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Imagine the euro/jp/ posters for a moment.

"hey mate, which 2hu would you fuck?"

"i made 200 pounds this month from me autism bucks"

"oi, meido, take care of these will ya?"

>> No.9389759

Sounds much better than the shitty amerifats with their clapping while shitposting

>> No.9389764

>"i made 200 pounds this month from me autism bucks"

Hey cool, that one was me.

I've spent some of it on beer. Still no idea what to do with the rest. I was considering buying a RasPi.

>> No.9389769

Can you not make such rude generalizations?

Thanks.

>> No.9389772

>>9389759

You're a fucking lair if you say you don't clap to some of these shitposts.

>> No.9389784

OI MATE, TAKE YER EYES OFF ME WAIFU OR ILL GIVE YER A PROPER WALLOPING!

>> No.9389798

I'm british now.

>> No.9389811

The OP is a bloody faggot.

>> No.9389870

You mean

oi git wot 2hu u'd snog m8

oi sanae she a slag innit?

>> No.9389876

not all 'european' /jp/ posters are british. some are slavshits, too.

"oj, kurwa, take care of these fucks"

za dom spremni!

>> No.9389877

I wish I had a British accent. Maybe it's because I'm American, but when I hear a British accent, I unconsciously assume that they're really smart. Even when I know that they're not, like that TotalBiscuit guy.

Also: Scandinavian accents sound playful to me. Probably from watching streams of playful Scandinavians narrating games.

>> No.9389879

>>9389870
>innit
This sounds like it is supposed to be ``is it not.'' How is that relevant to the rest of the sentence?

>> No.9389887

>>9389759
Agreed, cheers.

>> No.9389894

>>9389879

Actually it's "isn't it?" which is a grammatically incorrect positive statement.

>>9389877

Atleast Yahtzee has good word play and is actually entertaining.

>> No.9389905

>>9389894
And ``isn't'' is still a contraction of ``is not,'' and ``is not it'' sounds awkward as fuck.

>> No.9389915

>>9389877
That's because you're used to the ``well-spoken'' southerners from middle class families. Though they're the ones who end up with acting careers, or whose parents buy them expensive recording equipment to make internet videos, so I don't really blame Americans for stereotyping the diversity of English accents to ``oi oi guvna wots up ur bum''.

http://youtu.be/sB3ieNhEsDY
This is Fukune's accent, and it's one of the best in the UK.

>> No.9389945

>>9389905

Yes, but "is not" and "isn't it" carry completely different meanings from how you'd think. Isn't english fun? "isn't it" is a positive stamenent that means "right?" as in

"It's cool isn't it?"

as opposed to

"It isn't cool"

They are used in different ways and "innit" carries the same feeling as "isn't it" which means more "don't you agree?" then is not it.

>> No.9389948

>>9389915
That is attrocious.

>> No.9389953

>>9389945
It is still a contraction of a contraction, which goes beyond ``lazy peasant'' to ``fucking retarded.''

>> No.9389964

All words and phrases eventually get reduced to something dumb where they're used out of context and basically become platitudes.

Willy-nilly originally meant "will he, nill he" ("will he or won't he") but now I have no clue what it means, innit.

>> No.9389967

>>9389953

It's not even slang anymore considering that "isn't it" is in the lexicon as a very widely used phrase that doesn't even carry that connotation anymore. It's almost exactly the same meaning as ね in Japanese. Which is also a sentence ender that was contracted from ない which is roughly "not"

In fact many languages have weird contraction words that used to be negative but are now positive.

>> No.9389974

>>9389964
Seriously, stop. This has no bearing on either of these setences. It is a hollow bastardization of my language.

>>9389967
What is the purpose of using ``she'' and ``it'' to refer to the same subject in the same sentence?

>> No.9389994

I have no idea how people can tell I'm British in games with voice chat. I don't really have an accent.

>> No.9390003

>>9389994
You do you idiot, you can't hear it yourself.

>> No.9390014

>>9390003
Not one that's really recognisable.

