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938051 No.938051 [Reply] [Original]

What keeps you here? What prevents you from ending it all.

Anyone else who can't give an answer?

>> No.938054

Touhou

>> No.938055

Gravity.

>> No.938057

Because one day, I want to have a loli daughter. I don't know if it will ever happen, but I've always wanted to be a father.

>> No.938056

Immortal

>> No.938059
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938059

I joined a cul-er, establishment. Would you like to join us, brother?

>> No.938061

Debt.

>> No.938064

>>938055

This made me lol.

>> No.938067

>>938061
Death eliminates all debt and loans.

>> No.938068
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938068

>>What keeps you here? What prevents you from ending it all.

Manami Konishi

>> No.938075

I enjoy living too much to want to die. There's so much to look forward to, more anime, more games, learning Japanese so I can one day stand in Akihabara and buy more anime and more games and read doujins in Japanese.

Life is so goddamn good, I love it.

>> No.938087

friends, a social life, Tohou, porn, beer, tits , really the list goes on

>> No.938089

Fanfiction.

There are about five good unfinished fanfics on the internet, which is all of them. Once they're done and nothing else's popped up, I'm gone.

>> No.938092

Waiting for the day I get caught looking at loli. I think it will be really funny yet really shitty at the same time. Has this happened to any of you?

>> No.938096

I'm too much of a faggot to go through with it.

>> No.938104

I'm afraid of death.

>> No.938137

I ask myself that a lot. In the end I just tell myself I am not thinking properly because I am a faggot sissy who cries himself to sleep.

>> No.938141

masturbation

>> No.938145

>>938092
I'm worried about getting caught looking at hentai in general.

>> No.938148

Cowardice and procrastination.

>> No.938157

A woman with a typewriter.

>> No.938163

intrinsic desire to survive

>> No.938176

The illusion that I can make something out of myself.
Masturbation.

>> No.938178

What's with all these happy replies? What is this "life is good" faggotry? A social life? Fanfiction? What the fuck is going on here?This thread better be composed of all trolls.

>> No.938187

No matter how bad life gets, at least you aren't a starving African child with AIDS from all the times you were anally raped.

If those kids aren't killing themselves, why should I?

>> No.938192

>>938178
We're not all emo kids. Just because we're loser social outcasts doesn't mean we can't be happy about it.

>> No.938193

>>938176

This pretty much sums it up for me.

>> No.938195

I like to enter random irc chats and confess my pedo ways. It makes for a good troll, but the best part is sometimes I'll meet people who agree with me about the lolis and it gives me hope. The world isn't really that bad of a place.

>> No.938194

>>938187
This is a troll.

>> No.938199

I enjoy being alive.

>> No.938197

>>938192
Keep telling yourself that and you'll be in Gensokyo.

>> No.938200
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>>938187
Because they're going to grow up to be shounen heroes, what's your life going to amount too?

>> No.938204

Enjoying every day.
Life is really better now. Looking forward to what the next day will bring is good.

And hope of escaping from this hell hole soon.

>> No.938210

I want to make the world a better place.

>> No.938212

>>938204
Your threads keep me alive.

>> No.938218

The probably futile hope that my recently started regimen of penis jelqing and stretching will actually work, so I don't have to live with a 5 inch pecker.

>> No.938221

I can't think of anything that's painless, epic and easy to carry out.

>> No.938223

>>938212

No they don't. You're just too much of a coward to end yourself.

>> No.938231

I find enjoyment in things that are not social interaction.

>> No.938232

>>938223
ISN'T IT SAD?

>> No.938239

I troll. A lot. I like to use emoticons like

^_________________________^

and

XDDDDDDDD

and sometimes I talk about how shit was SO cash. You guys are too easy to troll. It's kind of sad really. In reality, love you all.

game, you lost, etc.

>> No.938242

Because Anonymous of Croatia told me to have a nice day. I don't want to betray his trust.

>> No.938248

>>938242
>Croatia

>> No.938246

>>938221
I hear ODing on heroin is painless and you'll probably have a good time.
>>938242
>Croatia
What

>> No.938252

>>938246
Too expensive and not epic enough.

>> No.938254

I'm rather partial to a good bit of schadenfreude, so I look forward to quite a few events. My main one is seeing imperialist scum amerikkka's economy crashing and burning when they decide to attack Iran. Oil is going to sky-rocket.

>> No.938262

>>938221
You can only choose two.

[_] painless
[_] epic
[_] easy to carry out

>> No.938264

>>938252

> Dramatic endings aren't fit for people like us. - Yamazaki

>> No.938275

>>938271
I'm not going to start working just so I can kill myself.

>> No.938270

>>938264
I don't know about that, NHK's ending seemed to come straight out of a soap drama.

>> No.938271

>>938252
Too expensive? What the fuck. You're killing yourself, why should that matter?

>> No.938279

>>938271
Because even if you're going to die; money just doesn't appear out of nowhere.

