How/where do you hide your onaholes from your parents /jp/?

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Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:01:42 No.9340001 [Reply] [Original]

How/where do you hide your onaholes from your parents /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:02:23 No.9340011 I hide one in my dad's butt

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:03:08 No.9340015 My parents live on the other side of the country I moved out Because I'm a man

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:03:23 No.9340016 I got 65 bucks in the mail for tax credit. SHOULD I BUY ONE?

Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:03:38 No.9340017

>>9340001

It's pretty easy seeing my father is dead, and my mother lives on the other side of the country. What's with you people and your incessant assumptions that we all live at home? Hell I can leave my onaholes sitting around anywhere and no one is the wiser.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:04:23 No.9340022 File: 149 KB, 360x250, 1341226475079.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9340001 Seventeen Evolution, so good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:05:39 No.9340029 By not living with them

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:06:23 No.9340035 Tell your dad about it and then you two will become accomplices, hiding them from you mother

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:06:53 No.9340040 top shelf of my closet inside an empty PS3 and hidden within a bag within the box and under a mess of wires

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:06:53 No.9340041 My mom doesn't make a habit of searching through my room.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:09:23 No.9340050 Which onahole would you guys recommend buying? I was considering a Tenga Flip awhile ago, but I'm not sure if that's the best choice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:13:08 No.9340062 >>9340050 Meiki ZXY, the god of onaholes. Here's the cheapest US site http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/masturbators/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:19:11 No.9340086 >>9340015 >a man >needing an onahole

Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:21:11 No.9340097

My roommate hides his in a shoebox which he keeps either in his closet, or in a very discrete corner of his room next to a bunch of dressers.

Covering the top of the shoebox is a bunch of rags. The toy is wrapped in a small bag.

He knows I know about it.

Things get awkward sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:21:25 No.9340093 >>9340040 That must make a shitload of noise and be a pain right square in the ass when you want to get them out. Just be a man and leave them on your desk. Who gives a fuck?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:23:59 No.9340103 >>9340093 This is /jp/.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:24:00 No.9340107

>>9340097

>My roommate hides his in a shoebox

That reminds me... A friend of mine rents a room from me, and a few months back I went into his bathroom to steal a roll of TP from the cabinet under the sink. Well, when I opened the door, I was greeted by a large rubber cock and one of those love egg vibrator things. I just closed the door and walked out like I saw nothing.

No idea what he does with them... don't want to know.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:26:01 No.9340109

While my parents are in the supermarket, I took off a small part of my wall, a very hidden one, I made hygienic and shaped it square, and then I put a socket to cover it, and have a cable (plugged to the socket and in the other end to nothing) and have the end of that cable hidden in a bunch of my other cables. I just now slide it and there's my onahole.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:26:46 No.9340114 >>9340107 >No idea what he does with them who knows, could be anything those things have a million different uses

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:27:00 No.9340122 A box under my desk. >>9340016 Yeah. Make sure to get lube too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:27:15 No.9340116 >>9340107 Well he obviously puts it in his ass and masturbates with the vibrator. Anal masturbation is the shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:28:15 No.9340124 >>9340107 >No idea what he does with them... don't want to know. OMG IS HE A WEIRDO!? O_O What're you, 12?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:30:03 No.9340138 >>9340097 He uses them on girls he sleeps with of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:35:18 No.9340157 >>9340124 But this shit IS for weirdos.

Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:35:48 No.9340164

>>9340116

Yeah, you're probably right...

>>9340124

It's not particularly weird... just unexpected. He seems like kind of a prude, rarely swears, and hardly ever cracks dirty jokes. I also don't particularly like to think about him shoving a rubber cock in his ass while masturbating in my house.
I guess it can't be helped though.

