/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do when you're not posting on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

post on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

i fight for justice

[Anonymous No.]

I watch anime and play games while refreshing /jp/ ever few minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

Do otaku things, and no, not anime and videogames. Those are only for /a/ losers. /jp/ is for people who have overcome those childish hobbies.


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[Anonymous No.]

>>9353145
Why do people do this? When I watch anime I give it my full attention, so I don't miss anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353150

I don't miss anything either. I pause it.

[Anonymous No.]

I post on /a/

[Anonymous No.]

I hop from roof to roof in long black coat and try to look for true love. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353150
Why not ask /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353159
Because people here have similar interests, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

Cooking. Coding.

[Anonymous No.]

Usually taking a shit or making some food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353141
What is that toilet paper for on her desk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353164

Blowing her nose, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353164

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>>9353148
Whats so bad about childish hobbies, grandpa?

[Anonymous No.]

Do power sockets really look like that in Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353171
Dear god.

[Dexwyde !mbHjxjfHlA No.]

>>9353171
FUGG this image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353164
I was wondering why she needs two cups of writing utensils. I have one. That is enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353171

I don't understand. Are you trying to use this as evidence that men are better than women, or that /cgl/ is filled with bad people or something?

I mean, guys get smegma too. Dicks and vaginas are crude that way. And they're absolutely right about the hair stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353186
Guys don't get smegma unless they severely neglect daily hygiene routines. It's not a normal occurrence.

[Anonymous No.]

I play with my fumos while I listen to depressing records.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353186
Fuck off, fujoshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353166
Anime discussion goes on /a/. I'm not going to ask people how they like their steak cooked on /jp/ just because people here like to eat steak.

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>>9353171

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>>9353195
We're talking about browsing habits. Get over it you lunatic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353195
Food is part of culture though.

[Anonymous No.]

Play videogames

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353192

If you have foreskin and don't take more than one shower per day it's pretty unavoidable. For me anyway. Maybe I'm just in an environment that somehow makes me more susceptible to smegma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353200
>When I watch anime I give it my full attention, so I don't miss anything.

I don't see anything about your posting habits in that post. In fact, all I see are your anime watching habits.

>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353213
>nerdling

>>>/a/
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353207
One person responded to someone else, asking about a comment they made.

You are trying way too hard to fit in, nerdling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353197
Wait, my garbage bin is always full of cum tissues and I don't smell anything? pls help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353141
i mostly sleep, but i sometimes take showers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353171

there is another version/part of this screencap with the fat 3DPD leg. anyone has it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353150
No self control.

That's why 4chan downtime is the most productive times of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353197
Women and men are different. Men can be gross and crude, women can't.

Besides, nothing in that image is nearly as bad as that /cgl/ shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353157
I sincerely hope that you find it someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353229
>Men can be gross and crude, women can't.
...you're lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353192
Every morning, if I have fapped the previous day. It's normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353244
btw im a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353246
It definitely isn't. I often go to sleep without even washing my dick after fapping and I never get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353252
>>9353246
>>9353205
I'm so glad I'm cut. Smegma is disgusting, and having to wash your dick all the time would be a pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353256
Oh boy, here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353246

I used to get it smegma until I got the skin cut.

[Anonymous No.]

frictional characters don't care about hygiene, why should I

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353197
>I can't stop picking my nose.
...is the fact that he picks his nose supposed to be gross? or just that he flings them across the room?
if he just wiped it on a tissue would it be fine? or still gross?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353263
Who doesn't pick their nose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353229
>women can't.

Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353269
Because they are women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353269

Women are practically useless as is.

They can't afford to be dirty too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353269
Because they need to behave like proper ladies, and not filthy harlots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353256
You couldn't notice it unless you pull your foreskin all the way back(which you don't do unless you're washing it). It's not really disgusting if you can't see or smell it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353287
See, this is why you probably have smegma. I pull it back all the way every time I pee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353195
I wonder if you are just pretending to be retarded. People will be go in-depth about what they are talking about, be it anime, food, or whateverthefuck. Unless you want everyone just to make one liner comments which is retarded but understandable since you have assburgers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353276
Women aren't useless. Quit being such a misogynist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353268
I pick my nose and eat the snot. It is disgusting as fuck but old habits die hard.

