392543

Orin, ignoring the ears. I'm completely fine with that

>> No.9393724
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9393724

I am 181cm.
By the way, 180cm is the average size for german men.

>> No.9393739

>>9393724
I'm German and I am no where near that tall, 161cm.

>> No.9393754

>>9393724
175-180cm is Rinnosuke's height.

>> No.9393787
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9393787

>>9393739
>german
>less than 180cm
What a dwarf!

>> No.9393804

>>9393724
I have heard that short men tend to be more angry than taller men. This would explain somethings.

>> No.9393820
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9393820

>>9393787
I'll kill you.

>> No.9393826

I'm 165cm, so that would make me closest in height to Parsee, I guess?

>>9390091
I burned with the rage of a thousand suns the day people started posting that kind of shit. This was back when I had a facebook and I can't count how many cunts I deleted that day. What a bunch of fucksticks.

>> No.9393840
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>>9393820
If you are a girl then is your size really good!

>> No.9393871
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9393871

If the Meiji height theory is true then each of the girls should be about 10-15cm shorter than on that chart. This illustration would support the Meiji height theory if it is drawn to scale (Rinnosuke has a height specified by ZUN).

>> No.9393918
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9393918

Dwarfs! Dwarfs everywhere!
No more 1.80 master race here?

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>>9393871
That feel the same size like him.

>> No.9393951

>>9393871
Seems legit

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>>9393918
Giant mutant freak.

>> No.9393959
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9393959

I guess I'm about Eirin feet tall.

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9394002

The height chart in OP looks like it is accurate to the Heisei height theory. Personally I do not think either theory is more valid.

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9394341

>>9393955
JE GRÖSSER DESTO BESSER IST DIE LIEBE!!!!!!

>> No.9394410

Kanako

>> No.9395186

I'm Eirin centimetres tall. Which is pretty average for my age in my country. And she is a grown up. Are they all malnourished?

>> No.9395222

Sanae!!
That's because I'm a good girl!

>> No.9395244
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9395244

>>9390045
Marisa.

>> No.9395276

Kanako smaller than me? I'd dunk that hoe

>> No.9395434

Sanae. Not surprised as I'm a huge dickloving slut.

>> No.9395443

mokou

>> No.9395935

>>9390324
Thank you for bringing this to my attention. That was adorable.

>> No.9395941

>CM
Look at this nerd

>> No.9395969

Okuu. Man these 2hus are small.

>> No.9396136

>>9393871

I love the detail on that guy's work, but damn I can't stand how he draws faces.

>> No.9396189

>>9390045
Most of the hags.

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