/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Did you ever create a game?

[a worthless person !Ev06XYcl12 No.]

I tried making something in RPGmaker once, but I stopped because I wasn't able to make any good art assets or music, and my sense of good game design and work ethic was lacking.

It was a case of not having the right amount of effort, and the fact that no one would have ever played/liked it that made me stop.

God forbid I ever try making a game from scratch...

[Anonymous No.]

I made a card game back when I was in middle school. Not a trading card game, but a game you just played with playing cards. I taught it to a few other students and throughout the years into high school we played it and it evolved into a fancy yet simple war game.

It's been years since I played it and I doubt anyone I taught it to even remembers. I kind of want to write a rule book. It could even be a free e-book, I just want people to play it. But every time I try to write a manual, I just suck. And if I finished it, where would I put it up on the internet, and how would I get people interested? Especially since nobody wants to play with playing cards anymore.

I could learn to program and make it a computer game, but because it's just based on playing cards, it'd be too lackluster.

[Anonymous No.]

I created /jp/.

It's a game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370241
If you give the cards a special design the game might get more attention. Maybe something like a moe anthropomorphism of the cards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370268
I don't know if that would fit, I always pictured it as being 18th century soldiers shooting it out... but I guess it could be cute girls in colonial uniforms that are too big for them, and guns that are too heavy. Or something.

I suppose if I really wanted to, I could write the manual and release it for free, and then make a custom deck if people wanted. But I don't know how to do any of that type of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370268
All he needs is some cute player avatars. Hell, he can get instant /jp/'s attention by making them Touhous. Write a backstory about how they got bored of danmaku and decided on new spellcard rules with playing cards, and all.

[Anonymous No.]

Of course I have. I've created many. And I'm making one, too. pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370296
>Beauty: 7
But beauty is in the eye of the beholder, how can you rate it? I'm not playing this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370307

And maybe she has a rating of 7 in the eyes of the MC.

I'm surprised you didn't complain about assigning intelligence a single value as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370318
I'm more surprised that Vagina is 98%. What is it 98% of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370320
A vagina, what else?

If you train your loli well, you can get it to values around 1500 - 1600%. This corresponds to a loli with 15-16 vaginas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370369

I hope you can get sponsorship from a major game developer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370369
What happens if you get a vagina to 0%? Barbie doll physique? A penis? Some heretofore unknown genitalia that is "anti-vagina"?

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, when I was 14 and making a game seemed like a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

I think if my lifespan was 1000 years I still wouldn't create anything of any worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370380
>>9370369
>>9370320

It's the genetic vaginal/anal size modifier. This, along with age, body size, progression through puberty and some other things affect the base vagina/anus size as well as the maximum they can reach before permenant tearing can occur (although stretching too fast (ie going from 1 finger to a fist in a day) will cause damage). So yeah. The measurement in % is the base modifier, and the one in a real size (inches or cm, depending on your game setting) is what it really is, after all those modiers. When it says
>anus 118%
it means that her anus should be, on average, 18% bigger than that of an another loli with "normal" vaginal genetics (ie 100%) given every other statistic and experience being the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370384
you've made me happy with your posts, that's something of a lot of worth, and it didn't take a thousand years to do, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370380
If it's at 0%, the vagina isn't present and the genital area is smooth. If it's in the negatives, the vagina and all associated reproductive structures (womb, fallopian tubes etc.) turn inside out. At 100% negative vagina rating and over, you can rape other lolis with your everted tentacle-womb.

Likewise, a 100% penis rating corresponds to one penis, a 0% penis rating denotes no penis and at negative penis levels your penis inverts into your body and you start ejaculating inside yourself. You can get pregnant from this action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370395
Except your happiness isn't worth shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370411
I went to save your image and typed "Koko" in my image folders thinking of Kokonoe, which is silly because I would need to find the Kodomo no Jikan folder. I do that a lot, typing character names before going into the main series folder. But typing "koko" got me to the Kodomo no Jikan folder anyway. So everything worked out, and I was happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370418

Tell us more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370424
You can find more on my blog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370411
I think it's worth a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

in my intro to cs class I made a game called "hold the button" for my final project. I also tried to make some tabletop rpgs but when I post them on /tg/ the turbonerds all say they suck because they include trading cards.