Fuck. At least I don't try to hide it in front of people anymore..

fuck..

[Anonymous No.]

Roll around in bed hugging my pillow pretending it were a real person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353307
Now that i think about it, so do I. But I doubt little airing changes anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353141
Lurk on /jp/. Watch anime. Read manga.
Play Touhou. Play other games. Go to other forums/boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353332

They are actually. Men lead, and women are decoration. It had always been this way throughout history.

Now technology has developed to the point of rendering the female race useless.

Just watch them go completley obsolete in the next decade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353475
That's funny when scientific reports have said that the Y chromosome in males will be phased out in future generations to come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353567
>scientific reports
I think you meant to say "junk science."

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353256
>I'm so glad I'm cut.

Clearly you've never experienced masturbating with your silky hood running across your head and shaft.

[Anonymous No.]

I just spent like 6 hours cleaning my room. I threw out over 3 trash bags full of junk, and I didn't even have that much stuff to begin with. It was mostly old magazines and some musty books, along with a ton of old school supplies. I feel kind of depressed now.

[Anonymous No.]

I play League of Legends until I puke.

[Anonymous No.]

I watch normie movies. Has /jp/ seen ``There will be blood''? Highly recommended.

The main character reminds me of /jp/ except he successful and is unable to take it easy. And the closest thing you have to an antagonist is pretty much an ironic shitposting kid getting in the way.

[Anonymous No.]

Work at my 6 figure job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353186
it's to reinforce the sour grapes mentality of people who can't get women and thus have "
waifus"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354216
Get out, fujoshi landwhale scum.

>>>/cgl/

[Anonymous No.]

Make money, fuck bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

WoW but it's getting boring fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354216
Nothing gets me madder than normals and their sour grapes argument. It's more like the only grapes available are sour, and because you can't resist them anyway you stuff yourself with them and pretend they aren't sour and get mad at the people who won't pretend with you. Because you spend all your life just getting at and eating those sour grapes, and you need to defend this decision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354220
I'm a male, and i can see through your pathetic farce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354220
Please do not use “sage”, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354216
>can't get

That's a strange way to spell "don't want".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354222
They're only sour to you because you're so unwanted and ugly, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353141
Let's play spot the condoms.

[Anonymous No.]

Being uncut is so amazing.

I don't understand this. How ignorant you have to be to think it's better to remove something we were designed to have? Suddenly Mother Nature's billions of years of evolution means nothing, and that you (kikes) know better?

[Anonymous No.]

Sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353601
I bet you just discard scientific research that doesn't seem to suggest the viewpoints you already hold as "junk science" while accepting all research that affirms them, without any other way of discriminating between the two.

Not that I agree with the guy you're talking to. Just that the majority of people do this, and you probably do too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354234
>kikes

Racism is not tolerate on /jp/.

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9353313#p9353692

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354234
There's no reason for them to do it other than "a true jew needs to be cut, it's tradition!"

It has nothing to do with being better or more practical

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354243

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354228
Your argument breaks down the moment someone who is actually physically desirable to normals is interested in 2D instead, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354234
Naturalistic fallacy. Evolution doesn't automatically aim towards making things better. The environment does. Most evolutionary mutations are actually harmful or useless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354248
Good thing there isn't anyone like that? You literally cannot find someone who isn't an ugly as sin fat neckbeard loser living in his mother's basement with cheetos fingers and a balding head who will give into this "waifu" bullshit, because he wouldn't need to if he wasn't physically disgusting.

Of course sometimes they may be physically appealing but so fucking disturbed mentally that they end up this way too.

