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9362615 No.9362615[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Everyone on earth is killed except for the people who have been on 4chan in the last 24 hours.

You get the choice to kill yourself, or you get 10 minutes and then you're teleported to a subtropical island populated by the other people of the board you frequent most often with the objects on your person (what you are wearing and holding).

The other boards are alive and on different places of the archipelago. So, naturally, the populace depends on the continents.

The Earth's atmosphere is no longer fucked up, and all the resources on the Earth have been restored to record levels. Long-extinct plants and animals live once more, although the island would have a limited large predator population.

Moot is dead, and we don't have means of communicating with other islands. The boards with <20 people are randomly distributed amongst the bigger boards.

What does /jp/ do?

>> No.9362617

suck each others cock
>>>/b/

>> No.9362621

Realize I'm stuck with people from /jp/ and proceed to kill myself.

>> No.9362633

Wait till everyone kill themselves, find a good cave to hikki up.

>> No.9362641

I'm naked.

>> No.9362643

I wish I could suck /jp/sies cocks for food and internet access. I could make it a full time job or something.

>> No.9362645

Get eaten by a dinosaur

>> No.9362648

Kill myself.

>> No.9362649

kill self

lol

>> No.9362651

Hey I saw tis a year ago on /v/!

>> No.9362657

suicide

>> No.9362662

I hide in the shadows and wait for the more confident people to reconstruct some form of basic society. Then I sneak in while everyone sleeps and steal for myself. If I feel it's possible, I'll murder the leaders in their sleep and usurp control. If it seems too difficult, I'll continue living as a thief.

I might even build a religion based on 2D characters, and artists who could draw well would be top ranking priests.

Fuck, this sounds exciting. I could be anything I wanted. Hell, maybe I could be anything I want as it is now. Maybe I should go do shit.

>> No.9362672

Construct a raft and try to island hop the more than 2.5k miles to /co/.

>> No.9362673

>>9362662
A priest? Such a hassle..

>> No.9362680

>>9362615
>You get the choice to kill yourself, or you get 10 minutes and then you're teleported to a subtropical island populated by the other people of the board you frequent most often with the objects on your person (what you are wearing and holding).
What the fuck kind of choice is this. Obviously kill myself.

>> No.9362676

First, I would kill everyone else on jp because I know all you do is mooch of others.

>> No.9362688

>World populated with 4channers
>Majority of the population are /soc/, /r9k/, and /b/
>Being a normal fag is being one of those people who think "Anonymous" is some sort of subculture

I'm not saying I'm the type that would ever kill myself, but I'd kill myself.

>> No.9362690

>>9362676
I'm pretty sure I'd be killed off if I went to the 4chan island due to being black. I mean I'd be on /jp/ so maybe people would be friendlier to me, I'm not sure.

>> No.9362692
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9362692

I'm here to get called the retard master and school your retarded ass. And I just called myself the retard master.

>> No.9362702

I'd be to afraid to kill myself but...I don't know what use i'd be on the island. I'm too small and weak to be of much use building or hunting, and i'm not very smart...

>> No.9362697

>>9362690
Whoops, I didn't mean to quote.

>> No.9362701

>>9362692
You can school my ass any day~

>> No.9362703

>>9362692
You sure are.

>> No.9362712

>>9362702
You can be my clumsy assistant while I rob the wealthy of their coconuts. We might even develop a rosy romance.

>> No.9362713
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9362713

Form a group of masterbullies and bully everyone not part of the group. The only way to join after the initial recruitment is finished is by sucking all of our cocks, dude.

>> No.9362715

>>9362688
>>9362680
>implying you could kill yourself in 15 minutes

>> No.9362716

>>9362702
You can be my friend, I'll protect you. We can adventure together and we'll survive until we can make it to a settlement and then we'll have an easier time in terms of having a suitable place to stay, but we'll go out hunting together and you can provide me with company as we share stories and have laughs while staying together as a strong team.

>> No.9362723

>>9362713
>Tunnel Snakes Rule!

>> No.9362719

Restructure the /jp/ military offensive. Assemble a Navy.
Invade /cgl/ and wipe out their population, any taken as slaves must be made into eunuchs so that they may not reproduce. Anyone caught tainting the /jp/ blood will be hanged. /a/ and /b/ likely wont care since its /cgl/ and it can a silent genocide.

From there we can enter into royal marriages with /h/, whom are likely very virile/fertile and can bolster the /jp/ population which they will eventually become a minority until they fully accept /jp/ culture and such.

/w/ and /c/ will then be in our sphere of influence and can fall as vassal states unless they want to die to /b/.
I'd expect that during these times /a/ would be pulling into /cm/ since they are in a trap craze, but it will be necessary to keep relations good with them any way we can, or we risk heavy assault on two fronts.