>>9340138

Which has been none, at least while he's lived with me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:35:48 No.9340165 >>9340107 He obviously shoves them up his ass, probably both at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:37:18 No.9340175 >>9340157 So you are 12, then? Thanks for clearing that up.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:39:03 No.9340190 >>9340175 No, I am just a weirdo too. Don't live in denial. Also, "are you 12" shit is pretty old, use something more recent.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:39:33 No.9340187 >>9340062 http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/meiki-zhang-xiao-yu-masturbator/ http://www.toydemon.com/Meiki-Zhang-Xiao-Yu-Choo-Shuu-U.html Is this a good one to buy? I can't find a price on the first link though, only an "Add to Wishlist" button.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:40:03 No.9340191 >>9340175 Maybe he is, but he's also not who you were originally responding to... Not that it matters one iota.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:43:48 No.9340213 I thought there was that belief that people like you described were supposedly more likely to be into such things

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:44:48 No.9340218 >>9340213 Obviously meant to quote >>9340164

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 16:47:50 No.9340235 >>9340213 >>9340218 Maybe you're right.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jul 10, 2012 21:41:18 No.9340794 >>9340001 Would you really need to hide them? I'm not sure anyone who does not really know what they are would be able to tell just from a short glance.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 03:09:55 No.9342152
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>>9340794

>I'm not sure anyone who does not really know what they are would be able to tell just from a short glance.

"Gee, what's this thing that looks like a rubber vagina son? What do you do with it?"

>>9340187

pic related

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 03:10:55 No.9342157 >>9340001 Thanks OP, I got fired because my boss saw that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 03:22:30 No.9342181 I keep mine and all related accessories in a pillow case in my closet

Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 03:41:46 No.9342242

>>9342152
Yeah, but to notice it looks like a vagina he'd have to take more than a short glance, which is my point. The thing is a phallus and certainly does not remind one of a vagina until you pay closer attention to the front. And even then, if it's a cheap one, I imagine there'd be very few people who'd think "PUSSY".
Just turn it around though, have the vagina face the wall, and it could just as well be a pillow, or a pencil case or basically anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 03:45:16 No.9342259 >>9342157 Tell him it's an objet d'art.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 03:52:52 No.9342295 I hide my onaholes by not buying them. It was embarrassing enough when I came out with my doujinshi.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 04:40:25 No.9342446 it's the same as fucking a 3DPD disgusting and people who do this should leave

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 04:45:16 No.9342466 I just keep mine in the closet.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 04:46:01 No.9342471 >>9342446 i'll use your hole anon

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 04:51:32 No.9342482 >>9342446 You're not fucking a real girl. It's called masturbation thus, it's not the same

Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 04:54:48 No.9342494

No. You masturbate to what is in your mind, hand is merely a stimulation. You don't fap to what your hand is doing.

But fucking this things is whole different. And don't tell me it's only to stimulate-in that case hand, or a pillow, or a fucking pineapple would be enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 04:57:18 No.9342502 >>9342446 >3DPD I want /a/ to leave.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 04:58:48 No.9342509

I like to masturbate with the showerhead. Flip your dick up and double cross your legs (left over right and then left under right) and spray the underside of your penis. It feels good and your legs hold your penis in place. I like to pretend I'm a little girl masturbating when I do it like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 05:01:47 No.9342515 >>9342502 You're awfully silly if you think we haven't always used such terms.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 05:10:48 No.9342541 >>9342515 Used rightfully. It seems nowadays any multitude of things can be "3DPD" to /a/b/v/.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 05:18:21 No.9342572

>>9342494
Dude it's a sex toy. People already had invented it for centuries. They are used for masturbate, gawd!! why I'm arguing with people that don't understand common sense. If you can't agree with that then it's your opinion. Don't try to induce us with your negative 3DPD perspective over marital aid.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 05:19:51 No.9342578 >>9342494 i masturbate thinking its your hole anon

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 05:22:06 No.9342585 If you reject that because it's three-dimensional, aren't you purer otaku than less?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 18:48:31 No.9346229 >>9342494 >>9342446 The hell are you retards on about? Your hands is 3D too, so you should never masturbate at all either faggots.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 18:52:16 No.9346247 I got a Tenga flip, I can put it right on the shelf and no one knows wtf it is

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 18:52:16 No.9346249 >>9346229 Obviously you have to masturbate with paper cutouts. Enjoy your paper cuts.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:05:26 No.9346331 File: 89 KB, 1000x668, P1000877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thought about getting the newer Flip Air.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:06:11 No.9346341 >>9346331 Did you dig that out of the ground or something I don't understand how it could reach that state

