Hey /jp/, how old are you? I'm 24 and I feel like the biggest loser who lives with his parents. I bet you're all 14 to 16 so it's kinda justifiable. Just wondering whether I'm the worst..

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Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:13:47 2012 No.9356258 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/, how old are you?
I'm 24 and I feel like the biggest loser who lives with his parents.
I bet you're all 14 to 16 so it's kinda justifiable.
Just wondering whether I'm the worst..

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:16:40 2012 No.9356271 I'm 19 here but I can tell I'm getting old and drifting on a different path then my few friends. Unfortunately my parents are old and their time is limited so I won't have the benefit of NEETing it up and leeching off them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:17:24 2012 No.9356273 I would have to leave immediately if I ever discovered /jp/ was mostly 14-16. I think it is mostly people in their early 20s.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:17:39 2012 No.9356275 >>9356271 Seriously go fuck yourself

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:17:54 2012 No.9356276 dont feel too bad, some of the autists on here are double your age and have probably have even less reason to live.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:18:40 2012 No.9356279 22 I forget what I am doing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:18:40 2012 No.9356280 >>9356275 no fug you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:19:54 2012 No.9356283 I got you beat by a year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:19:54 2012 No.9356284 22 loser NEET. Living the dream...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:20:39 2012 No.9356291 I'm 19. I can't imagine being old, I can't imagine being young. I always feel stuck in the present. Like life will always be like this. Time passes by so slowly

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:20:54 2012 No.9356292 18 And I know there are even younger posters in here as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:21:09 2012 No.9356297 22 and I still feel like 17 in terms of responsibilities and such It's always a shock to walk past the mirror and see a bearded guy there

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:22:09 2012 No.9356298 >>9356292 Don't lie to me, kid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:23:10 2012 No.9356304 >>9356297 I'd probably feel a lot worse about myself if I actually looked my age.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:23:24 2012 No.9356305 I've always wondered if there were any war veterans posting on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:24:24 2012 No.9356312 say /jp/, how long do you think can i live like that before something bad happens? I mean, do you know any NEETs who lived past 30 or even 40?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:28:09 2012 No.9356330 I'm 22 as well. It's pretty sad, as a teenager I used to mock the old foggies for using the internet and talking to teenagers all day. Fortunately, many corners of the internet seem to be aging with me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:28:24 2012 No.9356337 I'm 28. You're all a bunch of children.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:28:39 2012 No.9356340

26 here, soon to be 27 in a few months.

As long as you don't think about it too much, it's not a big deal. Actually, I guess that goes for a lot of things in life.

My blog:
At least I can pat myself on the back for getting a (worthless) college degree. It's not that I don't want to work; I just couldn't find a job after I graduated, despite applying to countless jobs. After that, I gave up, and here I am.

All in all, it's not as bad as you think. In my free time, I work on learning new skills, so it's not like I'm wasting my life away. I don't want to be married or have kids (seeing other people do it and turn out miserable has turned me off of the idea). And I've given up on ambition because I worked my ass off in school only to end up in this sad state, so why would working hard at McDonalds or some other place would actually amount to anything?

At least I can pat myself on the back that I got a (worthless) college degree.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:29:24 2012 No.9356344 >>9356312 Well I've been in two car accidents, a motorcycle accident, had kidney stones and a heart attack. What else could go wrong?

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Fri Jul 13 03:31:13 2012 No.9356355 File: 207 KB, 500x500, homu5732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9356305 There are plenty here. Also I'm 28.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:32:13 2012 No.9356363 >>9356340 I can pat myself on the back for getting a 22k debt for a worthless degree. The interest is growing but i'll never repay it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:32:13 2012 No.9356364 >>9356340 Fuck off with your spoilers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:32:43 2012 No.9356372 >>9356355 What's going to be your first act as wizard, !bar?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:33:13 2012 No.9356375 21 year old who still has his mother wash his hair. I think you're doing better than me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:33:28 2012 No.9356377 >>9356340 I'm the same age as you, but I dropped out of college because of anxiety problems.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:33:58 2012 No.9356379 >>9356258 >I bet you're all 14 to 16 so it's kinda justifiable. I moved out when I was 13. If you're 18 and still living with your parents then you're shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:35:13 2012 No.9356386 >>9356379 Not everyone's family finds them revolting like yours does, anon. Calm down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:36:13 2012 No.9356392 >>9356379 Of my friends who are past the age of eighteen, the only ones living alone are those either working in different cities or cohabiting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:37:28 2012 No.9356401 >>9356379 If I had a penny for every time someone said that to me... I don't even feel ashamed anymore, i embrace my inner NEET and show the world the middle finger!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:37:58 2012 No.9356403 >>9356392 Oh, and college students, but they don't count.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:37:58 2012 No.9356404 File: 77 KB, 453x435, 1313302942231.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm 24 and just got out of the military about 2 months ago. I'd go out and find a job but I'm enjoying not doing anything for once.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:38:13 2012 No.9356407

28

Oldfag of the original 4chan.net.

You know what, I did the cool thing. I moved out, I got a job, paid rent and had a girlfriend.

I thought things were going well, until I lost my job because of the economy going to shit and now I had no savings because of those expenses along with student and car loans.

Ended up moving back in with my parents so I could use my rent money for paying my bills. My story actually made a couple of people cry here and realize their lives weren't so shitty in comparison.

A few years have passed. I got another job and I bought my own apartment which I am renting out because I need the income from their rent to pay the mortgage. As a result, still living with my parents so dating is out of the question.

Moving out is supposed to be a milestone for independence, but honestly all that time renting and dating and I have fucking nothing to show for those 5 years and now I'm pushing 30. You kids don't know how good you have it now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:38:44 2012 No.9356408 File: 190 KB, 442x650, 1340739866902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 21 years old, living with my parents, dropped college, doing nothing, etc. But i'll change tomorrow, i promise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:42:28 2012 No.9356423 Turning 25 next week. I live with my parents, but I also have a job and pay them rent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:43:43 2012 No.9356426 >>9356407 >You kids don't know how good you have it now. I wish people would stop saying this. It's not like being young is all roses and shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:44:04 2012 No.9356432 >>9356407 >renting out an apartment to pay for its mortgage you're doing it all right

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:46:20 2012 No.9356439 >>9356426 well, actually it is. but it might be frustrating because you can't say anything back yet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:47:20 2012 No.9356443 >>9356372 he's not a virgin

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:48:35 2012 No.9356454 >>9356439 stfu nerd

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:49:35 2012 No.9356459 I'm 20 and i think i will become NEET in 2 years

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:49:51 2012 No.9356461

I'm 20 and I've lived on my own since I was 18. I spent a week in a university before dropping out. After that I was a NEET for over a year before finally getting a job. While waking up early in the morning sucks ass, I prefer having some extra money to spend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:50:20 2012 No.9356464 >>9356407 Being a debt-ridden late 20 something living with parents is the new rage in America these days. Sure is Lost Generation around here.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:50:20 2012 No.9356465

>>9356439
If old people have such a shitty time, it's because they keep looking back and idolizing the time they were young. Hindsight, nostalgia, etc. They should just make do with what they have, like young people do.

I always end up looking ahead though. Realizing I still have several more years ahead of me, and no idea how I'm supposed to spend them, make use of them. And then they come and go, catching me with my pants down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:52:21 2012 No.9356471 I'm 21 and still in college, but I'm uncertain of my future because of the shitty economy. I guess I don't have it too bad, but I don't feel that great either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:52:35 2012 No.9356475 >>9356461 >spent a week in university before dropping out What could have possibly happened that made you drop out after a mere week?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:55:05 2012 No.9356491 12 here. btw, I am a girl. Dont hit on me silly boys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:55:35 2012 No.9356489 >>9356464 Japan was just ahead of the game.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:56:36 2012 No.9356495 >>9356475 Social anxiety and clinical depression. One morning I just decided I didn't want to go there anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:57:05 2012 No.9356500 >>9356475 maybe he hated the program or just realized that without bad-ass connections it's a waste of time

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:57:20 2012 No.9356499 >>9356491 will u fuq me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:58:35 2012 No.9356503 >>9356495 Get well soon

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:58:51 2012 No.9356506

>>9356491
Are you an "I practically look like I'm 18" 12 year old or are you genuinely a little girl? For instance take the prostitute character in Taxi Driver. She is supposed to be 12, but I don't see the difference between her and a fully grown woman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:01:22 2012 No.9356517 Anyone remember that Japanese movie Battle Royale? They sent NEETs to kill each other in order to fix unemployment Would you like your government doing the same?