/jp/ nation can snowball easy from there if we keep strong defenses to the west. No matter how much they are despised, /a/ and /v/ will need treaty with /jp/ to defend against /b/ invasions.

>> No.9362721

>>9362713
So if I beat the shit out of the group, do I get to join? I'm not down for sucking any cocks.

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9362725

Here is the latest version of the map, from the last time this came around.

>> No.9362732

Despite wiping out the entire female population of the world, I think everyone here would agree it a good thing to wipe out /cgl/ as soon as possible

>> No.9362727

I just want friends ;_;

I'm so lonely.

>> No.9362729

>>9362719
This guy knows what's up.

>> No.9362731

>>9362719
Not going to work. It looks like most of the /jp/ers kill themselves on arrival. Not enough for a military. We might have to remain an isolationist nation for a few centuries if we hope to survive.

>> No.9362737

>>9362731
/cgl/ is an easy enough target. We need maybe one or two /jp/edos to shoot them down while they run around like headless chickens.

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>>9362721
You can try, but we'll have the strongest slavs and kendokas so you will never be successful.

>> No.9362748

>>9362741
I will enjoy stepping on your head in front of your men.

>> No.9362755

>>9362732
You are forgetting /soc/(the whores of the world),/adv/,/r9k/.

>> No.9362759

take some gundams and ally with /k/, /ck/ and /co/

>> No.9362760

Where do text board users go?

>> No.9362767

If there is no technology left and no internet then why would I want to choose to live? I'd kill myself instead.

>> No.9362770

>>9362755
Babylon falls on its own.
Similar to /b/, they'd have zero military projection.

Expect nearly all of the soutcentral boards to fall to /k/

>> No.9362775

>>9362770
Be a shame that we won't be able to visit /co/ for some comics, but I guess that time will be spent rebuilding the internet. /v/ would pretty much kill itself with one of the smaller islands but the second largest userbase.

>> No.9362779

Humble emissary from /d/ requests the allegiance of the /jp/ federated states.

>> No.9362783

>>9362779
What do you have to offer?

>> No.9362789

>>9362779
I move for a formal denial of allegiance. /d/ is on the other side of the landmasses and even if they took boats around and away from /b/, /a/ is in the way. This means we would be forced into a war on /d/s behalf more likely than not.

>> No.9362793

>>9362789
Can't we just move over to /d/ and be their little sissy slaves? I think we'd get along just fine like that.

>> No.9362794
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9362794

Get a load of all these fucking roleplaying dorks.

>> No.9362798

>>9362783

my best guess is blotters and bath salts

>> No.9362803

>>9362793
Contrary to popular shitposting, /jp/ is not actually that gay. I will reconsider an alliance for your benefit, however, if they have any daughters to offer in tribute.

>> No.9362802

It would take months before any of the islands made contact

>> No.9362804
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9362804

There will be lots of /a/nons with body pillOws

>> No.9362805

>>9362794

I think you mean a cumload.

And I do, it's all I do.

>> No.9362808

>>9362803
*daughters with dicks

>> No.9362809

>>9362804

/jp/ would be the ones more likely to have body pillows, Camera360.

>> No.9362810

>>9362803
But I mean /d/ would be filled with futa girls. That's not gay and we could just be their sex slaves and not have to worry about politics and stuff.

>> No.9362815

>>9362808
As I said, contrary to popular shitposting, /jp/ is not that gay.

>>9362810
No sex slaves damn it. Be a man, have pride. And you would think with all the cocklust in /d/ someone there would have a kid, and among those kids, there would be at least one redeemable little girl.

>> No.9362817

Which island has the most girls? And don't you fucking dare say /jp/.

>> No.9362819

>>9362813
You'll be tried for high treason before you make it to the shore

>> No.9362813

I'll probably try to make my way to /a/. Their island is bigger. :3

>> No.9362821

>>9362810
You may not be interested in the politics, but I don't think you understand how vital it is to protect our country. We need to assert ourselves as a strong power, if we just bend over and show ourselves to be weak sex slaves for /d/, we'll be dead before we know it.

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>>9362809
If I was on /jp/ island I would be the waifu body pillow. Chinada

>> No.9362827

We'll need to import females if we're going to survive more than one generation

>> No.9362826

>>9362817
cgl

>> No.9362832

>>9362815
Ever considered that might just be you?

>> No.9362834

>>9362827
We are attacking /cgl/, though there are some reservations about breeding with them. Touch my lolis and I'll cut you.

>> No.9362835

>>9362821
We've already lost 60% of our population to suicide. If we don't seek help we'll be picked off one by one anyway. And considering 20% of the 40% alive will just be thieves and bums, we can't survive. It just can't happen. I don't care about dignity, I want my people to live!

>> No.9362839

>>9362835
>And considering 20% of the 40% alive will just be thieves and bums, we can't survive. It just can't happen. I don't care about dignity, I want my people to live!

So I'm told this saga is to be drawn by NAGAI Go.