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:12:14 No.9346360 >>9346341 The first few month I made sure to clean if after every session but I eventually got lazy and just stopped fussing over it. So yesterday's fluids are today's lube. Turns me on a little.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:21:17 No.9346391 >>9346360 I have a 2 year old cum rag I use with FUNGUS and mold growing on it.. step up your fucking game.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:23:16 No.9346399 >with FUNGUS and mold growing on it.. Saya no uta hole is probably something like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:30:23 No.9346419 >>9346331 Nice DasKeyboard, enjoying the Cheeto fuzz and fingerprints?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:30:37 No.9346421 >>9346391 I'll stick to my semen reservoir. I sometimes role-play with it saying stuff like, "You're already this wet!?" and "Your orifice is mine for the taking!"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:31:07 No.9346425 File: 94 KB, 500x500, n7216-fleshlight_sex_in_a_can_lady_lager.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9346247 Yeah, those things are pretty discreet ... just ordered this and I doubt I can pass it off as a beer can ...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:33:22 No.9346430 >>9346425 >Lady beer I would rather have someone find my onahole than that

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:33:37 No.9346432 You guys are fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:36:07 No.9346451 >>9346425 "Hey son, you finally drinking beer? Give your old man taste ... wow, this stuff is pretty warm and thick. Better pop it in the fridge for a few."

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:38:22 No.9346460 >>9346430 Lady-scented body-fluids.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:39:23 No.9346465 >>9346432 You haven't seen the final level yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:41:38 No.9346474 File: 169 KB, 1280x720, 1319259747126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hiding your dildo inside your onahole master race

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:43:22 No.9346482 File: 8 KB, 300x300, aneros-progasm-white.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9346432 >>9346465 Are we moving on the hiding prostate massagers now?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:44:11 No.9346487 File: 8 KB, 300x300, aneros-progasm-white.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9346432 >>9346465 Are we moving on to hiding prostate massagers now?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:45:25 No.9346493 >>9346482 >>9346487 I don't get it. Did you really need to upload this twice? Even the text is the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:45:55 No.9346494 File: 337 KB, 936x936, 1328183441997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:46:25 No.9346499 >>9346487 You know... I've never quite known how you're supposed to insert those things.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:47:55 No.9346504 >>9346499 You stick the pointy part up your butt, what's difficult to understand?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:49:44 No.9346518 File: 68 KB, 507x556, Batflip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9346499 You lube it up, then put it in. Thats it! Then you can tighten and relax your butt muscles to make it feel better.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:52:58 No.9346529
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>>9346331
I regret purchasing mine. It was a spur of the moment thing and I paid next day shipping for it. I was disappointed that it saids you can only use it 50 times but so far I've only used it like 10 times.

Its far too loose and its a lot of work trying to get the thing warmed up.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:53:13 No.9346530 God, I want a dildo so bad... But I'm too afraid to go in a sex shop and too poor to order online.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:53:29 No.9346531 >>9346504 >>9346518 what are the tiny balls supposed to do?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:56:28 No.9346542 >>9346504 Which hand should I use it with?

Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:58:43 No.9346551

>>9346529

Did you get that black one? Isn't it supposed to be the tightest one? Also, you can use the "one-time" cups at least 50 times bro. That should last you a lifetime if you take care of it.

>>9346531

They stimulate your perineum or something. It's a pretty retarded design I'll admit

>>9346542

... whichever you need to get it up there, it's not like a dildo where you move ti back and forth. >>9346518

Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 19:59:45 No.9346558

>>9346531
Half the reason they are there is to prevent the toy disappearing up your butt, the other half is that the tiny ball pointing towards your penis will massage the underside of your balls
At least that is how the vibrator versions are supposed to work.

Im neither of those two and i dont own one

Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 20:02:15 No.9346577

>>9346529
You can use it quite a lot more than 50 as I have used it almost everyday since last summer.

Mine was just a little loose but still usable. If I wanted, I could grasp the designated areas VERY hard to get a more tight feeling.

As for warming it up, you can put it in the oven.Just kidding;don't do this.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 20:02:30 No.9346570 File: 746 KB, 1024x850, IMG_0561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Superior Murrican technology

Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 20:03:15 No.9346579
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>>9346551
>Did you get that black one? Isn't it supposed to be the tightest one?

Well, yeah...my dick isn't that big.