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Fri Jul 13 04:01:22 2012 No.9356518 >>9356372 Gonna lose wizardry probably. I hate magic characters in online games (I prefer melee). >>9356426 Yeah I don't get that either. Just stop worrying about age and do what you gotta do. Whatever happens, happens.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:02:07 2012 No.9356523 >>9356518 You don't have much time. What's your game plan?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:02:07 2012 No.9356524 >>9356500 >without bad-ass connections it's a waste of time Yeah. This is what you will also need if you want a job out of college.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:02:52 2012 No.9356526

>>9356465
yes you have a point, personally I think it gets better when you get older. but that's because I'm a responsible person.

one reason for why it's nice when you're young is that when you're in high school or college, all you got to do is get good grades and survive. After that though when you're older, most people don't know what the fuck to do. If you don't plan it out, you could get fucked. but if you're smart you'll be fine, it's great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:04:22 2012 No.9356531 >>9356503 I'm well enough already, but thanks anyway. I may try going back to university at some point but not anytime soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:05:37 2012 No.9356533 >>9356517 wait wat it was about a class of high school students. a more relevant animu scenario would be "east of eden" when the MC shipped thousands of NEETs to India or something to do work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:05:52 2012 No.9356534 File: 19 KB, 240x320, 46736783344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] im 20, have a job and go to school while living rent free with my parents. R U JELLY!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:06:07 2012 No.9356540

>>9356526
It depends on the person really. Some people find school really stressful. The social aspect and the work aspect can really do a number on people, and just end up ruining their enjoyment of their youth. This ends up continuing on into adulthood. But then some people breeze through school and adulthood, without a care in the world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:06:07 2012 No.9356541 >>9356517 >Would you like your government doing the same? I don't know, seems cruel and unusual. A Logan's Run sort of program where NEET's are hunted down is more humane and civilized.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:06:38 2012 No.9356543 21. But I feel like I should still be 14. I'm aging way too fucking fast.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:09:52 2012 No.9356558
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I'm 24, I don't live with my parents but they pay all my living expenses including paying for shit like animu and mango crap and vidya as well as bills and food. Had this conversation with my dad yesterday over the phone:

"Dad, don't you think I'm a failure?"
"No, I think you're very very sick and we neglected you. We didn't give you the help you needed when you were growing up."
"But I feel like I have to give you something back to you in return. I'm a parasite."
"No, absolutely not. Unfortunately, it's unconditional love."
"Good, because you probably won't get anything." (cue laughter because it's a joke but we both know it's true)

...Well, I love my dad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:10:22 2012 No.9356562 fffffuck!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:11:22 2012 No.9356565 >>9356558 Awww

>>	Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU Fri Jul 13 04:11:22 2012 No.9356566 >>9356258 OP, most of us are in our 20s. Some are in their 30s. I'm not saying that makes it any better but at least you're in good company.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:11:37 2012 No.9356568 >>9356558 Beta as HELL dad. I can see why things went south of the border (into lazy no-parenting mexico land)

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:13:37 2012 No.9356574

I am not as old as gay!bar but I am catching him soon.
I wish I am in highschool.
It sucks being in the 20s, as you are magically expected to do more shit or have the typical normalfags life when you are in 20s.

Back when I was younger I have zero commitment and nobody commented on my lifestyle but now everyone is getting on my case.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:14:52 2012 No.9356580 File: 217 KB, 753x753, 1335759039919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9356543 I know what you mean. I still feel like I'm emotionally and mentally 14. The problem is, I'm 24.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:16:53 2012 No.9356589 >>9356580 I feel the same way. Except emotionally and mentally 15. That's when I dropped out of skoo.

ZUN !barYV1VtIA Fri Jul 13 04:16:53 2012 No.9356590

>>9356540
Why do people keep mentioning school anyways? You don't need that to make your $300k starting.

>>9356523
I dunno. I'm just lazy. Why is this wizardry thing an event again?

But there are always the cougars wandering around at work looking for husbands I guess. Companionship was never something I really required though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:19:23 2012 No.9356599 >>9356558 I don't even...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:20:09 2012 No.9356605 File: 264 KB, 551x413, 1328222376528.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9356589 What a coincidence, so did I. Multiple times... and college too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:20:38 2012 No.9356607 >>9356590 >You don't need that to make your $300k starting. [citation needed]!

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:21:08 2012 No.9356610
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20 still living with my parents. I'm willing to work, but I'd rather parents find me work, than for me looking by myself. Most of the jobs out there just don't suit me.

Now I have a job, but it's more or less irregular. It kinda sucks not knowing when you get paid.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:23:08 2012 No.9356619

20, getting a useless degree so that I can NEET it up for another 2 years before seriously getting called out on my NEETness.

What useless degree are you getting, /jp/? Is it Japanese? It's Japanese, right?
I did one better and majored in Video Games. But I AJATT halfheartedly too, so I might pick up the minor if I can comp out of most of the classes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:23:23 2012 No.9356622 24, cant connect with anyone, but its peaceful

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:24:08 2012 No.9356631 >>9356619 >majored in Video Games Now THAT's a useless degree.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:24:09 2012 No.9356626 >>9356619 Do you even know what NEET means?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:25:23 2012 No.9356635 >>9356574 How do you catch someone in age? Unless the person happens to die, of course. Oh yeah, Afghanistan...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:26:23 2012 No.9356638 File: 156 KB, 539x600, 1334369990423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9356622 the further into my 20s i get, the more i accept that there is no real future for me and that's okay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:29:38 2012 No.9356650 File: 70 KB, 265x265, 1330714798791.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9356626 have you even been so far as to go want to do look more like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:30:08 2012 No.9356658 >>9356638 Since when have guillotines cut off your hands?

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:34:15 2012 No.9356671

20, at home with parents. No degree and no real plans to go back. I have no desire to work or really do anything but browse /jp/ and play a game or two. Even thinking about applying for a job gets me anxious.

I wish a suicidal anon would come over here and take me to Gensokyo with him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:34:31 2012 No.9356672 >>9356658 this really isn't important at all. i wonder what kind of person would worry about such frivolous stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:38:45 2012 No.9356692 >>9356672 You're on /jp/....and therefore, that should be a rhetorical question.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:39:16 2012 No.9356697 >>9356672 I hope you are insinuating that I'm autistic. Because that would hurt me a lot.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:39:45 2012 No.9356699

>>9356672
but actually, what if the guillotine got stuck because of the bones in the hand, so your neck was only half cut.
the spine would probably be smashed, but the arteries would still be intact, so you might lose all senses below the neck, but you can still think and stay alive until the guillotine is pulled back up to swing down again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:40:01 2012 No.9356705 File: 164 KB, 1280x720, [Chihiro]_Sora_no_Woto_-_07.5_[1280x720_Blu-Ray_FLAC][0F27FE1F].mkv_snapshot_14.28_[2012.07.01_23.12.25].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 27. 7 years as a NEET.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:40:01 2012 No.9356707 >>9356671 >but browse /jp/ and play a game or two. Why do you want to go to Gensokyo? You are living the dream.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:43:15 2012 No.9356720 >>9356699 add more weight, i mean they are pretty efficient. >>9356697 i would never insinuate such an untoward thing towards my beloved board friends. the fact that you assumed i was saying such a thing is a concern though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:44:15 2012 No.9356722 >>9356558 I hope you know how lucky you are. My father is an alcoholic. I'm now in my mid 20s and had to move back home. I feel like I'm living in hell.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:45:15 2012 No.9356725 [DELETED]

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27 here,

had a job for 2 years and then lost it due to economic downturn. Current living with my parent and currently being a professional NEET. I tried to get another job but can't get any ;_;

yeah..Life sucks..

