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What is the most /jp/ thing you've ever done?

>> No.9335451

started crying at the job centre

>> No.9335452

FUCK YEAH SEAKING

>> No.9335461

>>9335452
Hell yeah /b/ro.

>> No.9335457

I started twitching when I was taking a piss and accidentally pissed on myself. I don't why but I randomly start twitching, I wonder if it's some kind of disorder.

>> No.9335458

piss in bottel
dress up in my imouto school clothes and masturbate, tore them in the process, later my dad cleaned my room while I was foolish enough to leave it alone and he never mentioned it, but the school clothes were gone

>> No.9335459

>>9335457
Piss shivers?

>> No.9335465

>>9335459
Is that a thing? Well it doesn't just happen when I am taking a piss either.

>> No.9335467

Shitpost on /jp/

>> No.9335475

>>9335465
There are all sorts of causes for shivering of course, but it is common to shiver when piss. I like it when I do.

>> No.9335487

I've actually shit on floor before.

>> No.9335492

I peed my bed once.

>> No.9335497

"Go to Japan" or "Live in Japan"

I think those answers would probably be the most
/jp/ thing to do.

>> No.9335503

I put my shit between the windows and piss in bottles.

Is that /jp/ enough for you?

>> No.9335519

>>9335497
Then you shouldn't be on /jp/.

>> No.9335520

>>9335497
Teaching your dog to jump through hoops and teaching a bird of japanese descendants how to cook penne would actually be THE MOST /jp/ thing to do.

>> No.9335529

I tried to learn japanese and failed

>> No.9337533

>>9335529
I tried to try to learn Japanese and failed.

>> No.9337999
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9337999

Isolated myself from everybody and spiralled into depression.

>> No.9338012

Shat on my parents' lawn.

>> No.9338015

>>9335520
Can I settle for just buying a giga pudding and putting it outside until flies are all over it? Everything else is just too much effort.

>> No.9338019

i tried pissing in a bottle but got turned on because it was the first time i was sticking my penis is a hole

>> No.9338039

I learned that I'm just fine with eating shit while I have a boner, but never when it's flaccid. Also the cleanup afterwards is soul crushing.

>> No.9338080
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>>9338039
what the fuck man

>> No.9338088

>>9338039
Yes, feces is actually surprisingly mild; fairly bitter though. I like it when it's a bit spicy.

>> No.9338096

>>9338039
>the cleanup

I usually opt to just hop in the shower directly after ejaculation. If you aren't prompt the shit smell will haunt your penis for a while.

>> No.9338099

Cavernous pits of earth open wide
Receive malnourished forms
With great delight
Tattooed unto
Their arms was a brand
Blood in the face, jews lie slain
Destination once not known
Shock on their faces
As the gases flow
Bodies are pushed into the pilot light
Only ashes lie slain

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>>9338039
YUCK! EWWWWW

>> No.9338101

the most /jp/ thing I've done is not doing anything

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