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Anonymous Tue Jul 17 02:09:41 2012 No.9386123 [Reply] [Original]

> powerlisting.wikia.com
> random page

Tell me how your new superpower would help you NEET/hikki.

Mine: Universe alternative dream - the power to create real universes via dreaming and be its god. I could create/live in Gensokyo or with any or all waifus ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 02:11:24 2012 No.9386140 What's with the spoilers?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 02:13:24 2012 No.9386161 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ethereal_Physiology Having reached spiritual ascension I shall take it easy for the rest of my days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 02:16:09 2012 No.9386191 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Devic_Physiology I do what I want, when I want, in any way I want and there's shit you can do about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 02:18:54 2012 No.9386212 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Glass_Manipulation I'm fucking useless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 02:19:09 2012 No.9386215 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Disintegration I guess I just... huh

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 02:26:16 2012 No.9386278 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Musical_Empathy Will I get satanic powers if I listen to Norwegian black metal?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 02:27:15 2012 No.9386285 File: 40 KB, 390x380, 1309007040528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Minotaur_Physiology i... guess i'll just prostitue myself to furries for a living. are furries into minotaurs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 02:29:15 2012 No.9386301 >>9386285 Look at the bright side, you will have a massive dick no cow will ever be able to resist.

Anonymous Tue Jul 17 02:30:15 2012 No.9386305

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Zoroastrian_Deity_Physiology
The power of like 25 deities.
A few of my many powers:
Desire Manipulation
Sexual Inducement
Mental Manipulation
Age Manipulation
Time Acceleration
Fertility Inducement
Cosmic Awareness
Tranquil State (Can always take it easy)
Shapeshifting
Dimensional Travel
Omniscience
Destiny Manipulation

Seems like it would be pretty easy to be NEET with these powers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 02:32:00 2012 No.9386325 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Sustenance You ain't NEETier than me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 02:37:45 2012 No.9386353 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Manipulation Damn, I wrote a really big post for this but it messed up and backspace doesn't fix it anymore like it used to. But if its like gay bulge lancer has, I can do anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 02:41:46 2012 No.9386379 >http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anger_Empowerment Well, I... would destroy my computer somewhat often. I doubt that would help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 02:43:07 2012 No.9386394 4th Wall Awareness The ability to be aware that one's Universe is false, and potentially use this to act in otherwise impossible ways within their false Universe. whoa

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 02:44:36 2012 No.9386400 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rage_Inducement >The user is able to induce an instinctive and uncontrollable rage in others but i already have this one

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 02:51:06 2012 No.9386433 >>9386325 The truest truNEET power possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 02:57:40 2012 No.9386485 >http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Velocity_Manipulation Dis might cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 03:00:55 2012 No.9386505 >>9386353 Gay bulge is a reversal of cause and effect, so yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 03:04:40 2012 No.9386518 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fear_Inducement I can spin this into NEETdom. I won't be a hikki, but damn will it be fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 03:39:48 2012 No.9386645 File: 17 KB, 394x357, fat yuyu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rain_Creation >The power to make it rain Aww shit, son.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 03:46:05 2012 No.9386669 >http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Chemistry_Manipulation Well, uh. Maybe I can turn myself into a cute little girl. At least I can kill myself in a variety of ways.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 03:52:20 2012 No.9386695 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eternal_Night_Inducement Hmmm... i think i like it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 03:52:50 2012 No.9386698 >http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Isolation >Ability/Power to: make yourself not exist. >Also Called Loneliness aHAHAHA I AM THE TRUNEET

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 03:57:07 2012 No.9386718 File: 133 KB, 689x744, trollf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Troll_Physiology nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 03:59:07 2012 No.9386726 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fear_Empowerment Uh. Not sure if it would help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 03:59:22 2012 No.9386724 File: 573 KB, 1641x1626, Th08cover[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9386695 Who will your partner be?

>>	a worthless person !Ev06XYcl12 Tue Jul 17 03:59:52 2012 No.9386725 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Garbage_Mimicry ...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 04:01:22 2012 No.9386732 >>9386726 >>9386518 here. We can team up if you want. You get super powers. You also get to be terrified. We both win.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 04:06:09 2012 No.9386755 >visit /jp/ >two front page threads about hikikomoris and neets why get a job /jp/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 04:06:24 2012 No.9386756 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Restoration Yeah fuck all of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 04:07:24 2012 No.9386761 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electronic-Media_Jumping Gensokyo here I come

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 04:08:24 2012 No.9386764 >>9386755 Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 04:13:11 2012 No.9386789 >>9386756 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Law_Manipulation Come at me bro.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 07:25:39 2012 No.9387597 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mythical_Bestiary I can have the power of any mythological creature. Pretty neat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 07:27:24 2012 No.9387603 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destruction The power to unmake and destroy anything, everything and everyone to total and utter nothingness. It's over.

Anonymous Tue Jul 17 07:27:54 2012 No.9387609

>>9387603
User with this unlimited power can destroy anything, everything and everyone, beginning with entire cities, areas, countries, states, continents, worlds, dimensions, inter-dimensions, parallel worlds, solar systems, suns, stars, whole galaxies and universes and possibly even abstract concepts and/or natural forces/laws. Cosmic and high-level possessors of this power can literally go beyond space-time itself, thus wiping out and destroying all that exists in the entire universe and way beyond.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 07:42:43 2012 No.9387669 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Guilt_Inducement NEET as hell

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 09:32:45 2012 No.9388019 >>9387609 But can you kill servants?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 09:32:45 2012 No.9388021 File: 65 KB, 900x696, 1302344214308.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nostalgia_Inducement all dem feels

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 11:19:57 2012 No.9388427 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sephirot_Empowerment I guess I can summon the power of the gods, kind of. That could be fun if I ever go to Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 11:22:29 2012 No.9388432 >>9388021 haha yeah definitely epic feels /b/ro :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 11:22:44 2012 No.9388434 Awesome thread OP, next make one where the last three digits of your post number determine the amount of autism bucks you get next month!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 11:27:02 2012 No.9388446 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rainbow_Manipulation GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 11:27:31 2012 No.9388445 >>9388434 great idea man, that would be serious epic lulz for the win. definitely excited for that. gonna be rolling for epic autism bucks :D!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 11:34:31 2012 No.9388479 File: 435 KB, 320x240, spongebob-rainbow_o_GIFSoup.com.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9388446 Epic power man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 11:38:34 2012 No.9388502 It would be if I could make a pot of gold in my living room. Wait, I'd have to dig it up. Too much hassle.

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