/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>Traveling across US
>Invited by two friends in NY to have dinner in a restaurant
>Waiter comes to the table
>"What can I get for you gentlemen this evening?"
>I order a vegetable platter and a small bowl of olive oil
>first friend orders cheese burger with fries, and a 12oz steak with extra mashed potatoes
>second friend orders full rack of ribs, pulled pork sammie, macaroni and cheese, and deep fried pickles
>15 min later waiter returns with their food
>friend asks me if I want to try a fry, say sure, grab one and gently pour ketchup onto it
>he looks at me in confusion and asks me what I'm doing
>starts pounding bottle of ketchup into a separate bowl he requested
>empties another one into the bowl
>asks the waiter for a third bottle and empties it into the bowl
>grabs a handfull of fries, oil dripping down his arm as he squeezes them
>making airplane noises BRRRRRRRM, WOOOOOOOO, VOOOOOSH
>dunks them into the bowl of ketchup, entire fist is stained red
>has to forcefully shove them into his mouth as to make sure none of them drop
>tells me "that's how ain't no faggot eats sum fries"
>other friend says "praise jesus" and starts clapping
>soon the entire restaurant is clapping
>waiter comes back with the food I ordered
>soggy, dripping pizza margherita and a small bowl of olive oil
>"I ordered a vegetable platter, not a pizza... that's not what I wanted..."
>"Oh, I'm sorry. How about a fruit salad?" he said while holding up a cherry flavored lollipop
>first friend is laughing while chunks of french fry evacuate from his mouth
>man in 10 gallon hat walks up to our table and starts shooting revolvers into the ceiling of the restaurant screaming "YEEE HAW" repeatedly
>eagle bursts through the ceiling and takes my oil

[Anonymous No.]

reported for antiamerican propaganda

[Anonymous No.]

your friends sound pretty awesome
I'd hang out with them

no, seriously, what is supposed to be wrong with them? pretending that a fry is a plane sounds pretty boss, and using ketchup like that sound more convenient.


and if you hated on them cause they like eating different things you do then kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK AMERICA

[Anonymous No.]

AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, CAUSE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE!

[Anonymous No.]

mfw when a yuropeon male wore a thong, called his remote a smibbly bibbly, ate crisps and drank fizzy drink, collected the goop from his cheesedick and put it in a jar, paid high taxes, lost his Zed tile in scrabble, drank tea in delicate flower painted cups, wanked his chap's jibbly with slippy dip, had bad teeth, dove in the grass, digested digestive biscuits, went barmy, had a smoke and a pancake, had a closet full of blue track pants, snogged with his mate, feared the wrath of a queen, called his relative an upsy stairsy, surrendered in war, had scruffy hair, was prudish, felt dickey, said cheerio, ello, and god save the queen, smoked a fag, called his keyboard a hoighty toighty tippy typer, walked his cat on a leash, spent a fortnight in a hostel, used icing sugar, jimmied in the alley, told some one to belt up, sniffed stranger's knickers, ate a lolly, called the internet the inty winty, used a pillar box, was arse over tits drunk, had Tiger nuts, was a soap dodger, spun a yo-yo anti-clockwise, went to the C of E, drank scrumpy, had a beret, was gobsmacked, put on a welly, had some candy floss, was randy, appreciated another male's waistcoat and and bum bag, took a shufti, watched the telly, took a kip, was off his trolley, took a poopy-doo on the tea cup, had a sticking plaster on his knee, called a fan a twirly gust, was rude, waited in a queue, drove in a roundabout, said tootle pip to his mate, wore a bearskin and stood real still, asked me to blow him, shot the chin wag, was arse over elbow over a dishy bloke, wore lederhosen, was a poof, learnt maths, cocked up, identified the primary colours, told someone to bugger off, and drove on the wrong side of the road near me

[Anonymous No.]

That feel when yurop doesn't understand true freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this stuff about american clapping at everything real?

I'm curious

[Anonymous No.]

>>9318290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs

[Anonymous No.]

>>9318290
I am an American and I haven't heard people clap at everything, but I saw europeans clap after throwing their bodies down a hill.

[Anonymous No.]

wh u q?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9318290
They do clap at cinemas. All the other stuff is mostly made up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9318313
That must be so strange.

When I went to see some LotR movie here in the UK, a couple of kids stood up and clapped at the end. They clearly expected other people to, but they just got a few strange looks and then sat down embarrassed.

[sage No.]

FOUR BONG

[Anonymous No.]

>>9318294

Wow

>>9318306

England is not Europe

>>9318313

Nice to hear

[Moe !TRONurrVj. No.]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>wore lederhosen

Now that's just too far. You can bugger right off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9318294
Those subtitles are sooo silly

[Anonymous No.]

Why would you clap at a movie? I mean, at a gig or somewhere, it's to show your appreciation for the band. Do they expect the actors in the film to thank them or something? Do they shout NO DON'T GO IN THERE!!!!! during the film?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9318324
It is actually not as common as people make it out to be. Or strange, for that matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9318313
clap in cinema?
how retard can you go?

[Anonymous No.]

>be in cinema when I was visiting America
>Order my ticket
>everyone starts clapping
>I'm like yeah haha good one guys
>I buy a fizzy drink everyone starts clapping again
>lolwut okay
>I sit down guy beside me whispers *clap* *clap*
>little bit freaked out
>Adverts for the film start, whole audience in a sort of colosseum chant and clap
>film actually starts clapping gets louder and murricans chanting "caesarcaesar! caesar!"
>I cannot hear the fucking film!
>walk out
>people applauding me for making the right decision
>I'm like fucking stop it!
>start patting my back and applauding using their palm and my shoulder blades forstanding my ground
>I run out, hide in a bush
>"Hey what are you doing in there?"
>"N-not much..."
>"that's a great hiding spot buddy!"
>Everyone on the street starts clapping because my hiding spot was good
>I can't fucking take this
>I run down street, everyone chasing me like frankenstein clapping and clapping
>I then can't take it anymore and jump off a bridge
>Everyone starts clapping...

[Anonymous No.]

The only time I've seen clapping at movies is if it's a midnight premier showing.

But then again I haven't gone to the movies since Avatar premiered.

[Anonymous No.]

Who cares if people clap? It's always been a nice way to show appreciation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9318360
Film is a one-way medium. The actors/filmmakers don't KNOW you're clapping at their movie.

[Anonymous No.]

I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE ONE TO START THE SLOW CLAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>9318364

That's like telling people not to smile when they're happy if no one's around to see them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9318360

appreciation for the photons leaving the projector or for the projector guy?

oh man, don't tell me you guys clap for animus too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9318380
That's a natural reaction though. There's a difference between sitting at home and laughing at an anime, and standing up at the end and clapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9318402
People around you can see that you loved the movie by clapping though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/int/

[Anonymous No.]

is this the birth of an epic new meme???

[Anonymous No.]

>>9318231 Invited by two friends in NY to have dinner in a restaurant

Don't you mean 'tuckerbox'

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking shitpost, reported but I haven't laughed this hard in a while.