>>9346487
I'm thinking about getting one but I'm not sure if I'm crazy enough to blow $50 on a "thing".

Does it even work?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 20:03:45 No.9346581 >>9346570 I'll get mine on monday! I can't wait to use it to masturbate to that picture!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 20:04:00 No.9346590 >>9346579 Also I'm running out of lube, any recommendations?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 20:05:30 No.9346593 >>9346581 So you finally bought one instead of masturbating to my hand?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 20:05:45 No.9346595 >>9346590 Hock a loogie in it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 20:06:01 No.9346600 >>9346593 You have very nice fingers

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 20:06:45 No.9346599 >>9346590 If you like an icy tingly feeling, you can try head-and-shoulders shampoo.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 20:07:00 No.9346605 >>9346601 >tasting lube Wtf are doing? Also ID glide sucks, dries out way too fast.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 20:07:15 No.9346601 >>9346590 I like the ID Glide. No smell at all, a very light taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 20:09:45 No.9346613 >>9346605 Well how else would you expect me to lick my onahole without tasting the lube?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 20:13:30 No.9346628 Wheres the cheapest place to buy the 17 from for the US? The original version, not the stupid period colored one.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 20:16:02 No.9346643 >>9346628 Probably en-nls.com

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 20:17:47 No.9346649 >>9346628 moot sells them for $15.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 20:53:06 No.9346852
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>>9346590
Margarine works like a charm. Seriously, I use it since it's so much easier than going to a sex shop or paying a billion bucks on online orders.

It's a fucking pain in the ass to clean, tho.

By the way, while I'm on the poorfag side of the thing, thanks A LOT to the guy who made and the one who posted this. It's great. I love you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 20:54:51 No.9346858 Is silicone based lube better for edging? I tried Gun Oil but it dried up too quickly, I heard Pur lasts a long time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 20:58:51 No.9346875 Try taking 100mg of benadryl and then edging, the orgasm is insanely strong. You'll probably fall asleep afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 21:00:51 No.9346892 >>9346852 are you supposed to soak the sponges in water beforehand? I imagine them too be too soft otherwise and have no friction.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 21:01:38 No.9346897 >>9346875 Or end up with the worst case of restless leg syndrome you've ever had. I prefer to take around 50 mg as I'm prone to RLS, if you know this isn't an issue then yeah take 100 mg, but be warned.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 21:03:08 No.9346907 File: 192 KB, 1269x2133, ohg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9346852

Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 21:05:24 No.9346920

>>9340015
>Because I'm a man
Now, listen up here, faggot. Kamille is not a man's name. It's a fucking little girl's name for little whores.
And that's what you are.
You only exist because your daddy wanted a girl, you worthless piece of shit. And you failed even at that.
So get that buttplug back in your ass and choke on a dick.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Wed, Jul 11, 2012 21:06:23 No.9346924 >>9346852 >Margarine. Where is that pasta when you need it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 21:09:38 No.9346934 >>9346852 Can't land at Margerine, use Margarine instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 21:10:23 No.9346939 >>9346875 Tolerance builds up fast. I've been taking 200mg for the last year.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 21:11:38 No.9346943 >>9346852 Does this actually even feel good?

>>	Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g Wed, Jul 11, 2012 21:17:26 No.9346968 I shove it in an empty drawer in my chest of drawers. My parents know of it, but we don't talk about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 21:29:43 No.9347000 >>9346968 Do you share with your dad?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 21:33:44 No.9347017 My mother has put it away twice while I left it out to dry.

Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 21:53:33 No.9347109

>>9346943
If you have lube or a proper substitute, yes. Just get a glass the right size -- and preferably made of plastic, for obvious reasons.

