/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait for the sequel. Also, yes, bullying thread. Mr. Summary Anon?

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>>933779
A crotch shot is nothing for a female compared to what it is to a male.

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>FapFap.jpg
Well... I actually did...

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>>933784
Yukkuris must feel more pain to please you, sadists.
or
Yukkurisa is actually a male.

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>>933779
A new batch just got uploaded, I'm going to read some now. More coming soon.

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>>933808
link please

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>>933810
http://thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp/cgi-bin/up/upload.html

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

"Easy..."

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

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is dat sum Alice?

[Anonymous No.]

Anon finds a Yukkureimu/Yukkurisa couple on the street. They're chewing on a daikon which they've obviously stolen, so he decides to punish them by taking their accessories. He distracts them by telling them to take it easy, and as they're replying, he runs away. They chase him until it gets dark, but he hides and watches. They give up, crestfallen, and go back to the mountains. He follows them.They find their former friends, who start insulting them because they have no decorations. The two start crying, and the others beat them up, killing them. Anon feels he has made a great discovery, so he feels like continuing the experiment. He reveals himself, saying "let me take it easy here", which makes all the yukkuris trust him. He says that he came to return the accessories of their friends, who went all the way to dangerous places to get food for their friends. He keeps telling them how their friends tried their best for them, until they break down and start crying, screaming. vomiting, going crazy, crushing their children, biting their tongues off and many other wonderful things. In the end, they start eating each other. Anon does this two more times. The third time, two yukkuris are left standing. One is laughing like a maniac, and one is trembling. He crushes the maniac, and takes the other one home. It doesn't even respond to the phrase "take it easy", and it only moves when he puts food in its mouth. He enjoys thinking of ways to bring it back.

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>>933930
AWESOME

[Anonymous No.]

"Huge success" (c)

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>>933930
Damn, I'd SO like to fully read that. Do you by any chance plan to change your job to Translating Anon (1 story per 1 or 2 days) anytime soon?

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>>933937
I'm busy with tests until the end of the week, and I'm also not a very good translator. I plan to translate a couple of stories fully, but not any long ones. This one is within my caliber, though, so I'll try.

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Yu!

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It's summer, and Anon is thinking of frozen yukkuris. He finds a family of Yukkurisas parading along the street with their retarded faces. The mother and 6 children. Just by listening to their banter, he gets the urge to bully them. He lures them to his home, and gives them some cookies (past expiration date) to shut them up. He then says he's going to give them a bath. They're very happy about this. He washes them in the kitchen sink, and he then puts them in the fridge. As soon as he closes the door, their happiness disappears. "It's dar...mme out!!! I can'...nything!!! I can'...ke it easy!!!" The mother eventually gets it, and tries to get them out. The kids are still shouting "Mo...mme out!!! Tak...eas-" It gives up and asks Anon to help. He starts kicking it towards the fridge, and it bounces back. This is amusing, so he does it many times. Sometimes he kicks it in the eyes or mouth, and the expression it makes refreshes his heart.

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>>934025
He then puts it in a glass box, and checks on the little ones. They're frozen (in this fic, the author says that they don't die from freezing, although he says that they normally do), and sleeping. He takes one and shows it to the mother. "Frozen!!? MWARIZHA'S KIDS ARE FRHWOZEEEEN!!!" "Don't worry, if we warm them up they'll be fine." "Really!!? Warm them up easy!!!" "But if I do that, they'll start making noise again." So he crushes it with a hammer. He takes out another one, and takes the mother out of the box. It tries to attack him, so he puts it back in the box and drops the second koyukkuri onthe floor, shattering it, and tells the mother that this will happen again if it defies him. He then takes out a third koyukkuri and gives the mother five minutes to thaw it. It succeeds, and he praises it, but he takes the koyukkuri and smashes it against the floor anyway. He then takes out another one, and puts it on the stove. It defrosts and starts taking it easy, but then it starts screaming due to the heat. In the end, it expands and tears apart. He then takes out the last two, and puts them in boiling water. "It's vewy hot!!! Pwease wet me out!!!" Anon, however, was busy kicking the other one around the room, so he didn't notice. After they've boiled completely, he pours the boiling soup on the mother. Thinking that after playing with his food he didn't eat any, he puts the mother in the fridge. Frozen yukkuri is a very pleasant snack during the summer.

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saved

[Anonymous No.]

/r/ archive of the past translated stories. (damn why did I notice these awesome stories just now?)

[Anonymous No.]

