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[Anonymous No.]

America thread. No Euros allowed.

[Moe !TRONurrVj. No.]

what do you do in america thread?

[Anonymous No.]

*claps at this thread*

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>No Euros

*whips out money*
*is 300 pounds*

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Europeans

[Anonymous No.]

>>9332349
pounds a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>9332349
*slow clap*
*is American*

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Americans do actually clap in the cinema at the end of a film.

[Anonymous No.]

*everyone starts clapping*

[Anonymous No.]

>PhD in clapping
>$600k starting
America, fuck yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this clapping thing supposed to be derogatory? I don't see the problem with clapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9332367

>be in cinema when I was visiting America
>Order my ticket
>everyone starts clapping
>I'm like yeah haha good one guys
>I buy a fizzy drink everyone starts clapping again
>lolwut okay
>I sit down guy beside me whispers *clap* *clap*
>little bit freaked out
>Adverts for the film start, whole audience in a sort of colosseum chant and clap
>film actually starts clapping gets louder and murricans chanting "caesar!caesar! caesar!"
>I cannot hear the fucking film!
>walk out
>people applauding me for making the right decision
>I'm like fucking stop it!
>start patting my back and applauding using their palm and my shoulder blades forstanding my ground
>I run out, hide in a bush
>"Hey what are you doing in there?"
>"N-not much..."
>"that's a great hiding spot buddy!"
>Everyone on the street starts clapping because my hiding spot was good
>I can't fucking take this
>I run down street, everyone chasing me like frankenstein clapping and clapping
>I then can't take it anymore and jump off a bridge
>Everyone starts clapping...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9332345
clap

[Anonymous No.]

Will this country let me import rustle?
Doubtful.

[Anonymous No.]

>moving from France to the US for a couple months
>get on plane
>as soon as it lifts off Americans start clapping and yelling ‘WOOO! YEAH!’ and high-fiving each other
>eventually we reach cruising altitude and the pilot turns the seatbelt light off
>Americans start clapping again while yelling ‘YEAAAH! WOOOOO!’
>the stewardess brings out the food cart
>Americans start clapping rhythmically and cheering whenever one of them gets a meal
>this goes on for 20 minutes until the stewardess puts away the food cart
>Americans start whining and want more food
>One of them suggests starting a cheer to bring back the food cart
>they start clapping rhythmically again and cheering ‘WE. WANT. FOOD. WE. WANT. FOOD.’
>the cheering grows more and more aggressive by the minute
>Americans are banging on the seats with their hands at this point
>WE WANT FOOD. GIVE US FOOD. WE WANT FOOD.
>several Americans get up from their seat and start walking towards the cabin while still clapping aggressively
>the stewardess throws the remaining peanut packs at them
>they slowly retreat, while still clapping, back to their seats
>mfw

[Anonymous No.]

>Playing CS
>Join British server
>Everything's going fine
>Suddenly everyone stops dead in their tracks, turns on their mic and starts screaming/chanting
>"FOUR BONG FOUR BONG FOUR BONG FOUR BONG"
>Ask what they hell they're doing
>"U W0T M8 WE FOUR BONGIN' WANKUH AV' UM' RESPECT FOR DAH' QUEEN M8 FOUR BONG FOUR BONG"
>Ask for further clarification
>Banned from server, reason: FOUR BONG FOUR BONG FOUR BONG
>Royal guards show up to my house six weeks later and try to arrest me
>Evade them by moving in a serpentine pattern, since they can only make right angle turns

[Anonymous No.]

>>9332386
>>9332377
These are some interesting quotes, guys. What's the source? I want it for some further reading?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9332380
Euros are just husks of human beings these days, expressing joy in any form is weird to them.