>> No.9362845

>>9362809
Haven't been to this thread in a while since there was a fight about buying Japanese Xboxs and ps3s

>> No.9362842

>>9362835
Call up some comraderie with /a/. The people they pretend to be would get along decently well with us for as long as we need to pretend to be amiable.

>> No.9362848

I'm pretty sure it's all going to come down to an all out war between the normalfag boards and normalfag faction of /b/ against everyone else, with maybe a few boards waiting for the dust to settle.

Sadly /jp/ is not one of them and will likely be pit in the crossfire.

>> No.9362850

>>9362633
I am a girl btw

>> No.9362855

>>9362848

Can we not simply negotiate with the normals? Surely they'll listen to reason.

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9362857

I'll look for 2 people who could pose as my parents so I could mooch off them.

>> No.9362860

/g/ should be next to /a/ and /jp/. We could build a bridge and have a good time.

>> No.9362859

>>9362848
We're buffered off from /b/ by fairly neutral boards. /v/ may be thrown into chaos with its own spawn. Even if we take down /cgl/, we aren't really a big enough attraction to pull /b/ in.

>> No.9362861

Fuck this is on like every board
It's even on /lit/
fucking /lit/

>> No.9362865

>>9362863
Go back to whatever board you came from.

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9362863

>>9362850
proof?

>> No.9362874

rename /new/ to /pol/ you lazy fuck

>> No.9362884

>>9362874

/new/ lives on in all white hearts.

>> No.9362888

/v/ loves /jp/, even if /jp/ hates /v/. If they could tolerate VNs again enough to ally with /vg/ too, there's be a nice little alliance.

formally absorbing the /prog/ shitposters would help ties with /g/, as well as offerings of fine /jp/ quality lolis. /toy/ is basically the doll and fig threads.

Maybe the combined forces could eliminate /cgl/ after driving the kigs there, and /mlp/. If /jp/ was willing to join with the anime boards, they could take the whole bottom right portion of the map.

if /jp/ wants girls they can just take over /po/, probably some in /c/ or /cm/

>> No.9362896

>>9362888
/v/ would sooner make an alliance with /b/ and start a campaign of terror to conquer the smaller boards. Not gonna happen.

>> No.9362909

>>9362888
It's like I'm reading Swan Song again.

>> No.9362913

>>9362888
>after driving the kigs there

You know, we have a word for people like you. That word is "splitter".

>> No.9362925

Why are you people afraid of /b/? It's full of little kids and unable to cooperate. More importanly, it has /sp/ nearby, a huge board stuck on a miniscule island that couldn't possibly contain all of it - full of sport fans, people who love fighting and are at least capable of forming mobs. /b/ is screwed.

>> No.9362935

>>9362925
/sp/ is full of extremely overweight men who just WATCH sports. /fit/ actually plays the sports /sp/ wishes they could. /k/ would be the greatest ally of all because they have knowledge and military experience (aside from the summer kiddos)
/b/ has sheer numbers and can organize like the filthy communists they are. So they're more like Russia in that they're numerous, although weak.

>> No.9362939

>>9362884
HEIL!

>> No.9362940

>>9362935
If we could go back in time to when /tg/ was good and try to ally with them that would be great. /k/ is useless, old /tg/ was best for weaponry.

>> No.9362947

>>9362925
I think you're underestimating the scale of the islands

>> No.9362950

/b/ is full of idiots who believe anything you tell them. They'll be wiped out after some dumb rumor spreads and they all follow it to see.

>> No.9362951

>>9362935
Please /k/ is all fat americans /jp/ has slavs with real combat experience

>> No.9362953

>>9362951
NIKO MY COUSIN LET'S GO TO TEETEE BAR

>> No.9362954

What happens to the rest of Earth while we're in the archipelago?

>> No.9362956

>>9362935
Sure they're too fat to actually play sports, but you still wouldn't want them anywhere near you. We're not talking about some pudgy neckbeards like /v/ here.

And yeah, they have /k/ nearby. All the more reason to not worry about /b/. Imagine the alliance of /k/'s weapon specialists and /sp/ cannon fodder. They'd be unstoppable.

>> No.9362959

>>9362956
What are /k/ going to do with their weapon knowledge (limited to guns) when they don't have any weapons?

>> No.9362960

>>9362956
/k/ommandos are not weapons specialists, overall. They may have guns. /tg/ taught me a lot about weapons, and I doubt I was the only one who used to browse there.

>> No.9362985
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9362985

>industrialize
>become first island with aircraft carries, and fighters with anti ship, submarine mssiles, and AAMs
>conquer the shit out of everyone

>> No.9362988

>>9362959
*grabs dick* pew pew!

>> No.9363002

>>9362985
>coconut computers
>palm leaf stealth bombers
>metallurgy industries made of sand
>stick oral-powered rifles
yeah, awesome

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