Every time i look at a picture of yukkuri, i want to fucking punch them in the face, seriously. More short stories please, it makes me happy.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.mediafire.com/?ztmg93w0nzy
Archive of previous threads. Pictureless and has some duplicate threads.

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[Anonymous No.]

Just stop it

Yukkuris are stupid and uninteresting

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>>934091

yeah, I guess that's why they don't last until the auto-sage kicks in.

oh wai--

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>>933808

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>>934091
YUKKURISITEITTENE!!!

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>>934085
Yukkuri scat... Nah, do not want, I guess.

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>>934119
Just fucking ignore him, you dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

Previously on "Yu!".

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>>933930
>>934025
>>934026

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The villagers have a serious problem. Whenever Sakuya goes shopping along with a Remirya, it breaks things, wastes food, and does a lot of damage. They can't do anything to is, or Sakuya will get them. So they consult Reimu. Following her advice, they go to the SDM and start shouting amongst themselves about how the ojousama has been acting like a retard, and how they expected better from a noble vampire. Upon hearing all this, Remilia gets pissed and orders Sakuya to exterminate the Remiryas. Sakuya finds the two wearing kigurumis and doing their retarded dance. They immediately demand pudding. She takes them to the kitchen, nails their kigurumis to the wall and stabs one in the gut. "Remirya is a giant monster, so it doesn't hurt!!! Remirya's strong, so I'm gonna eat you~!!!" Sakuya then starts taking of one's teeth with her knife, at which point it does scream. She explains to them that wasting food is a bad thing, while pouring boiling soup down its throat. It apologizes, at which point she moves to the next one.

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>>934169
She cuts its clothes off, and it starts screaming for a new hat. She takes it, dips it in milk, and puts it in a food processor to make pudding. It's left with only the head, which it laments. Sakuya gives it some pudding, which it finds tasty, but then remembers that it's lost its body. She then shoves the head into the grinder as well, and gives some pudding to the other one, which doesn't want it. It seems not even Remiryas are that stupid, it doesn't want to eat the friend it ate pudding with. Sakuya then pours the pudding inside the wound in its stomach. It promises that it'll never complain again. "Of course you won't. I'm going to cook you, after all." After a while, she brings some meat buns to Meiling, who never complains about food. Later that night, the village chief shows up, begging for his life. Remilia says that her mansion's food caused them trouble, so she repays them with a bag of gold. She also says that if the food causes them trouble again, they can eat it. Of course, the villagers give half the gold to Reimu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>934169
>>934172
I just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy your summaries, Anonymous.

Take it easy!

[Anonymous No.]

Summary Anon = Awesome.

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aged
http://thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp/cgi-bin/up/src/fuku0701.txt

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>>934396
That seems to be the sequel to the one where Anon steals Remirya's hat, then makes a nest for her in the forest. I'll make a summary soon.

>>934194
>>934199
Thanks a lot. I'll try to keep this pace.

[Anonymous No.]

>the villagers give half the gold to Reimu.
The story stopped being awesome around there.

[Anonymous No.]

Hmm... yukkuriverse has some...

[Anonymous No.]

...advanced martial arts.

[Dark Saber !!Q91UCZy6uN6 No.]

[Dark Saber !!Q91UCZy6uN6 No.]

[Dark Saber !!Q91UCZy6uN6 No.]

[None !KYON.wwv9s No.]

>>934611

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>>934611

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Remirya seems to be upset that Anon is leaving it in the forest. It screams "If you don't come back, I'm gonna eat you~!!!" It then starts crying and calling for Sakuya, but eventually gets tired and entertains itself by hitting the ground with its umbrella. When it gets dark, it tries to go back to the SDM, but a family of yukkuri Alices scares it away, it trips on its own pig-like legs and rolls back to where it started. It decides to hide in the nest Anon prepared. It stays there, trembling with fear, trying to stifle its sobs, until the Alices come into the nest. It sees that they're not a threat, so it tries to eat one. The Alices, however, push it down and start raping it. ("A Remirya is fine too!!!") Afterwards, they leave it with the words "Take care of Alice's kids!!!" The next morning, it wakes up and asks "Shakuya" to hug it, and when it grasps the situation, it starts crying for Sakuya and pudding. Afterwards, it returns to the nest and is shocked to see four baby Remiryas, with clothes, hats and all. "Mwommie!!! We want puddin!!!" Remirya then declares its intention to return to the SDM and eat sweets together. (Their conversations are quite amusing, as both mother and children are equally retarded. "What's pudding?" "Pudding is pudding! It's sweet and yummy!!!" "Yay!!!") They then set off towards a random direction trying to return to the SDM. The kids are envious of the mother's umbrella, so they pick up branches and imitate it. They end up in a town market. Remirya starts parading, striking poses and saying "Uuu!!!", and the kids imitate it. They then spot a stand that sells sweets, and start messing it up, scattering food until they find what they want.