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>>9353197

What the fuck is so difficult here. Why can't they fucking cum in some tissues then flush them down the toilet?

I always do that, it's easiest way to dispose of cum. God /v/ is more autistic than /jp/ and /a/ combined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354262
Those are some really interesting assumption. I'm sure you can prove that, right?

Reminder: "It's common sense" is not an argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354266
I am so glad anime girls do not have periods (unless the artist wants them to).

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354241
Why do you autists keep linking to this dead archived post with literally zero authority behind it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353256
You don't have to "wash it out" just have a shower once a day which you should be doing anyway.

Could probably get away with every 2 days if you're disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354290
>just have a shower once a day which you should be doing anyway

Why? You're not my mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354266
That gotta be a joke, no one would post about that fetish openly exposing their faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354276
You are asking ME to prove that? I would need to track down everyone on the world who rejects real women for a 'waifu' and confirm for myself. And I could never be sure that someone else who rejects them has eluded my research. I literally cannot prove it, it's impossible.

However you can easily prove the opposite by simply producing one person who does not match that description. But you won't. They don't exist. There is literally only one reason for someone to reject real women and pretend they like drawings more, and that's because they can't get real women if they even tried and need to take that fact and pretend it's something they chose themselves to empower themselves because they have literally no power over anything and are worthless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354234

Cut is better. Any women will agree that sex with someone who is cut is better than uncut.

Stop deluding yourself by having some disgusting piece of shit extra skin on your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354243
That's true of everyone to a degree, even scientists. People believe in things and fashion the evidence they are exposed to and accept in such a way that it conforms with their beliefs (for the most part).

What I originally meant, though, was that according to more recent studies, the Y chromosome "disappearing" was much ado about nothing. The Y chromosome tends to lose genes that don't pertain to its main function and has been doing so for a long time. That's what I meant with "junk science" (more referring to the public perception of the study as "men disappearing" than the actual study itself). Maybe "junk science journalism" would have been more accurate if slightly less clear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353197
I thought I was the only one who just cummed on my bed instead of using tissues or socks.

[Anonymous No.]

I noticed there are a lot of meta and "TruNEET" threads on /jp/, did the NEO janitor get relieved of his position?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354295
>I literally cannot prove it, it's impossible.

So you cannot factually back up your claims?

>There is literally only one reason for someone to reject real women and pretend they like drawings more, and that's because they can't get real women if they even tried and need to take that fact and pretend it's something they chose themselves to empower themselves because they have literally no power over anything and are worthless.

Or maybe they don't find their shitty attitudes worth dealing with? Not to mention the fact that 2D girls are much better looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354300
> Letting a bunch of old jews dictate what happens to your cock

> having to use lubricant just to jack off

hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354297
I can't factually back it up because what you are asking me to prove is like the same as trying to prove that all crows are black. How can I do that? I would have to have every crow in the world to know. How am I going to know if I have every crow in the world? I can't.

You are the one who can easily factually back up your argument, assuming the argument is actually true of course and not something you make up to defend your sour grapes attitude towards something you can't get. You just need to produce one person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354319
>>9354319
>Letting

This is my main gripe about the whole cut vs. uncut thing. Most of us didn't have a choice, as it was done when we were infants. It really makes me angry but I guess that's why its commonly used as troll bait.

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>>9354290
The rule of the thumb with genitals is the "Wash what you can see" rule, same rule applies to girls. People who are ill-informed may make their child forcibly retract their foreskin to clean it when the child is young, This causes damage, and disrupts nature colonies living inside. This is where the myth that being intact causes more urinary tract infections, because of people making children wash like this, same applies for girls as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354306
As long as it's not anime, it's good.

（ ＾ω＾) Support ZUNBAR! Put this in your signature if you want to rename /jp/ to "2D/Random" （＾ω＾ )

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354319
Not the guy you're talking to but I didn't ask to be circumcised. I'd love to have my body in one piece.