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:46:01 2012 No.9356729 Why don't you guys get a job? As in like just fucking any job. Like, working in starbucks or some shit? Too much pride?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:47:01 2012 No.9356733 >>9356729 I'm sure most of us are way too afraid to interact with others.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:47:01 2012 No.9356734

I'm almost 20, which is still young. I'm in the same situation as >>9356558. I dropped out of school after grade 11 because my anxiety couldn't take it anymore.

It's been bothering me but should I go back and finish it? I only have 16 credits. My plan was to join the army, but my anxiety kept me from doing anything.

I know there's a lot of people who can't find jobs or picked a useless degree, but I never had any thoughts about going past secondary school.

tl;dr, Should I go finish my GED or join the army. Sorry for blog post, I just kept typing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:47:31 2012 No.9356730 >>9356729 Because I don't want to work.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:47:46 2012 No.9356731
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grow up.
you are now under control of the moral conditioning of your specific society, your specific ethnic group, in a specific era of humanity.

stop caring about what others think of you and enjoy the life.
the place where you live has nothing to do with success(not the american one, but the real one).

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:47:46 2012 No.9356732 >>9356658 How come Madotsuki is going to die in a split second here (since those guys constantly go up and down with their guillotine) when the canon is that she kills herself by jumping off her apartment? And nothing in her dream can hurt her anyway?

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:48:31 2012 No.9356735

>>9356707
Because every two hours my mother comes in and very strongly urges me to get a job or do some other productive money making thing to pay off my debts. It's annoying to constantly hear this shit but I can't do anything because I feel guilty. Don't have to worry about any of that in Gensokyo.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:49:16 2012 No.9356738
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27 here,

had a job for 2 years and then lost it due to economic downturn. Currently living with my parent and also being a professional NEET. I tried to get another job but can't get any ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:51:32 2012 No.9356744 20. Get money, fuck bitches #YOLO

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Fri Jul 13 04:51:46 2012 No.9356746 >>9356705 >>the girl is apparently dying but they all still look moe as heck I really need to watch that already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:52:16 2012 No.9356748 >>9356734 dude, get pills, seriously. anxiety is a curable symptom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:53:16 2012 No.9356754 24. I live in a generation where fucking TEASGJ has an audience. What does it even mean to 'succeed' in that fucking context? I belong to the generation that invented twitter. Even if I win, I lose.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:54:31 2012 No.9356757 >>9356746 It's a drunk mock battle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:54:31 2012 No.9356758 >>9356746 she got shot with colored water its not amazing but it's not shit. it's kind of like haibane renmei.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:55:02 2012 No.9356762 >18 and 19 year olds /jp/'s target demographic

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 04:59:46 2012 No.9356767 >>9356748 I've only taken Lorazepam (1mg), it did helped but my parents didn't want me to take any more pills.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:01:31 2012 No.9356770
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I'm in my early thirties and have no plans to move out any time soon... even though it'd be incredibly cheap and easy for me to do so (I seriously checked a few weeks ago).

There's just no upside there.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:01:31 2012 No.9356772

25 years old, living with my parents now after I had to leave my cheap student flat because of (mandatory) military service last year. Have a useless bachelor's degree and have already completely forgotten everything that I might have learned during it so I'd pretty much have to start from scratch if I wanted to finish my degree and get a masters. Then again I've come to regard the whole degree as completely pointless so doubt I'll ever manage to finish it.

Can't get an apartment because a single unemployed male is absolutely on the bottom of the food chain, nobody wants to rent to you. Completely fed up with trying to find a job, it's been 6 months since I got out of the army and I've managed to land one single interview in all that time even though I've applied for more positions than pretty much during my entire life so far. Nobody wants an old ugly guy with almost no work experience (last time I had a job was when I was 19). Not that I blame them, if I was in their position I sure as hell wouldn't hire myself either.

Currently doing home renovation for my dad because he doesn't have the time to do it himself, but not like this counts as a job so it's just another blank time period on my (already very blank) CV. God knows what I should do around the end of August when it's time to decide whether or not to enroll into university for another term. My parents no doubt expect me to do it because I sure don't have the balls to tell them how bad a shape my studies are in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:03:49 2012 No.9356777 Tim and Eric is a brilliant show.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:04:49 2012 No.9356781 >>9356754 Tim and Eric is a brilliant show.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:05:04 2012 No.9356787 >>9356783 A method to induce vomiting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:05:19 2012 No.9356783 >>9356781 What's Tim and Eric?

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:05:34 2012 No.9356785

>>9356767
take the pills, take it from a medical student, it treats the symptoms well.
you're not gonna get addicted unless you really try to abuse it. people just have to get over the idea of "being the crazy guy taking bad pills" and just treat it like a normal disease.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:06:34 2012 No.9356790 >>9356783 I would assume that's what he means by TEASGJ: Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! It's a sketch comedy show on Adult Swim.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:08:26 2012 No.9356795 I'm 15. Whatcha gonna do about it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:09:09 2012 No.9356798 19, NEET hikki since I was 15.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Fri Jul 13 05:09:38 2012 No.9356799 >>9356795 Reported.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:10:23 2012 No.9356802 >>9356781 You're wrong. It is just awkwardness porn and mocking the proles. Even 12 oz. Mouse was better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:13:10 2012 No.9356810 >>9356799 If you didn't know, minors are allowed to browse /jp/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:16:09 2012 No.9356824 >>9356810 Nope, even SFW boards are for adults only.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:17:24 2012 No.9356827

>>9356802
Never saw that. I don't really even like most Adult Swim shows, but T&E is great mostly because of their timing. They remind me of Andy Kaufman.

It's more than awkwardness porn. It's thick, ironic humor reflective of the modern internet age. I'm surprised anyone on /jp/ would dislike it. If 4chan was a show, it would probably look something like T&E.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:17:56 2012 No.9356830 >>9356824 Yeah right..

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:18:27 2012 No.9356832 Even having SFW boards is a mistake. If 4chan had been produced correctly, the principle division would be 2d versus 3d, as is implicit in the design. the essence of hackery is appropriating tech without understanding how it fully works.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:20:11 2012 No.9356840 >>9356827 >It's thick, ironic humor reflective of the modern internet age. That's why it sucks. You don't really "get" /jp/, either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:20:26 2012 No.9356842 File: 2 KB, 494x36, 4chan - Rules_1342171186892.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9356830 http://www.4chan.org/rules

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:20:57 2012 No.9356844

I'm 23 living with my parents after I had surgery, it's been a year and I still can't properly lift things, I have to get driven around.. I have no money for anything so I lurk..

>>9356830
Global Rules #2.

If you are under the age of 18, or it is illegal for you to view the materials contained on this website, discontinue browsing immediately.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:21:41 2012 No.9356847 18. NEET since 16.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:22:11 2012 No.9356849 Watching TV is for normals, guys...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:23:27 2012 No.9356852 >>9356772 Sorry your post has been neglected. Here's a response.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:23:41 2012 No.9356853 What exactly am I missing here? Or are you just adopting a needlessly pretentious persona to seem cool or knowledgeable on the internet? There is nothing to "get" when it comes to /jp/. Shouldn't you be trolling some threads in /mu/ or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:24:11 2012 No.9356855 >>9356852 T-thanks...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:25:43 2012 No.9356859 >>9356526 >all you got to do is get good grades You call that easy? I've been totally fucking apathetic about math and now I have to basically act like I know highschool math when I never even started algebra 1!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:27:28 2012 No.9356866 18 I currently have a part time job and live with my parents. Starting university in the Fall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:31:28 2012 No.9356874 >>9356866 Try keeping your part-time job through University if possible, it'll help when you finally graduate.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:33:13 2012 No.9356879

>>9356827
> It's thick, ironic humor horse cum of the modern internet age.

fixed

Also, an anonymous board is like the antidote to irony. There's no way to have an alternate interpretation because the words are removed from any context. They must answer for themselves without recourse to their author.