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>>934687
The shopkeeper holds them down, and they call for Sakuya. The kids faint, and he puts them in a box. It also nearly faints, and the shopkeeper drops it to the ground. It stays there, screaming until its wounds heal, and whn it gets up, he tears its wings off.The villagers gather around it, remembering how it used to damage their stores, and start kicking it around. Eventually, after it's swollen up and has a skewer through its legs, it spots Sakuya. It screams for help, and Sakuya comes near. It asks her to beat the people up, bring some pudding, and take the skewer off. She takes it off, and then stabs two knives into its feet. "We don't need ugly food like you in the SDM." She leaves, and Remirya keeps demanding pudding. When the people gather around it again, it remembers the previous beating, and tries to get on their good side, taking an elegant pose while drooling like a waterfall. Of course, instead of begging them, it says "Remi~rya~ wants pu~dding~!" It receives the first blow, which knocks it backward, tearing its feet off. After a while, it faints.

A few months later. Let's look at the new store that just opened. Upon ordering a meat bun, the owner hits a Remirya in the back, and then rips the arm off from one of its kids and makes it cook it. "Zorry do geeb you waiding!!! *sniff* Jis mead bun is made from Rebirya's kids!!! *sniff* Bleaze ejoy id!!!" And later: "Bleaze gome again!!! *sniff* Dry Rebirya's meat bunz again!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>The Alices, however, push it down and start raping it.
Awesome part was awesome.

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>>934691
Do Remiryas regenerate? Or does someone keep raping it?

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>>934717
They do, unless their head is completely destroyed. Reimu can prevent that, though, with her charms.

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>>934691
>"Zorry do geeb you waiding!!! *sniff* Jis mead bun is made from Rebirya's kids!!! *sniff* Bleaze ejoy id!!!" And later: "Bleaze gome again!!! *sniff* Dry Rebirya's meat bunz again!!!"

That sounds more disturbing than the rest of the fic...

[Anonymous No.]

Ah-ha... So Remyria is weaker than a pack of Alices. Gotta write that down.

[Anonymous No.]

I think we've surpassed the effects of the "crying moe" influence a long time ago. Now we're just being unusually cruel and sadistic, like drug-dependents looking for a ever-greater experience.

They're not the monsters; we are the real monsters.

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>>934758
It is. "Rebirya worged hard do mage them!!! *sniff* We're a good vamily, zo dey're really dazdy!!!" Then you remember the damage and frustration it has caused to the villagers, and the impact lessens.

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>>934760
There was the element of surprise, since it viewed them as food, and the fact that they were in an enclosed space and it couldn'f fly. When it was down, however, it couldn't do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

this yukkuremi sounds awesome

[Anonymous No.]

Iku >> Yuyuko >> Flandre > Remilia >> Chen > Alice > Reimu = Marisa > Youmu > Patchouli

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<Cirno

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, had to do this.

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>>934822
ಠ_ಠ

[Anonymous No.]

Oh Shi... Even censored one isn't allowed. The more you know...

[Anonymous No.]

hmm.. shouldn't an alice gangrape kill off even a remirya?

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>>934872
I think "They die after giving birth" rule is now obsolete.

[Anonymous No.]

Remiryas have a (stunted) body, so maybe they give birth vaginally?

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>>934880
not the 'dying after birth', but the 'dying after a gangrape because it sprouts too many branches and is incapable of sustaining istelf'. there was a story a little while ago where a group of alices took over a yukkuri village like this by raping some of them at night.

[Anonymous No.]

This Remirya only gave birth to 4 babies, so it didn't even notice.

[Anonymous No.]

Suddenly, SCIENCE.

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[Anonymous No.]

Kimeemaru is fast. And kimee.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>935013
It also works like this.

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>>934904
is there a summary for that one?

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>>935186

Anon is observing an isolated yukkuri village, probably for research. He notes that they all live happily, except for one thing. Every day, half of them go out to gather food, and half stay home to play with the children. When they return, there's always a hassle of such proportions that the mothers lose the children. Some get taken by other mothers, and some (approximately 3 per day) get targeted by two mothers, in which case they both pull it apart trying to take it from each other. In most cases, its real mother is in a feeding trance ("This shit's good!!!") and doesn't notice.

