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What does semen taste like?

>> No.9329579

bags of salty coins

>> No.9329583

I find that it depends. Whenever I eat it I always end up thinking "why did I just eat semen?"

>> No.9329584

U culd ask ur mum

>> No.9329590
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9329590

why do this?

>> No.9329598

Depends on the diet. Mine actually has a hint of coffee to it.

>> No.9329607

Salty, tastes kind of weird really.

>> No.9329614

There are no living man who never swallowed his own semen. Btw, op is a girl.

>> No.9329630

>>9329614
Many men have not done it, refractory period.

>> No.9329634

What does futa cum taste like?

Y'know, not having testes has to affect the taste

>> No.9329638

>>9329630
Manly men are not scared of a refractory period.

>> No.9329643
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>>9329598
mine smells like coffee.

is that a bad thing, do you think? it must be unhealthy.

>> No.9329658

Depends on your diet. I only drink water and eat healthy so my semen smells really, really, good. If I had to describe it, I would say it smells like flowers. I never tasted it though.

>> No.9329652
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9329652

Really really good.
Damn, now I want to taste some.

>> No.9329655

>>9329576

Salty and slightly sweet because I eat tons of fresh fruit.

>> No.9329657

>>9329638

My refractory period is like 24 hours these days.
/jp/ is more virile than me, it doesn't help my sense of self worth.

>> No.9329666

>>9329657
24 hours, really? Mine's no longer than five minutes.

>> No.9329668

>>9329643
Some people might say you're drinking an unhealthy amount of coffee. But we all know that's impossible.

>> No.9329676

>>9329652
What does a dick covered in saliva and semen taste like?

>> No.9329679

>>9329666

Yeah, I only masturbate about once a week now.
I'm only 21.

>> No.9329684

>>9329576
Wouldn't it be better to taste it yourself instead of us describing it. You could get it from your own cock, if you are male or futa or go and suck a cock.
inb4 "How do I suck cock?"

>> No.9329687

>>9329657

>/jp/ is more virile than me

I have good news! That's not true at all. If I fap once per day, I end up completely burning out so little more than a puff of smoke erupts from my member. Also, over the last 5 years or so, I've had terrible prostate and urinary tract pain if I masturbate too often.

I hate getting old.

>> No.9329694

>>9329684
Gloryholes are scary, I don't know how to find a cock any other way.

>> No.9329697

>>9329687

dat zinc deficiency

>> No.9329698

>>9329694

There are plenty available right here!

>> No.9329699

>>9329687
I'm only in my twenties but I think I don't have the stamina I should have. If I go twice a day barely anything comes out and I'm sore. If I try a third, half my body goes numb and I get a pounding head ache. I never finish at that point.

>> No.9329705

>>9329687

Same on the prostate pain thing, not so much the urinary tract.
The thing is I'm not even old at all.

>> No.9329703

>>9329687
>I've had terrible prostate and urinary tract pain if I masturbate too often.

huuuuh. how old are you now?

>> No.9329707

>>9329687

I was a healthy buck firing off hot loads like they were going out of style until I was put on SSRIs. I'm since off them, but the dick was never the same.

>> No.9329708

>>9329676
I don't know how to describe it, other than magical.

>> No.9329717

>>9329679
Serious question, are you overweight? This is a generally a sign of heart problems or anemia.

>> No.9329719

>>9329697

Maybe so, but I've also had a persistent prostate infection for years. In my doctors words, after poked around in there and then looked at what came out under a scope, "it's like mardi gras in there!"

Shit sucks.

>> No.9329720

>>9329694
Luckily for you, cocks are usually found on men. So ask one of them, if you look decent looking they will accept and whip out their cock. If you are to shy, you can lways try to get gang-raped, for that just try to look innocent around black people.

>> No.9329734

Mine tastes kind of like cheese, or sometimes sour like really watered down juice, but not really sweet. I wish mine was salty or sweet. ;_;

>> No.9329745

I used to edge a lot, trying to have one great orgasm. These days I'm going for fast, multiple orgasms instead. It's kinda working and to be honest, it feels just as good, if not better.