But I don't have to use lube to masturbate. I've never needed to and my penis doesn't get harmed. I have no idea where people get that idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354324
Does that include cock threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354319
Jokes on you, I don't jack off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354324
wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354300
Cut guys always have to go to great lengths to justify their mutilation that's only popular in America and Israel.

Uncut guys know better, I mean if cut was genuinely better uncut guys could get it done if they wanted but they never do because it's objectively worse.

Cut guys are stuck that way, so have to try and convince others it's better… for their own sake.

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>>9354326
So what, am I not allowed to look down on you because it wasn't your choice? It also wasn't your choice to be ugly, or have retarded parents who give in to jewish lies and therefore produce retarded offspring, and so on. Doesn't change the fact that we're better than you.

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>>9354295
My god, learn how to write a sentence without using the word "Literally" at least once or twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354322
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosophical_burden_of_proof
>When debating any issue, there is an implicit burden of proof on the person asserting a claim.

You claimed that everyone who preferred 2D over 3D, is a balding permavirgin. Now you have to back it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354349
btw I'm a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354347
7/10 because I was ready for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Playing DayZ, making bread and playing guitar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354353
I don't care what your retarded wikipedia article says, can't you understand that it is literally impossible to prove for me? "Burden of proof" is either retarded in itself or perhaps it's just misused by retards like you who make it look like a retarded concept, I don't know.

The way you put it the person who makes a claim first is automatically determined to lose the argument literally because they just went first. If you started off with "people who aren't ugly/mentally unstable to the point of literally being able to get no woman can still reject real women in the favor of drawings" then I could use the same retarded wikipedia article against you.

So how about you stop stalling and produce ONE person who doesn't fit in with what I'm saying. How come that's so hard? I guess you aren't the one person in question because then you could do it easily, you must be admitting that you are physically unappealing by your silence, hoping that someone who shares your views but is not a repulsive neckbeard exists out there somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354382
I can't even take you seriously until you make a post without saying "Literally".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354382
>I don't care what your retarded wikipedia article says, can't you understand that it is literally impossible to prove for me? "Burden of proof" is either retarded in itself or perhaps it's just misused by retards like you who make it look like a retarded concept, I don't know.

Yeah, having to back up your baseless claims must be pretty difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353164
As you can tell with the kanji on the bottle, she's Japanese. She will need that for her horrible horrible colds.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: anal trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354401
I take it back. You aren't stalling, you're just trolling me. Because you cannot literally think that kind of defense will fly at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

I play in a band. You can be an antisocial shut in and play in a band. I used to throw up before playing in front of people due to nervousness, but these days I don't feel anything either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354322
I didn't ask you to back up or "prove" anything. Are you sure you're talking to the right person?

Furthermore, you seem not to understand inductive arguments. You introduce evidence to support an inductive argument (i.e. every X I've seen is a Y, thus every X is a Y). If, for example, I introduce evidence contra your assertion that all crows are black and show that some crows have albinism (and are white), then the inductive argument you've made (from instances to generalities) is invalidated. You have to offer evidence for your position, though, not "proof" (only true of deductive arguments). And without evidence, you have nothing but bald assertions.

I hope I've helped you through your confusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354295
Actually, when someone makes a claim in science, the burden of proof is on the person making the claim.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck are you guys even arguing about? I followed it ten replies up and can't tell, so I can only assume it's nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354431
I didn't quote the right person. I meant to quote 9354307

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354410
I know, it's ridiculous to ask for someone to back up the claims they are making.

Until you can prove it, I'm going to assume you're full of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354436
Some fujoshi is raging about how all 2D lovers are always too ugly to get some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354436
Some guy who uses the word literally every 5 seconds is arguing with another guy who's probably autistic about waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

I browse Futaba most of the time. I go to /jp/ to check the VN general threads and a few touhou threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354467
It's even more inane than I feared.