Irony only ever works in favor of the normals, because everything is a joke unless it agrees with the status quo.

Here, though, the author isn't just dead, he never existed.

So, no, you don't "get" or ``get'' /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:34:28 2012 No.9356885 >>9356626 Yes, I know what it stands for. See my degree-- it's basically doing NEET things all the time as usual, with some breaks in between to learn about programming.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:36:13 2012 No.9356888 I'm 20 and I'll live a great life and have no regrets !

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:36:13 2012 No.9356889 >Irony only ever works in favor of the normals, because everything is a joke unless it agrees with the status quo. I remember a normal trying to tell me that all the NEET business on /jp/ was ironic, so was the love of 2D and so was the misogyny.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:40:02 2012 No.9356900

>>9356879
Not getting your point. What is there to "get"? You're speaking as if there's some evasive secret to a fucking imageboard.

How words are interpreted on a board are simply up to the discretion of the reader. I still don't understand your problem with the show. Do you have something against irony?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:41:47 2012 No.9356902 >>9356404 23 year old NEET here.... just got out of the Marine Corps. no job no girlfriend, no crazy adventures anymore...... im glad im not the only one

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:45:52 2012 No.9356912 File: 53 KB, 586x509, 1337958760383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm 25 next week, I'm thinking about finally applying for autism bux but it seems pretty daunting and I don't know how secure it would be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:46:21 2012 No.9356916 >>9356900 >Do you have something against irony? Yes, I'm pretty sure that's what he was getting at.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:48:36 2012 No.9356922 18, between courses.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:49:22 2012 No.9356924

22, graduated with a biology degree last spring, now NEETing it up. I basically told my parents I'm trying to get into med school but it's so half assed, and I'm so tired of studying that it's not gonna happen. So I'm in limbo right now basically just working out and playing games and sleeping. Don't really see much reason to do anything else and I have no motivation either way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:50:51 2012 No.9356929 >>9356912 Best move you'll ever make.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:52:38 2012 No.9356934
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I mostly lurk /jp/ but here I go...

25 here
Still live my parents, graduating soon if all goes well. Starting an internship this Monday. I feel everything is too late for me. Most of my "friends" are either married or already work. I don't really want to meet them because I feel ashame for not following what society do (get a degree at 21 years old, move out, full time job, etc)

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:53:52 2012 No.9356938

>>9356900

i dont know about him, but i do

it's gross goony shit for smug turds

irony is bourgeois because insincerity is a luxury but there's not even any real "irony" in that show. this is what is aggravating. there is nothing to fucking get, it is just "proles are gross" repeated over and over. there may be sarcasm but sarcasm is fucking easy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:54:07 2012 No.9356940 >>9356874 Thanks for the advice, but I expect to be quite busy with school and my program has mandatory work terms (no summers off) so I really can't keep my job and work experience isn't a concern.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:54:22 2012 No.9356942 >>9356916 Then what is he doing here?

>>	Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g Fri Jul 13 05:58:07 2012 No.9356947 20, gone through 2 years of university so far, still live with parents. Only get to live the dream during summer.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 05:58:37 2012 No.9356949

>>9356938

Irony is not bourgeois because insincerity is a luxury, it's bourgeois because if you have all the power, the default interpretation is necessarily the one that suits you. Other than that, you're spot-on. It's a really dumb, uncomplicated show with one superficial trick. Also, I find it hilarious that the blond piggy one harrassed that retard he knew so bad they stabbed him. I wish the retard had succeeded in offing him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:01:53 2012 No.9356955 >>9356940 Ah well I guess if you have mandatory work terms you'll probably be pretty set anyways. Good luck come fall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:02:22 2012 No.9356956 I'm 22, been NEET for 4 years. Yesterday I got the letter, seems like I'm going to college after the summer. I'm so scared. What if there are bullies there?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:03:22 2012 No.9356961 File: 153 KB, 500x500, 1340518070481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9356942 Yeah, I mean, these people can't be serious, can they? C-can they? Th-t-they aren't, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:03:37 2012 No.9356963 >>9356956 Calm down Jack, become transparent.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:05:37 2012 No.9356971

>>9356938
It's campy in the way a horror movie is. Of course there is real irony in that show. Do you actually think they are that bad at producing and acting? It's not sarcasm because they aren't mocking the styles they emulate, but rather, they're playing around with it. There is no such thing as "real" irony. Something is either ironic, or it isn't. Even then, it doesn't mean it's good.

They make things that aren't supposed to be funny, funny. It's not so much the joke, it's the timing. You don't need to "get" anything, you just need to get into their groove.

>>9356949
I'm failing to understand your aggression toward the show. Did one of them personally offend you? Or do you get angry at people enjoying something you don't like?

>>9356961
You would need to be a fool to take all the information here as fact. Some people mean it, and some people don't. It's as simple as that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:09:10 2012 No.9356979 File: 7 KB, 130x180, christoph_sievernich_1667.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9356971 >Do you actually think they are that bad at producing and acting? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:09:41 2012 No.9356980 >>9356558 >we neglected you and didn't support you >to make up for that, we neglect you and enable your self destructive behaviour Still shit parents from a healthy point of view.

>>	KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ Fri Jul 13 06:12:55 2012 No.9356987 File: 657 KB, 1184x1715, 83.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9356558 funny dad well at least you worry about him and you respect him for that your parents are doing to you now

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:15:25 2012 No.9356991 File: 369 KB, 82x200, 1339782076054.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 20,21 soon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:19:10 2012 No.9356993 28 Slim never had sex Been in employment since 18 moved out at 18 into my own place currently live with a relative since the costs are retarded all in all, a mixed bag if I judge myself. just the no sex thing holding me back

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:20:40 2012 No.9356999 >>9356993 Please leave forever. You don't belong here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:22:10 2012 No.9357005 >>9356999 But surely virgin status qualifies me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:23:42 2012 No.9357008 >>9357005 You have mistaken /jp/ for >>>/r9k/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:23:57 2012 No.9357009 24. Not a NEET, but I am unemployed and a general shut in (I usually only leave the house two days a week, for classes). I'm fairly skilled in my field, so I hope to make the university system my asylum. I don't think I can survive in the real world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:24:43 2012 No.9357010 >>9357008 Quit trying to define /jp/. You suck at it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:27:57 2012 No.9357017 >>9357010 I'm pretty sure the definition of /jp/ doesn't include those who are "held back by their lack of sex."

>>	None !DrPantsuNE Fri Jul 13 06:29:27 2012 No.9357021 19, shit job and living with parents.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:32:31 2012 No.9357030
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>>9356993
usually it is the sex(incl. masturbation) thing that's holding people back, but they don't realise it.
it's holding them from becoming wizards(not joking)
sex consumes a lot of energy, which can be used for far more practical purposes.
for example: hightening your creativity, lucid dreaming, feeling great regardless of surroundings, prolonging your lifespan.
you aren't gonna throw fireballs, but transcend your being you totally can.

though, if you have the energy to spend, sex has various practical uses too.
but at that point, you will not really need it.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:32:46 2012 No.9357031

Earlier today my parents sold my car to a random passerby for 30% less than it was worth. When asked why, my father's only response was, "I don't want to deal with this right now" before locking himself in his bedroom and screaming to himself.

The car itself was a generous gift from my grandparents, though mid-90s model so quite old.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:35:16 2012 No.9357041 >>9357031 Easy come, easy go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:36:47 2012 No.9357045 >>9357031 >before locking himself in his bedroom and screaming to himself. Does this happen often?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:37:16 2012 No.9357046 >>9357031 Your dad does drugs. Good thing you will forgive him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:38:31 2012 No.9357051 File: 551 KB, 1024x768, 1315272288753.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm 30 and work hard too keep the order of things in line. Luckily, my work never requires me to leave the house. Things can be worse, things can always be worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:38:31 2012 No.9357052 >>9357031 I would have bought that for 30% more. Too bad we don't live in the same area and I'm dirt poor.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 06:40:48 2012 No.9357057

22, no job and I... am still in an university course, but I moved away from the city I was doing it recently thanks to my parents and I really don't want to go back there to live alone and finish it. Transferring here is a possibility, but I don't remember anything and I'm still deciding whether I want to try it or not.
In case it wasn't clear enough, I'm still living with my parents as well. At least my little sister is doing well in her studies, so they will have someone to be proud of.