>> No.9390022

>>9389974

In this case, it isn't even a pronoun. Think of it as not of "is not it" but it's more "is it not true?" and it is absolutely not correct. But it is said a whole hell of a lot.

>> No.9390031

>>9390022
I shall insist on protesting this on every such situation as I encounter it, admittedly rare as they may be.

>> No.9390077

>>9389994
British accents are very easy to recognize. Even if you have a relatively weak British accent, it is instantly recognizable to most people.

>> No.9390081

>>9389994
>>9390014
Actually, can you put up a sample?

>> No.9390185

Why is everyone convinced all of the shitposters are British?
Can you provide a list of shitposters that are British?
I can provide a list of shitposters that are fat.

>> No.9390211

>>9390185
I'm British and I'm a shitposter.
Fukune was British.
Moe!TRON is pretending to be British.

I think it's high time you accepted we're just not very pleasant people.

>> No.9390219
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9390219

I'm a shitposter, but not British.

>> No.9390225

>>9390211
But there are far more American shitposters.

>> No.9390230

Why doesn't moot just ban all americunts?

>> No.9390239

>>9390230
Ban half of the userbase, the servers, the mods, and himself. Great idea, champ.

>> No.9390241

>>9389915
>expensive recording equipment
Yes, because a webcam is really cutting-edge technology that only the wealthy elite can afford.

Fuck off you inbred northern retard.

>> No.9390240

moot banned all Egyptians, and those are swell people.

>> No.9390243

>>9390225
Americans are the most pleasant and respectful people on /jp/. You'll see that once we get flags.

>> No.9390248

>>9390185

Fukune is British, Lenfried ♥ most ichiban ♥ boyfriend is apparently British, the DQN tripfag is British

The king of shitposting tripfags is American however, as well as his overweight sidekick, so it's really a matter of whether the shittiness of shitposting is judged by quantity or not

>> No.9390255

>>9390243
Yes because those work out well on /sp/ and /int/ idiot

>> No.9390259

I'm german but I started using 'oi' and 'mate' because I spent most of my time on british websites and because I like those words.

>> No.9390261

>>9390248
You also have to remember the amount of browsers. America contributes about 50% of the userbase, and I think the second was Germany at about 9%.

>> No.9390262

>>9390243
Yet they are also the worst.

>> No.9390266

>>9389877
This is how I feel as a Norwegian towards Swedish, except with a slight of hate. When Swedish speak it sounds so pompous, like they think they're superior. On the other hand, Danish are like gorillas. I never understand what they're saying.

>> No.9390274

>>9390241
Hey faggot, do you know how much professional YouTuber equipment costs? There's not just hurr durr a £20 webcam from asda. You need tripods, microphones, lighting equipment, and a whole bunch of shit.

Go back to wanking to Russell Howard videos while your dad buys your way through Oxbridge, you stupid cunt.

>> No.9390289

Those are Brits. The majority of Europeans don't talk like that.

>> No.9390310
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9390310

>>9390261
The times of America being the absolute majority is long gone.

>> No.9390316

>>9390310
Still over six and a half times as many browsers as UK.

>> No.9390322

>>9390248
Who's the king and his sidekick?

>> No.9390325

>>9390316
Because it's 6x larger idiot

>> No.9390332

>>9390325
And because huge numbers of american users went to reddit.

>> No.9390337

>>9390310
Just because you cropped out anything of contextual relevance and named it "4chan audience" doesn't mean it's true.

>> No.9390338

>>9390310
How are there chinese users when all chinese IPs are banned?

>> No.9390340

>>9390325
That does not change the fact that you have to account for the differences in number of browsers when accounting for shitposting. Despite having considerably less posters, you have considerably more shitposters.

>> No.9390345

>>9390337
http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/4chan.org

>> No.9390356

OI WHITE CUNT GIMME SOMMAT PETROL WILYA

>> No.9390369

SPOT US A FIVER FOR A PACK OF MAGS WILL YA M8?

