/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Do you ever wish that you were British?

Things sure would be different around here if I had a British accent.

[Anonymous No.]

btw im a girl

[Moe !TRONurrVj. No.]

youre only text so why would it matter?

[Anonymous No.]

Why? American > British in all ways.

[Anonymous No.]

I want cockney accent

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't loli illegal in Britain

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I were British because I feel like it'd make me a more interesting individual. Plus I like how they have royalty and there's nothing gay there about enjoying a cup of tea. I just wish British people didn't hate Americans online so much when I just want to be their friend ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I sound like a complete idiot and I hate my accent, you don't want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9368690

American accents are terrible. It's high pitched and nasally. Everyone makes fun of us. It makes me feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9368741
Don't blame America for your voice being high pitched, you sissy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9368741
Nah you are just jewish. Just kill yourself you juden scum.

[Anonymous No.]

British accents sound like shit 99% of the time, just like most accents.

You like to picture them having that charismatic supervillain tone but really they all sound like "u wot m8"

[Anonymous No.]

>British accent

RIGHT, 'ARRY
DID YA SEE THAT LUDICROUS DISPLAY LAST NIGHT?
WOT WAS WENGER THINKIN SENDING WALCOTT IN THAT EARLY?
THING ABOUT ARSENAL IS THEY ALWAYS TRYIN TO WALK IN
MIND OW YA GO

[Anonymous No.]

i don't think you should want it for the accent really, but just the fact that internet people hate americans. makes me sad :( plz dont hate me britins

[「ロリあき」 No.]

Americunts pls die

[Anonymous No.]

Fee, foh and fum
I smell the blood of a British man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9368882
:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>9368880
Considering it's bred from jealousy I don't mind all the American hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>9368887
Don't worry, the real Loliaki is a homeless American.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9368713

Only chavs hate americans online. Normal Brits just hate 13 year old on CoD, on both sides of the Atlantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9368900
That's the real one. Have you really never noticed how much he hates America? Ever since he went to Jail and a bit before that he always posted about how he hated it and how he wished he was back in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9368904
He also uses punctuation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9368682
I'm glad I'm a human being instead of a "subject."

And yes, I know Japan is a monarchy, but they elevated their monarch to godhood instead of lowering everyone else to the status of furniture.

[Anonymous No.]

What did british people sound like during sexual intercourse? Do they have any classy phrases that they commonly use during these acts?

[Anonymous No.]

No, I wish I were from glorious コレア

[Anonymous No.]

>>9368964

trnslate it weboos

[Anonymous No.]

>>9368968
Correa

[Anonymous No.]

>>9368972

IT'S SPELLED WITH A K

I WOULD KNOW, MY GRANDFATHER KILLED KOREANS

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM45TACI4H4
an average British accent.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>9368682
Things would be different if you had bad teeth?

[Anonymous No.]

What's been worse for the world, the Brits or the Swiss (with their famous offshore-type-banking industry)?

Wait, what am I nuts? The Brits. And even then, the Ruskies were probably worse by leagues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9369056

What are you blathering about, nerd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9368682
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08G4xkUkoR4

[Anonymous No.]

>>9369122

are you an irish wizard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9369129
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JD7qPsuI39

[Anonymous No.]

>>9369072
Colonial imperialism, mostly.