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HOME ON SATURDAY NIGHT? YOU'RE FUCKING SAD, COME PLAY CHESS WITH FELLOW /jp/ERS

www.lichess.org

>> No.9366755

http://lichess.org/oqnbm58m

>> No.9366756

im a girl, btw

>> No.9366760

I'm a >>>/tg/ btw

>> No.9366774

how do i into chess?

>> No.9366787

http://lichess.org/roxmkwu9

>> No.9366800

I love chess someone play me. I probably suck though because the only strategy game i have been playing lately is risk online.

>> No.9366804

>>9366800
http://lichess.org/cxkvheoi

Come, anon.

>> No.9366805

Get your western trash to >>>/tg/

>> No.9366833

>>9366805
>chess
>western

>> No.9366834

unbalanced and worse fanbase

>> No.9366875
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You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

The more sophisticated the game, the more sophisticated the opponent.

>> No.9366892

Sorry but I prefer checkers

>> No.9366886
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9366886

http://lichess.org/1mleil0x

>> No.9366903

>>9366833
Dude shut the fuck up, may have originated in India, but it's been played in Europe for hundreds of years.

Wait what kind of point am I making

>> No.9366905

>>9366892
Me too.
You're the first person I've seen say this online.

>> No.9366913

>>9366834

>worse fanbase

Indeed.

>Fischer was freed early Thursday after nine months' detention in Japan, where he had been held by authorities for trying to leave the country using an invalid U.S. passport.

>Even minutes after his release in Tokyo, Fischer remained defiant and at one point he unzipped his pants and acted as if he were going to urinate on a wall at the airport.

>> No.9366910

I don't know how to play chess.

>> No.9366919

>>9366892
>>9366905
>>9366910
Retards

>> No.9366926

>>9366919
frig off, cyberbully.

>> No.9366929

>>9366926
Go bullycide yourself queerlord

>> No.9366936

Non-Japanese Visual Novels go on /v/vg/
Non-Japanese Traditional Games go on /jp/

What's the point of having topic boards if anything can go on /jp/?

>> No.9366938

http://lichess.org/cxi76kit

Elementary School Chess Club Tier

>> No.9366943

>>9366919
Simpler games are better because they require more skill. Any autist can comb through a D&D sourcebook with a calculator and "min-max", but it takes serious brainpower to excel at a game like Checkers or Go.

>> No.9366947

>>9366913
He had good reason to be upset

>> No.9366963

http://lichess.org/v0goqzcv

I know how the pieces move more or less rape my face tier

>> No.9366967

>>9366943
>Simpler games are better because they require more skill.
Only if the games they're "simpler" than have nothing but false complexity. When options in the game can be almost totally disregarded in optimal play, they add very little to a game's complexity, even if the options are there. The metagame of chess is far more complex than that of checkers. I don't know enough about Go to say anything about its complexity.

>> No.9366988

But if we flip the chessboard over...

>> No.9366998

http://lichess.org/n85qfzux

Humble, but skilled player tier

>> No.9367059
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9367059

>The other player has left the game.

Fuck.

I'm quoting the game console

>> No.9367071
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>> No.9367078

>>9367059
I said I didn't know how to play, asshole.
This is why I hate chess and chess players.

>> No.9367096

>>9366805
But Chess is objectively superior to any strategic Asian game.

>> No.9367098

>>9366967
Go is a good example actually because it's full of complex possibilities that people have named and quantified. It's not "false complexity" because it's real strategy and techniques built on top of simpler concepts.

http://senseis.xmp.net/

Learn this shit, yo.

>> No.9367100

>>9367078
>can't play
>start playing
I mean, its just like in the mahjong threads, read up on how to play first.

>> No.9367104

>>9367096
What's your point? We have a board for Traditional Games, it's called /tg/

>> No.9367118

>>9367104
Why don't you go bitch on the Mahjong threads too?