Also, important advice from Arc from long ago: work out, you will produce more testosterone.

>> No.9329741

>>9329699

I nearly went unconscious masturbating in the shower one day.
I got nauseated and my vision went grey. I had to sit down with my head between my legs to get the bloodflow back there.

>> No.9329758

>>9329720
I don't think I would have a problem getting someone to whip out their cock for me but I don't want to look at a man, I just want the dick like what a gloryhole provides.

>> No.9329759

>>9329699

I know your pain bro.

>how old are you now?

Well, I graduated from college in 2001, if that says anything.

>>9329707

Hmm... I was on Citalopram for a while (and it damn near killed me). Maybe that's what did it?

>> No.9329766

I've begun eating my own semen lately to figure out how exactly it's taste changes with diet. Sometimes it really doesn't taste like much, sometimes it's slightly sweet, and other times it's bitter/sour/salty gross. For science!

>> No.9329763

>>9329758
I don't even know how people know where to find those. I live in a small town in a conservative state, anyway, so I doubt I'd ever be able to find one.

>> No.9329770

Cum tastes like snot.
At least the cum I've ate does.

>> No.9329771

>>9329766
What's your diet for each of those flavors?

>> No.9329773

I liked /jp/ more before this dicksucking shit started oh well..

>> No.9329776

So this is /jp/, huh?
I don't know how I forgot why I stopped coming to 4chan.

>> No.9329791

>>9329776

Well, we can assume it wasn't due to an inferiority complex from our sexual prowess.

>> No.9329792

>>9329758
Why don't you want to look at a man, do you think they are ugly or something? Except for glory holes I can't think of much chances at which you could suck a cock, since I don't know if you would be okay with a shemale.

>> No.9329799

>>9329773
same here started out as a joke but some idiots like always takes it way too seriously same thing kinda happened with that FATLUS joke back a few years ago.

>> No.9329802

>>9329773

I just imagined a dick sucking up a pile of shit. Thanks very much for that.

>> No.9329807

>>9329799
The majority of us aren't actually being serious, in case you can't tell.

>> No.9329827

>>9329771
Well, I've only been doing it for a week, so I don't have it completely figured out yet. But I think eating salty meat and salt things in general make it taste salty. And fruit makes it taste sweeter. Basically it kind of takes on the taste of whatever you eat. I tried eating some pineapple the other day, but it was kind of sour and overripe at the time and the resulting semen was sour.

>> No.9329836

Drink bleach... It makes your cum taste wonderful.

>> No.9329841

>>9329827
Oh, one more thing. Precum is sweet and delicious. Too bad I can't cum 100% precum.

>> No.9329845

>>9329841
I've never even generated precum.

Unfortunately, the sheer mass of broccoli in my diet ruins any potential taste or odor. But it's my favorite vegetable, I can't give it up.

>> No.9329848

The problem is when you cum, you lose all sexual motivation, so cumming into your own mouth is rather pointless. What if you froze your cum, and when jerking off put it in the microwave and poored it all over your face?

>> No.9329863

>>9329848
Has anyone done this, it seems like a good idea.

>> No.9329855

>>9329848
My mother would ask why I have cum in the freezer.

>> No.9329862

My semen tastes like some kind of salty and really thick water.
I don't really like the taste but for some reason I ate it almost everyday.

It also smells like dried shampoo or soup.
My room has a lovely "after-bath" smell.

>> No.9329865

My cum is unnaturally thin. It seems like it's more clear than most people's. Also it never gets much distance and always comes in small quantities. The smell, on the other hand, is wonderful. It smells kind of like chlorine to me.

>> No.9329872

>>9329862

Mine has a lovely chlorinated pool smell. Delicious.

>> No.9329874

>>9329865
You and I apparently share the same reproductive system. Though I don't like the chlorine smell because I'm reminded of swimming pools.

