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>> No.9387307

You don't suck dicks?

>> No.9387311

bump

>> No.9387314

I love dicks.

>> No.9387321
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I'd rather own this one, but OP one is fine too

>> No.9387850

Bump for quality thread and all jpsies should wear one

>> No.9387853

>>9387321
Is that an apron?

I bet she really loves COOK, you photoshopping turbotwat.

>> No.9387855

Since when did everyone become a faggot round here?

>> No.9387859

>>9387853
I only have an apron for photo chemicals. I should get one for cooking. I always get flour on my clothes when I bake.

>> No.9387862

>>9387855
You new? *sniff sniff* you smell new.
M-m-m! i bet your asspussy has never been opened ip huh? want to try a real man?

>> No.9387871

>>9387859
I've never had a problem with this. I get flour all over the kitchen, but I never get it on my clothes.

What sort of things do you bake, Anonymous?

>> No.9387872

I am straight and I have always fantasized about deep throating a huge cock and swallowing a mouthful of cum. I didnt think it was normal until i found this board today actually. I dont think i will ever get the chance to though, i am married for one, and second, i couldnt suck off one of my friends. I woudldnt be comfortable doing it, and it would be too awkward afterwards. I have always wanted to go to a swingers party with my wife and see her get rammed or have a huge orgy, but i doubt that would ever happen.

>> No.9387874

>>9387872
>I am straight

Stopped reading there.

>> No.9387878

>>9387871
Jews.

>> No.9387884

>>9387878
Why are you using flour? Use asbestos, it works better.

>> No.9387886
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>>9387859
I bought myself one of these for cooking because i thought it looked cute!
Turns out it fits so well and looks almost to good to get dirty..

>> No.9387894

>>9387884
I'd rather not get lung cancer.

>> No.9387904

>>9387862
Yes I'm "new" to this neo/jp/ infested by females and faggots.
Who the fuck forced this shit and why here of all places?
We have several boards that love the gay.

>> No.9387907

>>9387904
>females
Whoa lets not go that far now.

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>>9387904
You sound buttflustered, im sure i can help with that

>> No.9387911

>>9387871
I guess all kinds of things. I've been thinking of redoing a Castella recipe since I have the honey.

>>9387886
I'd get a really big plain one so that it would catch as much stuff and I wouldn't feel bad about getting it dirty.

>> No.9387917

>>9387909
You're okay in my book aniki, but femboys.. disgusting.

>> No.9387918

>>9387911
>I'd get a really big plain one so that it would catch as much stuff and I wouldn't feel bad about getting it dirty.
This is why i just end up using the apron that came with my maid outfit instead most of the time i bake/cook anything that is sure to make a small mess.

Its much easier to clean a plain white one.

>> No.9387923

>>9387918
Aren't the maid aprons just made of cotton?

Most "proper" aprons I've seen have some hard, shiny quality to them, or they feel like burlap.

>> No.9387925

>>9387918
Can you bake me a cake?

>> No.9387944

>>9387923
This one i have is made out of cotton and polyester, im not sure about the %.
Its not very hard, but at the same time its not 100% cotton either.

>>9387925
I would bake you a cake! that sounds fun.

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