>> No.938274

>>938271
I'm not going to start working just so I can kill myself.

>> No.938280

>>938279
>>938274
If homeless people can get it, so can you.

>> No.938281

a

>> No.938286

>>938280
Homeless people get donations and stop it -- faggot.

>> No.938283

>>938281
Go back to b&

>> No.938288

>>938286
Whore yourself.

>> No.938292

I'm going to sage this thread for livejournal without reading through it. not that it ill have any effect.

>> No.938299

>>938271
This. I actually had a wonderful idea for suicide a few years ago.

You know all those free credit card offers and such? One day, I would just sign up for all of them. I would then use them to spend a day like a king; buy the most expensive suit, go to the most expensive restaurants, hire the most expensive prostitute, rent the most expensive hotel room, and order the most expensive wine. Finally, from a suite overlooking the city, the night illuminated by the world below, I would put a bullet through my head.

I'm not sure it would work in the current economic climate.

>> No.938302

>>938292
Age for gaywad.

>> No.938308

>>938292

Shut up Sion.

>> No.938329

>>938299
The problem with that though is you're still in control of dying or not. If you get cold feet you're stuck with mucho bills, however it's still a choice, unlike say, jumping out of a plane without a parachute and changing your mind mid-way down.

>> No.938367

>>938329

There's always those debt settling companies, but you'll still have a shit load of of stuff to pay, because t o actually sign up for those you need to have a certain amount of debt 20,000$ or something I forget. Even then, at that point I think most people would feel like killing themselves because they'll lose everything they own. Also, if you jump out of a plane without a parachute, then changing your mind won't make a difference because your already fucked.

>> No.938387

>>938292

Shouldn't you feel right at home?

>> No.938405

>>938367

Are you serious? It's called rolling, ya retard. Didn't you learn from OoT?

>> No.938411

My life isn't really that bad right now, plus my family would be pretty sad if I killed myself, my mom especially.

So I stay alive.

>> No.938434

Someday, I shall make mai waifu real. I refuse to die before then.

>> No.938462

>>938299
Except if you did all that you might end up going, "Goddamn this was fucking fun. I don't really want to kill myself now."

>> No.938464

>>938434
I believe you have found the secret to immortality.

>> No.938468

>>938462

And then the bills would come in.

>> No.938473

I keep floating and watching the magnificent scenery, until I fall or go flying away I'll keep on here.

>> No.938480
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938480

Wow, /jp/. I expected better from you.

I don't direct my negative emotions inward at myself or outward at others. In retrospect, this was a bit of a bad idea. Over my teenage years, my angst and spite has condensed into a semi-intelligent creature that lives entirely in my mind. This creature is under my control. It is a weapon to me, and little more. It thrives off of suffering and hate.

The advantages of this are innumerable. For one, I have not a drop of hate in me because it all goes to that creature. This makes me a happy, upbeat person all of the time! You should try it, Anonymous!

>> No.938487

>>938067
Actually it doesn't, they get transferred to your next of kin. Best inheritance ever.

Personally, the only thing that keeps me going is that I've got no reason to believe that any kind of afterlife would be any less boring than this life is.

>> No.938520

>>938487
There is no afterlife.

>> No.938523

>>938480
wow that is interesting. does this monster happen to be named fsm?

>> No.938524

>>938464
;_;

>> No.938532

>>938523
Hey, don't call it a monster. That's mean.

>> No.938554

I have a lot of things to do and I am pursuing someone. Plus, I'd feel bad if I made someone sad if I die.

>> No.938574

>>938554
Stalking or in a socially acceptable manner?

>> No.938597

>>938574
Stalking isn't socially acceptable?

>> No.938599

>>938597
It's generally frowned upon by the ignorant members of society. ;_;

>> No.938606

>>938599
Stalking is creepy, but harmless. Just don't think like a crazy cultist and you'll be fine.

>> No.938615

>>938606
But I know that she loves me, she just hasn't realised it yet. We are meant to be together, however her 'boyfriend' is poisoning her mind against me, turning her against me with every passing minute they are left alone together... I can't allow this to continue on.

>> No.938623

>>938089
Which five?

>> No.938744

>>938623
http://members.iinet.net.au/~aceywacey/pokemon.htm

This was fucking awesome when I was sixteen.

>> No.938755

not /jp/ related, you twats

>> No.938756

I can't kill myself; I'm the only person I'm certain deserves to live.

>> No.939024

Suicide = Cowards way out. Face your problems like an adult. There is always an answer. For those in debt there are programs that will help you get out of debt.

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939069

Code Geass. Seriously. I love this show so much that just waiting for the next ridiculous plot twist has given me more incentive to live than anything else for the past several years.

>> No.939078

Why would I want to kill myself? My life is fucking sweet. I never have to deal with another human being and I get to do what I want when I want. Literally the only way my life could be better is if I won an obscene amount of money, or if I suddenly got better genetics and could become a badass street fighter or something. Everything else is already ideal.

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