>> No.9329882

>>9329848
I don't like the taste so I freeze my cum into little pill sized pieces and then swallow them with a glass of water. I figure cum must be good for you if so many women like to slurp it up.

>> No.9329891

>>9329882

Wasn't there a thread not long ago on exactly that topic?
Doesn't it have anti-aging properties?

>> No.9329892

>>9329862
>soup.

I meant "soap", sorry.

>> No.9329910

>>9329904
Saten-anon must look 20 years younger.

>> No.9329911

>>9329891
Swallowing around 30 liters is supposed to be an alternate way into Gensokyo

>> No.9329905
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9329905

guys cmon, you are being gross.

>> No.9329904

>>9329891
It's good for your skin.

>> No.9329919

Does anyone else's throat kind of burn after eating it?

>> No.9329920

>>9329911

Well, that hasn't worked for any of us so we can assume it's false.

>> No.9329921

I have no interest in semen that isn't 2d.

>> No.9329922

Mine smells like oranges. I do eat fruits and vegetables every day. Could be why.

>> No.9329923

>>9329919
STD

>> No.9329925

>>9329904
I heard it's good for your teeth.

>> No.9329926

>>9329923
>std
>/jp/
It's my own cum and I'm a virgin.

>> No.9329930
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>>9329926
>I'm a virgin

LOL.

>> No.9329933

>>9329926
I gave it to your mom.

>> No.9329931

>>9329925
So should I try brushing my teeth with my cum every day right after I wake up? I'm usually pretty horny after a good morning's sleep anyway.

>> No.9329939

>>9329922
Does it also taste like orange?

>> No.9329935

>>9329930

pwned

>> No.9329941

>>9329926

Oh man, you're totally fucked. You've infected yourself with virginity. Your throat burns because your body is trying to grow a hymen. Enjoy suffocation.

>> No.9329947

Nighttime /jp/ is the best /jp/ because it's when the true old /jp/ comes out. FUCK AMERICUNTS, WHY DOESN'T moot JUST RANGEBAN THEM?

>> No.9329949

>>9329939
I wouldn't know, I haven't tried. I assume it has some sort of fruity flavor to it though since as I've said, fruits and vegetables are usually all I eat and drink. I'm not a vegetarian though.

>> No.9329954

>>9329947

Says the Americunt in a van.

>> No.9329960

>>9329931
Except for the semen-breath, I don't see how this can be a bad idea.

>> No.9329967

>>9329949
You should try it in the name of science!

>> No.9329971

>>9329770
Wow I never noticed that resemblance before...

speaking out of experience it really does kind of.

>> No.9329977

There is always that phrase "cumming buckets" but as of late my body seems to have produced way more than it needs to, so when I masturbate it's more of a hassle to clean up afterward. Is this a dietary thing too or what?

>> No.9329986

>>9329977

Those hot glue dudes stick to certain diets, I think.

>> No.9329989

>>9329977

I love the feeling of it pumping through me... Even more awesome is when it makes little burp noises.

>> No.9329990

>>9329986
Gotta admire their dedication.

>> No.9329992

I tend to cum way too much, and it's pretty much wasted at this point.

>> No.9330002

>>9329992

You could always donate it!

/jp/ should start a sperm bank.

>> No.9330006

>>9329989
>pumping through me
>pumping

>> No.9330007

>>9329977
I think it's related to your zinc intake and how much water you drink and or something like that.
I'm not really sure.

>> No.9330018

/jp/ = jism pints

>> No.9330019

>>9329992
You need to find a /jp/er, I have always wanted to be on my knees under a /jp/ers desk in a maid outfit sucking his dick all day and being fed semen.

>> No.9330037

you guys are hard gay

>> No.9330038

Salty and bitter

I.e. terrible

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>>9330037
>implying its gay if you wear a skirt when sucking cock
CIS privilege scum

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9330044

>this thread

>> No.9330048

sweden
yes

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