Some time later, a group of yukkuri Alices came to the village. They were recieved well, and they got along quite well with everyone, especially the kids. However, Anon noticed that the kids started decreasing. So, he gets a pair of Nitori-made night vision goggles and goes to see what happens during the night. It turns out that the Alices go into the others' nests, smash the children, and rape the teenaged ones in their sleep. Said teenaged ones wake up to find out that their children are missing, and they have a tendril full of yukkuri Alices sprouting from their heads. After a while, they've overrun the village. They gather the mothers together and gang-rape them. Some of them are sprouting dozens of tendrils, which kills them. After that, having nothing more to pillage, the Alices left for another place.

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>>933784
If you do it right, it's still fucking painful.

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>>935191
Holy dicks

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>>935026
What the flying shit is that?

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>933930
>>He reveals himself, saying "let me take it easy here", which makes all the yukkuris trust him.

I love this part.

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>>935191
>a pair of Nitori-made night vision goggles
So her goggles actually do something? Holy shit...
Also, a Yukkuri village is simply a large conglomeration of nests, amirite? Do those nests look like this?

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>>935938

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The large association known as "village" was always a mystery to me... I mean, you need some organization to form it and the only organized yukkuris are the green ones.

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>>936182
I suspect "horde" or "heap" might be better terms.

[Anonymous No.]

Yu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>After a while, she brings some meat buns to Meiling, who never complains about food.

Oh fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

I think yukkuris are cute. I'd love a big, floppy, talking, retarded ball of bean baste as a pet!

Also, is it just me or are Yukkuri Alices kind of sex-crazed and sadistic?

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>>936430
yes, i agree
and yes

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>>935191
>It turns out that the Alices go into the others' nests, smash the children, and rape the teenaged ones in their sleep.

I erected on that part

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT THAT FUCKING YUKUKURI FAGGOT GONE.
DIE NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE.

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>>936396
By that, I meant that she's not an irritating, retarded, spoiled brat like Remirya.

>>936430
Yes, no doubt.

>>935938
The nests can be anything, from caves to tree hollows, as long as a family can fit inside. In one fic, they even built a house. The artist asks us not to think how they did that.

[Dark Saber !!Q91UCZy6uN6 No.]

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>>936496

[Doctor Edgeworth !mMm.waU7LI No.]

Why can't we just skip to the last chapter where all the Yukkuri die and everyone resumes normal activities. In fact, lets skip that one and just forget Yukkuri forever.

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>>938352
Yes, Freddie would never hurt a yukkuri.

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>>938362
seconding this so hard

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile, several more stories were uploaded on thewaterducts~

[Dark Saber !!Q91UCZy6uN6 No.]

>>938362
because you have to take it easy

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>>938362
>Why can't we just skip to the last chapter where all the Touhou die and everyone resumes normal activities. In fact, lets skip that one and just forget Touhou forever.

[Anonymous No.]

YUKKURI MEANS 'SLOW', NOT 'EASY'

A LOT OF THE JOKES MAKE MORE SENSE THAT WAY

Just thought you should know

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>>938402
GIVE THE MAN A BREAK JESUS HE HAS TO SLEEP AND TAKE IT EASY I MEAN YOU CAN YOU IMAGINE THE PSYCHOLOGICAL IMPACT OF READING TORTURE STORIES ALL DAY

[Tatari !JERKwzbfbg No.]

>>938455
...See, now I actually get that doujin where yukkuri Marisa kills yukkuri Reimu.

[Doctor Edgeworth !mMm.waU7LI No.]

>>938403

Not until after they're dead and gone can I take it easohhh wait i fell for it aaugh

[Dark Saber !!Q91UCZy6uN6 No.]

>>938460
Yeah, we don't want him to snap and begin torturing people do we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>938455
>YUKKURI MEANS 'SLOW', NOT 'EASY'
Take it slow?

Onee-sama?

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus what the hell are these things?

[Anonymous No.]

disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

I think it reminds me of something...

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell just happened there?

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>>939758
it appears someone threw an unopened coke can at the yukkuri

[Anonymous No.]

In the following story, the writer has the yukkuris giving birth on their own, without a partner. He says that normally, this doesn't happen.

