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93459 No.93459 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/, guy with sister (who has jock boyfriend) here.

I posted a couple of days ago.

Anyway, I asked her what she was doing, and she said she's going out to see a film with her bf during the day, but he's got to head off to work later that evening (he works at blockbuster! can you believe it? A Postgrad student with a bum like that).

So I asked her if she wanted to go out to dinner, and she said yes, and she asked where? And I told her pretty much anywhere (within reason).

Thoughts?

>> No.93486

INCEST IS WINCEST!!!!

>> No.93492

Protip: Marijuana. Believe me.

>> No.93494

>>93486

>> No.93502

:>

>> No.93508

That doesn't mean she sees you as a man, or ever will.

>> No.93509

>>93492
Listen to this man.

>> No.93511

My thoughts?

You will forever ruin your relationship with your sister and create an awkward rift between the two of you for the rest of your life if you let her know how you feel.

Sorry, real life doesn't work like anime.

>> No.93516

Good job Anon.

I'd settle for some Italian, somewhere nice and quite.

>> No.93521

Try to avoid talking about her bum of a boyfriend unless she brings him up. Then you can ease into your honest opinion of him.

Then if she takes your advice and breaks up with him, be there for her and support her, but not in that gay guy of a friend way.

>> No.93529

>>93511
the awful truth

>> No.93537
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93537

I'm going to find out who the OP really is and expose him to his sister...then I will console her while he watches via cam.

>> No.93544

>>93537
newfag and/or fucking stupid
either way, gtfo

>> No.93547

>>93459
You mentioned her powerlevel last time. Maybe take her to somewhere that serve delicious Japanese food? This is /jp/ after all.

Also, how's the presenting hunting coming along?

>> No.93554

>>93544

Oh, piss off. Incest is hilarious and OP is a goof for thinking he can possibly achieve this fantasy of his.

He is worthy of my scorn.

>> No.93559

>>93554
Thats true, but the way you show your rage is pitifully stupid

>> No.93563

>>93516
This is what I was thinking to be honest...

>>93511
But what if we genuinely like each other?

>>93547
Finding a good Japanese restaurant is hard, finding a good Italian is easier.

>> No.93566

You could try not interfering with her life ?

>> No.93568

>>93547
Also, I got her all the NHK volumes of Manga as a present.

>> No.93581

>>93566

Girl spotted. What's up with all these newfags anyway?

OP. Do what >>93492 mentioned.

>> No.93590

>>93566
proof needed

>> No.93592

Hey OP, what would you do if your sister found out about your feelings and told your family?

>> No.93597

>>93592
I'd shit bricks.

>> No.93599

>>93592
DRAMA!!

>> No.93606

>>93592

An hero time, I think. Either that, or move to japanland before the authorities moved in on his ass(incest is a punishable offense in the usa, right?).

>> No.93614

you're asking /jp/ for woman advice (no less, your own sister).

what the fuck.

>> No.93620

>>93606
god i hate america

>> No.93632

>>93459

OMG YOUR SISTER WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU SHE MUST WANT YOUR DICK.

>> No.93638

Most people with sisters hate incest.

>> No.93644

>>93632

Newfags to /jp/ (/a/'s) culture: mostly /b/tards.

>> No.93649

>>93614
4chan!!!

>> No.93651

Pic of your sister or you're a fucking liar.

>> No.93654

>>93644

I think you're just baaaaawing because you can't accept the fact that incest is morally and biologically fucked up. I mean, their kids would be festering abominations.

NATURE WILL NOT BE MOCKED!!!

>> No.93658

>>93492
Best advice in this thread so far. And remind me why we hate that jock again?

>> No.93659

>>93651
I wouldn't even if i had one, would you? i don't think so

>> No.93661

>>93654

But you are from /b/. You belong there. Your purpose? To repeat 2 year old memes endlessly. A curse if you will, for 15 year old scenesters on /b/ it is a blessing however. It is 'epic win' as the faggots say.

>> No.93663

>>93658
He's just a bit assholeish, has no future. Mocks her for her powerlevel etc... etc...

>> No.93664

>>93654
incest is only wrong if theres reproduction, this made the moral issues, but the non reproductive act is quite normal biologically.

>> No.93667

>>93644

anyone who uses "newfag" is an idiot and hasn't been here very long.

>> No.93672

>>93667

Prove it.

>> No.93674

Wait, what makes this thread /jp/?

>> No.93681

>>93674

because weaboos all like to imagine a little sister that has the hots for them.

>> No.93686

>>93674
Incest. Once a staple of nightshift /a/.
And we all now what happened to nightshift /a/

>> No.93687

>>93667
enjoy your "n00b"

>> No.93695

>>93686
no, what?

>> No.93697

Hugs are good.

>> No.93698

>>93695

It came to /jp/ you fucking retard.

>> No.93705

>>93698
hmmmmm, what?

>> No.93707

>>93705
>you fucking retard.

>> No.93712

>>93707

still not following you here.

>> No.93723

>>93712
>you fucking retard.

>> No.93728

>>93606

I think everybody knowing what a freak he is would be punishment enough. No need to make the guy have to pay a fine or go to the booty house.

>> No.93738

>>93723
I dont quite understand what you said

>> No.93745

I remember your post back then, OP. You are the one who I told to watch some mild incest anime with your sister?
Congrats for taking her to a dinner. keep going but don't try to rush things. DON'T.

>> No.93756

Don't listen to these dorks, OP. Bury your feelings and just move the fuck on. Don't ruin your sister's life along with your own.

Get a fleshlight or something.

>> No.93801

>>93745
Listen to this man. He speaks wisdom. You need to be in this for the long haul and be prepared to invest many months in this course of action. You've chosen a difficult path, but one with worthy of its rewards.

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>>93801
truth

>> No.93892
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93892

typical Imouto doujin quote:
"Onii-chan it's ok if it's with you."

>> No.93906

This shit is comedy gold.

>> No.93912

>>93756
Don't listen to this faggot. Just take it slow.

>> No.93941

When it's all said and done OP, this shit WILL backfire on you. I know than incest is fuck hot in anime and doujins but IRL? No, at least on her end. You may be ready and willing to stick it in her pooper but does she want it? More than likely not. In any case, your sister will turn you down, think you're seriously fucked up, tell your parents and exclaim to her girlfriends that you are a desperate loser that tried to initiate sexual relations with his own sister.

But if you still want to go on with it, go right ahead, you only live once and you never know until you try.

>> No.93946

Italian food.

>> No.93948

I don't mean to spoil the WOO INCEST party we have going on, but it sounds like his sister thinks they're just going to a perfectly normal dinner since her boyfriend can't.

It's like you went, "Let's go just like fucking ride each other all night." "Ok."

>> No.93961

>>93948
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

>> No.93967

>>93961
So deep

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