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>>9389876

Smiri živce patriota

>> No.9390430

>>9390248
I post like once a week and I like to think my posts are below average at worst.

>> No.9390450

>>9390430

You post a lot more than once per week. You should check the archive.

>> No.9390455

OI FELLOW NOOTS DID YOU KNOW WOTS THE TIME?!

>> No.9390458

>>9390377
I don't speak your shitty language, I was just marking a point. fuqqing kokot

>> No.9390475

>>9390430
>I post like once a week

This is why I hate tripfags. Not in an "Anon r leejun" kind of way, but you're histrionic enough to use a tripcode on an anonymous board, then you spout shit like this.

You post a lot more. You just don't realize it because you think you aren't as much of an attention whore as you really are.

You've been around 4chan for a few years. You clearly have some knowledge of text board culture. Now go lurk !WAHa's board or SAoVQ or read that one A-san article and realize why making yourself pseudonymous is the most retarded thing ever.

>> No.9390594

>>9390455
AWRITE M8 SOZ WAS AT THE PUB DRINKIN WID DA LADS, WOZ A RITE LAFF
The time my good friend is ten thirty five pm

>> No.9390599
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9390599

>go to England on vacation with some friends
>we're supposed to go out for dinner that night, but until then we can just dick around in the city
>we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
>we're having fun
>it starts to get dark out
>go to check my watch
>I forgot it in the room
>figure I'll just go ask someone
>walk up to someone and ask
>ARE YOU WIMBLY SIXES MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN WACKITY SAX APPLE DIN DIN SPROINGO TOINGO CHAP
>have no idea what he just said
>YOU WOT MATE
>he starts to laugh maniacally
>suddenly
>Big Ben rings out
>everyone stops in the fucking street
>one guy starts counting on his toes
>OI CHAPS, IT BE 6 BONGER I SAY
>everyone starts screaming out SIX BONG SIX BONG
>a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
>the fucking queen herself sticks her head out
>OI YOU FUCKAPLE GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG 6 FUCKING BONG YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIXER FLAMBAM
>everyone stops
>looks at her
>they begin jabbering
>someone is throwing fish and chips into the air en masse
>someone pulls out British flag
>starts waving it while singing God Save the Queen
>our fucking faces

>> No.9390606

>>9390599
go back to /sp/

>> No.9390614
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9390614

>Playing CS
>Join British server
>Everything's going fine
>Suddenly everyone stops dead in their tracks, turns on their mic and starts screaming/chanting
>"FOUR BONG FOUR BONG FOUR BONG FOUR BONG"
>Ask what they hell they're doing
>"U W0T M8 WE FOUR BONGIN' WANKUH AV' UM' RESPECT FOR DAH' QUEEN M8 FOUR BONG FOUR BONG"
>Ask for further clarification
>Banned from server, reason: FOUR BONG FOUR BONG FOUR BONG
>Royal guards show up to my house six weeks later and try to arrest me
>Evade them by moving in a serpentine pattern, since they can only make right angle turns

>> No.9390637

>>9390599
>>9390614

EPIC post! Funny /v/ poasts :3 LOL!

>> No.9390635

>>9390475
Dairy Queen's not an attention whore, cockmongler, and he mainly sticks to idol threads so what's your fucking problem, nerd?

He quality posts the fuck out this bitcj.

>> No.9390644

>>9390635

Put your tripcode back on, dude.

>> No.9390719

>>9390475
I don't usually post with my trip and just found it odd that I was mentioned in this thread.

I also don't need to read precursors of knowyourmeme to understand ~imageboard culture~ or whatever because I actually have been around long enough to not really care about the rules people like you have tried to impose on it. The reason I like imageboards is the lack of enforcement of such things as well as the impermanence of my posts, the majority of which are anonymous, so yeah. The fact that you're referring me to boards and articles by onymous internet personalities with similar e-backgrounds to myself as though they are authoritative just makes you look silly as heck.

>> No.9390737

>>9390719

ur such a rebel omg:) very brave

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