Marisa takes a Yukkureimu family to Reimu's shrine. They're all asleep, thanks to Marisa's magic. The two eat the 14 babies, and then Marisa proposes that Reimu keeps the mother as a manjuu producer. The yukkuris can't count beyond 3, so even if some kids disappear they won't mind. When the mother wakes up, Marisa puts up an act and says that the kids were eaten by a Remirya, and Marisa saved it. Eventually, it calms down, and Marisa sprays it with a hallucinogenic spray. It sees an apparition of a Yukkurisa, and begins humping it, eventually producing 14 koyukkuris. Reimu has them stay under her shrine. She takes a few koyukkuris as snacks occasionally, and a while later there are 8 left. One day, she sees all of them assailing her donation box. Naturally, she RAGEs, but then sees that the smallest one had fallen in, and understands. She RAGEs again, though, when she sees that it had chewed up four bank notes, the largest amount ever donated to her shrine. Boiling with anger, she takes them inside for punishment. She takes the one that ate the notes, makes soup out of it, and feeds it to the unsuspecting yukkuris, which she has locked in a glass box. She then offers to take two of them out, to show them how the soup is made. She hangs two cookies from the top of the box, but the koyukkuris can't reach them.

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>>940006
One of them uses another as a stepping stone, and reaches them. The others do the same, but eventually, one of them gets crushed. "Reimu was preventing us from taking the cookies, so we stepped on her!!!" Reimu takes the second victor as well, and puts them in a pot. After they fry for a while, and the mother starts shouting, Reimu pours some water on them, and they're temporarily relieved Then they boil. The mother is horrified, and Reimu tells it that the soup they had before was the same. She makes it drink the soup happily, otherwise she'll boil the other kids too. It does so, smiling and saying the usual "This shit's good!!!", but it's crying. Reimu sees that and says "You broke our promise, now I'm going to boil two more. This time, don't show any sadness, or I'll boil the remaining two as well." The two beg the mother to help them, but it just smiles. Reimu boils them, and the mother slurps the soup down. Reimu then puts it in the cage with the other two, which are afraid of it and refuse to acknowledge it as their mother. It eventually snaps, says they're not its children, and eats them. It then asks Reimu to get it out. "I never said that, I said I'd let your kids out, but you ate them." Tremble. "You'll spent the rest of your life in there." Tremble tremble. "You'll make manjuu for me whenever I'm hungry". Tremble tremble tremble. Reimu then goes out for some fresh air, and notices that the notes from before were fake money. Marisa, who left them there, took a month to recover from ther injuries.

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>>940006
One of them uses another as a stepping stone, and reaches them. The others do the same, but eventually, one of them gets crushed. "Reimu was preventing us from taking the cookies, so we stepped on her!!!" Reimu takes the second victor as well, and puts them in a pot. After they fry for a while, and the mother starts shouting, Reimu pours some water on them, and they're temporarily relieved Then they boil. The mother is horrified, and Reimu tells it that the soup they had before was the same. She makes it drink the soup happily, otherwise she'll boil the other kids too. It does so, smiling and saying the usual "This shit's good!!!", but it's crying. Reimu sees that and says "You broke our promise, now I'm going to boil two more. This time, don't show any sadness, or I'll boil the remaining two as well." The two beg the mother to help them, but it just smiles. Reimu boils them, and the mother slurps the soup down. Reimu then puts it in the cage with the other two, which are afraid of it and refuse to acknowledge it as their mother. It eventually snaps, says they're not its children, and eats them. It then asks Reimu to get it out. "I never said that, I said I'd let your kids out, but you ate them." Tremble. "You'll spent the rest of your life in there." Tremble tremble. "You'll make manjuu for me whenever I'm hungry". Tremble tremble tremble. Reimu then goes out for some fresh air, and notices that the notes from before were fake money. Marisa, who left them there, took a month to recover from her injuries.

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>>939758
An immovable rod collided with a yukkuri.
They move very fast, you know.

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>>940103
But how is the Yukkuremi carrying her?

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>>940126
Sheer willpower.

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>>940126
Sucking her with its ass, probably.

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>>940103

tits for eyes

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>>940147
Can't unsee.

[Dark Saber !!Q91UCZy6uN6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Now I want a fic with Yukkuris in a post-apocalyptic world.

[Anonymous No.]

humping

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>>940167

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I find the Koyukkuris strangely cute, which makes me want to bully them even more.

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>>940167
The nuclear desaster has cause a major decrease in human population. The world is overrun by fierce mutated yukkuris.

[Anonymous No.]

Due to recent events...

[Anonymous No.]

