/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Just the tip.

[Anonymous No.]

...if you think that something like that would surprise someone delivering pizza enough to drop his wares, you lived an easy and sheltered life.

[Anonymous No.]

if he was delivering spaghetti he'd be droppin it lol

[Anonymous No.]

thats one shitty looking front door

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384152
le upvote XD

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384158

your a shitty looking front door

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384160
leave pls

[Anonymous No.]

why is the outlet so high

[Anonymous No.]

I would totally get down and suck that cock hard.
3 years of delivery job and I never got a loli futanari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384171
+1

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384171
Shut the fuck up now

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384171
you le mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384171
he mad and furious

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384171
>le face when le nerd got le jimmies RUSTLED hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384195
Quality shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384182
>>9384195
pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384195
>le feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384165
I have outlets near the ceiling in the frontroom.

[Anonymous No.]

thread le derailed

[Anonymous No.]

Superior original.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384215
How do you derail a thread about nothing in the first place? Yeah I'd suck her dick though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384233
>no cock
>superior
lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384170
your mom is a shitty looking front door, you are a shitty looking front door knob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384241
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

I find the little girls drawn by this artist to be very sensual

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384264
Jew

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384139
>>9384280
Did you guys know that "DFeR" is Argentinean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384321
Thanks for telling me that, just removed him from my pixiv bookmarks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384280

those are some shitty looking lolis

[Anonymous No.]

When I delivered pizza a loli never opened the door. They were always standing nearby to grab the food and bring it to the table but that's it. There sure were a lot of odd customers and deliveries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384321
Do you have some proof? Not doubting you or anything but I'm just curious and want to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384362
For example?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384362
Tell about your oddest customer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384375
http://dfer32.deviantart.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9384382
Some of the regulars included a blind man who would often walk in (his house was across a busy street) and order a Hawaiian pizza ran through the oven twice, a guy who lived right next to the Indian reservation in a trailer who would order a pizza and wings every Friday and would always be smoking weed when I got there, and there was also a fat man who would walk in and order a personal pizza. Once had someone call in and keep forgetting the menu and his order, so I had to make up an order for him and ask if he liked it. When I got to his apartment he was sitting shirtless on the couch staring at nothing while his girlfriend paid. I never realized just how many people actually smoked weed before I had the job. I'd say about 65% of the customers houses smelled of weed and 5/7 coworkers smoked, including the boss. I actually went into his house once (helping carry groceries in with his wife) and his house smelled like weed and he had a bunch of distilled water jugs all over.

Coworkers were equally weird. Boss was infatuated with guns and after a string of robberies ended up sleeping in the store with a rifle. Everytime we'd make dough, one of them would molest the dough as if it were a gigantic ass, squeezing it and fingering it. Everytime I'd take a call the cashier girl would stand nearby trying to hear me talk and she once walked in on me while changing. Numerous times people got locked in the fridge as a joke and you could hear them yelling and pounding on the doors to be let out. With the light off it was pitch dark inside. Anything with anchovies was treated as if it were toxic. We had to take a new pizza cutter after cutting a pie that contained them and we'd do rock paper scissors to see who had to take it.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, and there was also a really old man who would occasionally order. His apartment smelt heavily of smoke, he stuttered as he spoke and his hands shook so badly he would ask me to write in the tip for him, only able to provide a signature.

Drivers were supposed to carry no more than $20 but often times the bosses were too lazy to take the money from you so you ended up walking around with hundreds of dollars in your pocket.

[Anonymous No.]

no l*wdness ``please''!