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Man Stabbed in the Chest After World of Warcraft Argument

>Canadian man Jordan Osborne is lucky to be alive after an argument over World of Warcraft left him with a stab wound in the chest.

>The worst part is that Osborne (pictured) wasn't even really involved; he overheard his neighbours arguing on Wednesday, and when he went to investigate, found they were upset over something that had happened in Blizzard's MMO.

>"I was telling him, there is no need for you to be freaking out about World of Warcraft. It's just a game," Osborne said. After his neighbour, Justin Williams, replied with "It's not just a game, it's my life", Osborne was "grabbed [by the] throat, punched ...in the face and stabbed...in the chest".

>> No.9357027

This is what happens when normals play MMOs.

>> No.9357029
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Serves that dumbass right for trying to butt in.

>> No.9357034

That's the price of being a filthy casual.

>> No.9357040
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fucking normals

>> No.9357043

>it's just a game XDDD CHILL OUT

EPIC ROGUE STAB INCOMING >::-DDDDDDD :DDD :D>:DDDD

>> No.9357044

>>9357029
Seriously.

What the fuck?

>> No.9357047

>It's just a game
He had it coming.
You don't mess with WoW nerds.

>> No.9357054

>>9357050
When did it say he went into their house?

>> No.9357050

Who goes to their neighbors house when they hear yelling? Why wouldn't you just report a domestic disturbance to the police anonymously?

>> No.9357066
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>>9357023
Sounds like they omitted certain parts of the conversation which lead to the escalation of the situation.

Like when Osborne called Williams a ``fuckin' loser ass nerd who gets mad at video games'' and repeatedly told him to ``shut the fuck up''.

>> No.9357094

"There's no need for you to ___, it's just ___."

Normals and their tactlessness. If someone's upset because their wife was rape-murdered by a gang of niggers you don't go "hurp derp it's just a woman" even if you personally had no attachment to her.

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>>9357094
That's how normals are. They get upset when things aren't normal so they absolutely must intervene to make things normal again.

>> No.9357142

>>9357112
And those who aren't normal go around stabbing people in the chest because someone insulted their favorite game. What a wonderful world.

>> No.9357145

Why does /jp/ hate normal people so much to go as far as to use "normal" as an insult?

Come on, guys. Normal people are mostly nice. They're not out to get you just because you have a bit of trouble socializing.

>> No.9357146

>>9357142
Fuck off normal

>> No.9357148

>>9357145

they think they are superior to us and insist upon rubbing it in

>> No.9357149

>>9357142
Except he wasn't going around stabbing people in the chest, you fucking retard. That normal didn't get stuck in the crossfire of random chest stabbing.

>> No.9357152

>>9357145
> Normal people are mostly nice.
Typical normal answer lying to himself.

>> No.9357154

I hope the authorities recognize Osborne is a normal and therefore dismiss any criminal charges.

>> No.9357159
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>>9357154
I hope this case gets as controversial as zimmerman vs dead nigger.

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>"I was telling him, there is no need for you to be freaking out about Touhou. It's just a weaboo stuff," Normal said. After his neighbour, Anon-kun, replied with "It's not just weaboo stuff, it's my life", Normal was "grabbed [by the] throat, punched ...in the face and stabbed...in the chest".

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>>9357164
>Insulting mah 2hu
Normal got what he deserved

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/jp/ is harsh on normals.

>> No.9357174

A man is obviously going to react violently if you threaten his very life.

>> No.9357177

>>9357148
And you think we are superior to them because we don't do the stuff most people do.

We are all the same in the end. You'd be better off if you just dropped the hate and stopped categorizing people.

>> No.9357182

>>9357179
> VOCALOID si my life"
Stay out of /jp/ huehuehue.

>> No.9357179

"I was telling him, there is no need for you to be freaking out about VOCALOID. It's just software," Normal said. After his neighbour, Anon, replied with "It's not just software, VOCALOID si my life", Normal was "grabbed [by the] throat, punched ...in the face and stabbed...in the chest".

>> No.9357183

People stab each other when they are mad.
More news at 11

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>>9357164
>"I was telling him, there is no need for you to be freaking out over /jp/. It's just shitposting," Moot said. After his neighbour, Anon-kun, replied with "It's not just shitposting, it's my life", Moot was "grabbed [by the] throat, punched ...in the face and stabbed...in the chest".

>> No.9357186

>>9357179
Vocaloid is an /a/ related phenomenon.

>> No.9357187

>>9357183
Really? I've been mad lots of times but I've never stabbed anyone. Normal customs are always a mystery to me.

>> No.9357189

>>9357187
They shoot you in america

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>>9357184
Makes sense.