>>	Anonymous of Germany !WvzhzxDiIQ Fri Jul 13 06:52:03 2012 No.9357086 23. Close to finishing my physics bachelor, but going for the master after that so yeah. A few more years of easy going student life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 07:06:44 2012 No.9357140 >>9357051 I envy you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 07:10:46 2012 No.9357150 >>9357031 Was it under your name? How could it sell it without your signature (or however these things work in America)?

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 07:24:46 2012 No.9357192
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20

In spite of which I still get kind of mad when I see anons 1-2 years younger than me, and even 1-2 years older. I was here years ago too, before we had any right to be, but still knowing other people did the same is annoying. I wonder if anyone my age can relate? Please upvote my post if so.

About aging... it's a bit worrying for me but I hope that everyone here will age together. I think that in the future it will seem less ``unusual'' to be an older gentlemen to frequent the internet, even places like /jp/, since our generation has kind of grown up online, even lots of normalfags. For instance when I spent 16 hours online/day 8 years ago my family were concerned for my mental health, but now in 2012 my imouto does the same and no one cares because after all it's for Facebook etc. which is ``social''. Times change.

Anyway, it's definitely good that anons of your age group are here OP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 07:42:34 2012 No.9357249 30, never worked and no autism bucks. The end of the road is nigh.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 07:46:19 2012 No.9357253
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18, no job because there are no jobs in my city. Every job I've applied to I haven't gotten, the last job I had I hated working every second of it so I quit. Same with the job before that. I'm a shut in, even my friends make fun of me. I don't get out much, one could assume. Not my personal blog; but I'm horrifically depressed as well, but I assume that is the norm for others around here.

Ah well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 07:48:49 2012 No.9357259 >>9357253 You sound like a typical teenager. >horrifically depressed >my friends make fun of me >friends >make fun of me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 07:58:51 2012 No.9357287 >>9357253 >I'm a shut in >my friends make fun of me Then how do you know that?

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 08:00:21 2012 No.9357297

'kay I go for the biggest failure medal

29, hugless etc. virgin living with parents

Never wanted to do anything, never had hobbies. I tried to learn something after I got out from highschool but just wasted like 8 years.

A few years ago I finally admitted that I can't do anything and since then I working in a minimum wage job. I don't see any future. When my parents die I will be homeless for sure if I don't kill myself.

Although I never did any sport in my life so my health is so bad that I have a great chance to die in my 40s.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 08:04:21 2012 No.9357306 >>9357297 29 and virgin!? You have my condolences. Nah, you are just kidding.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 08:05:51 2012 No.9357311 >>9357297 Quit your job and go on autism bucks and then maybe you can take sudo's place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 08:08:36 2012 No.9357324 >>9357297 >When my parents die I just don't understand how people can spout it so easily. You seem to be in debt to them. fiuh,, whito pigu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 08:12:21 2012 No.9357338 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x58nZ92c3lg

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 08:13:37 2012 No.9357341

>>9357306
Why is my virginity so unbelivable? If I remember correctly there are way older virgins here.

>>9357311
I kid you not in my country if you miss a leg you don't get anything from the goverment because you can work. Same with mental (i.e.: not real) problems.

>>9357324
Long story short: my parents never cared about me emotionally.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 08:14:52 2012 No.9357345 yep, 24 here. Recovering from a horrible insidious illness so I guess I have some excuse.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 08:21:22 2012 No.9357365

Why not?
23
Have girlfriend (who plays games, watches anime w/e, spends more time on /jp/ than I), in-education and will most likely be employed as a researcher at the university i study at (started publishing papers at bachelor level).

Things feel pretty ok.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 08:21:37 2012 No.9357367 >>9356375 That's kind of cute, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 08:40:15 2012 No.9357423 >>9357345 Everyone here has an illness. Irashai.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 08:44:17 2012 No.9357434
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Currently eighteen years of age.

I would probably stay this way forever if my mom wasn't living with her boyfriend. I can't take his presence anymore. I told my mom this and she even offered to pay for a separate apartment just for me, but I refused. She is not that rich and I don't want to make her work even more.

I am desperately trying to find a way to earn money even though I have zero motivation. The only thing pushing me is my need for a place where I can fully relax.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 08:44:33 2012 No.9357435 >>9357341 >mental (i.e.: not real) Oh boy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 08:48:47 2012 No.9357455 42, retired/NEET for 5 years now

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 08:51:32 2012 No.9357469 >>9357455 How's it like being an old man on /jp/?

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 08:53:02 2012 No.9357483

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 08:55:48 2012 No.9357491 >>9357469 Being on 4chan at all is kinda like this: >>9357483

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 08:57:17 2012 No.9357494 >>9357491 Can you be my daddy?...

>>	suigentoo !XAocJCQf0s Fri Jul 13 12:10:12 2012 No.9358147 19 since sunday. tfw everyone else is moving on. life is in shambles ;-; [/]spoiler]

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 14:32:11 2012 No.9358741
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>>9356722

Definitely. I look up to him and I want to be like him. My dad's kindness is the only thing that has kept me alive since I left home. It's not just about the money either, I can't bear the thought of him dying.
My mother was much more to blame for the fact that I'm psychologically fucked, but he was often absent during my childhood so I think part of his willingness to let me leech off him is out of guilt.

But he is a really good person even if he failed at making sure a child grew up to be normal. Love him, can't say the same thing about my mother. Really sorry to hear about your own father, I hope you can escape your troubles someday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 14:36:41 2012 No.9358771 >>9356273 If I discovered that /jp/ is mostly populated by 14 year olds.... I'd have to ask them which orphanage for exceptionally talented they write from

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 14:38:11 2012 No.9358777 >>9358771 lol im just 12

>>	a worthless person !Ev06XYcl12 Fri Jul 13 14:39:12 2012 No.9358784 19...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 14:41:26 2012 No.9358800 >>9356866 Same, except I'm not going to go to university. Ever. And I regret suffering through high school.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 14:41:41 2012 No.9358804
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24, took me five years to get a useless degree. No job experience, no license, no car, just a piece of paper worth shit and $22k in debt after 5 years.

I'm moving in with my parents at the end of the month and they're telling me I can't do anything on Sabbath and forcing me to get a job and study for a master's degree program.

I'm hoping the plane crashes on the way there and I go out a martyr rather than a loser.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 14:43:43 2012 No.9358813 >>9357086 You're only 23? What the fuck. So when I first ever spoke to you, you were 18-19? I have lost all respect I had for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 14:46:29 2012 No.9358832 15 and living the NEET dream. Fuck yeah. （＾ω＾) Support ZUNBAR! Put this in your signature if you want to rename /jp/ to "2D/Random" （＾ω＾ )

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 14:46:58 2012 No.9358834 So I've briefly scanned the thread and maybe I missed something, but am I the only person in my 30s? 4chan has been around since 2003, and the split was 2008. Surely there's someone else this old here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 14:47:43 2012 No.9358842 >>9358832 but your 17 happy birthday soon btw im makeing you a present

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 14:54:43 2012 No.9358885 >>9358834 i can think of one guy who from /jp/ who was 35-36 in 2007 but i don't know if he even goes to 4chan anymore (we lost touch)

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 14:55:28 2012 No.9358889

>>9356635
Note the difference in age between someone who is 1 and another who is 2. Double. Wait a year. They're 2 and 3. Less than double. Although you could never catch someone in age, the difference would approach an infinitely small figure given infinite time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 14:55:43 2012 No.9358892 >>9358885 >/jp/ >in 2007 I sure as HELL hope I parsed you're sentence wrong