>>9346892
I've tried both ways, and it doesn't actually makes a big difference in feeling, but the glove is more likely to rip if the sponges are dry.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 21:54:47 No.9347119 File: 9 KB, 1083x123, filthy abv scum on my board.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9346968 >>>/a/ >>>/b/ >>>/vg/ Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 21:55:51 No.9347124 >>9347119 Try and stay on-topic.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 21:59:21 No.9347139 They probably wouldn't know what it is and would just leave it on top of my desk organized with the rest of my things like always. Not that I own one yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 22:46:57 No.9347372 I have an aloe vera plant. I needn't hide anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 22:57:16 No.9347424 >>9346943 Yes, you just have to get a good lube, and right size glass to provide the correct firmness Cumming inside feels godly, and is the best orgasm I've ever had beside actual sex

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 23:05:19 No.9347458 >>9347424 >actual sex Oh anon, you card!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 23:07:19 No.9347472 >>9346875 > benadryl otc name?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jul 11, 2012 23:08:19 No.9347482 >>9347472 Diphenhydramine

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 04:42:27 No.9348762 >>9347372 What? Please explain.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 05:08:11 No.9348805 I have an Ikea galant + rolling drawer that has a combination lock on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 05:29:58 No.9348879 File: 12 KB, 320x300, Go on.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9347372

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 05:32:14 No.9348892 >>9348762 In some countries it might be prescription only (but that seems unlikely). I know that in other countries you can buy medicine containing codeine over the counter, while in the US you need a prescription.

Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 05:53:25 No.9349003

I have prohibited everbody that lives with me from entering my bedroom. I lock it when I go out and lock it when I come in.

I know they are suspicious regarding my reasons, but I still think its better they think I'm a weirdo than to have them come inside and realize I'm far, far worse than that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 05:56:10 No.9349014 How can I order an onahole over the Internet without my parents knowing, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 05:56:55 No.9349017 >>9349014 Why would they know? Just get the mail before them.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 05:57:55 No.9349021 >>9349017 That's not the issue. I don't have my own debit card.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 05:59:10 No.9349025 >>9349021 Well get one then. Its not hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 05:59:40 No.9349024 >>9349021 Ever bought anything animu related before? If yes just make something up "its a blue ray of a series I like" or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 06:00:10 No.9349027 >>9349003 average/jp/poster.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 06:00:26 No.9349028 >>9349021 >I don't have my own debit card. Why not?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 06:00:55 No.9349031 >>9349028 No job or money.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 06:02:25 No.9349035 >>9349031 Offer to wash your dad's car, or to mow the lawn for a few bucks. Find a job, move your arse. I don't know dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 06:02:25 No.9349036 >>9349031 That doesn't stop you from getting a debit card.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 06:05:28 No.9349047 >>9349031 Underage as fuck.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 06:07:13 No.9349055 >>9349047 What does not working have to do with that?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 06:07:13 No.9349056 >>9349047 How is that him being underage? Do you even know where you are?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 09:28:59 No.9349827 I don't. My mom's well aware of my odd quirks and has come to expect this kind of shit from me, so I make no attempt to hide it. We even joke about it occasionally.

Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 09:34:29 No.9349863
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Just got pic related in the mail.
Felt incredibly awesome, althought I was a bit disappointed that I couldnt jam my whole length in there.

Now the arduous task of cleaning begins. I just rinsed it with some warm water, getting all the cum/lube out and left it to dry in my closet (locked ofc). Anyone have some great cleaning tips? Want this thing to last.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 10:01:17 No.9349967 >>>/v/146651191 （＾ω＾) Support ZUNBAR! Put this in your signature if you want to rename /jp/ to "2D/Random" （＾ω＾ )

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 10:01:17 No.9349968 File: 115 KB, 480x342, where.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9349047

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 10:31:54 No.9350061 >>9349863 Mild peroxide solution works well for removing any protein residue.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 13:06:14 No.9350697 Which onahole is best, and what makes these things different from fleshlights?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 13:12:30 No.9350735 File: 26 KB, 590x300, deep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9346229 >Your hands is 3D too That's fucking deep dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 13:23:47 No.9350784 File: 72 KB, 750x600, Butter_5caeec_874177[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9346924 reminded me of this, but I doubt this is what you're asking for.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 13:30:47 No.9350814 >>9349827 My mom also saw about 5 or 6 of my onaholes and two of my figs. She doesn't know about the rest, though, thanks god I moved out.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 14:07:28 No.9351064 >>9350814 ...the rest?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 18:02:01 No.9352620 >>9351064 You don't wanna know

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 18:05:46 No.9352633 >>9352620 dragons dildos or gtfo

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 18:09:01 No.9352641 >>9349863 >buying the blood version