What will become of us now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354432
>>9354463
Says who? You're bringing in these retarded philosophy and scientific rules that are meant for establishing theories or whatever. Ignoring the fact that it should be literally effortless for him to produce someone who ISN'T a fat disgusting neckbeard or mentally unstable but STILL claims to reject 3D and go for drawings only.

I mean fine, you guys can go ahead and think you've won but you haven't proved that anyone like this exists, and I will always still hold to my assumption because it has never been proved otherwise when it is easy. It's like assuming fairies don't exist until someone can bring one and show you. Because that's literally how retarded your belief is.

I don't know if you actually believe in your sour grapes shit or if you have slowly convinced even yourself of your own argument as a defense mechanism so you don't need to admit that you are literally a failure at life because no woman will ever want to breed with you, but I know that the cause remains the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354493
>I'm going to keep on believing real hard until whatever I said becomes real.

Are you a religious zealot, by any chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354493
>You're bringing in these retarded philosophy and scientific rules that are meant for establishing theories or whatever.

Yeah, how dare we bring something stupid like "proving things" into this discussion.

> Ignoring the fact that it should be literally effortless for him to produce someone who ISN'T a fat disgusting neckbeard or mentally unstable but STILL claims to reject 3D and go for drawings only.

You made the claim that all 2D lovers are ugly and balding, so you have to back up what you said, or else I can safely assume what you said was false. Why should I believe something that you can't prove?

>you are literally a failure at life because no woman will ever want to breed with you

This may be shocking, but not every males life revolves around getting a girlfriend. Some of us decide that dealing with the bullshit and baggage that real women come with is not worth the hassle, and instead we do things we find enjoyable.

Why are you here, by the way? You are quite obviously not from this board, and should go back to where you came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354493
>literally a failure at life because no woman will ever want to breed with you
"Literally"? As opposed to metaphorically?

Personally, I think it's kind of sad for someone to consider himself a failure just because he doesn't have sex. That sort of mindset seems rather adolescent.

[Anonymous No.]

Cave games, 2hu, anime, fap.

Oh, and some japanese games on the psp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354262
>literally
>>9354295
>literally
>literally
>literally
>>9354382
>literally
>literally
>literally
>>9354493
>literally
>literally
>literally

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354493
>It's like assuming fairies don't exist until someone can bring one and show you.

And..? That sounds perfectly fucking reasonable. Why should I believe in fairies if nobody can prove to me that they exist?

[Anonymous No.]

Kono sure wa,
goran no sponsa

[ZUNBAR]

teikyou de okurishimasu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354626
You are obviously trolling now. It's literally the opposite. I am the one being asked to prove fairies don't exist, but I'm happy to assume that they don't until you can prove that they do. Someone who ISN'T a disgusting fat neckbeard or mentally unstable creep who is rejected by all women regardless still rejecting the pursuit of real women and drooling over drawings is the fairy. Doesn't exist, I'm being asked to prove that they don't, when the other side could easily prove that they do by just showing one of they're so confident.

You are either trolling or literally retarded. I'm done with this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is literally shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354682
Just like someone should not believe in fairies unless they were factually proven to be real, nobody should believe your baseless claims until you prove they are factually accurate.

All we want is to provide some concrete evidence to support the things you are saying. You can't do that, so we can accurately assume your claims are false. End of story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354626
>>9354682
Faeries are mythical creatures whose existence runs counter to everything we know about biology.

People who are not interested in women, but not physically repulsive, are not so.

But it looks like you ran out of troll steam anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354493
But to be honest, the world's overpopulated.

So I don't think that adding to the population (i.e. breeding) is nearly as much of a sign of success as it was in the past.

In any case, that's only a failure in one aspect of life, and it's one that isn't as significant as modern media makes it out to be.

You're probably just a stupid girl , btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9353171
>>9354266
I just realized that reading this is the closest I have ever come to the grossly descriptive "is this normal?" talk that is apparently common between women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9354234
Kikes can win every argument thanks to pic related, and how meek/brainwashed people on this site are.