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 14:55:43 2012 No.9358893 31 NEET kissless virgin and living with my parents I'm just waiting to 2013 to kill myself

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 14:56:58 2012 No.9358897

>>9358885
i know there are definately neet in their 30s who browse 4chan
though they do it secretly
but im guessing if you're in your 40s and you dont have any disabilities/not retired you probably dont either go on 4chan or dont tell people because of the shame

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 14:58:16 2012 No.9358904 File: 31 KB, 468x510, 20021227-2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This pretty much sums up my last 5 years. I'm 24 now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:00:16 2012 No.9358913 File: 20 KB, 240x427, 4355e8a7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9358834 >Surely there's someone else this old here? Yo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:01:16 2012 No.9358920 I'm 28, almost 29. I'm still in college after changing majors twice and failing out twice. I'm on autismbucks too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:01:32 2012 No.9358921 >>9358904 So you actually have a degree? What's the problem, then? You're normal for your age. Go draw some SMBC-style comics. Become an internet superstar!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:02:16 2012 No.9358928 >>9358920 how did u get the autismbux

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:02:46 2012 No.9358930

21, with one year left in my degree. Problem is, I can't ever see myself working. I'm smart enough that I can pass my degree with about a weeks worth of work each year, and I don't care at all about the subject. I only took it to kill some time and get a free apartment thanks to the government while I'm studying, and when it's over I'm fucked. There's not one thing I can see myself doing for a living and being happy with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:03:16 2012 No.9358935 >>9357253 ``Not my personal blog'' is not a license to use /jp/ as your personal blog.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:03:16 2012 No.9358936 11 here. Philosophical. I guess you could say I'm a loli NEET. Mehh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:05:16 2012 No.9358945 20. Starting uni in 2 days.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:05:31 2012 No.9358948 >>9358921 Being normal for my age is an insult. The OWS movement makes people my age look like fucking dipshits and I hate them. I would've been successful if I went into something marketable like CS.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:06:47 2012 No.9358957 >>9358892 yes, fuck. i met him on a different board but he ended up posting on /jp/ my memory is balls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:06:47 2012 No.9358958 >>9358935 >Greentext on /jp/ >Who am I quoting? >NOW I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT BECAUSE I QUALIFIED MYSELF AS ACKNOWLEDGING IT AS WRONG >does whatever she wants

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:08:16 2012 No.9358963 30-year-old wizard. Didn't get my own apartment until I was 26. Never had a girlfriend. Dropped out of university but got a decent job.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:08:46 2012 No.9358969 23 I have life long illness so it can't be helped. Plus I go to college for free thanks to welfare. My mother is happy that I haven't killed myself yet.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:14:24 2012 No.9359006

21 years old here. Going to be graduating college this year. Not sure what the fuck to do after that. Maybe I'll just join the military like my dad. My parents aren't going to let me do nothing and my uncle is an admiral so he might be able to pull some strings for me.

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Fri Jul 13 15:19:44 2012 No.9359047

The same old stories... seems /jp/ user base has stayed almost the same through all these years... just more shitposters came to shit up the board.

Well, I'm 23, and I would be a dentist in a couple of years if I hadn't dropped at 2nd year. I felt bad for having my parents spend so much money on a piece of shit like me and in the first place I just wanted to live up to their expectations.

Instead, next year I'll be working as a detective. It wasn't my choice, I didn't know what to do with my life, and the opportunity came and I couldn't refuse. My parents were going to kick me out if I did.

Good thing the career was a lot cheaper, shorter and easier (and military training stuff was great in the end). The income is not bad, but the problem is that the work itself is hardcore, risky, with long working times and I'm forced to appear to be something I'm not, and hide my hobbies like animu, and I don't care about people at all. I hate it, I fucking hate it, but it was my last chance.

I'll try to bear with this, and when I can't take it anymore I'll just blow my brains out with my service gun.

Don't let others choose for you /jp/. You'll regret it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:29:12 2012 No.9359122 Im 27. I just got my doctorate in medicinal chemistry right after finished pumping all my semen into your mother last night. Life's great

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:31:58 2012 No.9359138 I am 22. Notice how I have answered the question without writing my entire autobiography. I am a genius.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:32:42 2012 No.9359139 >>9358842 The fuck are you on about nerd? （＾ω＾) Support ZUNBAR! Put this in your signature if you want to rename /jp/ to "2D/Random" （＾ω＾ )

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:34:12 2012 No.9359148 >>9359047 a detective? that actually sounds neat, although I know it's probably nothing like on law & order anyway, I'm 24 in a month, and about to start grad school

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:37:57 2012 No.9359162 >>9359047 Go watch The Best of Youth. The guy who becomes a detective kills himself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:42:57 2012 No.9359183 I'm only 20. Sorry guys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:45:14 2012 No.9359194 My 18th birthday is a little over a week away. :3

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 15:45:14 2012 No.9359198

28
I would probably tell the same arrogant story that other people of my age did in the thread, but actual depression kicked in a year or so ago. Not that usual sad mood or shit you could brag there, but actual depression that makes you unable to do anything but sit there and sulk at the horrifying situation. Looks like I can't even relate to people on the internet, as everyone starts growing out of imageboards. I have some kind of job I cant stand or get proficient at, it robs me of most of the time, so fall back at visual novels and games. Backlog is repeatedly growing since 2010. There is no way out.
Can't wait for middle age crisis, so I could get depressed enough to end myself.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:03:17 2012 No.9359319

i'm 22. NEET, high school dropout, shut-in, etc.

>>9356258
why do murricans always complain about living with thier parents at 23-24 like it's some horrible thing? when do you normally move out? i always thought it's fairly common at least for yuropoors to live with their parents untill they're 25 or so, but i don't know anymore. is it just different in different countries or was i wrong in general?

>>9357341
where do you live?

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:05:17 2012 No.9359333

18
Kissless
Failing Community College

Feels like shit man. What do you do, /jp/ers? When your parents ask you, why you failed another year of education, what do you say? When they ask you to pay board, but you spend it all at internet cafes/cigarettes?

I feel so lost, and this is just the beginning of all the bad stuff ;-;

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:06:18 2012 No.9359346 >>9359333 I dropped out when I was 19 or 20 and they don't make me pay rent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:08:02 2012 No.9359375 33 years old i mainly surf /r9k/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:08:17 2012 No.9359361 >>9359346 That's no help :(

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:13:17 2012 No.9359416

I think that after college or whatever if you're still a virgin age doesn't matter, all those mid 20s seem like weird and late to normal people

I'm >>9359148 and a virgin, and I told my friend (I have one friend) that if I was still virgin at 25 I would get a prostitute, but I really don't want to

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:14:47 2012 No.9359426

20 and going to college (just to get a degree in being "Fucking Useless" aka Liberal Arts) . Stay at home because anxious misanthrope/pessimist/nihilistic. I know it sounds "edgy" but I sincerely dont see a point in living so might as well just stay home.

It is scary when I think about the future though. Pretty sure going to kill self after degree? Am I the only one that feels this way??

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:18:19 2012 No.9359458 sup 2kike

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:19:49 2012 No.9359465 >>9358804 please elaborate

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:23:34 2012 No.9359475
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How can someone feel like a loser? I've never understood this.

If you spend your day doing what you enjoy then aren't you living your life to the fullest? If you spend your day doing things that you don't enjoy then what would you prefer to do and why aren't you doing it?

Status symbols like whether or not you live with your parents or if you're in a relationship are completely irrelevant. The only thing that really matters is if you're doing something that you enjoy because why would anything else in life have value?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:25:49 2012 No.9359487 35 and wealthy. Forever alone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:25:49 2012 No.9359488 >>9359475 I spend all day doing things I enjoy, but it would be more ideal if I were doing other things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:26:19 2012 No.9359489 >>9359475 The only things in life that you feel like a winner are either helping other people or beating them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:26:19 2012 No.9359490 Cry babies. （＾ω＾) Support ZUNBAR! Put this in your signature if you want to rename /jp/ to "2D/Random" （＾ω＾ )

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:28:19 2012 No.9359498 >>9359475 >If you spend your day doing things that you don't enjoy then what would you prefer to do and why aren't you doing it? some people don't really enjoy anything. google anhedonia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:30:19 2012 No.9359508 18 no GF no friends in the neighborhood NEET

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:30:49 2012 No.9359510

>>9359475
> How can someone feel like a loser? I've never understood this.