>superfucks

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>>940119
wow, now THIS is awesome

[Anonymous No.]

so, with yukkuris being so incredibly retarded compared to their real counterparts, what kind of mental state would cirno or china yukkuris be in? Catatonic? Braindead?

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>>940346
Apples cause yukkuris to become Chars?

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>>940356
Highly intelligent compared to other Yukkuri.

[Dark Saber !!Q91UCZy6uN6 No.]

>>940346
it lacks the horn

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>>940346

THREE TIMES FASTER

[Anonymous No.]

None of us are safe now.

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>>940006
>>940024

problem is, this is like gaining biofuel from crops: so horribly inefficient that you burn more fuel (~energy) during the process than you gain.

keeping a yukkuri family as snacks only makes sense if you snatch them from the wilderness, though how they find enough food there is a mistery as well.

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>>940468
It's all about grass.

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>>940356
Cirno is like a stone in the flash.

http://yukkurihokanko.web.fc2.com/fl/

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>>940468
They gather fruit and bugs on their own, so it's not necessary to feed them.

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lifespan

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>>940468
Yukkuris have the ability to transmute any organic matter into bean paste. They completely lack digestive systems and excretory systems. That means if you give a pound of grass to a yukkuri, you'll produce a pound of bean paste minus. I'm not sure how yukkuris gain energy from their food. Probably magic or nuclear fusion.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I haven't seen any fic narrating a death due to starvation or old age.

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>>940524
These are Yukkuri spores?

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>>940524
That old Yukkuri is HUEG!
They may be able to eat children...

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>>940537
They only live 2 months.

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>>940537
The first is quite possible. Hunger is a major problem for them, and it drives them crazy enough to eat their families. Food is the second most important thing in their lives, the first being taking it easy. As for the second, I've seen an instance of it happening, in one of the fics I plan to translate completely.

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>>940597
I thought the most important thing was the accessory. Imagine Yukakkuri without her guitar.

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>>940606
Oh, right. The accessories and the food are key elements to being able to take it easy, so I guess these tow are the most important, while taking it easy is the larger objective.

[Dark Saber !!Q91UCZy6uN6 No.]

>>940648

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>>940606
Oh, right. The accessories and the food are key elements to being able to take it easy, so I guess these two are the most important, while taking it easy is the larger objective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>940659
What's wrong with mai hime-sama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>940659
It will spend its whole life being the victim of discrimination, and being mistaken for an accessoryless yukkuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>940659
If normal yukkuris are demanding bitches, I wonder what yukkaguya will be like...

[Anonymous No.]

>>940659
I want to take it home and treat it like the royalty it is.

[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya's beautiful hair makes up for the lack of a hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>940659
What is she saying?

>>940664
Considering most yukkuris have the opposite personality of their human counterparts, Yukkaguya would be exceptionally demanding and bitchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>940660
>>940664
>>940672
Uh, guys, that's Enma Ai, not Kaguya.

Regarding Kaguya, their demands would be so outrageous that nobody would even bother to listen to them, and they'd be broken by the harsh reality of this world from a young age. Expect sarcasm and distrust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>940699
I assume they have Reisenkkuris for servants and treat Eirin like Remirya treats Skuya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>940606
That's third place. Yukkuris can live without their accessory, but are shunned by their families. It doesn't give them enough reason to murder everyone they've loved like hunger does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>940716
The ones that live in Eientei may have servants, but what about the wild ones?

>>940715
A yukkuri without an accessory can never take it easy, which is the worst thing that can happen to a yukkuri. It's shunned by everyone, because they know that it's going to steal their accessories.It has to be on guard its whole life. And if it takes a dead yukkuri's accessory, it gets lynched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>940716
I've only seen one Reisenkuri (Yukkureisen, following the adopted naming model) and it was being molested by a finger.

More popular is the mutated Reisen, who only says "gera gera" and annoys everyone around it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>940751
The wild ones are forced out of the bamboo forest by yukkuri Tewis. They would scatter across the land, making ridiculous demands and being lynched for it. They have no survival strategy like the rest of the Yukkuris.

[Anonymous No.]

>>940754
"gera gera" is a kind of derisive laughter, so she's laughing at everyone like they just did something stupid. Which is why everyone hates it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>940769
And Mokou would hunt them with unparalleled fury. They are immortal, however.

