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9366518 No.9366518 [Reply] [Original]

Who is your non-Touhou shmup/STG waifu? Husbandos are fine too.

>> No.9366529

>HURR DURR FUCK U QUEERFAGS IDENTIFYING AS BULLSHITE CIS 4 LYF MEN SHOULD BE MEN WHO MARRY WOMEN ALL THIS ALTERNATIVE IDENTITY STUFF IS GHEY
>I'm in love with a cartoon character! Uguu~! ^___^

Quoting /jp/.

>> No.9366526

DFK Operator. No question, no hesitation.

>> No.9366537

>>9366529
FUCK CIS SCUM
GAY NEET PRIDE WORLDWIDE

>> No.9366545

I don't play non touhou STG.

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>>9366526
Why not Daifukkatsu stage 3 boss hohoho


>>9366518
Anyway A.I from DFK too bad I blow her up all day.

>> No.9366562

Shotia hands down.

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>>9366526
Why not Daifukkatsu stage 3 boss hohoho.

>>9366518
Anyway A.I from DFK too bad I blow her up all day.
Also the ship I would love to pilot is Raiden MKII. Because It can also somehow use jet engines in space.

>> No.9366572
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Mai husbando

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>>9366572
Poser best Great Mahou Daisakusen! Everyone knows BlackHeart is the best Raizing/Eighting anyway.

>> No.9366595

>>9366572
>>9366581
you are all a shit on dimahoo

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These Saidaioujo gals are way too lewd.

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Ridiculous amounts of fan art has been produced for this game already.

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Would you?

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Get a load of these faggots.

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>>9366685
That guys face is bigger than Casper.

Best SDOJ is TYPE B just like in DFK..

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>>9366705
>That guys face is bigger than Casper.
Shamefur display

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>>9366710
Didnt notice it was the graveyard stage boss without his scars.

Captain Mozzarella is a cooler guy anyway

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I bought Akai Katana on release day the only thing I did was instrall the game and thats that...

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>> No.9366796

All of these girls are really good looking, I know what I'm buying on pay day

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>> No.9366820

>>9366796
What are you buying?

>> No.9366821

>>9366529
We come here to escape reality, nobody cares about your sexuality here.

Or at least that's how it used to be.

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>> No.9366831

>>9366529
>I'm in love with a cartoon character! Uguu~! ^___^
Fuck you

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>> No.9366836

>>9366820
A brand new saxophone since mine is pretty worn down and not so good.

>> No.9366846

>>9366836
I overheard some guys talking about saxophones yesterday.
It was pretty gay, they say the key to starting was to know how to blow good. My cock twitched.

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>> No.9366849

I don't know about wives or nothing but Hikari from saidaijoubu gives me hella bone.

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Best Daifukkatsu

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>> No.9369415

wch 2hu u fuq?

>> No.9369434

Thanks to Rising Star for making this game playable on a NTSC console, but you still can't access the DLC.

I really wanted to try the Ketsui crossover game too...

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Faintear on the middle.

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Is that even a question?

Picture related.

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>> No.9370855

>waifu
>non-touhou

I think i'm going to puke

>> No.9371831

>>9370855
Yo momma puked after giving birth to you

>> No.9371875
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Hibachi-chan
(aka shooty 3.0)

>> No.9372138

>>9370855
Who needs 2hus when you got Hikari?

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>> No.9372175

>>9370855
this

>> No.9373211
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Best Otomedius

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Best Senko Ronde

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Best Battle Garegga

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Reco, Shotia gets the second place.

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>>9366753
Type B is the best Akai Katana

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>>9373349
It doesnt like my 4:3 display though il have to get a new monitor with a nice foot soon

I can get this one for 110 euros
http://youtu.be/MknUvn-R3VI?t=1m21s
also best ESPRADE

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best gunbird

>> No.9373779

why the goverment let little girl pilot their spaceship

>> No.9373799

Hirow.

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Best CAVE.

>> No.9374279

>>9373779
They are not the pilot silly. Pilot is player

>> No.9374301
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Which vehicle would you operate?

>> No.9374317

I think the worst part about shmup fanboys is that they're basically /v/'s equivalent of hipsters. They come in here with their shitty obscure arcade games from 1995 that nobody's even heard of, and act as if they're the most epic games ever made. They talk about the forgettable music, horrendously outdated gameplay (there's a reason shmups aren't a big genre anymore), and DEEP scoring systems on games that nobody else here gives two fucks about. They'll use their in-clique terms amongst each other in a desperate attempt to sound sophisticated and leet to everyone else. And why? To be cool on the internet. Don't bother mentioning that shmups as a whole are terrible- this only makes them cooler for liking something so obscure and disliked.

Better yet, most of them have a severe case of unwarranted self-importance. Acting like you're superior over video game abilities is retarded in its own right, but they take it to a whole new level. They've actually deluded themselves into thinking that it takes far more skill to play the same level again and again against a predictable AI opponent than competing with other players on say, a fighting game or FPS. Once you get them mad by pointing out their faggotry, they'll immediately start rageposting about how you "can't handle the difficulty" and how their shitty genre is "too advanced for modern gamers". You'd think that these kind of retro-goggle retards would have died out a long time ago, but this sadly isn't the case. When you throw in their tendency to be headband-toting japanophiles, you get some of the worst posters this side of 4chan.

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>>9374317
1995, that was a cool year.

>> No.9374407

>>9374317
wch gladius wud u fuq?