Man is a social animal. The desire to be accepted by ones peers haunts him, though to varying degrees depending on the individual. Girls tend to feel the pain of not fitting in even worse but therefore have an easier time becoming normals.

> If you spend your day doing things that you don't enjoy then what would you prefer to do and why aren't you doing it?

Lack of courage, or being stuck in a rut. Laziness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:31:22 2012 No.9359511 >>9359475 Some people can;t do the things they enjoy.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:32:07 2012 No.9359515

Just turned 18. Failed a grade in high school, going into 12th after break. Would've graduated when I was 17 if this wasn't the case, so it's a pity. Father's kicking me out after I graduate if I don't have a job by then because he views me as more of someone who mooches off him than his own son. Still don't know what I want to do with my life. No interests besides games and anime. I would try to get into one of those fields, but I can't draw and have next to no imagination. I was debating getting into a science-related field (I frequent sci just as often as many other boards) but unless I make up for all my past years of school with my senior year, I doubt I'll get into even a decent college. I really don't care what I do, as long as it makes good money. But eh, faint glimmer of hope yet with one more year of HS to go, but probably heading into neetdom as we speak.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:32:23 2012 No.9359516

>>9356297
This except no beard.

I feel quite alright, and don't understand people who hate themselves or where they are in life, since it's their decisions that led to such a place.

Sometimes I feel like the only non-depressed person on /jp/.

Self-hating NEETs belong on /r9k/ and other shit boards.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:32:37 2012 No.9359518
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>>9359488

>but it would be more ideal if I were doing other things.

Why though? Would you enjoy these other things more than the things that you're currently doing?

If so, then why aren't you doing them? In a time like this there really are no limits. Motivation is the only limit, but if you're not motivated to do something then do you actually want to do it and if you don't want to do it then why do you feel upset about not doing it?

Social anxiety prevents you from getting something that you want? Take drugs. Valium, klonopin, etc. Any of these sedatives will do the trick.

Depression? Anti-depressants.

Unable to enjoy anything? Stimulants will help with that.

Medicine has come a long way. There is almost nothing in life that limits you that can't be cured by a pill.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:33:22 2012 No.9359521 >>9359518 >There is almost nothing in life that limits you that can't be cured by a pill. Just wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:33:37 2012 No.9359522 I'm 23 and plan on being home for a while still. My sisters were both over 26 before they moved out. One is 34 and might be coming back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:34:52 2012 No.9359527 >>9359521 What psychological ailment do you have that can't be treated with medicine? Of course there are diseases and disabilities, but the typical /jp/ problems like depression and anxiety are easily treatable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:35:52 2012 No.9359531 >>9356379 Not everyone's family hates them. Why would indebt yourself just to have the illusion of independence? Also have fun paying rent to jews for the rest of your life, and never owning that aparment you live in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:36:37 2012 No.9359535 >>9359527 >psychological Yeh, it isn't psychological. That's not something you specified in your previous post. You come of as overwhelmingly naive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:38:37 2012 No.9359553 >>9356607 You really don't though. The worst part of school is the academic pressure combined with the social anxiety, coupled with the fact that most degrees are worthless.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:39:37 2012 No.9359560

>>9359518
the pills don't work for everyone though. and the results aren't exactly spectacular when they do.

>>9359516
>Self-hating NEETs belong on /r9k/ and other shit boards.
what if someone accepts and enjoys the NEETness itself but is self-hating for other reasons? i think you're oversimplyfying stuff.
i don't think depressed people don't belong here simply because they're depressed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:40:22 2012 No.9359566 >>9356489 This. I wonder how Japanese NEETs deal with their parents trying to force arranged marriages on them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:41:22 2012 No.9359574 >>9359560 He's one of those retarded floorshitting truNEETs who don't feel depression. Just ignore him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:42:22 2012 No.9359577 >>9356580 I know how you feel. It helps that I don't look any older, except having longer hair, despite being 22. I still get carded when I shave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:43:23 2012 No.9359580 >>9356619 Language classes are a bad idea, since you are forced to give lengthy oral presentations all the time, as a test that you are learning the language. Learning in a class is a bad idea anyway.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:45:22 2012 No.9359587

>>9359535

>Yeh, it isn't psychological. That's not something you specified in your previous post.

It was implied though. I mentioned depression, social anxiety, and the inability to enjoy things.

I know these things from first hand experience. I've sampled most pharmaceutical drugs and they completely change you. It's very great stuff.

How many people on /jp/ seem to have severe ailments? If you look at most of these threads, even this one right here, almost every ailment that is mentioned is depression or some form of anxiety.

>>9359560

>the pills don't work for everyone though. and the results aren't exactly spectacular when they do.

They do though. There are certain pills that don't work for a lot of people (SSRIs) but there are certain drugs that will work for everyone. Look at an extreme example like cocaine or methamphetamine. These drugs will take the most depressed person in the world and turn them into a ray of sunshine and happiness within five minutes.

Those are some extreme examples, but legal pharmaceutical alternatives that are still quite potent exist and work very well for depression. For example, I take stimulants every morning and everything that I do feels so enjoyable, but in the past I could barely find the motivation to get out of bed.

>>	Rei !p8eYCadcMo Fri Jul 13 16:57:11 2012 No.9359636 >>9356534 Did the cat die?

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:59:25 2012 No.9359640

>>9359587
>Look at an extreme example like cocaine or methamphetamine.
i meant prescription drugs.
>Those are some extreme examples, but legal pharmaceutical alternatives that are still quite potent exist and work very well for depression.
of coruse, some are more potent than the other, but there are still people with disorders that are treatment resistant. it's not like there are some magic hardcore pills that will make literally everyone happy, these are illegal.
and even if some of the common meds work for you, it can still take shittons of time to find the right ones. it's not an instant fix.

i think a lot of people here are on some meds already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 16:59:55 2012 No.9359642 16 I just came to visit though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:03:11 2012 No.9359654 25. Not giving a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:04:42 2012 No.9359662 >>9359516 Everyone has different life episodes. One day it might strike you as a hammer. Its determined purely by how you see it, its just distorted in one way or another.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:06:42 2012 No.9359668 I'm going to buy a van and live out of it.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:07:41 2012 No.9359670
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>>9359640

>it's not like there are some magic hardcore pills that will make literally everyone happy

Honestly, I think that stimulants are a bit like this. I only know about anxiety and depression since that's what I've been treated for, but I think the medications for these are essentially magic pills.

It's just not really possible to feel depressed when your mind is being flooded with dopamine and it's not really possible to feel anxious when you're so heavily sedated that you could walk down the street naked without feeling a hint of anxiety.

I've never seen one person who hasn't been instantly cured of their anxiety or depression by taking either a stimulant or a sedative. There's a reason why so many people abuse these drugs and buy as much as they can from drug dealers. They just work.

Freud was wrong about a lot of things, but his love for cocaine was pretty much spot on. Stimulants really are the wonder drug.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:08:57 2012 No.9359678 >>9359670 Have you never taken any stimulants or something, they're full on anxiety inducing pills.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:11:56 2012 No.9359692 >>9359518 I might, I might not. I think so, though. I don't do these other things because I'm an addict. I have a psychological hang-up about drugs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:12:26 2012 No.9359693 >>9359670 not everyone can take stimulants. besdies, this >>9359678

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:12:57 2012 No.9359695

>>9359678

Stimulants are for the depression, but the sedatives are for the anxiety. You mix them together for the perfect combination.

I've been prescribed a mix of amphetamines and benzos for about three years now, I've taken the same dose every day and it just works. They work amazingly together. The anxiety is eliminated by the sedatives and any depression or lethargy that you may feel is eliminated by the stimulants.