>> No.9367127

>>9367078
Chill out, anonymous. You played well for someone who couldn't play in the first place, I'm not angry or anything.

http://lichess.org/ixprgm4r

>> No.9367128

>>9367100
Fuck you

>> No.9367133

>>9367118
Mahjong is played in Japan like handegg is played in America.

What's next? Checkers generals? ADD campaings? QUEST threads on /jp/?

>> No.9367148

>>9367133
Mahjong is a traditional game.

Can you fuck off now, please?

>> No.9367163

Is there a way to play Battleship online? I loved that game when I was little

>> No.9367165

>>9367096
Chess is Asian

>> No.9367189

http://lichess.org/zsffxl61

2nd place in 4th grade Chess Tournament tier

>> No.9367190

http://lichess.org/jj15qkan

I wish I was playing Blacklight:Retribution tier

Timer is set to 4+1

>> No.9367192

>>9367190

>COD clone

Holy shit you have shit taste

>> No.9367195

>>9367165
>Indians
>Asian

>> No.9367204

"Touge is Japanese, therefore touge racing goes on /jp/ instead of /o/"

Welcome to /jp/ - My friends are here/Random

>> No.9367227

>>9367195
Right, Indians are obviously European

>> No.9367228

>>9367195
>Indians
>not south asian

>> No.9367243

>>9367228
/jp/ - Asian Culture

>> No.9367257

>>9367228
South asians are spics.

>> No.9367259

>>9367243
I was just disputing the claim that indians are not asian.

>> No.9367264

>>9367227
Yes, they are caucasian.

>> No.9367268

>>9367264
Somalians are caucasian

>> No.9367270

>>9367264
>>>/stormfront/

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FUCKING PAKI'S!!!!!

>> No.9367351

Please be gentle.

http://lichess.org/a3i2pm72

>> No.9367368

how can i make a room without having some rando joining it? i want to play with /jp/

>> No.9367380 [DELETED] 

http://en.lichess.org/ekwvzht6ouod

>> No.9367426

>>9367368
Chess with me /jp/er!
http://lichess.org/0e4saskp

>> No.9367433

>>9367368
Choose play with a friend

http://lichess.org/rweyjbhx

>> No.9367460

http://lichess.org/kc4o1p2g
I have no idea how this game works.

>> No.9367493

http://lichess.org/5euzf8bz

havent played chess in years tier

>> No.9367507
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9367507

lel ima attach a 2hu picture and its jp related

>> No.9367523

>>9367507
lel

>> No.9367731

Fuck. I know I'm the better player, but one bad twitch of my hand and I accidentally lost my queen. It's become an uphill battle that I think I'm losing

>> No.9368206

>>9367731

tell me more about yourself

>> No.9368236

http://lichess.org/b9z82pyb

nitori tier

>> No.9368264

That’s it. I’m sick of all this “Masterwork Bastard Sword” bullshit that’s going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that’s about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I’m pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)

1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)

2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don’t you think?

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9368267

http://lichess.org/pq23yb73

Lewd images tier.

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>>9368264

>> No.9368334

I don't know how to play chess.

>> No.9368337

really unfortunate the site refuses to support the latest firefox

>> No.9368344

>>9368337

Unless you are referring to Nightly, I just played a game on the newest version of stable.

>> No.9368349

>>9368334
If the king doesn't move, then his subjects won't follow

>> No.9368392

>>9368344
13.0.01

My laptop's browser also prompts the error. It might be an unrelated regional issue or something.

>> No.9368417

>>9368392

That's odd, you wouldn't have any addons that mess with it would you?
I wouldn't think that would be the case.

>> No.9368435

http://lichess.org/5jg4rbmi

I don't know how to play

>> No.9368444

http://en.lichess.org/ll5s9rsn7sjs

Used to be good as a little boy tier

>> No.9368462

http://lichess.org/i3xmnr29

get owned nerd

>> No.9368467

are there any beginner guides that explain basic strategies and things to look for? I used to go to my school's chess club but I barely knew anything more than how the pieces move so I just got bodied by the regular members.

