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9374390 No.9374390 [Reply] [Original]

When you kill yourself to get to Gensokyo, you have to kill yourself in a way that relates to the touhou you want to be with or else you won't be teleported there.

For example, if you want to be with Okuu you need to die from radiation poisoning to get there.

Now that you know this is the case, which way do you kill yourself?

>> No.9374400
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9374400

Freeze to death, obviously.

>> No.9374404
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9374404

I read myself to death.

>> No.9374416

Uh...kill myself with carrots, somehow...

>> No.9374426

>>9374416
Choke on a carrot would work.

>> No.9374433
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9374433

I hang myself.

>> No.9374435
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9374435

Take drugs until I start seeing people as monsters.
Acquire a weapon, destroy the monsters until they destroy me.

>> No.9374446
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9374446

Choke on sunflower seeds

>> No.9374455

I need to see yuyuko.

So..i kill myself for sealing an evil tree ? or i kill myself tyring to ressurect myself after killing myself sealing en evil tree ?

>> No.9374462

>>9374426
That makes sense, thank you!

>> No.9374465
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9374465

Crucify myself

>> No.9374468

Probably get shot trying to break out of somewhere. Or get smashed by space rocks, that could work.

>>9374455
You could try getting hit by a tree.

>> No.9374469
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9374469

I like a lot of Touhous! I would have to die because of playing online games too much!

>> No.9374482
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9374482

Die with the ship

>> No.9374483
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9374483

Piece of cake.
I'LL SEE YOU NERDS ON THE OTHER SIDE!

>> No.9374499
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9374499

Okuu would not want me to harm myself though. She'd be very sad. Surely there is another method.

>> No.9374493
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9374493

Overdose of coffee and sleeping pills mixed with other medicines! And this is something I'm planning to do!

>> No.9374504

>>9374469
Buront was a pretty cool Touhou.

>> No.9374524
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9374524

Die with half my body in white and the other, black.

>> No.9374527

>>9374524
Oh shit, it's Two-Face.

>> No.9374537
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>>9374504
Yes he is! He is one of best Touhous!

>> No.9374541
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9374541

Easy Modo: Die in my sleep.

>> No.9374565 [DELETED] 
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9374565

Get killed by a shrine maiden while reading a book.

>> No.9374651
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9374651

I don't really know. I can't manipulate my own bad luck, or ...spin myself to death?

>> No.9374673
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9374673

Burn myself outside during winter.

>> No.9374801
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9374801

Looks like the wind will push me off of something really tall.

>> No.9374822
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9374822

spin really fast

>> No.9374834
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9374834

time to jump in a fire then

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>>9374390
i...guess i...just go 'kyu'? and then 'boom'?
i guess i'll just detonate myself...

in before secondary level 2hu

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>>9374915
Strangle yourself with Christmas lights.

>> No.9375106
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9375106

choke on noodur

>> No.9375121
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9375121

So I should stab myself in the neck and bleed to death?

>> No.9375134
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>>9374801
We might have a problem here.

>> No.9375139 [DELETED] 

>>9375134
You have to die from being gangbang by 60 niggers.

>> No.9375211
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9375211

Drown in a swamp perhaps? Either that or relate my death to her defeat and let myself get choked out by some gay vines.

>> No.9375219

>>9375211
You have to die from licking a poisonous frog.

>> No.9375274
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9375274

Die from going SANIC speeds

>> No.9375273

I have a question

How do you guys love 2hus so much if almost no canon information on them exists? How is it possible to form such a bond with something that you know almost nothing about?

>> No.9375292

>>9375273
Don't be silly and pretend there's no canon. There's lots of reading material outside of the games that develop the characters.

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>>9374801
You could jump off of a building on a day when it's really windy.
Or get caught in a tornado.
Or stand in the middle of a hurricane.

>> No.9375322

>>9375273
Do you mean why do we like it or what is there to like? There is reading material and such, and Gensokyo in general is a fairly personal experience. For the first question, when I really like something, it's a pretty instant and rather obsessive pull. My favorite was someone who drew me in very quickly and was the main reason I actually played the games. I was laser-focused on hers until I could reasonably defeat her.

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>>9375139

>> No.9375345

>>9375331
Thanks for responding :3

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9375436

kill myself on the mexican border

>> No.9375489

I could drown myself or get killed by a machine.

>> No.9375508

>>9375436
between mexico and guatamala?

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>>9375134
And this problem is already solved. Picture is related.

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9380904

How would I meet Toyohime? Get stomped on?

>>9374651
Get hit by a meteorite, or in something equally unlikely. Unfortunately you have a 50% chance of meeting Chen instead.

>> No.9381354

Burn my self ofc

>> No.9381385

You have to choke on cock to get to Sanae

>> No.9381405

how do i meet chen

>> No.9381448
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9381448

Will i meet Futo if i die during RADICAL BOATING while listening to the Beastie Boys and striking an awesome pose?

Is that rad enough?

>> No.9381453

>>9381405
Die in a horrifying bicycle accident

>> No.9381494

>>9381453
honk honk

>> No.9381501
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9381501

Do I have to steal a corpse or get my corpse stolen?

>> No.9381508

>>9381501
i'll steal your corpse for you anon kun

>> No.9381514

>>9381508
Thanks. I'll post my location on /jp/ before opening a portal

>> No.9381515

get attacked by a pack of rabid dogs
or die of rabies

>> No.9381546

if i wanted to meet ran would i have to die from something computer related?

>> No.9381561

>>9381546

Die from eating too much tofu.

>> No.9381680

>>9374400

have fun with Letty

>> No.9381705
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9381705

die of old age

(run out of time)

>> No.9381706

I don't, for I already have a touhou tulpa.

>> No.9381710 [SPOILER] 
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9381710

I would die of poverty I suppose

>> No.9381715

Point a finger up during a lightning storm and hope I get hit.

>> No.9381726
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9381726

Heart attack.

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>>9381726
I will have to stick my finger into an electrical socket

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9381798

Drowning in cum or choking to death on a large cock.

>> No.9381803

>>9381798
I can help you with that anon~

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