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Why do teens love this overrated marxist hippy.

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A liberal homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.

”Before the class begins," he demanded, "you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.
ps: close the borders

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>>9379406
because GOOD pop scientists are for nigger lovers and weebs

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>>9379416
I've always hated this quote. It's pretty stupid to say HERP DERP SCIENCE ROCKS WE NEED TO GET OVER ROMANTIC SUPERSTITIOUS I'M A ``SKEPTIC'' LOOK AT ME then to say OH WAIT BUT STUPID POETIC BULLSHIT SELLS? OH I GUESS THERE'S SOME MAGICAL QUALITY ABOUT ATOMS THAT IS IRRELEVANT PLEASE QUOTE ME NOW.

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Faith makes people stupid. Also, I like how often the bible refers to its followers as sheep meant to be guided by them.

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>>9379422
Epic ennoticement, bro. Posting that shit to my Tumblr right now.

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>The Voyager Golden Records are phonograph records which were included aboard both Voyager spacecraft, which were launched in 1977. They contain sounds and images selected to portray the diversity of life and culture on Earth

>The contents of the record were selected for NASA by a committee chaired by Carl Sagan

>The second audio section ("Greetings in 55 Languages") contains spoken greetings in the following 55 languages: ...Polish, Esperanto, Hebrew, Portuguese, French, Spanish...

seriously...French?

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>>9379435
the aliens need to know who to destroy first am i right guys or what

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this not related to otaku culture.

please delete your thread.

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>>9379422
Nice quote dude, posting to le reddit ftw

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>>9379440
Try and make me, pussy

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>>9379445
Don't push me faglord.

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>>9379445
don't bully :o(