>> No.9357195

>>9357187
When people argue over things they get mad very easily and even sometimes commit murder due to their impulses.
So better watch out when you make someone on /jp/ mad with shitposting again.
He might be your neighbour and plot a murder against you.


The things I would do to permanently cripple shitposters....

>> No.9357200

>>9357145
Normals are the worst.
It's like they can't accept that somebody can be happy and not be normal. Which would be fine by itself, but they can't even leave you alone. They always feel the need to either convert or harass you. It's a little ridiculous.

I'm sorry that guy got stabbed, though. That probably sucks. Then again, I'm not sure he's telling the whole story there.

>> No.9357204

Six weeks later, returning home from work early one afternoon, I walked into my kitchen to discover /jp/ dressed in women's lingerie and a curly blonde wig, mounted on the handle of a toilet plunger suctioned securely to the floor. He looked like a huge albino frog lollipop. A K-Mart brochure lay open between his knees advertising children's swimwear.

As /jp/ leapt up in surprise, the plunger handle exited and, like a trebutchet, flung a combination of butter and faeces across the kitchen cabinets. My first reaction was to stand there in shock. /jp/'s first reaction was to grab a Wiltshire steak knife from the kitchen counter top and plunge it four inches into my stomach. He then ran up the stairs as I slid slowly down the refrigerator door to the floor.

>> No.9357205

>>9357200
I like to make a difference between normals and normalfags.
Normals are just normal people while normalfags are the people you have just described.
Please try to use and spread this definition from now on because generalizing is a very normalfag thing to do

>> No.9357206

I hope you're all just pretending to be retarded, because acting like retards is funny and drives off normals.

>> No.9357234

>>9357206
Acting like retards attracts normals. Just look at /v/.

>> No.9357239

>>9357234
If that was true /jp/ would have been flooded by normal ages ago.
..Wait a minute.

>> No.9357246

>>9357200
"Normals" is a word /jp/ started using instead of "normalfags" because the latter makes it look like they can't take themselves easy. It didn't originally mean what you're using it for. There's also "normie" but I've only seen like one guy using that.

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>>9357195
plese do not fite
if bad boy want u to give him u cloth then give him plese
if bad boy want ur money then give him plese

fight is not good
not ever
plese do not fite

i lover u jp
i donot wan u to get harm
plese

>> No.9357258

>>9357239
Now, not to defend our shitposters, but someone whose hobby consists of making dumb posts on an imageboard isn't exactly a normal person.

>>9357246
Personally, I prefer the term "neurotypical".

>> No.9357262

Descending a few minutes later, with his bags hurriedly packed, /jp/ said "That will teach you not to talk shit about people's touhous" and left. On the way out, he stole my wallet from the hallway table and scratched a deep groove down the side of my car with a key. For some reason, I will put it down to shock, I edged my way up from the floor, with the knife handle still protruding from my abdomen, made it onto my computer and begun an attempt to 1CC EoSD on Hard. Attempting several times to slowly remove the serrated blade while the dialogue was playing, and almost blacking out from pain each time, I decided to drive to the hospital.

>> No.9357264

Okay here's my thoughts:

1. Shouldn't have butted in.

2. WoW sucks anyways, so congratulations you stabbed a man over a shitty game that stopped being good ages ago.

3. Avid WoW players are by nature retarded, some are just least retarded and you can be friends with them.

4. I want the article, you gotta source this.

5. How does a WoW player have money?

>> No.9357267

>>9357258

My posts aren't dumb.

They're weird.

>> No.9357269

>>9357251
You're terribly cute, probably the cutest poster on /jp/.

Keep up the good work.

>> No.9357270

>>9357264
I WILL STAB YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.9357272

>>9357251
I love you, shitposter-tan. The world needs more people like you.

>> No.9357274

>>9357270
Kay

>> No.9357277

>Osborne (pictured)
He looks like a girl. lmao

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>>9357251
what if bad boy want you to give harm to you
what do you give him

>> No.9357293

>>9357264
>I want the article, you gotta source this.
www.sankakucomplex.com/2012/07/13/man-stabbed-in-the-chest-after-world-of-warcraft-argument
there you go

>> No.9357289

>>9357282
le dick

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>>9357293

>> No.9357335

>>9357293
>shitkaku
I'm not clicking on that link you cunt.
Get the fuck out of /jp/ forever.

>> No.9357337

>>9357335
back to >>>/a/ with you

>> No.9357342

>>9357337
What the fuck are you talking about nerd? /jp/ has always hated shitkaku and always will. Fuck off.

>> No.9357346

>>9357335
Don't worry. It's a fake link. ``Page Not Found"

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