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Would having sex with Remilia or Flandre be considered as pedophilia? They look like small girls, but are technically respectively 500 and 495 years old. I've been thinking about this for a long time.

>> No.9312553

>Would having sex with Remilia or Flandre be considered as pedophilia?
>Would having sex with Remilia
no
>Would having sex with [...] Flandre
mentally a child. yes.

>> No.9312554

No. I had a Spanish teacher that was a 5' blonde lady with a flat chest, and well into her 30's yet looked very cute and young. Her daughter was 17 and looked 12, it was amazing. Great genetics in that family.

>> No.9312562

looking at either of them could get you arrested

>> No.9312565

Probably points in bestiality and necrophilia too

>> No.9312577
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>>9312538
technically you wouldn't get arrested cause they are above 18 and they can do what they want.

btw op
I am girl

>> No.9312593

>>9312577
You can't legally have sex with someone who is mentally retarded, regardless of age
Flandre fits this description

>> No.9312596

bebe

>> No.9312612

Legally no. You couldn't get arrested for it. Socially, if anyone found out, yes. Most everyone would still consider you a pedophile.

>> No.9312670

>>9312577
Then why aren't you the queen of /jp/?

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>>9312670
Well...you see I have no good answer to that but I will actually think about 1 and post it if the thread is still up.

>> No.9312704
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Wait,KING OF /jp/ is a girl?

>> No.9312715

What makes you think you that you could even have sex with them? I bet that you're pathetic and couldn't even get an erection near them. That was if you ever made it near them without them drinking your blood and killing you.

>> No.9312742

>>9312565
if you're gonna go for it might aswell get high score in the progress, right ?

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>>9312704
shhhhhhhhhhhh
secrete
do not tell to everyone

>> No.9312752

>>9312748

Ok,no problem

>> No.9312759
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>>9312715
I was speaking hypothetically.

>> No.9312766

No, if you are a sane and educated man.
Yes if you are the average mouth breather that makes up the majority of the population.

>> No.9312791

Would having sex with an adult with a growth disorder that makes them look like a child be considered pedophilia?

No.

>> No.9312795

>>9312791
Maybe a really bad idea tho. Just sayin'

>> No.9312808

>>9312795
>You have a growth disorder.
>You must be sad and lonely so that we feel better.

Yep, thats society.

>> No.9312815

>>9312704
What does "死ねばいい" mean?

>> No.9312820

>>9312815
It means ``氏ね''

>> No.9312854

>>9312820
Why does 氏ね exist, why isn't it just 死ね？

>> No.9312862

>>9312854
氏ね

>> No.9312872

>>9312854

氏ね is the hipster version.

>> No.9312879

Depends on if they're prepubescent. pedophilia is an attraction to prepubescent women, not an attraction to women under 18. If they have the bodies of 9 year olds then it's forever pedo.

>> No.9312878

>>9312538
having sex with either of them would mean that you're in gensokoyo.. who is going to stop you?

apart from when sakuya straps on a 10 inch black dildo and rapes you for the rest of your miserable existence

>> No.9312892

>>9312577
pedophilia != statutory rape.

It would be 2D pedohpilia.
/thread.

>> No.9312905

>>9312815
it's japanese burlesque poetry, a true reflection on the human condition. you can translate it as such : ``death, bye''

>> No.9312962

Would having sex with a dwarf woman be considered as pedophilia? They look like small girls, but are technically adults. I've been thinking about this for a long time.

Imagine, her tiny hand grasping your dick making it look 2x as big as it really is.

>> No.9312984

>>9312962
Dwarf women have nice full beards so no one will mistake them as underage.

>> No.9314489

>>9312562
No cops in Gentokyo.

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>>9312962
do you mean real life dwarf women or did you just play too much Lineage II? or dwarves in any normal fantasy setting?

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