>> No.9374528

>>9374317
Tournament-worthy fighting games and RTS are actually much harder to play at an elite level than any one shmup. First-person shooters are for people who can't handle complex games.

But as far as single-player games go, shmups are at the top of the skill heap, and they are indeed too advanced for PlayStation kiddies.

>> No.9374564

>>9374317
The Steam generation doesn't even want to play good games like Quake 3. They only want to play their clumsy point and click poop.

``CPMA dueling? N-no thank you!''
　　　　　　　　　- anonymous '`gamer'', 2012

>> No.9374786

fugggg was is dis shitee?

>> No.9374800

>>9374564
Video games are for children.

>> No.9374805

>>9374564
I own all the Quake games on steam and even Jamestown which is probably the only STG on steam, at least that I know of.

I'd play Quake 3 with you.

>> No.9374823

>>9374528
>implying that RTS games require skill

LoL, heralded as the best casual online game on the market, begs to differ.

>> No.9374833

>>9374805

Jamestown is the shittiest shmup on steam, there's Gundemonium Collection and Satazius.

>> No.9374844

>>9374833
I think your headband is on a little too tight.

>> No.9374866

>>9374823
LoL is not an RTS. AoE is an RTS, Starcraft, Warcraft, are RTS, Warbreeds, is an RTS. Just because you control units similar to how you control them in actual RTS does not make LoL one. Metroid Prime is not considered an FPS, even through much of the game is played in a FP view and you are shooting things. The genre you're looking for is ARTS, or MOBA, or whatever other term people will come up for them.

>> No.9374862

>>9374833
They are alot shittier shooters on steam than jamestown.

>> No.9375045

ageru for asshurt

>> No.9375679

>>9374528
>fighting games
>block until opponent misses
>press a memorized sequence of buttons
>block again
>press the sequence again
>no real strategy involved

>rts
>memories a sequence of clicks
>do them
>hope to be faster than the opponent
>win or lose according to the speed in which you did the sequence of memorized clicks
>no real strategy involved

Video games in general are lame, useless and easy to master in any variation.

>> No.9376015

>>9374833
Gundemonium is hardly any better, and horizontals are inherently inferior.

>> No.9376059 [DELETED] 

>>9374833
Gundemonium is school but Satazius, really?

>> No.9376075

>>9375679
Yes, I'm sure that's why there are people who spend twelve hours or more every day actively practicing Starcraft in a focused team environment for multiple years and yet fail to have even the slightest chance of winning against the top players.

>> No.9376079

>>9375679
>>memories a sequence of clicks
>What is micro

>> No.9376082

>>9367005
Nobody likes ESPgaluda besides me.

I OST > II OST
II gameplay > I gameplay

>> No.9376134

>>9375679
I don't know how rts games works, but I'm sure Fighting games doesn't work that way.
Waiting to the opponent attack is not the best way to win, I mean if that was the real strategy all the games would be really long and boring. The fighting game way of fighting is based on the character. There are characters that they work the way you just said (example: Guile from SF) and others they need to break the enemy defense aproaching them and doing cross-ups, mix-ups and other strategies rushing the opponent. Also in every battle you need to see what is the opponent's strategy, because even if the character was designed to be a rushdown one, it isn't obligatory to rush the enemy with him, maybe he can play like a zoner, there are some rushdown or defensive players that can zone some chars (because matchups) pretty well.

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>>9376015
>and horizontals are inherently inferior.

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>> No.9376216

>>9376162
I still love you after all this year Area 88 guy

>> No.9376246

>>9376015
Horizontals are the best scrolling shoot em ups. People who don't like them aren't good enough to dodge the screen along with the bullets.

>> No.9376316

>>9376246
No horizontal shmup with scenery dodging is worth playing, because practically all of them have non-existent scoring systems.

>> No.9376330

what about stgs with both horizontal and vertical segments (i.e. life force)

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>>9376316
Suck my cock bro

>> No.9379360

Wow, this thread sure went places.

>> No.9379384

People don't like jamestown? I thought it was a pretty fun game, kinda short, but the music was absolutely fantastic.

>> No.9379438

>>9379384

Shit level design and bosses, the graphics and music are great though.

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Pumpkin Shop loli from Trouble Witches Neo

>> No.9379672

Hiiragi Kosame from Guwange is pretty cool

>> No.9379688

>>9369434
There's the BL DLC, but in Japan there is also a disc release that added a ship from Kestui and it's own mode.
I think they just released a bundle of DDPR and BL at a discount price - japan only though

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>>9376316
>No horizontal shmup with scenery dodging is worth playing, because practically all of them have non-existent scoring systems.

You scared bitch huh?

>> No.9380579

DDP announcer

>> No.9380602

>>9379642
I also touch her to get kicked out of the store.

Also can you believe the creator of that game hated on Touhou even though he made that run of the mill piece of crap?

>> No.9380610

>>9380579
>not DonPachi announcer

>> No.9381796

>>9380602
Trouble Witches is better than 2hu.

>> No.9383845

le upvote

>> No.9383856

>>9383845
Jesus Christ, fuck off back to reddit already.

>> No.9383867

>>9383856
Asperger's

>> No.9383876

Are there any games that are similar to Toho, but freeware?

>> No.9383904

>>9383900
Meant for
>>9383876

>> No.9383900

Just download 2hu you child.

>> No.9383921

>>9383904
I've already played all the Tohos!

>> No.9383945

>>9383921
and iv already played wiht yuor moms tities but that doe'snt stop me from doin it over an over.

>> No.9383958

>>9383945
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX3Ep6GGno4

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