[Anonymous No.]

but.. yukkuris are born with their accessories. as the yukkuri grows in size, so does the accessory. this makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>940868
Removing their accessory would be like tearing off their hair. Which it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>940877
Then Yukakkuri's guitar is glued to her hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>940877
so wait. they couldn't even steal another yukkuri's accessories because it would be like putting on a wig of dead hair? then why are the yukkuris afraid of their stuff being stolen by the figuratively bald ones? (besides being clinically stupid, since this seems like an inborn intuition on their part)

[Anonymous No.]

>>940900
They can, just like you can take the clothes off a corpse you find on the battlefield. They'd get lynched to death, though, the yukkuris are absolute on that. However, stealing the accessory of a live yukkuri is not grounds for lynching, although the yukkuri and its family will attack the thief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>940900
Perhaps they're just driven to restoring that part of them because of the physical and psychological gap caused by its loss. Like losing an arm, except that it CAN be restored by takining it from someone else. As to how they know: the current explanation is the same magic that permits their existence permits them to all become aware of the Yukkuri that has lost their accessory, stolen a dead's accessory, and the person who stole the accessory in the first place.

Yukkuri stealing other living Yukkuri's accessory appears to be "acceptable."

The jury's still out on whether one Yukkuri, despite its severe memory impairment, would be able to differentiate two Yukkuri of the same size and type. The same may apply for their accessories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>940979
>>940990

so.. if a yukkuri acquires a dead yukkuri's accessory, will it grow with it? if no one saw the yukkuri take it, does it still get lynched?

[Anonymous No.]

>>940530
Maybe the food trance is cause by the liberation of residuals of this process.

[Anonymous No.]

>The jury's still out on whether one Yukkuri, despite its severe memory impairment, would be able to differentiate two Yukkuri of the same size and type. The same may apply for their accessories.

They can, as long as they have their accessories. If they don't, not even their parents recognize them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>940997
They will all know. All of them. I can only relate this to the kind of magic you'd like in The Sword of Truth series. In any case, lynching the grave robber won't be the major drive of most the other Yukkuri - finding food and taking it easy are still their primary, if not essential, life activities - but the exception will be made if the thieves are discovered.
Meanwhile, a Yukkuri can not live alone. As far as has been stated, even thieves will try to lynch other thieves so it seems they can't even gather together for a "Tak[ing] It Easy" leper/penal colony.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if anyone gets this reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>940990
Maybe the stigma with the dead accessory is the same as our restrictions with corpses. No one likes a necrophile.

[Anonymous No.]

>Meanwhile, a Yukkuri can not live alone. As far as has been stated, even thieves will try to lynch other thieves so it seems they can't even gather together for a "Tak[ing] It Easy" leper/penal colony.

that sounds awesome, for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>940530
Actually, yukkuris do poop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>941077

Yukkuri manga 3 - Pink Flamingo
1 - Tilt easy!
(prt)
2 - Could you please not poop here!?
-It's not poop! Stop it easy!
3 - It's not poop! It's Reimu's excess bean paste!
(torn off)
4 Top of stand: Miko-blessed
Bottom: Plenty of bean paste
Reimu: Come again!
Client: please
Sign: Hakurei shrine specialty

[Anonymous No.]

>>941077
Did Reimu just do what I think she did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>941093
Delicious bean paste. You must eat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>941093
She didn't precisely take a dump, she just ejected the excessive bean paste. Like what a human would do if he had too much blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>941115
I wasn't talking about the yukkuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>941121
I doubt she killed the yukkureimu, so she's probably selling its excessive bean paste. Either that, or she's made a job out of killing yukkuris and selling the bean paste, although the factory is doing that professionally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>941134
I meant "did reimu just eat the yukkuri's shit?" not "did she kill the yukkuri". I mean, I know it's bean paste but still...

[Anonymous No.]

>>941077
>VOL. 3

I remember the first one, but where is volume 2?

[Anonymous No.]

Taking accessories from another living Yukkuri is ok because that accessory would still be alive.

Wearing a dead Yukkuri's accessories is wrong because the accessory itself is dead.

It'd be like an amputee cutting a limb off a corpse to attach it to their stump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>941141
Well, yes, I think it's obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>941077
>>941090
And to think that, were the excess bean paste not excreted, it would instead be used as a portion of the Yukkuri's offspring.
So that means Yukkuri are sorta like Domo-kun, except it's only metaphorical shit.