>> No.9368477

>>9368417
Apparently not. Disabled everything and reloaded with the issues. T-thank you for your assistance though!

Any other canada people having problems with the site?

>> No.9368484

http://en.lichess.org/new/jjtz0jfkiw07

Beginner here.

>> No.9368487

Let's play a game or two.
5+5

http://lichess.org/vgq0247h

>> No.9368500

>>9368444
I was the champ too back in 3rd grade. There was a kid who even brought his own fancy chess set who I had to reduce to tears after he challenged me.

>> No.9368505

Something went wrong.

http://lichess.org/zv1acsn4

>> No.9368512

http://lichess.org/19fd8ks9

high level

>> No.9368522

>>9368500

When I was in grade three things weren't so civilised.
We used to have 'rock wars' which involved two groups throwing rocks at each other from either sides of a clearing in some trees.
I had a fair chunk of my shin taken out one time.

>> No.9368535

http://lichess.org/t62or777

>> No.9368552

>>9368522
Are you a slav

>> No.9368564

http://lichess.org/tqkmyxoe

>> No.9368568

>>9368552

Strangely not. I'm Australian but I wouldn't say that is representative as it was a small town school with poor student supervision.
I was in more fights in primary school than I have been in the rest of my life.

>> No.9368570

>>9368500
I used to rape the adults in my citys chess club. I only got outplayed by one dude who was rated 2500. Then I quit because I would've had to learn some theory to get any better, and I thought that was fucking lame.

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gg

I got owned.

http://lichess.org/h6snvm1b

>> No.9368580

>>9368570

That's the spirit.

>> No.9368593

>>9368574

http://lichess.org/o9xbmoa2

>> No.9368673

Just butting in to tell you Jerry's 1 minute tournament videos are generally fucking hilarious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBiw-NnWPo0
I can play if someone hosts

>> No.9368678

>>9368673

I've seen that guy stream several times, he's wicked good and surprisingly not very autistic

>> No.9368691

narhwal is from jp?

>> No.9368840

http://lichess.org/16cvwfdz

1 minute to each side game.

>> No.9368867

http://lichess.org/78f0d285

1+0

>> No.9368886

http://lichess.org/kcnb6b41

>> No.9368894

mother fucking cpu is bullshit

>> No.9368903

http://lichess.org/vbym2rrf

>> No.9368955

http://lichess.org/sinqdotr

>> No.9368975

www.lichess.org

>> No.9368970

these blitz games are boring if people are just gonna time lose every game

>> No.9368979
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9368979

http://lichess.org/rd7jeg6n

prepare ur anus

>> No.9369005

>>9368970
I find them extremely useful to practice since you must be extra aware of what is happening and you can play many of them in a small amount of time.

>> No.9369047
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>>9368979

>> No.9369112

http://lichess.org/uwj8lrdx

No timer, serious people only!

>> No.9369515

http://lichess.org/zlwo98cc

>> No.9370253

http://lichess.org/zq0w6vgo

no scrubs

>> No.9370284

>>9370253
Randomly left?

New match for anyone: http://lichess.org/7kuyyjka

>> No.9370288

http://lichess.org/mvlrrqu4

Uh...I'm not good at chess, but i'm bored. If you join, don't expect a challenge, okay...?

>> No.9370344

>>9370284
Connection errors. I assumed they were mutual.

...gomenesai

>> No.9372150

http://lichess.org/juqe5958

No other way to start the day other than a chess match tier.

>> No.9375154

http://lichess.org/p74hn6nc

Y-You wont beat me Anonymous!

>> No.9375220

Why is this thread still alive? Fuck off to /tg/

>> No.9375823
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9375823

People can write algorithms for chess, Play Riichi Mahjong

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