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 18:13:16 No.9352659 >>9352641 Where is the post in which you are citing?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 18:14:19 No.9352665 >>9352641 Where is the post from which you are citing?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 18:34:10 No.9352755 File: 1.57 MB, 4000x3000, 1302179977674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9352633

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 18:36:17 No.9352769 File: 909 KB, 1552x2592, 1302180472614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 18:39:47 No.9352780 File: 78 KB, 1000x981, 1302178104243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 18:44:32 No.9352796 File: 156 KB, 807x811, onahole.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9351064 The daki, the other figs, some other onaholes, and this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 19:04:25 No.9352906 File: 19 KB, 500x333, chico_03_resized.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9352780 Size isnt the only thing that matters

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 19:12:00 No.9352944 >>9352906 What's the pipe for?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 19:14:01 No.9352956 How do I get one of the smaller number ona holes from japan without getting sued and whatnot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 19:14:30 No.9352953 >>9352944 It pumps out artificial cum through the dragon urethra.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 19:15:16 No.9352958 >>9352944 Your ass

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 19:18:16 No.9352968 >>9352956 Why are you such a pussy? Just order it, customs doesn't care.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 19:22:06 No.9352992 >>9352956 Sued for what?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 19:23:21 No.9352997 >>9352992 For liking numbers under 18?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 19:24:36 No.9353000 they don't care, i have my onahole, dildo, and patchouli outfit out in the open most of the time

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 19:30:07 No.9353029 How do I order a touhou outfit without my parents finding out

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 19:31:07 No.9353035 >>9352997 Are you gonna run to the police station and tell them you're a pedophile?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 19:32:22 No.9353039 >>9352997 To clarify, you realize it's just a rubber vagina, not an actual little girl they're mailing you right?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 19:33:07 No.9353040 >>9353029 You make it yourself. It's cheaper and the fact that you're doing something with your hands will make your parents very proud.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 19:36:58 No.9353051 >>9353040 >making replica outfits of little chinese girls >will make your parents very proud In what world?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 19:37:28 No.9353055 >>9353029 Tell them you bought it for your girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 19:41:13 No.9353067 >>9353029 Would your parents open a sealed package that is mailed to you with your name on it?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 19:42:00 No.9353074 >>9353051 From what source are you transcribing?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 19:42:14 No.9353076 >>9340157 >>>/v/ Please keep your normalfaggotry and cancer to the appropiate board.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 19:43:59 No.9353089 >>9353076 Not the guy you're replying to, but since when is shoving large rubber cocks in your ass the norm on /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 19:45:33 No.9353094 File: 38 KB, 320x211, 1318206622704.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9353089 >since when is shoving large rubber cocks in your ass the norm on /jp/?

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Thu, Jul 12, 2012 20:35:04 No.9353348 >>9350784 That's the one, it was butter, not margarine. Thanks. Oh god lol, how.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 21:09:24 No.9353595 >>9353051 You'd be surprised

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 21:10:24 No.9353603 >>9353348 no problem. Just googled "butter lube N64".

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jul 12, 2012 21:48:20 No.9353873 File: 14 KB, 546x566, face penetration.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9353039

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Thu, Jul 12, 2012 23:11:24 No.9354450 >>9353603 I didn't remember the specific context. There must be a lot of histories about people using butter as lube.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 13, 2012 03:34:58 No.9356385 >>9353348 Back when life was so simple.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 13, 2012 03:47:35 No.9356447 File: 404 KB, 900x600, IMG_1008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 13, 2012 04:01:22 No.9356515 >>9356447 I'm jealous of all those popsicles.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 13, 2012 06:00:32 No.9356953 >>9356447 Your Häagen-Dazs has a handle? That seems really useful. But why is it on the side. Wouldn't you usually put such a handle on the bottom?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 13, 2012 09:28:24 No.9357582 /jp/ meetup http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=zbZpi-J366-

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 13, 2012 09:31:12 No.9357589 I share mine with my dad.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 13, 2012 09:32:57 No.9357594 >>9357589 like >>9357582 ?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 13, 2012 09:39:26 No.9357610 >>9357589 >Son, pass the onahole when you're done. You don't have to clean it. We're family so mixing semen should be fine once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 13, 2012 09:39:56 No.9357611 I don't habve one but if i had isd hife it in the cse of my pc

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