My depression was to the degree that I couldn't get out of bed and my anxiety was so bad that I couldn't leave the house. Both fixed within 10-20 minutes of taking the pills.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:14:41 2012 No.9359700 >>9356934 Why are you ashamed? Also they aren't really your friends if they cause shame in you.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:16:41 2012 No.9359712

>>9359700
>Also they aren't really your friends if they cause shame in you.
It's not their fault he's pitiful and self-hating. It's more that he's not mentally capable of having people who have done anything with their lives as friends (probably why he comes here to blog).

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:18:43 2012 No.9359725

Am 20 years old. Trying to graduate. Used to have a scholarship but I'm a lazy ass and have extended by a lot for my thesis which a frequently procrastinate doing. And my family isn't in the best financial situation so I don't have the luxury of guilty free mooching off one's parents kind of lifestyle. Though it's not so bad I'm sure there are still people worse off. At least I'm in this strong relationship with a fellow otaku and it's great! Going into 2 1/2 years actually. I just really need to fucking focus. I have a great problem with keeping focus I have too many hobbies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:21:27 2012 No.9359744 File: 90 KB, 320x320, adderall-23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9359725 >I just really need to fucking focus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:22:12 2012 No.9359747 Turning 17 in two weeks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:23:12 2012 No.9359755 >>9356471 Ok this might sound freaky but I think I've had a de ja vu about this thread and seeing this post. Just kinda woah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:23:27 2012 No.9359756 19 NEET Hikki I don't know what is going to happen to me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:23:57 2012 No.9359760 >>9359518 The problem is actually getting those pills, since doctor-shopping is a bad idea, and I don't want to deal with drug dealers.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:26:42 2012 No.9359771

>>9359678
They only give anxiety during some bad comedowns.

The problem with stims is, how quickly tolerance builds. Someone who doesn't know their limits, or who is using them for motivation might increase the dosage constantly, until you become unable to enjoy anything due to having lowered heavily your dopamine levels.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:28:12 2012 No.9359776 26. Moved out at 18 for school. left country for college, managed to get a scholarship. Now working in a drilling rig and living there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:33:29 2012 No.9359795 22, graduated, live with parents but I see no problem with it though. My life is pretty empty though. I spend my time being horrified of reality, bitching and whining. >>9356619 I got a useless psych degree. Great, innit?

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:33:44 2012 No.9359796

>>9359771

>Someone who doesn't know their limits, or who is using them for motivation might increase the dosage constantly

You still get plenty of motivation at therapeutic dosages though. When I was first experimenting with different dosages I actually found that the higher doses were worse.

Sure, you definitely get high, but the comedown is terrible and the high always caused me to just get hyperfocused on stupid shit like cleaning the house for hours or dancing around like a retard. I never really did anything that would have been enjoyable under normal circumstances.

Low doses have no comedown or tolerance build-up and they still give you enough motivation to enjoy things and stay focused. You just don't spend six hours dancing euphorically in front of a mirror while listening to shitty techno music.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:36:45 2012 No.9359811 /jp/ - Blog culture

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:36:59 2012 No.9359814 >>9359795 >I spend my time being horrified of reality, bitching and whining. You forgot ``posting 800 times per week to tell /jp/ about my psych degree and its lack of prospects''

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:39:14 2012 No.9359821 Went to University, came out with a shitty degree because I was depressed as fuck and did no work, spent 2 years sat in my room crying and watching anime. Life is good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:40:44 2012 No.9359826 I'm 22 No past, no future I'll be surprised if I live to 30 /jp/ seems to have a lot of college students/graduates so yeah our pathetic kind is a minority

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:42:14 2012 No.9359832 I'm 16 nd all I do is SHITPOST nd deres nuthin u can do bout itLOL

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:43:30 2012 No.9359840 >>9359832 Fucking kids making us professional funposters look bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:44:31 2012 No.9359848 >>9359814 Only in specified shitty threads. So only as often as we get those blog threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:45:31 2012 No.9359851 >>9359840 go cry to r9k for being such a failure nd a burden on ur family h0m0

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:50:31 2012 No.9359877
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I'm 28 now and still live with my mother; I still don't get my degree, do not have a steady job or a 3DPD or any friends left; and I heartly do not mean for any of that to ever change, since normal success is a gigantic farse...

I'm just doing a little stuff I can do at home, to have some extra money pay for my figs and other collectibles. I'm just killing some time until either EVA Rebuild or own agonizing world is finally (and gladly) done.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:52:30 2012 No.9359884 OP, I'm 24 and I have my own place and I can say that, it hasn't changed my life a bit. Probably to worse more than better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:54:28 2012 No.9359899 Considering the fact a lot of us are College 20 something NEETS. I'd like to take this chance to blame the educational system for overly glorifying traditional thought in teaching. It's old and outdated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 17:57:28 2012 No.9359911 18, I'm only in college because they give free financial aid money to go. Probably going to leave after they stop giving.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 18:01:50 2012 No.9359931 I'm a "successful" 18 years old university student. Graduated as a valedictorian in high school, even. I'm just that good at memorization. I swear I'm not what you think I am though so please don't ask me to get out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 18:04:50 2012 No.9359945 >>9359931 Please leave.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 18:12:19 2012 No.9359978

>>9359911
Exactly: I cling there just for the scholarships, for the longest I can. I pay them back a little, with the little work I do there; but I don't mean to even attempt to pay back society for my public education, as if I ever could or as if a professional job that enhaces the current system would really help anyone in the bases.

I just don't want to become a contributive memeber of this shitty world, and will avoid it to death if possible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 18:32:10 2012 No.9360061 21 here. I'll be 22 in less than 2 months. I live alone in an apartment. My parents pay for all my living expenses. I've never worked a day in my life. I'll graduate from university next year, though I'm not sure what I'll do afterwards.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 18:45:49 2012 No.9360112

23. Did pretty well in uni but didn't land a job in my field. Now working a McJob and quickly dying inside since austimbux NEET here isn't easy to get and isn't enough to sustain you. Well, at least I still have enough to buy some rope, helium tank or firearm.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 18:47:53 2012 No.9360130

21, unemployed, dropped out of high school and community college because I hated being around others, currently living with my mom and stepdad. Not a virgin although I haven't had sex since 2007, and my second of two relationships ended two years ago (Honestly, I kind of wish that I was never involved with either of them). I've been avoiding everyone in my life, including my friends and most of my family for a while now.

I excessively and uncontrollably twitch around people, and I have mild tremors in my limbs. This causes me to be incredibly anxious in any given social situation.

I've only had one job flipping burgers. I was fired for not showing up on a day that I requested off a week in advance (to go to a meeting with my lawyers because I potentially had a lawsuit on my hands over a car accident). The managers probably just wanted to get rid of me because I didn't communicate well with my coworkers, and my nervous shaking habit caused me to be clumsy and mess things up.

So, I just sit on my pc all day, playing games, watching anime and posting on 4chan. Nobody ever calls me/wants to hang out with me and as a result, I've grown accustomed to my solitude and privacy.

TL;DR I'm a huge faggot with no friends

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 18:52:12 2012 No.9360150 File: 331 KB, 1045x1045, b64e5d972f6c18dc5bb2c1a04d348a20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9360112 Damn story of an entire generation (at the very least).

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 19:07:34 2012 No.9360217 >>9359796 Techno music is a sub-genre. Stop calling all electronic music techno, nerd.

Anonymous Fri Jul 13 22:49:17 2012 No.9361417 [DELETED]

Does anyone here have autism bucks?

I'm starting to get desperate for money now, and I can't work/go back to school.

How hard was it to get? I was diagnosed with autism spectrum like 10 years ago and I still have the paperwork.

How much can I get a month if I can get them to give me money?

I live in US.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 00:23:40 2012 No.9361920 File: 26 KB, 801x459, 1331836482369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am 25 and was all the time a NEET. I never worked before... I am the biggest Loser here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 02:40:31 2012 No.9362612 >>9361920 You mean you've never been to school or worked for your entire life? Not even something like being homeschooled? If so, then you win. You're the truNEET king.

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