/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

The air conditioning in my house broke, and now I can't stay inside anymore, its like an oven! It's 46C inside my house, I can't stand it.

I need to leave, and find a place that has some cold air flowing, but I'm scared!

Please hold my hand /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

You could move into my place and i would... No, we would have a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry, everything will be okay.


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[Anonymous No.]

Farewell, sweet prince

[Anonymous No.]

Take a shower.

[Anonymous No.]

You should come over here

It's been raining most of the day

[Anonymous No.]

Get a cold wet clothe and rub it on your body.

[Anonymous No.]

man the fuck up, I deal with this every day and no A/C you pussy ass bitch

I bet you're a little pussy bitch liberal voting for Obama

[Anonymous No.]

>>9351602
But I don't know where you live
>>9351603
Farewell, Horatio
>>9351631
I took a cold shower, but I'm still burning

[Anonymous No.]

Get one of those cheap chinese dyson fans from dealextreme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9351634
I don't know where you live either
>>9351637
I tried that too, with ice also, but it doesn't work for long
>>9351639
But I'm not you! Don't be so mean!
>pic :_:
>>9351649
I got some blowing, but they're blowing more hot air

[Anonymous No.]

>>9351663
>pic

[Anonymous No.]

Sit in a bathtub full of ice, then slit your wrists. You won't be hot anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9351689
But that will hurt

[Anonymous No.]

ENTIRE THREAD IS BABBIES

[Anonymous No.]

Okay /jp/ I think I'm okay, I'm going to go outside, you gave me the courage I needed!

I GOT THIS /jp/! Wish me luck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9351749
great, i hope you die

[Anonymous No.]

>>9351749
Sit on the laptop with your grass. I don't now how your outside is by my is closed to nature, without any people so I like to sit outside when it's hot but it does not really get too hot here as it's northern europe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9351757
In other news, a confused, mentally-ill manchild died of heat stroke after venturing out for the first time in 5 years.

[Anonymous No.]

Air your room, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

OH MY GOSH
Guys, I'm back, and I had an amazing trip, I went to the supermarket, and got some Popsicles! Oh my goodness! It was magical! I never knew so many people existed in this world!

And all the lewdly dressed girls, it made me blush to see girls dressed so perversely, they were in bathing suits, I couldn't believe it!

Later I went to McDonalds for the first time, and had the MOST DELICIOUS THING EVER!

And then it started to rain, and it felt so glorious!

I might go outside more, THANK YOU /jp/ FOR GIVING ME THE COURAGE!

It was the greatest day ever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9351764
>Sit on the laptop with your grass

That sounds difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9352491
What did you get from McDonald's™®?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9352537
I got one of those special angus burgers, they cost a little extra, but it was worth it! It looked just like the picture too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9352547

When I went to the Mcdonalds last night I was asked for money on the way in and then I couldn't buy an Angus meal lest the guy notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9352558
That was the most beta thing I have ever read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9352569

Wouldn't it have at least been more beta to have given him money?

[Anonymous No.]

I still get chicken nuggets every time I go to mcdonalds. My mom never cooks, and I don't know how, so I've eaten it all my life. I get it for dinner every single day.

I'm glad I have skinny genes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9352575
You should have calmly informed him that you will not enable his drug addiction by giving him money, and then walked outside and ate it in front of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9352576
my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>9352576
>skinny genes

Oh boy you're going to hate it when you hit your mid-twenties.

[Anonymous No.]

get a wet rag and wear it as a scarf
if you have a fan also get a wet rag and hang it over the front of the fan
keep a bowl nearby the fan for rag dunking
this is what I do, I have no idea if it works

[Anonymous No.]

>>9352491

Thank you for the laugh, OP. You sound really cute.