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I wish to befriend Japanese schoolgirls.

How do I make this happen? Help /jp/.

>> No.9349795
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9349795

I am Hitomi! A Japanese school girl.

I want a Western man. I like what all Japanese school girls like. If this is you, please respond:

* White man with blue eyes.
* Big soft belly for me to sleep on, -_-.
* Fur around the neck, like a lion, RAWR!
* You have to like anime, and know much of many shows.

We can get married and you can come here to Japan. My father owns an Anime company. You can become an executive.

>> No.9349812
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>>9349795

yes just what i've been looking for

>> No.9349817

>>9349795
I can be big strong black man if you want.

>> No.9349819
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>>9349795
No. I know 3DPD are kind of whorish and stupid and nothing like this, but I don't care.

I wish to ingratiate myself to a group of whorish and stupid Japanese girls and have them adore me.

Please help /jp/.

>> No.9349820

>>9349795
A Japanese girl could truly appreciate my bear-like manliness.

>> No.9349825

>>9349819
>I wish to ingratiate myself to a group of whorish and stupid Japanese girls and have them adore me.

They'll just end up using you and tossing you aside.

>> No.9349832

>>9349825

that's what he meant anyway

>> No.9349833

>>9349819
Be Bobby Hill.

>> No.9349842

step 1: live in Japan

Come back when you're done with that nerd.

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>>9349825
No they won't. They'll worship my worldly charms and foreign exoticism.

And they'll all cry when I leave them for my next adventure, and I'll just smile knowingly and pat their heads before saying "Sayonara" and walking into the sunset.

That's just how it is, /jp/.

>> No.9349869

>>9349862
You're so dreamy, Anon-san.

>> No.9349872
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>>9349869
I know, schoolgirl-chan. I know.

>> No.9349879

>>9349789
Rape them, then tell their mothers. Then you'll get more than just friends. SEXMATES.

>> No.9349881

>>9349872
Pure maiden

>> No.9349884

>>9349862
This is one suave motherfucker. I think he has what it takes.

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>>9349884
Of course I have. Now all I need is /jp/'s help finding the girls.

>> No.9349923
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Thanks for ruining my day anon.

>> No.9349941
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>>9349908
>>9349872
>>9349862
All day Every day!!!

>> No.9349959

1) Learn Japanese
2) Contact Japanese schoolgirls

>> No.9349958

The same way you befriended American schoolgirls. Only it will be in Japanese.

>> No.9349966

Eat the heart of a Japanese schoolboy.

>> No.9349980
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Give them money, Japanese schoolgirls like the money.

Protip: Japanese women love money too. Also non Japanese women too.

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>>9349980
No, I have to seduce them with my worldly charms. Not money.

>> No.9350002

>>9349994
But you lack charm, hence why you are in /jp/.

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>>9350002
You're wrong. I'm very charming, I'm just waiting for the right moment to show it.

>> No.9350010

>>9350008
>japanese schoolgirl collapsed in the snow.jpg
moe

>> No.9350012
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Do JET, fuck bitches.

>> No.9350030

>>9349994
Why are the other two wearing long skirts? I have always feared of the day where Japan doesn't force girls to wear short skirts. I think it may be close. ;_;

>> No.9350031

>>9349789

GOD DAAAAAAMN MY DICK

>> No.9350036

>>9350030
>force
They don't force it... in fact its an act of rebelliousness against the school.

>> No.9350037

>>9350030
Because they are too fat to show their legs.

>> No.9350135
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Everytime I lived overseas our school would get a "exchange" student if you want to call it that. Happened in Germany, Korea, and Japan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-GY6vXtAXI

The girl who was talking about singing was pretty cool, she likes "elkdor skrolls obrivion peeseetree".

>>9349833
Also do this, ALL bitches love bobby-chan.

>> No.9350158
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>>9349789

It's simple, go to Japan and don't act like a total idiot.

>> No.9350173

Can you befriend a schoolgirl from your country? No? What makes you think Japanese girls are any different?

>> No.9350189

>>9350173
they are more open to foreigners.
curiosity and bigger dicks.

>> No.9350219

>>9350189
lel

>> No.9350230

>>9350173
>Can you befriend a schoolgirl from your country?
Yes. I'm not from America, so schoolgirls can actually be a little friendly.

>> No.9350905

>>9350189

>more open to foreigners

Do westerners actually believe this?

Lol, Japanese look down on foreigners. They'd rather not have your inferior white ass ruin their superior race.

>> No.9350959

>>9350905
> They'd rather not have your inferior white ass ruin their superior race.
They're pretty open, as logn as you're not an american you'll be treated humanly, at least.

>> No.9350983

>>9350905
americans are a joke in japan

>> No.9351239

>>9349994
Fucking slut. Why cant more girls wear their uniforms properly like the other pure maidens next to her?

>> No.9351242

>>9351239
They'd wear it too if they weren't so fucking fat.

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