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Anonymous Sat Jul 14 22:43:29 2012 No.9368053 [Reply] [Original]

Would you murder a Japanese person and eat their brain if doing this would instantly give you all of their knowledge of the Japanese language?

You would be completely fluent within seconds of consuming the brain.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 22:44:14 2012 No.9368059 Only if I could reasonably get away with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 22:44:14 2012 No.9368056 sure why not

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 22:44:15 2012 No.9368060 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 22:45:14 2012 No.9368067 They'd probably understand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 22:45:29 2012 No.9368070 I wouldn't murder anyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 22:46:30 2012 No.9368074 Not even Japanese people are totally fluent in that retarded language.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 22:47:15 2012 No.9368079 Eating other people's brains doesn't give you their knowledge. It can give you some funny mortal illnesses, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 22:47:45 2012 No.9368084 would i get away with it? nevermind, i would probably get paranoid with getting caught even if i wouldn't. the answer is no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 22:48:00 2012 No.9368093 Only if I could do it without getting caught.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 22:50:00 2012 No.9368102 >>9368093 Probably this. Also, only if the Japanese person is someone not important to my interests.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 22:51:15 2012 No.9368104 I don't think I could keep the brains down. I would just keep throwing it up and I would learn nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 22:51:30 2012 No.9368106 No because that's silly and probably wouldn't happen anyway. Killing a person is pretty rash as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 22:52:15 2012 No.9368111 Where do I even find a japanese person?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 22:53:00 2012 No.9368116 >>9368111 I heard they live in a place called Japan.

Anonymous Sat Jul 14 22:55:15 2012 No.9368123

>>9368102
>Also, only if the Japanese person is someone not important to my interests.
now that i think of it, i think a better question would be:

``would Would you murder ZUN and eat his brain if doing this would instantly give you all of his knowledge of the japanese language?''

that's real dillemma. i mean, who cares about some japanese hobo?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:04:48 2012 No.9368208 No, because I'd be worried about the consequences.

Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:07:18 2012 No.9368227

I will not do this because it is not the samurai way. I follow a strict code of honor which is firmly based in samurai tradition.

I will never harm the innocent. My hands may be lethal weapons, but they can only be used in self-defense of myself or in defense of an innocent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:08:03 2012 No.9368242 >>9368116 Prove it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:16:03 2012 No.9368300 >>9368227 kensama

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:52:49 2012 No.9368561 Can I just eat some person's brains in Aokigahara?

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