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9370876 No.9370876 [Reply] [Original]

What are the weirdest things/places you've jacked off on, in, or around?

I've jacked off into a canister of cashews and I jerked off inside an old burnt down building before.

>> No.9370880

Into a woman.

>> No.9370881

>>9370880
get out of /jp/

>> No.9370884

This is what you're asking for when you want an imouto.

>> No.9370890

>I was a lesbian but now I'm bi
I told you about the confusion stuff. But that one angry girl who always posted in YuruYuri threads won't listen. You just don't know what crazy turns a girl's sexuality will take in puberty.

>> No.9370888
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in2 ur mum LOL wierd bcuz shes FAT XDDDDDDDDDD

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9370889

youve posted about that building before?
or maybe it was someone else

>> No.9370892
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>>9370891

>> No.9370894

>>9370889
I think i might have, very perceptive of you.

>> No.9370891

>>9370888
Go to /a/, nerd.

>> No.9370896

In a back alley.

>> No.9370900

I fapped in church once, in the bathroom of course.

>> No.9370902

>>9370888
Am I crazy, or are these images getting worse?
Not as in they've been played-out, but the actual macros aren't as funny.

>> No.9370904

>>9370902
That is because they are made by /a/ and /v/ and not /jp/.

>> No.9370905

>>9370891
Get a load of this newfaglet

>> No.9370907

>>9370902
I think the original ones were all made by the same person who has a much better sense of the ironic humor behind them. The recent ones are all copycats, of course they'd be inferior. Some of them are only one or two lines. No effort at all.

>> No.9370911

A few times in the forest next to my old school and once at a beach in Sweden, next to a lighthouse, during a wedding.

>> No.9370915
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Back when I was in school I sometimes skipped classes for various reasons.
Since I didn't want my parents to know, I would just wander around town or ride the bus all morning or hide some place else.
So one day it was pretty cold and I didn't have a bus ticket or something I think so I went into a random apartment block and sat down on the stairs somewhere near the basement and started to read random articles and newspapers that lay on the floor there.
For some reason I got super horny and started masturbating through my pants and when I was about to come I ran down the stairs and came on the elevator door. Of course I immediately fled the scene.

>> No.9370920

>>9370915
>Since I didn't want my parents to know, I would just wander around town or ride the bus all morning or hide some place else.
I used to do this too. Good times...

>> No.9370928

The weirdest thing i have jacked off into/on would be me!
As for weird places i dont usually do lewd things to myself anywhere else but home, but i guess it would have to be that place.

>> No.9370931

>>9370928
Your mouth or ass?

>> No.9370935

>>9370931
Mouth, im flexible enough to take it most of the way in.
I have never tried my butt, i dont think i would be able to do that. Infact is that even possible..

>> No.9370943

on a bus.

came on the back of a seat

nearly got in on a women's hair

probably one of the biggest risks of my life so far

>> No.9370944

>>9370935
You could hold your asshole open and shoot cum into the sky and try to catch it with your open ass.

>> No.9370958

I once ejaculated, collected my semen with a syringe, and then pumped it in my ass. I didn't really want to pump it in my ass once I had already came though. I just had decided on it and so followed through.

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>>9370944
Just what are you trying to make me do, that is just too lewd!
Although it would be funny to see.

>> No.9370967

>>9370959
I was just telling you how you could do it. If you're going to be lewd you might as well be as lewd as you can be.

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>>9370944
>You could hold your asshole open and shoot cum into the sky and try to catch it with your open ass.

>> No.9370979

Wanked in the big bosses office in an office building while on night watch. The other guard was sniffing powder and watching movies in a room next to it.

>> No.9370998

I jacked off on my friends pillow once, the thought of him sleeping on my rubbed in semen turned me on

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>>9370998
you are a good friend i wish i had a perverted slut friend who wanted me to sleep on his semen

>> No.9371033

Why do I identify with all those quotes in the OP's pic?
Except for Beatrice. Erika is my waifu, not Beatrice. Beatrice was great until did.

>> No.9371074

Once I woke up on a transatlantic flight with underwear full of cum. To this day I suspect someone sucked my cock while I was sleeping.

>> No.9371103

> OP's picture.
God, I forgot how stupid young girls was now. Thanks for the reminder.

>> No.9371126

>>9371103
Shut your whore mouth. She's pure, while you're a manslut.

>> No.9371145

>>9371126
Huh? Riiight... If you say so...

>> No.9371250

>>9371145
Heh, I knew it. You're an unvirgin slut.

>> No.9371476

While driving on the motorway.

>> No.9371645

In my boyfriends ass ;)

>> No.9371659

On a school bus twice when I was younger.

>> No.9371724

>>9370902

nobody has any creativity on the boards they come from, so it's shit unfunny copies of what we already have.

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