/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if Patchy wanted to get intimate with you?

[Anonymous No.]

Tell her to muck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Is "what would you do" the new "which 2hu fuk"?

[Nephew Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Patchy's awkward attempts at turning me on would be adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

ask her if that's why she is always wearing pajamas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9346940
Tell her to come with Koa or not bother.

[Anonymous No.]

I would happily play video games with her.

[Anonymous No.]

There are many dangers associated with attempting to have intercourse with a touhou. The most severe of these has to do with the exposure of the genitals to materials typically used for artistic depictions: graphite, paints, magnetically-charged storage devices and thin varieties of paper can all prove hazardous to the sensitive nervous tissue of the penis or vagina:

http://oem.bmj.com/content/51/3/181.short
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_cut
http://www.mindat.org/min-1740.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>9346950

man

i hate that 'trolling' exists because i can never tell if posts like this are genuine or not

[Anonymous No.]

>wanted

Boy, that's the right word. "Wanted." But couldn't. Imagine, Patchouli leaning against you, her hands weakly gripping your biceps as she stands shakily on tip-toes, eyes closed, mouth slightly parted in expectation, quivering with excitement and nervousness and fear because she doesn't have the slightest clue what she's doing, she just hopes it works.

And since /jp/ is full of autistic and other varieties of social retards, we'd completely miss it. We'd look into her oddly contorted face and ask, "What the hell are you doing?"

And then she'd shrink away, embarrassed, humiliated, confused, denying she was doing anything at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9347045
Yama is always serious

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think she likes girls in that way, even if I do love her.