>>941164
That leads to an interesting situation. On one hand, the accessories are actually a portion of the Yukkuri, probably the same as the rest of the creature (bean paste). On the other hand, they can also be detached or fall off without spill of bean paste or injury to the Yukkuri. Does that mean the hat and the Yukkuri-proper share a symbiotic relationship? a parasitic one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>941238
Paras comic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>941238
They're more like a belonging that defines their existence, like a human who can't live without e.g. his hat. There is no physical damage upon the loss, but the long-term psychological damage is enormous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>941164
so.. what would be the outcome of

1. yukkuri1 gets her hat taken
2. yukkuri1 steals hat from yukkuri2
3. yukkuri2 expires

4a. hat withers, yukkuri1 gets targeted for lyncing
or 4b. yukkuri1 assimilates the hat and keeps on taking it easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>941314
>lyncing

scuse the typo

[Anonymous No.]

>>941314
4b, because yukkuri B was alive at the time of the theft, therefore no punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>941326

but wouldn't that also mean yukkuris can assimilate one another just through proximity?

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if you placed, for example, a Yukkureimu's bow on a Yukkurisa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>941345
They can assimilate humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>941345
No, because the hat is not alive, so it's more like fitting it on themselves rather than assimilating it. The accessory has to come from a yukkuri of the same size, even if it's a different type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>941354
Nothing, it'd just go on with its life, regardless of whether it had an accessory previously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>941345
I don't entirely understand what you mean by "assimilation" but I'll address your issues from scratch.

When a Yukkuri has its accessory stolen, the recovery or procurement of another accessory enters the list of essential activities for that Yukkuri and they can no longer take it easy. Other Yukkuri will still play with that Yukkuri but are cautious since they realize it is in a state where it is desperate. ALSO, although Yukkuri will auto-hate on whomever stole another's accessory, this is the only acceptable instance where the accessory can be stolen - by another Yukkuri.

If a Yukkuri whose accessory is lost steals the same from another Yukkuri, because the theft occurred while the victim was alive, the taboo does not occur. At the worst, the Yukkuri may be stalked by the hatless one for some time - until an easier target reveals itself - and will recieve some level of ostracisation from the immediate group of Yukkuri who took it easy with the victim. If a Yukkuri whose accessory is lost steals the same from a Yukkuri who is dead or it has killed and passes that accessory off as its own, because the theft occurred while the victim was dead or caused the victim's death, the taboo is upheld.

"Making it pass for their own" is only a matter of making sure the accessory stays "alive" and passes for acceptable amongst unfamiliar Yukkuri.

[紅 美鈴 門門 !!jbNr9Gc7HBh No.]

Yukkuris. Serious business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>941369
but yukkuris can grow, can't they? will the new item grow with them?

also, suppose someone switches a live yukkuris hat with one from a dead one while it's sleeping. who gets the kill mark? the switcher or the yukkuri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>941435
earlier, it was said that a yukkuri without an accessory is basically faceless. if a theft occurs, can they even tell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>941454
it's a fascinating thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>941448
-This hasn't been clarified, but presumably, yes.

-The yukkuri, this has been clarified.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Yukkuri biology/speculation

[Anonymous No.]

>>941466
If it was stolen from a dead yukkuri, they can, somehow. Otherwise, they'll accept it, though we're not sure if they'll remember who it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>941470
one more scenario:
if a yukkuri loses its hat some way, so it is not stolen, but it has no access to it, and then dies without it, can another yukkuri safely claim the hat as its own?

[Anonymous No.]

AAAND we reached autosage. again. awesome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>941502
No, because the original owner would be dead at the time of the second owner's acquisition of the hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>941519

thanks. this thread has been enlightening.

[Anonymous No.]

New thread please.

[Anonymous of Kagoshima !!7o0ROAg0wXR No.]

>>941077

Okay, let me explain this one, since the first translator missed something...
YR = Yukkuri Reimu
NR = Normal Reimu
(sounds, notes)

1) YR: Clean it slowly, okay!!
(poop)

2) NR: CAN YOU PLEASE NOT POOP HERE?!
YR: IT'S NOT POOP!! STOP IT SLOWLY!!

3) YR: It's not poop!! It's red bean paste that's passed its expiration date!!
(part of YR is torn off)
NR: !
(munch)

4) (Sign: Miko cakes / Plenty of red bean paste / Hakurei Shrine's famous product)
Customer: one please
NR: You're welcome

The joke is a reference to a spate of food product scandals to hit Japan recently, where companies knowingly sold tainted food, products past its expiration date, forged the product origins, and a restaurant that served food that had been served to previous customers.

Here, Reimu selling Yukkuri poop/red bean paste past its expiration date is a parody of that.
NR